Paradox has managed to make me mad, well done, really

[Giffica]

Fix this. Immediately. Make it impossible for hordes to reform government, and make natives never be able to build ships even if the westernize. I could careless. BUT THIS???? THIS???? Absolutely shaming, and ruined one of the most historically important figures in the entirety of the game? I would rather her not be in the game at all. How could you, Paradox. How COULD YOU. You have tarnished the name of Spain forever.

Isabel de Aragon? REALLY PARADOX? She was the Queen of Castile. She was born in Avila, in Castile, and married the King of Aragon. Sure, technically speaking her title changed to Isabel of Aragon AFTER THE MARRIAGE.

"Has tag Ara" REALLY? Do you even know your own game? Because last I checked, IN YOUR OWN HISTORY FILES UNDER CASTILE, in 1454, Isabel is the heir to CASTILE, not Aragon. So which is it Paradox? Is she the heir of Aragon, or of Castile? WHICH IS IT.

Fix it. I want Wiz to personally fix this line of code himself. This is a disgrace to Spanish history and I've never been so angry in my life except that one time they put sour cream in my burrito at chipotle. Honestly i'm ashamed to even say I play this game, and I can't touch this game until this is fixed. GOOD DAY PARADOX, GOOD DAY.
The event:

# Isabella of Aragon (1451 – 1504)
country_event = {
id = women_history_events.11
title = women_history_events.11.t
desc = women_history_events.11.d
picture = wihgfx_FEMALE_RULER_eventPicture

trigger = {
tag = ARA
is_year = 1450
NOT = {
is_year = 1504
}
has_regency = no
is_female = no
has_female_heir = no
is_lesser_in_union = no
government = monarchy
NOT = {
has_global_flag = wih_isabella_aragon_flag
}
}

mean_time_to_happen = {
months = 1000
}

immediate = {
hidden_effect = {
set_global_flag = wih_isabella_aragon_flag
}
}

option = {
name = women_history_events.11.a
define_ruler = {
name = "Isabel"
dynasty = "de Trastámara"
#claim = 95
adm = 5
dip = 6
mil = 3
female = yes
}
}
option = {
name = women_history_events.11.b
add_adm_power = 100
add_dip_power = 100
add_mil_power = 100
define_advisor = {
female = yes
type = statesman
skill = 2
name = "Isabel de Trastámara"
}
}
}

 

[Trademaster]

How sad.

This post is in the wrong section and this bug is a very, very minor one.

 

[Challenger2008]

I want Wiz to personally fix this line of code himself.

I held out until this part, but after reading this I couldn't hold back the laughter anymore. Genius :'D

 

[Giffica]

How sad.

This post is in the wrong section and this bug is a very, very minor one.

This is no bug. It is not even possible to mess this up. It's like calling them the von Hapsbergs. It just doesn't happen. Ever.

 

[Daddl]

Well, all it needs is to change Tag= ARA to whatever is used for Castile, isn't it? I'm sure we can make a big livestream event out of it and Wiz gets down on his knees and asks for forgiveness.

 

[Krajzen]

 

[Giffica]

Well, all it needs is to change Tag= ARA to whatever is used for Castile, isn't it? I'm sure we can make a big livestream event out of it and Wiz gets down on his knees and asks for forgiveness.

That isn't enough. I want Wiz to dress in lingerie, get down on his knees, make gargling sounds, while simultaneously shaking his bottom at the live stream camera, and changing the code to read "Tag= CAS IM SORRY FOR THIS DISGRACE SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE MY CHANGE AND ACCEPT IT

Maybe then will I begin to accept Wiz as a human being. Maybe then I will continue to add to my 1600 hours. I'm in the middle of a Sweden game, and I'm going to intentionally rename every Scandinavian province to an insult towards Wiz. This is his fault, and he must pay for his transgression.

The immersion on my Sweden game was RUINED when I saw Aragon's ruler was Isabel.

Also, note, it's possible the same ruler exists in Castile and Aragon at the very same time. If you begin in 1454, Isabel is already leader of Castile. And the even for Aragon can trigger to spawn her in Aragon, without the two nations in a Union. Paradox has ruined this game.

 

[AchedTeacher]

Are you mad

 

[frolix42]

Will you be inversely happy when this is fixed?

...but yes, this is an oversight.

 

[Brodacious]

What's a "Spain"?

 

[1666846464]

I'm in the middle of a Sweden game

Sweden absolutely disgusting nation of cuckolds, shame of Europe, shame upon you for playing Sweden.

 

[Giffica]

I know, anything that isn't Castile/Spain is a disgusting nation to play. Castile/Spain are the only viable nations in EU4, and I'm ashamed for playing anything but them, but alas, sometimes I need change.

 

[spyroware1]

No matter how so-bad-it's-good this thread is, I support changing the event cause Isabella was an overrated tool and Ferdinand was the de facto ruler of Castile. Next on EU4: Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots Regnant of France.

 

[Tufto]

I think it says a lot about the EU4 forums in general that some people here don't realise that the OP isn't being entirely serious.

 

[Ultrix Prime]

This "I've never been so angry in my life except that one time they put sour cream in my burrito at chipotle" was particularly enjoyable. All in all, a good stab at trolling these forums. I have no doubt that hundreds of posts debating one tag could easily flow freely.

OTOH, the regular threads complaining about these kinds of things are funny enough.

 

[Giffica]

I think it says a lot about the EU4 forums in general that some people here don't realise that the OP isn't being entirely serious.

This "I've never been so angry in my life except that one time they put sour cream in my burrito at chipotle" was particularly enjoyable. All in all, a good stab at trolling these forums. I have no doubt that hundreds of posts debating one tag could easily flow freely.

OTOH, the regular threads complaining about these kinds of things are funny enough.

While I wish I was joking, this is a legitimate problem with the game. There is nothing to debate. Paradox have Isabel BOTH AS A RULER FOR CASTILE AND ARAGON. She can't be both. It's a major oversight. And she was leader of Castile, not Aragon. Also, this is a MAJOR hindrance to Castile. Castile is far better than france with this change. A 5/6/3 that replaces your 0/0/0? It makes Castile the bests nation in the game, flat out. Sure, England and Russia get 6/6/5s, but that's past 1600, where it doesn't mean shite. This is in 1450....6 years into the game, and replacing your 0/0/0, it's just absurd, and the give the ruler to Aragon...for zero reason...when she was Castilian, not Catalan...

 

[anzac1915]

Are you going to turn into the Hulk over a very minor decision by Paradox? To me, it does seem like Paradox should revert the event back to the way it was, but I am not going to go all Donkey Kong about it. Just calm down and read a book or something, ok .

 

[forrseti]

Fix this. Immediately. Make it impossible for hordes to reform government, and make natives never be able to build ships even if the westernize. I could careless. BUT THIS???? THIS???? Absolutely shaming, and ruined one of the most historically important figures in the entirety of the game? I would rather her not be in the game at all. How could you, Paradox. How COULD YOU. You have tarnished the name of Spain forever.

Isabel de Aragon? REALLY PARADOX? She was the Queen of Castile. She was born in Avila, in Castile, and married the King of Aragon. Sure, technically speaking her title changed to Isabel of Aragon AFTER THE MARRIAGE.

"Has tag Ara" REALLY? Do you even know your own game? Because last I checked, IN YOUR OWN HISTORY FILES UNDER CASTILE, in 1454, Isabel is the heir to CASTILE, not Aragon. So which is it Paradox? Is she the heir of Aragon, or of Castile? WHICH IS IT.

Fix it. I want Wiz to personally fix this line of code himself. This is a disgrace to Spanish history and I've never been so angry in my life except that one time they put sour cream in my burrito at chipotle. Honestly i'm ashamed to even say I play this game, and I can't touch this game until this is fixed. GOOD DAY PARADOX, GOOD DAY.
The event:

Looking at the Women DLC thread you need someone withe the name Solsara, not wiz.

 

[Giffica]

Looking at the Women DLC thread you need someone withe the name Solsara, not wiz.

No, I need Wiz.

 

[Checco]

That isn't enough. I want Wiz to dress in lingerie, get down on his knees, make gargling sounds, while simultaneously shaking his bottom at the live stream camera, and changing the code to read "Tag= CAS IM SORRY FOR THIS DISGRACE SENPAI PLEASE NOTICE MY CHANGE AND ACCEPT IT

Hey, that looks kinky .

However, you might want to choose a hot chick working for PI to fill the abovementioned role instead of Wiz...just suggesting...