Petition: make one (1!) polar bear unit sprite for Jan Mayen

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I love bearhaslanded console easter egg. It spawns super OP bearly defeatable Jan Mayen invasion in a random place in the world, it sprawls like pandademic and spawns pandamonium all over the world. Jan Mayen bearzerk is so great it can smack France, Ottomans, Russia in winter and westernized Ming. It is cool to watch and ultimate challenge to try to bear with it.

There is just one problem: polarized Jan Mayen armies have human western sprites? With armors and halberds and stuff. What a shame, kills significant part of an atmosphere.

Thus I ask eu4 devs to bear with giving bears a right to keep and bear arms and design a sprite of animated polar bear. You know, marching, roaring, fighting. As a bonus there could be second one for Mayen fleets: swimming bear with a cannot mounted on the back.

It would be just one-two sprites for all Jan Mayen armies, forever; no armor or unnecessary weapons, just white polar bears. The pinnacle of evolution doesn't need them for a global liberation of lesser creatures from their volatile nature. Because...

Bears... bears never change.

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Each bear is a polar bear, some just change camouflage depending on the environment. Jan Mayen Headquarters and Pure Bears' cities are located in the middle of Antarctic, from where they send their operatives.
 
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Each bear is a polar bear, some just change camouflage depending on the environment. Jan Mayen Headquarters and Pure Bears' cities are located in the middle of Antarctic, from where they send their operatives.

What? There are no polar bears in Antarctica. The United States of Free Penguins rules there, free of polar bear oppression.

Edit: That's the South Pole for the person that apparently didn't see.
 
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What? There are no polar bears in Antarctica. The United States of Free Penguins rules there, free of polar bear oppression.
That's what the UN wants you to think.
 
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Why is this not a Putin Riding a Bear, spawning somewhere in or around Russia then Conquering it to use as base against the world? Would make things more fun then a silly bear with no Putin with some name no one has herd of...
A Meme based Political Leader Easter eggs DLC would be a good welcome for the next April Fools and way better then that Sunset Invasion thing in CK 2
 
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Why is this not a Putin Riding a Bear, spawning somewhere in or around Russia then Conquering it to use as base against the world? Would make things more fun then a silly bear with no Putin with some name no one has herd of...
A Meme based Political Leader Easter eggs DLC would be a good welcome for the next April Fools.

Bear cavalry is strictly a Russian thing. The mighty overlords of Jan Mayen would never allow their human slaves to ride them.

Anyways, I feel like all provinces owned by our mighty polar bear overlords should automatic start trading in slaves. In addition, Jan Mayen should have a religion called secular/atheist. Everybody knows that all bears are godless killing machines. As it stands, Jan Mayen is incredibly unrealistic and historical without these changes.
 

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That's what the UN wants you to think.
That is why almost nobody has gone there! There is an secret alien polar bear society!
 

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Q: When is a polar bear not a polar bear?

A: When it's in a "grizzly" mood.
 
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I can't bear all these bear puns.
 
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