What I want to know is whether Paradox will accept corpses (in the spirit of the patch) in place of money. I don't have a lot of money to spare these days, but I'm sure I can scare up a corpse or two. I mean, depending on how long they've been dead, they could be worth a lot. Whole human skeletons are worth at least $3,000 apiece.
Hm. Introducing corpse standard as monetary system. As usual, this forum is fountain of original thought.