Paradox I have a deal to make

[Bocaj78]

I would like to get a make space great again hat and a copy of HOI IV Today.
I am willing to offer the following:
The Maus tank (Yes I will steal the only 188 ton tank out there)
All of the surviving Tiger tanks
1 Death star
1 Tardis
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of antimatter
Your own empire
what else can I offer to you to get this game early?

 

[jtm-0]

I think you need to throw in your first born to sweeten the deal

 

[kiaghi7]

I would like to get a make space great again hat and a copy of HOI IV Today.
I am willing to offer the following:
The Maus tank (Yes I will steal the only 188 ton tank out there)
All of the surviving Tiger tanks
1 Death star
1 Tardis
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of antimatter
Your own empire
what else can I offer to you to get this game early?

Pshhh... obviously fake...

If you had a TARDIS, you could just go to the future, get the game, and bring it wherever in time you want, such as now in order to gloat to us that we don't have it and you already do...

 

[potski]

I think you should be sentenced to 32 days hard labour for stealing tanks, and claiming you have a Death Star you would be willing to trade

 

[The Lord Drake]

I think you should be sentenced to 32 days hard labour for stealing tanks, and claiming you have a Death Star you would be willing to trade

Soooo, maintenance for walmart?

 

[podcat]

I would like to get a make space great again hat and a copy of HOI IV Today.
I am willing to offer the following:
The Maus tank (Yes I will steal the only 188 ton tank out there)
All of the surviving Tiger tanks
1 Death star
1 Tardis
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of antimatter
Your own empire
what else can I offer to you to get this game early?

If you get a Maus and park it outside paradox HQ I'll make sure you get access to all the games ;D

 

[Daddl]

Get it as fast as you can. If oil prices go up again, it will be no pleasure to drive that Maus.

Or does it run infinitely because the oil was already ordered when it was built?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[podcat]

Get it as fast as you can. If oil prices go up again, it will be no pleasure to drive that Maus.

Or does it run infinitely because the oil was already ordered when it was built?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

well yeah, I expect it to be delivered with a huge stockpile of fuel

 

[Hjaldrgud]

well yeah, I expect it to be delivered with a huge stockpile of fuel

Just invade us (Noway) A Maus can take down our military after having the army and navy slider all the way down to 0%
All the oil you want.

 

[Swinds]

I have just bought a airfix model Maus and a USB key and I am on the next flight to Stockholm. I will park it outside your new office then celebrate my HOI4 in the Ice bar

 

[Raptor83]

well yeah, I expect it to be delivered with a huge stockpile of fuel

Dont you know? Maus is a naval unit - tank sitting on top of supertanker

 

[CPTblackadder]

well yeah, I expect it to be delivered with a huge stockpile of fuel

Don't worry, all fuel is paid when you build it these days

 

[Lifthrasil]

If you get a Maus and park it outside paradox HQ I'll make sure you get access to all the games ;D

I'm pretty sure that you would give him access to all the games if he parks ANY tank outside your HQ. Especially if the gun is loaded and pointed at the HQ