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- Sep 24, 2005
Plain old Denmark
Christian lives in Copenhagen and is a loving husband, father and grandfather. He is also the president in the Danish hate the Swedes club, on Sundays a frequent follower of Denmark’s most popular radio soup operas and a proud owner of a brand new Volvo (Please do not tell him who made it). What he rather not brags with is that he is king of the Kingdom of Denmark. He believes that if he said to his friends that he is, they will treat him bad because he is different. Now, we are not here to drag Christian’s life story but Mdubak’s life story. Mdubak was born in Belgian Congo in 1922. When he was six he killed his first gazelle and with his fathers help, what? Oh, sorry. We actually should tell about King Christian X. Anyway, when Christian celebrated his 65th birthday in 1935 he had three favourite gifts. His son, Prince Knud, gave him a butter knife he had made himself in the woodwork, the king of Iceland gave him a brand new palace on Greenland, he had none there before, and the people saved their pennies to give him a book, namely The History of Denmark by Daşw Edé.
The book had deep impact on Christian, especially the part about the 17th century. He was extremely shocked about the fact that Sweden was a super power at the time and that they were on the winning side in the thirty years war. I mean, everyone can get some luck sometime but heavens. There have to be much four - leaf clover in Sweden. Anyway, this increased Christian’s hatred against Sweden and its people heavily. Now you say that everyone hates the Swedes, and to the max. True, but Christian hated them to the max even more than everyone else. When he had finished his book he knew how to punish the Swedes. He would humiliate them by doing that they had failed with; conquering the Baltic.
Note: Every connection with any real person, dead or alive, is a total coincidence, or an evil Swedish conspiracy, but the Swedes are probably not that smart.