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[Norgesvenn]

Wow!

Mik Jagr looked at all that lovely material he had gotten his tongue...ahem... hands on. So much quality!
- "I think we've got enough for a new album, Këÿth"

Këÿth Rïkhârdôvïc was busy stringing his new guitar, but seemed to like the idea of a new album.

Singles Chart Europe Top Five 1485
1. H.R.E. - Man on the Throne
2. Venice Presley - Hunka' Burnin' Land
3. Puff Turkey - I'll be messing you (up)
4. Lithuania Cash - Ghost Riders from the North
5. Castilla Iglesias - When you're Aragon(e)

Mik Jagr was worried about the lack of hits recently. Although 'Serbia' had a respectable reputation, he wanted them to be 'the baddest band' in Europe... the reputation that had gotten them their X-rating, "Unsuitable for one province minors"

 

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Re: Wow!

Originally posted by Norgesvenn
Mik Jagr looked at all that lovely material he had gotten his tongue...ahem... hands on. So much quality!
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You mean Jaromir Jagr, or better still:

Jaromir Jagger

 

[Legolas]

Venice in the jar by Serballica

As I was going nowhere
Upon Dalmatian mountains
I saw the Venice Presley
And his money he was counting

I first called up my infant'
And then I called my caval'
I said: 'give me your province
Or the Habsburgs, they may take ya!'

I took out all his province
As well as some pretty pennies
I took out all his provinces
And brought them home to Princess

She swore that she loved
No, never would she leave me
But the Hapsburgs bribed that woman
For ya know she tricked me easy...

Ma sha da ray do ma doo da ma dah...

Wack for the Kingy yow!
Wack for the Kingy yow!
There's Venice in the jarrow...

I called back my armies
And went to Princess's chamber
Took the treaty with me
But I never knew the danger...

For a CoT of 6, or maybe 7,
In one's Presley's provinces
I had to take my infants
And shot her with four rifles

Ma sha da ray do ma doo da ma dah...

Wack for the Kingy yow!
Wack for the Kingy yow!
There's Venice in the jarrow...

Now some men like-a soldiers
And some men like-a horses
And some men like to hear
To hear a siege - cannon roaring

But me, I like peaces
Especially when taking provinces
But here I am in prison,
Here I am a boy in chains!

Ma sha da ray do ma doo da ma dah...

Wack for the Kingy yow!
Wack for the Kingy yow!
There's Venice in the jarrow...
There's Venice in the jarrow...

 

[Norgesvenn]

Thanks!

Thank you all for your contribution. I'll go away on holiday for a week or so now, so... no new installments from me. But, keep on rockin' in the unfree world.

 

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Have a nice holiday, Norgesvenn!

I take it that you are not going to the Balkans?

 

[Norgesvenn]

Originally posted by Wasa
Have a nice holiday, Norgesvenn!

I take it that you are not going to the Balkans?

Weeell, who knows? No, seriously, I'll do what we Norwegians do at Easter: Leave the comfort, hot water, electricity and civilised life in the city, pack my anorak and skiing equipment and go to a small, uncomfortable cabin in the mountains, not having a shower for a week, and go skiing. You thought that 'rakfisk' was repulsive? Try a Norwegian Easter holiday!

 

[Havard]

Originally posted by Norgesvenn
Weeell, who knows? No, seriously, I'll do what we Norwegians do at Easter: Leave the comfort, hot water, electricity and civilised life in the city, pack my anorak and skiing equipment and go to a small, uncomfortable cabin in the mountains, not having a shower for a week, and go skiing. You thought that 'rakfisk' was repulsive? Try a Norwegian Easter holiday!

So will I. Easter is great

 

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Originally posted by Norgesvenn


Weeell, who knows? No, seriously, I'll do what we Norwegians do at Easter: Leave the comfort, hot water, electricity and civilised life in the city, pack my anorak and skiing equipment and go to a small, uncomfortable cabin in the mountains, not having a shower for a week, and go skiing. You thought that 'rakfisk' was repulsive? Try a Norwegian Easter holiday!

I don´t like snow, I have about a meter or so outside my window right now. I like the Norwegian mountains though, only I like them much better in summer.

I usually spend a week or so every summer in Saltstraumen.

 

[kurtbrian]

This song was written by Eddie Vedderini, sole survivor of the Serbian Slaughter of the Venetian army during the latest war.

Alive

Son he said
Have I got a little story for you
What I thought was so easy
Was nothin' but a...
While you were sittin'
Home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin'
Sorry you didn't see him
But I'm glad we talked

Oh I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey oh whoa

Oh we walked slowly
Across the Serbian Plains
They said We’re ready...for you
I can't remember anything
To this very day
'Cept the blood...the noise
Oh you know it
Noone survived...I just stood

I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey...oooh yeah...yeah yeah...wooo

Is something wrong he said
Of course there is
You're still alive he said
Oh do I deserve to be
Is that the question
And if so...if so who answers
Who answers

I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I...I...I'm still alive
Hey a I ooh I'm still alive
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Wah uh huh...yeah uh huh...oooh wah uh huh...yeah uh huh...yeah yeah yeah

 

[Sharur]

Request: Living in Bavaria

 

[Carolus Rex]

Which band Sharur?

Hm, thinking of writing First Date a la EU.

 

[Sharur]

Well, I couldn't think of a Germanized version of James Brown

 

[kurtbrian]

Johan Von Braun??

 

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ehhh? skiing on the eastern? why dont do it on the sportlov when it is more snow?

 

[Sharur]

This song was dedicated to (and directed towards) Maximillian I, son of Frederick III and future Holy Roman Emperor.

Attendin' Diet sessions in the H-R-E!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Tomorrow I will declare war on Hun-ga-ry!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got 15k footmen, 6k cav-al-ry!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
Baden, Hessen, Bremen, pay me a roy-al-fee!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I'm own half of the Cardinals in the Ho-ly-See!
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

"Role Model"
H.R.E.
The Frederick III LP (1485)

 

[Norgesvenn]

Boy, you've been a busy lot!
I have actually managed to confirm the suspicion I had; I have the body of a fifty year old, and the mind of a teenager in love.

So... where should I go now, then? I mean, I've got a 'respectable' rep, Turkey's far away and.... well, Venice, Hungary etc. are waiting for their liberation. Hmmm.... It'd be nice with Serbian colonies in North America, though. Nova Jork and Chêsâpïk...

 

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Hey! Welcome back. Here's a little song, just for you:

A message from your field commander, Eltyn Yawn

It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside
I’m not one of those who can easily hide.
I don’t have much money but boy if I did
I’d buy a big castle where you could live.

If I had an army, but then again no
Or navy, a general, an admiral, or so
I’d throw them all in…to a war, yes it’s true
My gift is my throne and, this one’s for you.

And you can tell everybody, this is your throne
It may be quite simple but now it’s your own
I hope you don’t mind,
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is, that you’re in the world.

I sat on the hilltop, and fire off my guns
Well a few, of the vassals, they got me quite cross
But the sun’s been quite kind, while I shell their men
The barrage has reduced them, to one man in ten.

So excuse me forgetting, but these things you do
Well you see, I’ve forgotten, if they’re imagined or true
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the biggest corps, I’ve ever seen

And you can tell everybody, this is your throne
It may be quite simple but now it’s your own
I hope you don’t mind,
I hope you don’t mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is, that you’re in the world.

 

[Norgesvenn]

And thus went Êltön Jôhn to the first spot... (forgive me if I'm wrong).

MrT: I don't mind at all Good to see you!! I sincerely hope you're well, mate!

Mîk Jâgr was thinking. Surely 'Serbia' could do a better rendition of 'You were always part of my land' than the fat bastard Venice Presley!!


PS! Any fat or semi-fat person is like the author himself.

 

[Norgesvenn]

On your own

Silly man tip-toed his way across the Da-nube
The sound of Serbian cav'lry in his ears
Ser-bia came along as tou-rists
Shiny uniforms on, and drinking Austrian beer

They had a funny feeling, when they went over
The troops, they were at best, med-i-ocre
Silly walks and a mindless child per-form-er
And we blew all our money a-a-way
Blew it all aaaaaa-waaay

I want to go home
So leave me alone
I'm really bad, I'm not that good
A psycho-killer
Serbian gorilla
We drink to riot, oh, you should try it
We're on a roll, we got consoled
The Serbians are on the road
And we'll all sue for peace in the end
Then you're on your o-o-o-wn
Yeah, you're on your o-o-o-wn
And you're on your o-o-o-wn

Well, we'd all like to disco in Vienna
The sound of Serbian gunshots in our brain
Stumbling through the streets in horror
Saying the Austrians have blown us into space
I mean ou-ter spa-a-ce

Chorus repeat to fade

(Blur, 'On your own')
(Why can't someone teach that Damon bloke a proper diction???)

'Serbia' tried, and failed, to reach MTV H.R.E Top Ten with 'On your own'.... or on their own, as Mïk Jâgr said in retrospect. Their backing bands Moldavia Bôÿs and Wlâk the Mâgïc Drâgön had stunk the place up...

Edit: Perhaps that should be 'silly Wlaks' and not 'silly walks'?

 

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Originally posted by Norgesvenn
place up...

Edit: Perhaps that should be 'silly Wlaks' and not 'silly walks'? [/B]

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