Paradox Office Multiplayer

[Groogy]

Can we make requests? Since Groogy is a back stabbing bitch, will someone go annex him here?

I didn't backstab you? You said you were fine with it, I checked with you even first before moving to Thailand.
BAH This is just Slargos Propaganda machine.

 

[Goosecreature]

No, that is already taken care of. You remember that Spainish king that was speaking profanities against the free people of Hanse? Saying that our checks will bounce.... I hung him up from the highest tree in Germany and now Spain is a puppet of my beloved friend the French King. I just took the sloth cause they are awesome.

Well, that is not exactly how I remember it happening, but the end result is indeed that Spain is now a loyal partner in the French hegemo... alliance.

I have been backstabbed a lot in this game, but not by Groogy (believe it or not). Whether this has been due to Groogy's impeccable moral character or the fact that Spain and the Hansa simply haven't had much to do with each other, I'll let others decide.

 

[Johan]

Can we make requests? Since Groogy is a back stabbing bitch, will someone go annex him here?

yes? thats why he's kept on a leash.

 

[Groogy]

yes? thats why he's kept on a leash.

Woof

 

[Wizzington]

yes? thats why he's kept on a leash.

It's not so much a leash as a chain.

A chain made of money.

 

[The Witch-King]

Right now:

 

[Nusia]

Here's the screenshot again:


And this is how the eastern front looked like when Russia was burned to the ground (well, not really):

 

[Nusia]

Russia did not win. We got to 97% warscore and was able to force him to release Ukraine, Crimea, Kazakh and Polotsk. Even if he took some of the land back again after the war, we at least showed him that europe stands united against the gigant blob in the east.

 

[Wizzington]

Why is everyone in the game blazing through Russia again?

Oh oh and world map please!

The short version is that Russia has been acting as an alliance of his own, throwing his weight around and playing Kingmaker with the two big alliances (mine and Austria's). We got fed up with it and decided to form a pan-European alliance against Russian bullying. As Nusia said, we force-released a bunch of stuff and then attacked again to make him revoke cores on the released states.

 

[Wizzington]

A player after my own tastes. I've you've got it, throw it around! I just noticed it was ForzaA playing Russia. Well done, van Houten. Well done. :happy:

It's all well and good throwing your weight around until 100k Frenchmen are assaulting the walls of Moscow.

 

[grekulf]

Meanwhile, at the real eastern front. :O

 

[Groogy]

Alright so here is the world of 1698



Top 5 Income
Great Britain - 253 Ducats / Month
Russia - 236 Ducats / Month
France - 205 Ducats / Month
Morocco - 201 Ducats / Month
Netherlands - 144 Ducats / Month

Top 5 Technology
Denmark - 71
Venice - 70
Sweden - 69
France - 69
Bohemia - 69

Top 10 Armies
Russia - 250 000
France - 200 000
Ottomans - 163 000
Austria - 157 891
Netherlands - 100 000
Hindustan - 94 192
Venice - 86 000
Morocco - 84 000
The Hansa - 79 000
Great Britain - 77 000

Top 10 Navies (Heavy Ship/Light Ship/Galley/Transports)
Great Britain - 345 (143/159/0/43)
Netherlands - 235 (159/76/0/0)
Venice - 218 (8/106/73/31)
Morocco - 156 (17/110/0/29)
France - 130 (90/30/0/10)
Spain - 126 (57/54/0/15)
The Hansa - 122 (32/80/0/10)
Denmark - 111 (33/64/7/7)
Ming - 98 (20/28/23/27)
Naples - 88 (5/75/2/6)


Top 10 Manpower
Russia - 437 160
France - 376 480
Austria - 191 204
Ottomans - 149 070
Netherlands - 127 100
Great Britain - 98 270
Spain - 94 100
Morocco - 81 880
Venice - 77 141
Japan - 72 874

Top 10 Score
Great Britain - 5382
France - 5273
Russia - 4214
Spain - 3198
Venice - 3106
Netherlands - 3063
Ottomans - 2739
Morocco - 2477
Austria - 2353
Ming - 1773

 

[Nusia]

View attachment 95693

Meanwhile, at the real eastern front. :O

Haha, awesome! It would have been even more awesome if you helped us in the big front aswell. Attacking Russia, from both sides, on your own....

 

[grekulf]

On that note, a question, grekulf: Do you hate manpower?

I see a lot of money in your pool, which could be spent on manufactories. But they're just sitting there, ostensibly so you can toss them in the air and call them your preciouses.

Already built everywhere

 

[Pallidum]

Haha, awesome! It would have been even more awesome if you helped us in the big front aswell. Attacking Russia, from both sides, on your own....

Actually, I'm quite sure that the only reason Moscow fell was because of the far east invasion by crack Napolitan troops. And don't forget the Napolitan navy's blockade of one of the eastern ports.

 

[grekulf]

Oh that's right. With CoP you lose a lot of money sink opportunity.

Well, then, follow up question: Why aren't you spending all that money on mercenaries? Perhaps to annex Groogy? All that Sweet german base tax...

Meh. Unecessarily expensive. Might as well stay over limit with manpower then. It's not draining for me anyway.

Besides, rebuilding ships is expensive.

 

[Groogy]

Oh that's right. With CoP you lose a lot of money sink opportunity.

Well, then, follow up question: Why aren't you spending all that money on mercenaries? Perhaps to annex Groogy? All that Sweet german base tax...

Seeing as I have larger army.... No.

 

[Groogy]

It was a foggy winter morning as the German Landsknechten dismounted from the Flyte fleet in Constantinople. The Hannoverian soldiers uneasy in this new land far away from their homes. But they had a mission, they had a purpose to being here. This was the Heeresgruppe Süd assigned by the French king to defend the Ottomans if the southern front fell. They of course worried for their home but the much much larger Heeresgruppe Nord was stationed to defend the Baltischen Republik, the soldiers home which would become the frontline against the Russian. The Hanse will not falter to defend Europe against the hordes of Russians. Operation Barbarossa shall be a success, if not Europe is doomed.

I, Niklas Meyer on behalf of der Tagfahrt want to thank the Landsknechten who sacrificed their lives in honor of the Hanse and the Republics therin. Thanks to their deeds we can live freely without fear of the Russian iron glove enveloping us. I can never offer enough compensation to the families of the dead but know this that the Hanse will take care of them. But at least we can take comfort in that for another year we can live in peace and be free!

Vorwärts Landsknechten des Freistaates! Für Freiheit und Geld!

- Statthalter Niklas Meyer von der Tagfahrt, Bürgermeister der Bürgermeister, Aldermann der Hanse, Bürgermeister von Lübeck, Fürst-Bürgermeister der Baltischen Republik, Fürst-Bürgermeister der Republik Litauen, Fürst-Bürgermeister der Republik Al-Djazair, Fürst-Bürgermeister der Republik Madagaskar, Fürst-Bürgermeister der Suahelischen Republik, Schirmherr der Friesen, Schirmherr von der Freistadt Hamburg, Schirmherr von der Freistadt Bremen, Schirmherr von der Freistadt Sansibar, Schirmherr von der Freistadt Kilia, Schirmherr von der Freistadt Riga, Hüter der polnischen Krone, und Beschützer des Freistaates und Europa.

 

[The Witch-King]

Actually, I'm quite sure that the only reason Moscow fell was because of the far east invasion by crack Napolitan troops.

You mean crackpot Neapolitan troops.

 

[grekulf]

Seeing as I have larger army.... No.

Me disbanding 30-40k surely has nothing to do with it.

Besides, you got what, militech 19? I can prolly wipe your 70k with 20k