All I read is "the entire Paradox group and everyone flown in internationally can totally stay at my place and I have a luxurious condo where you'll have at least a queen size bed per individual. Also I'll serve you breakfast in bed (cuddling is optional) and this is a sell-my-soul-to-the-devil-promise (also pinky for good measure)".
... noice.
Totally Moo totally gets it!
Looking foward to meeting you in person
Cool
What is the name of the hostel?
It is called "Jugendherberge Köln-Deutz". You should fin it via google