Patch 1.5

[loveslater]

It's taken long enough and we've all waited long enough. I am waiting for the patch and there is no patch. I'm beginning to have second thoughts. Heck, make it triple thoughts. I am beginning to question humanity. The point of life.

I mean,
What if there's no patch after all?
What if there is a patch but it actually addresses none of the problems we think it should?
What if there is a patch but it is not really a patch but rather an empty text note?

What if Paradox does not want to patch EU4 at all?
What if Paradox thinks EU4 is just fine as it is?
What if there's no Paradox studio?
What if Paradox is the codename of a guy and his computer working out of a basement in Chicago?

 

[saied_88]

You're gonna be real hungover tomorrow.

 

[SamuraiProgramr]

Patch 1.5 is out but it is a secret

To activate it you should star a game as a European one province minor. Then before unpausing, click on France and take the red pill.

It can be found in the diplomacy menu. It is labeled 'declare war'.

You will love what it does for the game.

And... 1.6 is due tomorrow. I wish other companies released major patches every ten days!

 

[Spartan_One]

Patch 1.5 is out but it is a secret

To activate it you should star a game as a European one province minor. Then before unpausing, click on France and take the red pill.

It can be found in the diplomacy menu. It is labeled 'declare war'.

You will love what it does for the game.

And... 1.6 is due tomorrow. I wish other companies released major patches every ten days!

As much I prefer to avoid these youtube-comment-esque threads, this may be one of the better responses I have seen.

 

[loveslater]

yah i did that and the patch worked great

Patch 1.5 is out but it is a secret

To activate it you should star a game as a European one province minor. Then before unpausing, click on France and take the red pill.

It can be found in the diplomacy menu. It is labeled 'declare war'.

You will love what it does for the game.

And... 1.6 is due tomorrow. I wish other companies released major patches every ten days!

 

[Straigthtsilver]

I already have 3 great Ironman games planned, so waiting longer for patch 1.5 is torture

 

[TheRevanchist]

Half Life 3 will come out before Patch 1.5

 

[TheBob]

Pod People

 

[SamuraiProgramr]

Veruca, sweetheart

The Oompa Loompas are working as fast as they can

http://youtu.be/TRTkCHE1sS4




For crying out loud. It has been less than three weeks. It would take that long to sift through all of the complaints on this forum. Not to mention their convention in Florida.

 

[Aleppo]

Only need patience and everything will be fine

 

[eugene171]

I may be drunk, but i'm not paradox-interactive-patch-conspiracy drunk.

That said, I've yet to play a patch of EU4 that's unplayable. Embrace the today, for tomorrow may never happen

*to bed with me*

 

[Siddyus]

Better late than not properly tested or we'll have a repeat of the days of 1.4. Whine galore.

 

[CyberianK]

One important question:

I set my steam to not update EU4.

Can I finish my current Ironman game this way on 1.4 or does it lose Ironman because I play with an old version?

 

[Olligarchy]

1.4 is behind
1.5 Ahead
And There Are Many Lands To Take
Through Firepower
To The End of Europe
Until The Lands are yours
Smoke and Sound
Carpet and Siege
All Shall be Mine
All Shall be Mine

...And here's the reason why I'll never be a successful song writer. :wacko:

 

[TheMeInTeam]

No more patches before they're ready, please. The reason so many people want 1.5 so badly is how poor the updates in 1.4. Surely you don't want to repeat that?

 

[white army]

No more patches before they're ready, please. The reason so many people want 1.5 so badly is how poor the updates in 1.4. Surely you don't want to repeat that?

WHO CARES??? I want the patch NOW! I want to have my Brandenburgian Revolutionary Empire NOW! I believe that most of the most fixes are finished, you can never have all perfect unfortunately (they will relaese a beta of 1.5.1 most probably).

 

[randomguy123]

It's taken long enough and we've all waited long enough. I am waiting for the patch and there is no patch. I'm beginning to have second thoughts. Heck, make it triple thoughts. I am beginning to question humanity. The point of life.

I mean,
What if there's no patch after all?
What if there is a patch but it actually addresses none of the problems we think it should?
What if there is a patch but it is not really a patch but rather an empty text note?

What if Paradox does not want to patch EU4 at all?
What if Paradox thinks EU4 is just fine as it is?
What if there's no Paradox studio?
What if Paradox is the codename of a guy and his computer working out of a basement in Chicago?

http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/showthread.php?752629-this-game-sucks

 

[pkderek]

No more patches before they're ready, please. The reason so many people want 1.5 so badly is how poor the updates in 1.4. Surely you don't want to repeat that?

You realize they DELAYED Patch 1.4 to refine it and make it work better? Oh how that worked right?