Paradox Tuesday Multiplayer Thread

[Rainbow Mirage]

I can't imagine anything remotely human that will drink Gammeldansk and actually enjoy the taste.
Maybe the Swedish life style have ruined me. Also the event was not a joke, this did actually spark an international crisis in the game.

The swedish devils eat rotten fish, surely gammeldansk must be right up their alley of things their enjoy.

 

[Groogy]

But how did that crisis end?
And how on Earth could it spark a crisis?

It has yet to be resolved. It started with me having fun of me converting the Saxon and Bavarian provinces to Czech provinces, Qing suggested I was using Gammeldansk to accomplish this. I answered that I waterboarded the Germans with Gammeldansk to make them "agree with proper norms" within the Czech Empire. Nothing wrong with that, but somehow that escalated very quickly.....

 

[grekulf]

 

[Wagonlitz]

View attachment 137256

I am nicking this; having GD set in just makes it funnier. You made it yourself?

 

[grekulf]

I am nicking this; having GD set in just makes it funnier. You made it yourself?

Yup. Found a higher resolution image and fixed it up in Photoshop ;D

 

[Groogy]

In the Year of Our Lord 1769 Anno Domini

Netherlands did not quit, he just left game before I got a chance to take a screenshot.​

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## STATS FOR MP ###
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Current Score

1. France 14721 (+10.35)
2. Italy 11000 (+9.28)
3. Netherlands 10294 (+0.38)
4. Arabia 7148 (+7.14)
5. Venice 6981 (+8.21)
6. Germany 5711 (+6.78)
7. Russia 5007 (+0.00)
8. Austria 4602 (+3.57)
9. Qing 3094 (+0.77)
10. Poland 2954 (+0.35)
11. Bahmanis 2888 (+3.57)
12. Spain 2795 (+0.00)
13. Lithuania 1676 (+0.00)
14. Bohemia 1341 (+1.55)
15. La Plata 582 (+0.00)
16. Brunei 328 (+0.00)
17. French Mexico 252 (+0.00)
18. Japan 221 (+0.00)
19. Colombia 185 (+4.64)
20. Haiti 174 (+1.42)

Development

1. Arabia 2030
2. France 1973
3. Venice 1802
4. Qing 1796
5. Italy 1684
6. Bahmanis 1578
7. Germany 1140
8. Poland 1102
9. Austria 1073
10. Russia 930
11. Dali 904
12. Jaunpur 817
13. Bohemia 650
14. French Mexico 569
15. Netherlands 559
16. Timoria 534
17. Japan 517
18. Brazil 470
19. Colombia 423
20. French Louisiana 361

Income

1. France 456.94
2. Italy 374.34
3. Arabia 322.81
4. Venice 295.67
5. Qing 233.39
6. Bahmanis 225.40
7. Germany 195.91
8. Austria 194.82
9. Bohemia 128.48
10. Swampgermany 125.28
11. Poland 109.68
12. Jaunpur 109.66
13. Brazil 86.35
14. French Mexico 66.29
15. Netherlands 64.39
16. Japan 63.91
17. Colombia 62.63
18. Haiti 59.10
19. Dali 57.58
20. La Plata 54.90

Max. Manpower

1. France 318K
2. Italy 291K
3. Arabia 213K
4. Qing 210K
5. Bahmanis 192K
6. Germany 191K
7. Venice 169K
8. Poland 164K
9. Russia 132K
10. Austria 130K
11. Bohemia 109K
12. Jaunpur 96,240
13. Dali 91,335
14. Swampgermany 64,750
15. Brazil 63,946
16. French Louisiana 57,153
17. Japan 55,482
18. French Canada 55,430
19. French Mexico 55,203
20. Timoria 51,557

Standing Army

1. France 612K
2. Italy 360K
3. Venice 330K
4. Arabia 320K
5. Germany 276K
6. Austria 183K
7. Bahmanis 177K
8. Qing 168K
9. Bohemia 138K
10. Poland 110K
11. Netherlands 104K
12. Jaunpur 98,146
13. Swampgermany 90,000
14. Dali 75,915
15. Russia 57,766
16. Brazil 55,000
17. Colombia 49,000
18. Jutland 46,000
19. Songhai 42,931
20. Svitjod 41,000

War Fleet

1. Italy 150/0
2. Venice 0/150
3. France 104/0
4. Qing 64/0
5. Arabia 36/0
6. Germany 30/0
7. Netherlands 18/0
8. Bahmanis 18/0
9. Brazil 15/0
10. Austria 13/0
11. Songhai 3/9
12. Haiti 11/0
13. Svitjod 0/7
14. Colombia 6/0
15. French Mexico 5/0
16. Scandinavia 0/5
17. Swampgermany 3/0
18. Tunis 2/1
19. Jutland 3/0
20. Poland 0/2

Trade Fleet

1. France 143
2. Arabia 80
3. Italy 69
4. Germany 57
5. Venice 56
6. Qing 33
7. Bahmanis 33
8. Brazil 31
9. Haiti 24
10. Japan 23
11. Poland 22
12. Swampgermany 17
13. French Mexico 16
14. Colombia 15
15. Jutland 13
16. Timoria 12
17. Antilles 11
18. New Taiwan 8
19. Svitjod 6
20. French Canada 6

Technologies

1. France 84
2. Italy 84
3. Austria 84
4. Brazil 84
5. Haiti 84
6. La Plata 84
7. Paraguay 84
8. Netherlands 83
9. Swampgermany 83
10. French Mexico 83
11. Scandinavia 83
12. French Louisiana 83
13. Oregon 83
14. French Canada 82
15. Spain 82
16. Australia 82
17. French Colombia 82
18. Colombia 82
19. Jutland 82
20. Svitjod 82

Events of 1769
The Great Betrayal
The Central Powers amassed a coalition consisting of the entire world against the French-Dutch Block to try and contain them and force them to disarm their states. However as German, Czech, Austrian and Italian armies stationed themselves on the French border the French suprised the alliance by betraying their long time ally of Netherlands and surrender immedietly to a white peace meaning the Dutch have to face the onslaught of the world alone. It resulted in an immense loss for the Dutch.

Honestly we were all suprised and had been looking forward to a huge war.

 

[londoner247]

Honestly we were all suprised and had been looking forward to a huge war.

So, why did your war leader accept the White Peace? Sounds like something underhand on both sides ...

 

[GalladGil]

I have some questions
Did Venice and Russia also have a war? (North Persian territory changed hands)
Did Bahmanis annex Dali and Ayuthaya, or is it some kind of vassal agreement?
Why is the Eastcoast of North America suddenly a different color? Is it beacause France didn't core a single north american province untill very recently or did the colonial nation break free?

Very interesting developments in your game, thank you for keeping it updated ^^

 

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

Swampgermany? I am amused and offended at the same time.


It is Poldergermany.


Plz fix.

 

[Trin Tragula]

Did Bahmanis annex Dali and Ayuthaya, or is it some kind of vassal agreement?

Dali attacked Ayuthaya and took the northern half.
Bahmani attacked Ayuthaya and took the southern half at a later time. Ayuthaya still has one province between Bahmani and Dali.
Dali is now a Bahmani protectorate.

 

[Dr. B]

So, why did your war leader accept the White Peace? Sounds like something underhand on both sides ...

Yeah - wonder what France offered the warleader to get out so quickly... must have been something really juicy.

 

[DDRJake]

Yeah - wonder what France offered the warleader to get out so quickly... must have been something really juicy.

I was the warleader and France took a no-strings-attached* white peace, which left Netherlands without protection.

I have some questions
Did Venice and Russia also have a war? (North Persian territory changed hands)

I declared war on Russia with the "repair ugly borders" CB.

 

[Groogy]

Wiz checking the limits of his job security
https://twitter.com/Martin_Anward/status/643839746163273728

 

[yonaz]

I didn't offer anything, Venice sent me the white peace offer. I think I would have defended Netherlands in alot of situations.. but vs the entire world.... I only would have dragged out the war.
And from my understanding the goal was not to destroy netherlands entirely.

There is a player playing one of my colonial nations, thats why it is a different color

 

[Pigeoncount]

Are they plotting against you? Because that's all there really is to do for colonial nations.

 

[yerm]

Please tell me you're going to DOW France again, now isolated, the moment 5 years a partial month pass?

 

[Dr. B]

Following these office multiplayer games is really entertaining

Inspires me to play a session of the good old board game Diplomacy! (backstabs guaranteed)

 

[Wagonlitz]

Did Johan rage quit or why isn't Swampgermany coloured in that map?

 

[Wizzington]

Johan had to leave 10mins before session end.

 

[ThePatriotOfDreumel]

Johan had to leave 10mins before session end.

'Leave'