Paradox has managed to make me mad, well done, really

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My god is Morgan Freeman.

Your move.
 

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Do i question you when you choose medium spicy sauce instead of the hot? No, I fuckin' don't. Why do you have to come at me like that? Wiz, because I said so, ok? God, no need to treat me like I'm jesus, stop crucifying me.

If I knew anyone who actually said this to me in person coming up with it on the spot, I would proceed to die from lung collapse and cardiac arrest from the sheer amount that I would laugh

10/10 you keep carrying on and you will gain such an infamy that you will actually have fans
 
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Hey, that looks kinky :).

However, you might want to choose a hot chick working for PI to fill the abovementioned role instead of Wiz...just suggesting...

No no no. The whole idea of hiring Wiz was so he could bring all his hot chick groupies with him and leverage the kink market to double EU4's market penetration. It's a good marketing strategy, don't throw it away.
 

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OP don't worry Spain is a backwards catholic nation of southern europe almost as backwards as kebab and definately nowhere near the level of sophistication of northern europe country like mighty sweden

so this wont be fixed
 

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To the OP:

PDS seems to be partially incorrect, but that means PDS is also partially correct.

Isabella of Aragon was a real person. She was one of the Catholic Kings (Fernando of Aragon and Isabel of Castille) daughters. However, if PDS was referring to her, the birth and death date is wrong, that is true. It seems PDS has taken the birth and death date of Isabella of Aragons mother: Queen Isabel of Castille (the Catholic Queen), instead of Isabella of Aragon birth and death date (she was born in 1470, died in 1498).
 

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To the OP:

PDS seems to be partially incorrect, but that means PDS is also partially correct.

Isabella of Aragon was a real person. She was one of the Catholic Kings (Fernando of Aragon and Isabel of Castille) daughters. However, if PDS was referring to her, the birth and death date is wrong, that is true. It seems PDS has taken the birth and death date of Isabella of Aragons mother: Queen Isabel of Castille (the Catholic Queen), instead of Isabella of Aragon birth and death date (she was born in 1470, died in 1498).

Yep, my fault. I think I had both Isabella of Castile and Isabella of Aragon, her daughter, Wikipedia pages on my screen when I wrote the event and somehow confused her daughter's title with hers. Changed her title now and her TAG is changed too, to CAS for Castile.
 
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To the OP:

PDS seems to be partially incorrect, but that means PDS is also partially correct.

Isabella of Aragon was a real person. She was one of the Catholic Kings (Fernando of Aragon and Isabel of Castille) daughters.

The event talks about her being wife to the king of Aragon and sister to the king of Castile, so it is Isabel of Castille. If it isn't a mistake I really don't understand the reasoning behind the event. It makes no sense.
 

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Wohoo 50 shades of Spain :laugh: or something.

Thanks for all the fun I had reading this.
 

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That isn't enough. I want Wiz to dress in lingerie, get down on his knees, make gargling sounds, while simultaneously shaking his bottom at the live stream camera, and changing the code to read "Tag= CAS IM SORRY FOR THIS DISGRACE SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE MY CHANGE AND ACCEPT IT


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Also, isn't the 1000 months mtth sort of insanely high for a 1450-1504 period? The rest of the Women in History ruler events are 200 months mtth.

The dynasty name is also a bit of a mess (Trastámara)
 
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For me, I would like to see Maria Theresa of Russia, Catherine de Castille/Aragon, Elizabeth of Portugal or even Isabella von Habsburg. Some sort of extremely shuffling the queens into random countries. They surely will make me laugh and increase their badassary by 10 million percents. Just my thought. XD
 

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OP don't worry Spain is a backwards catholic nation of southern europe almost as backwards as kebab and definately nowhere near the level of sophistication of northern europe country like mighty sweden

so this wont be fixed

I'm from Spain and I approve this message xD

For what it's due, I'm from Catalonia, Spain. I usually play a single nation until I'm totally done with it, and currently I'm playing for the first time since the tutorial, with castile->Spain. And I must say: I don't mind. Yes, she was the queen of Castile, and after the marriage was Isabel of Aragon. But, you are playing a ahistorical game, a big "what if", a empire simulation game. That means that from the point where you start your game it does not have to be "on rails".

And I agree with the idea of rulers being born on different nations. A Russian Napoleon could lead to surprising events, indeed!
 
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No matter how so-bad-it's-good this thread is, I support changing the event cause Isabella was an overrated tool and Ferdinand was the de facto ruler of Castile. Next on EU4: Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots Regnant of France.

Not really. Ferdinand almost lost Naples and Castille when Isabel died. The viceroy of Naples kept independence for being on good terms with Isabel and was supporting Juana of Flanders (who according to Isabella's will was heir and successor to Castille). Ferdinand was forced to give up all claims for controlling via regency when none of the nobles supported him as they kinda hated him.

Only because Philip of Burgundy (the spouse of Juana who the Nobles actually liked) died leaving Juana, who was considered nuts, as regent did Ferdinand get power again in Castille.
 
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