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Papacy Lite: Continuing Chronicles of The Free Company

I have stripped out and organised the RPG portion of the Papacy AAR for those who wish to view the ongoing history of the Free Company.

These are a collection of mercenaries who are generally employed by the various Popes over the years to aid in the Papacy's wars. Theirs is an ongoing history where characters fight, get promoted, marry, have children, open businesses and die, among other ventures. Above all, they interact.

The RPG portion is in two parts. It began as a solo project on my part but was taken up by several writers who contributed to the storyline. Therefore, the first few stories are written within a 'timeline of events' with contributors fleshing out various plot points.

The RPG grew into a more direct interactive approach with the 'Austrian Campaign' where plot concepts were laid out based on the AAR and the writers took off from there. This has been the more satisfying of the two concepts.

As I have stressed in the other Papal Lite AAR, people are more than welcome to create a character and contribute. There is a basic web page that lays out the Company background, characters and tactics for the time period. When a potentially interesting campaign possibility or story point comes up then we all generally agree to run with it. 'Barkdreg's Wedding' is a perfect case in point. It just fell into place and makes for some great reading IMHO.

Anyway, please enjoy Papal Lite: Continuing Chronicles of The Free Company - An Interactive Novel
 
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The First Chronicle of the Free Company

The Second War Between France and Spain: 1549 - 1553


THE CONQUEST OF SICILY


LORD DURHAM:

October 23, 1549 - 4:32am

I heard someone shouting my name. It hurt. Why did my name hurt? I woke up in a dark, dank room, half-lying on some flea bitten mattress with a taste in my mouth that was disgusting.

"Mortlock! Mortlock! You! Givens, Walker, MacPhearson, all of you, up! Up Up Up Up Up! Now!"

I opened my eyes and wished I hadn't. I groaned. Merciful God my head hurt.

"Let's go my darlings!" It was Sgt. Bloomfield. He stood at the entrance of the upstairs tavern room where my companions and I had staggered to after a night of drinking and dicing. A night that had ended only an hour or two ago. I heard groans all about me. Sarge waited at the doorway waving a lantern, immensely enjoying himself.

I heard Givens mumble. He was somewhere to my left. "What's up Sarge? We're not on guard duty today."

I tried to sit up but the world wouldn't stop spinning. I groaned again.

"Mortlock! Never could hold your wine, could 'ya?" I could envision the gleeful smile on Bloomfield's face behind the lantern, if only it didn't hurt so much to look. All around me I heard motion. The Boy's were coming alive.

Once again Givens asked, "C'mon Sarge, what's going on?"

I could picture Bloomfield's smile widening even further. He just loved suspense.

"Sorry, my pretties, it's for Captain to tell 'ya. He want's everyone down at the hall yesterday!"

MacPhearson belched. He was already up and ready to go. He was like that. It didn't matter how much he drank. He was always ready. He made me sick. Speaking of which...

"Oh Christ Mortlock!" said Walker.

"Not again! The innkeeper's gonna be furious."

"I'm not cleaning that!"

"That went farther than one of your arquebus shots Givens."

"Bite me!"

MacPhearson belched again. "Something big Sarge?"

I could hear Bloomfield cackle behind the blinding lantern. "Oh yeah. You losers are about to earn your pay. Oh yeah. Time to go." He half turned and stopped. "Oh, and can you bring Mortlock too?"


October 23, 1549 - 5:26am

The Company had assembled at the vacant hall down by the docks in Taranto where we were stationed. The men had arrived in various states of condition, mostly drunk. Only Sgt. Misha's group was anywhere near alert. But they had just come off guard duty and patrol. If anything, Captain liked to keep the men sharp, especially in peacetime, so guard duty and patrol was rotated. I looked over to Sgt. Bloomfield's men. They were the worst for wear. Givens and Walker sat on either side of Mortlock, preventing the poor lad from sliding down the bench and on to the floor. Sgt. Fournier stood with his group, sharing a joke with the men, while Sgt. Logiudice sat sternly amongst his command glowering disapproval at the others. I felt a brief moment of empathy for the man. His soldiers were the only Italians in the mercenary company that Captain commanded, a company that was one part of the Pope's Army of the Holy Cross. I looked up to the Company banner leaning against the wall on the raised stage where Captain would shortly appear. His Lieutenants were already seated, eyeing the Company. I saw Lt. Thebarge nudge Lt. De La Croix and point to Mortlock, who currently looked like a white, pasty, beached grouper. They laughed.

The deep underswell of conversation that permeated the hall came to a stop when Captain entered from a side door and strode purposely up the steps to take center stage. Whatever the nationality, and there were many, that made up the Freemen Company, they all shared one thing in common. They respected Captain. In the silence he surveyed the hall, nodding briefly to his Lieutenants. Captain had the gift of charisma. As he looked over his men, each and every one would swear he was being acknowledged by name. They waited with rapt attention. With my writing implements ready, I began to carry out my duty as Company Clerk.

"I apologize for the early interruption," he began. His voice was clear and deep. A voice used to command. He nodded at Bloomfield and cracked a smile, "Especially you Sergeant." The hall burst into laughter, as Bloomfield's Boys were notorious for late night carousing. His smile disappeared as quickly as it came. "His Holiness Pope Paul," Captain used the Anglicized pronunciation, "Has declared his intention to join France in a war against Spain."

He paused while the expected uproar exploded in the meeting hall. The Spanish elements of the Company looked nervously about them while the Company's enthusiasm over the thoughts of coming action grew. Eventually the noise trickled off and stopped altogether when Captain held up a hand. "France and her allies Savoy, Bavaria and our employer are going to war against Spain and her ally Lorraine."

Someone in the crowd shouted, "What about Bohemia? They're a member are they not?"

Captain smiled that half smile again, "They had... internal problems to deal with."

Another mercenary made a rude sound. Everyone laughed. Lt. De La Croix said in his heavily accented English, "Who needs 'em. They would just get in the way!" That brought more laughter. Thoughts of hangovers quickly evaporated. Even Mortlock had gained some colour back in his face.

Captain held up his hand again. "We are a Company rich in tradition and renowned for it's valour throughout Europe!" There was a rumble of assent. "The most important part of our tradition is the acceptance of all who can fight, regardless of country of origin or religious background." There was that smile again as he looked to a corner of the room. "Why, we even have heathens among us!" A half dozen Moors, long time members of the Freemen Company brandished their weapons and shouted in laughter with the rest. They took Allah seriously, but they knew Captain made sure the Company looked after it's own, and that meant freedom of worship. It was not popular with the Pope, but good mercenary companies were hard to come by. Most of the mercenary groups were little more than bands of crooks and robbers who would take an employer's money and switch sides if given the chance. Captain was fair, but he commanded with an iron grip. And he was a damned good tactician. His penetrating gaze singled out the Spaniards. "As is our custom, you will be given the choice whether to fight or not. If you wish to remain and," he waved expansively around the hall, "guard our home while we are gone, not a man will hold it against you. The choice is yours." Silence as all the Sergeants and their men waited for the next part. "You have 2 hours to say goodbye to your loved ones, as if any of you ugly curs could find anyone to love the likes of you." More laughter. It was inevitable with any army that a sizeable number of whores and hawkers would attach themselves to the baggage train, but Captain expressly forbade the Company to bring any of their own. "We march at noon to rendezvous with Col. Fossano at Reggio. From there we go to Messina and see what kind of trouble we can stir up!" The men cheered and Captain departed with his Lieutenants from the same direction he had entered. I gathered up my stuff and hurried after.


November 28, 1549 - 6:48pm

"Will you look at the pretty soldiers," Bouchard said in his native French.

The Freeman Company was entering the vast sprawling camp of Col. Fassano located on one of the furthest points in the toe of Italy, the city of Reggio. Off the shores were several groups of transports that would ferry the Army of the Holy Cross over to Sicily.

"That will be enough now," Sgt. Fournier chided the footman. "You don't want to make them cry."

The Italian soldiers that Bouchard referred to were standing around their bivouac, just settling in but still dressed in their battle finery. They were oblivious to the comments being directed their way.

"Just like peacocks, eh?" St. Claire chimed in. "Do their mommies know they're off to play war?"

This time even Sgt. Fournier joined in the laughter. The merriment died as he spied Lt. De La Croix on his horse coming down the dirt path that passed as a road. He stopped beside the Sergeant and touched the bill of his wide brimmed hat. "Good day to you, Msr," he said in broken French. He pointed down the road towards the beach. "Sgt. Fournier, you are to take your men to that outcropping and set up camp. You will find most of the Company there already."

Sgt. Fournier nodded, "Tres bon."

De La Croix stood in his stirrups to peer down at the long line of wagons that Fournier and his men escorted. "Are Lt. d'Silva's Babies OK?"

"Oui." D'Silva's Babies were 10 artillery siege guns that belonged to the company. They were another reason why the Freemen Company was so indispensable and in such demand by employers.

Lt. De La Croix looked to the encamped army and commented, "My Lord, Col. Fossano has a pretty lot of boys here, eh? Where did they get those fancy costumes?"


November 28, 1549 - 9:06pm

Captain sat around a small campfire with Lieutenants Thebarge, De La Croix, d'Silva and several others flanking him. Completing the circle were the Sergeants; Bloomfield, Vimy, Misha, Fournier, Zagloba, Logiudice, Mouroupolis, Piet and the others. I sat just off to the right and behind Captain, in case my meager skills would be required.

Out of his battle garb Captain was still a formidable man. Medium height and solid, with a square face capped with dirty brown short cropped hair and penetrating blue eyes. He finished a quiet conversation with his Lieutenants and looked to his staff. "Gentlemen," he began, passing his gaze from man to man, "We cross in the morning. Fossano has asked us to be the vanguard."

Misha blurted, "That's not our duty! The Company is not to be used as gun fodder!"

Captain held up a hand, "We have been assured that resistance over there is non-existent. Besides, the good Colonel has promised us a bonus. I say it is easy money."

Everyone began talking at once.


November 28, 1549 - 9:09pm

Not far away, but out of earshot, Walker, MacPhearson, Givens and several others of our group sat at a campfire talking quietly. With us were Bouchard, St. Claire and others from Fournier's command. Someone had brought out some dice and a lively game was underway, though no money was exchanged. Two of Captain's rules: no gambling and no drink while on campaign. The men grumbled, but they obeyed. It was the way it was.

Bouchard jerked his shiny bald head towards Captain and the group, "Big meeting. Dividing the spoils already?"

I shrugged. "Word is we board ship in the morning. We could be one of the first over."

MacPhearson sat ram rod upright on a block of wood before the fire with one hand on his knee and the other on his hip. He always sat like that. Some people swore he was born sitting like that. He nodded sagely, "Aye. Just like the Colonel. Let the hired help do the dirty work."

Walker was sharpening his sword with a whetstone using slow deliberate motions. He paused for a moment to hold the edge up to the glow given off by the campfire, frowned and went back to work.

Givens said, "You spend so much time sharpening that thing you'll wear it away. You'll never use it. Why don't you sharpen your pike instead?"

Walker didn't look up, "One of these days you'll be glad I have this to protect your sorry ass."

St. Claire looked up from the dice game, oblivious to the by play between the two "You don't want Colonels pretty soldiers get dirty, non?"

"Better them than..."

I held up my hand, "Quiet! Look. Something's up." Everyone quieted as we watched a messenger run up to Captain, his markings indicated he was attached to Col. Fossano. He handed Captain a note. Captain handed it back behind him. No doubt the Clerk was seated there. I strained to listen, as everybody else was. Even the dice game had stopped. Couldn't hear. At the end of the drone that was the Clerk's voice Captain snapped his head to the messenger. The man said something and left.

Walker went back to sharpening his sword, "I wonder what that was all about?"


November 28, 1549 - 9:14pm

I still couldn't believe what I had read. The command staff was silent. Several of the Sergeants looked to each other. For one of the few times in my short life I saw Captain sit speechless.

I mumbled to myself, "What will this mean to us?"

The others heard me. It brought Captain out of his silence. "Nothing. It changes nothing." To his staff he said, "Better go tell your men before this gets out of hand. Tell them we are still employed. But ask those that are so inclined to say a prayer for the late Pope Paul III."


MISHA:

"We move out at dawn. Any questions?"

Sergeant Misha stood up. That & the call for questions was a sure sign to the men that the squad briefing was over. The tall, thin, dark-haired sergeant gave the members of his squad what they privately referred to as "The Look" - a scowl that that made his grey eyes look even more piercing than usual.

"No? Then dismissed."

As the members of the squad shuffled off, muttering amongst themselves, Corporal Kozey stood up. The blonde Pole was huge by any standard, but standing next to the thin sergeant he always looked even bigger.

"So we're going to Sicily," Kozey said evenly.

"Yes," replied Misha blandly.

"And the Free Company is leading the advance."

"Yes."

"But we're an elite company & that's a dangerous assignment. Shouldn't the grunts go first?" Corporal Kozey looked at Sergeant Misha expectantly.

"Those are our orders, Corporal. We don't make them; we just obey them. And I have been assured that the crossing will be unopposed. But just in case, the Colonel wants his best troops leading the way."

"And I noticed that means our squad is in the vanguard of the movement, right after the company cavalry. How'd we get THAT choice assignment?"

Sergeant Misha gave a half-smile. "I think that was my reward for raising the same objections you just made. Some day I'll remember that, whenever the Captain privately agrees with something I say in briefing, but is under orders to do the contrary, our squad ends up with the short end of the stick."

Corporal Kozey grunted his agreement. "I guess this means you'll want me to check the feet of all the men?"

Misha nodded. The sergeant had some strange ideas about forcing the men to keep clean, particularly their feet. Kozey had thought the smaller man was just being officious, until he noticed that the new standards kept more of the men off the sick list, and able to march farther & faster than any other squad. The Captain had noticed this effect also, & had dubbed Misha?s squad the "Foot Cavalry".

"Well, there is one advantage to being out front," Corporal Kozey said with a broad grin.

"Hmm, what's that?" asked Sergeant Misha, looking up at the big Pole with a questioning scowl.

"We get first choice of campgrounds - no sleeping at the bottom of a swamp for us, no sir! And first crack at foraging & the local women. I hear Sicily is beautiful this time of year!"

Misha's face melted into laughter. "Well, that's all well & good, but I expect we'll be there for quite some time. Even the most beautiful woman looks less attractive when you wake up to her - & only her - every day for a year. I wonder if you'll find Sicily so lovely this time next year?"

Kozey grinned. "If not, we'll just have to find another isle to visit. The Mediterranean is full of islands. I'm willing to test all their charms before I'm through."

Sergeant Misha nodded. "You may just get your chance soldier. I expect the Papacy finds them just as charming, even more so if they were under Papal control instead of the Dons. Sicily, Sardinia, Malta, the Baleares - you may be right sick of all of them before this war is over."

Kozey laughed. "Well, the life of a soldier might not be all cake & gravy, but you can't beat the travel. Go to interesting places, meet interesting people, & kill them! It's all good," he said with a wink, before sauntering off to be sure the men made proper preparations for the campaign.

Misha smiled briefly, then his visage once again assumed its more typical serious demeanor. He wondered how many of his men would die so that the Pope could expand his temporal influence. Too many - even one was too many. But they were soldiers: that's what they were supposed to do - bitch & moan, & fight & die. But they would do it together - somehow that made it all worthwhile. It would be a hard campaign, but the "Foot Cavalry" would do their part. The sergeant sighed, & then headed back to camp to make sure that Corporal Kozey had everything in hand. "Control the things you can, & let God handle the rest," he muttered to himself, remembering the wise words of his long-departed mother. A soldier could do no more.


STOREY:

December 1 1549

Lieutenant Thebarge stood in front of Sgt. Storey with that sorry expression that meant more work and less rest was on the way.

"Storey I have a little job for you and your men. It seems we are finally on the move again. We are going to free Sicily or at lest parts of it and we need someone in charge of the boat that will be moving our men and supplies. It sounds like a perfect job for you."

"Ah, yes sir."

It's called the Ladonna May and all you have to do it keep running between Italy and Sicily until everyone and everything is brought over. Got it?"

"Well it sounds easy enough sir." Do I have to lift anything or can I supervise? You know how my back is."

"Just keep the supplies coming Storey. I don't care how you do it."

"Yes Sir! You can count on me and my men sir."

The next day in the pouring rain Sgt. Storey finds himself on the deck of the Ladonna May talking with Captain Regardo Stelenos or more to fact listening to the captain as he regaled Storey with tales of his sailing exploits throughout the known world. As the captain turned to Sgt. Storey he noticed a pale yellow green color spreading over Storey's face.

Sgt. Storey asked " Is it always this rough on the sea."The Captain looked puzzled and answered "Sir we are still at the dock."

Storey not only having good looks to his favor but also a keen mind asked where would be the best place to relieve oneself of one's morning breakfast? The Captain paused, pursed his lips in thought and said "I would recommend near the stern since it rides a little calmer than the bow. I would also recommend that you always check the wind direction (as he winked) if you know what I mean." He wasn't sure if Sgt. Storey heard him since he was already weaving his way to the ship's railing.

A few weeks latter after numerous trips back and forth between Italy and Sicily Sgt. Storey was standing at his accustomed spot at the rail wondering if he would last another day. His spot at he rail had been worn as smooth as a baby's butt by the constant rubbing of his body as he draped it over the rail for best results in his quest to find out if his stomach was indeed a bottomless pit of bile. In his calmer moments he had managed to carve his initials with the word DOOMED under them on the rail. More than once he thought if he lived he would tell all those so called officers what real courage was. A battle field was nothing to the horror of a dark hall in a tossing ship as he scramble to escape to the deck before the next battle of the bile began.

Officers. Ha! I'll show those damn officers courage! The crew having noticed the ever present Sargent at the rail and being a superstitious lot began to notice that the trips back and forth were some of the calmest that they could remember at his time of the year. The winter storms usually made it a dangerous trip in the straits. So some of them started to mutter about good luck charms and other such nonsense. One of the crew decided to test out his hunch and one day persuaded Sgt. Storey to change from the leeward side of the boat to the windward side. Sure enough the wind switched direction within ten minutes. That was all the crew needed.

Storey was once again at his appointed place when a crew member came up on deck. Storey felt a pat on his buttock as the sailor went by. Too weak to do more than curse the sailor Storey continued to hang over the side. He had finally learned from the Captain that the crew considered it good luck to touch their good luck charm whenever they came on deck. That was a preferred explanation to the one the Storey was worried about. At that moment Captain Regardo came to his side (being sure to stay upwind) and remarked that they were once again getting near to the landing beach. Thank God it was the last trip.


LORD DURHAM:

January 1, 1550 - 12:42pm

Messina was an ancient city with a sickle shaped harbour nestled against the slopes of the Peloritani Mountains. Its strategic position commanded a view of the Straits of Messina. On the opposite shore sat Reggio, our point of departure from last month. As Captain had predicted, there had been no opposition to our landing, giving the Company time to establish a beachhead and bring over the artillery. Col. Fossano took the opportunity to transport the balance of the Army of the Holy Cross at the same time.

I sat here by a fire warming my bones and updating the Company history. When I looked up I could see Lt. d'Silva stalking back and forth across the ridge where the cannon had been set up, gesturing and cajoling the crews on as the guns belched its continuous rain of shot down on the city walls. Off to my left was the command tent of Captain. He was standing with his Lieutenants watching the city under siege, every so often pointing at some interesting sight that these eyes could not pick out. Below me and strung out in front of the guns in a gentle semi-circle were the various banners of the Company marking the position of each Lieutenant's command. A crude earth-works had been thrown up facing the city. On the wooden palisade sentries lazed and watched the endless lobbing of artillery shells, while the majority of men sat around their campfires and honed their weapons, slept, carried on lively discussions or diced. Yes, siege-work was that exciting.


January 1, 1550 - 1:06pm

I stood with Sergeants Vimy and Zagloba, who were leaning shoulder to shoulder watching the ring of seated, cross-legged men shoot dice. Off to the side was Sergeant Storey and his own men. You could always tell Storey's men. He required them to wear red sashes about their waists for identification purposes. Everyone laughed until Captain saw the sashes and mumbled that it was not a bad idea. Now Storey was totally insufferable.

Vimy tilted his head to Zagloba and stage-whispered, "Watch Bondoc's tongue when it's his turn to roll. He looks like that lapdog Fossano keeps."

Zagloba stage-whispered back, "Which dog, the two-legged one or the four-legged one?"

Bondoc growled, hand reaching out for the dice, "You men are jealous." He grabbed the dice and waved his hand at the sizeable stack of twigs lying before him. The others had noticeably smaller piles. Since gambling for money was against the rules while campaigning the men substituted whatever was handy. This time it happened to be twigs.

"Jealous?" I exclaimed. "You cheat."

Vimy and Zagloba gave me 'the Look'. Zagloba said, "Listen to Hack here talk about cheating." He pointed a meaty finger at me in an admonishing gesture, "I hear the dearly departed Pope," several of the men crossed themselves in a reflex motion, "put you on his Index of Banned People for cheating."

I gave him the 'what-who-me' performance.

Bondoc cried, "Hah! Mine. All mine!" The others groaned as another stack of twigs went to the burly mercenary. "Truly I am blessed by God," he said to no one in particular.

Facca leaned back and stretched. He looked over his shoulder to the two Sergeants. "Any news, Sarge? We need something to do other than loose to this," he waved a hand in a shooing motion, "buffoon over here."

Vimy looked at Zagloba, hand on chin, "What do you think, an extra round of sentry duty?"

Zagloba nodded, "Should be in order."

Lapine smacked Facca in the shoulder, "Shut-up. Let's just play. There's no problem losing to this guy. At least it's not real money."

Bondoc said, "That's what you think. Captain said I can keep these twigs and redeem them for coin at the end of the campaign. So none of you better die."

All eyes went to Vimy and Zagloba, who decided it was time to be elsewhere. I could see Bondoc laughing to himself, mouthing "Gotcha."


January 2, 1550 - 9:48am

Col. Fossano was short and wide with a large nose and weather-beaten face. He talked with his hands. At the moment Captain and myself were standing in Fossano's tent as the man waved a very official looking document.

"Too slow. This goes too slow," he said. "The Cardinals want us to lift the siege and proceed to Palermo."

Captain had one of the great 'stone-faces' when the moment suited him. Like now. I knew him well enough to know he was seething inside. "You expect me to uproot my cannon and march to Palermo because this siege moves too slowly for the Cardinals?"

Fassano shrugged, "It's our orders. I like it no better than you, but the Cardinals believe we need a quick victory while the Spanish are busy elsewhere. And Messina looks anything like a quick victory."

Captain went into that far off look he used while thinking. Finally he said, "Perhaps these Cardinals are not that wrong after all. Palermo is not as heavily defended as Messina and capturing it will give us a buffer in case of a Spanish counter-attack."

Fossano bobbed his head in agreement, "Good. We march as soon as possible. Col. Alberti is already under way and will meet us there. And Captain?"

"Colonel?"

"Make sure you keep your men under control. These will be Papal lands soon, God willing."

Captain nodded, "We have our Code. It will be honoured. The men know the penalty otherwise."

Fossano nodded, indicating the meeting was done, but I just had to pipe up.

"Any word on a new Pope?" I asked hesitantly.

Fossano looked at me like I had grown a second head. Captain jumped in, "It's a sound question. It would ease the men."

The Colonel relented, "No. No word yet."


January 2, 1550 - 10:22am

D'Silva was extremely stoic when Captain told him to dismantle the cannon and prepare for travel. He only trashed his tent and spent ten minutes tossing whatever he could find at the city of Messina.

The word went out that d'Silva was having one of his fits and everybody came out to watch. The men were further cheered when informed of the plans to march on Palermo. At least they could sightsee. Sgt. Forster was happiest of all. His superior Lt. Mayke commanded the cavalry.


T.FOURNIER:

Sgt F. : What are you grumbling at again, Patterson?

Patterson : Hey Sarge, what do feel the high-ups are thinking? There we were nice and cosy in Reggio, then it's take the bloody boat at dawn for Messina, and now it's go and march to Palermo! And they didn't event wait for us to take the city. Pffft!

Lambresi : Pat's right, Sarge, it sucks...

Sgt F. : What are all you ninnies complaining about? It's not cold, it's not too hot, the sky's blue, we have wine, the girls are friendly - well as long as we got silver and they don't have big brothers - and best of all we're in a war where there's no battle to fight!

Patterson : Well, Sarge, you should look at the sky more often. These clouds portend rain for sure. So now to add to our misery we'll have to march on muddy roads... after the guns.

As if to prove Patterson right, the sky chooses this moment to open up and soon the column is drenched and Sgt Fournier and his men are too busy helping d'Silva's men moving the cannons to blab away... but not to complain about the vagaries of superior officers who cannot make their minds and think soldiers are just pawns to move on the map.


LORD DURHAM:

February 5, 1550 - 4:31pm

"Looks easy enough," I said to no one in particular. Palermo lay in front of us. It was a beautiful city, full of Greek, Byzantine and Muslim architecture. Situated at the head of the Bay of Palermo, it was an important port for travelers journeying east and west through the Mediterranean. The land surrounding the city appeared quite fertile. This was a good thing. To the north stood Mount Pellegrino, as the Clerk called it. A rather imposing sight it was.

MacPhearson stood with hands on hips. "Nice looking place, Mortlock. Too bad we have to wreck it."

Sgt. Bloomfield walked up grinning that grin which meant trouble. We began to scatter.

"Not so fast, my pretties," his grin got wider. Someone once commented you could fit a pike-tip between his front teeth. "Lt. d'Silva asked for volunteers to help set up the cannon and I cheerfully obliged him."

Grown men whining only made Bloomfield grin that much wider.


March 7, 1550 - 1:12pm

Lieutenant's De La Croix, Thebarge, d'Silva and the rest stood in a group near Captains tent, anxiously peering in the direction of Col. Fossano's command site as Captain made his way back to the Company. I stood with them, kind of feeling like the runt of the litter. It didn't matter. The men liked me, especially since I was about the only one in the Freemen Company who could read and write.

"What's up Captain?" Thebarge asked as Captain stopped in front of them. They unconsciously spread a bit to let him move to the middle.

Captain jerked his head back at Fossano's tent, "The Fat Man has just received a letter from Rome. It looks like they've elected a new Pope."

"Got a name, Capt'n?"

"Giovanni something-something Del Monte, I think, if that means anything to you scholars."

The men laughed. Lowborn. Every one of them. And proud of it.

"Apparently he wants to be called Julius III."

The response was overwhelming, "Oh." said De La Croix as he turned and walked away.
 
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THE CONQUEST OF SICILY - CONT.


LORD DURHAM:


January 20, 1551 - 6:14am

I couldn't sleep. It probably had something to do with the incessant thunderclap of the siege artillery. Palermo was close to finished. Her fortifications had been reduced to near rubble. The Army of the Holy Cross had erected a series of earthworks which had successfully shut down any foraging expeditions made by the inhabitants of Palermo while Lord Admiral Colonna and his navy swept the waters of any attempts of re-supply at sea. Frankly there wasn't much food left to forage anyway. The army had done its locust thing.

Col.Fossano was adamant about turning back any inhabitants who tried to flee the city. He reasoned the extra mouths would finish off the city food supplies faster. He was probably right, but I had trouble dealing with the innocents that only wanted to escape the madness. To the Colonel's credit he did relent partially and allow women and children safe passage.

Early in the siege I had found a spot that gave me a good view of the city and surrounding area. There was a particularly ancient tree that I would sit under to write the Company histories. In time the Company referred to it as the Clerk's Spot. At one point several of the men wrestled a flat boulder under the tree that was perfect for sitting on. Shortly after that a crude table appeared. Nothing was ever said. The Company looked after it's own.

This morning I sat under my tree watching Palermo burn. Fire licked upwards and danced off the low cast clouds bathing the area in a dull red glow. It was kind of beautiful in a perverse way. I don't know how long I sat there lost in thought, but I finally sensed a presence near me. I glanced over to see Captain standing close by, arms crossed, watching the same view I was taking in. He acknowledged me with a quick nod then continued to watch in silence. I am not sure how long this went on for. We were both lost in our private moments. Finally I sensed he was no longer near and when I looked, I was alone once again.


January 25, 1551 - 11:58am

"Mortlock! Stop daydreaming!"

Givens handed me the dice. I took them between my hands and shook vigorously, looking skyward to the good Lord. I let them drop with a flourish. A one and a three. "Damn!" I said, crossing myself. "The dice are no good." I scooped the bone cubes up and handed them to MacPhearson on my left. He moved his right hand from his hip, shook the dice once and tossed them quickly to the ground. Six and four. His hand went back to his hip. The other one had never left his knee.

"Dice seem fine to me," he said.

I looked over my shoulder at Palermo. "That place has to surrender soon."

Walker asked, "Why? You have today in the pool?"

"Naw," I replied. "I had two days ago. I don't know who has today."

Greer mumbled, "Probably one of de Lion's men. They always seem to win the pools."

"Look," I said. "Let's make some assumptions."

"You're an asshole?"

"He already knows that"

"He sure can vomit"

"That's not an assumption, jerk. That's a fact."

I threw up my hands. "Alright. Alright. No sense starting an intelligent conversation with any of you clowns."

"You can always talk to the Clerk."

"Yeah. Maybe he'll listen to 'ya."

"Right, Mortlock. We're all sick and tired of you anyway."

"Do us all a favour and go talk to the Clerk."

I sat back and crossed my arms. "You guys trying to tell me something?" I looked over my shoulder again.

"You're gonna hurt your neck if you keep doing that."

"Whoa," I said, standing. "There's movement at the main gate. Something's up."


January 26, 1551 - 9:42am

Captain sat with his Lieutenants. All ten of them. The tent they occupied was not overly large but it blocked the cool morning breeze that crossed the camp. I had my usual position just to the right and slightly behind Captain, writing implements ready. There was a jovial feel to the meeting. Palermo had officially surrendered yesterday around mid-day and what was left of the garrison had been rounded up and escorted away God knows where by elements of the Papal army. The next stage of the campaign was about to begin.

"Col. Fossano sends his regards and thanks," Captain began.

Lt. Nicklee slapped his knee, "Wine and women would be more like it!"

"All in good time, Lieutenant."

Oh-oh. Captain was stone-faced. All business. It meant he didn't like what he had to say. The Lieutenants caught the mood and settled down.

"The Colonel marches back to Messina tomorrow. He wants to leave us and a company of Papal troops behind as garrison."

The men looked to each other. De La Croix said, "Garrison duty? Nothing wrong with that. I for one don't want to stand in front of Messina again waiting for that city to open its gates to us."

"Aye," echoed Thebarge. "This time of year the forage will be poor. The men could use some rest."

D'Silva spoke up, "My guns, Captain?"

The men looked to d'Silva as realization dawned. Captain rubbed the back of his head. "Lieutenant d'Silva will go with Col. Fossano to Messina with the artillery. Lieutenants Nicklee and Fridman will go with him as escort. That will leave us with about 2400 infantry and 400 cavalry, plus the Papal pop-in-jays. I don't want to risk the horses anyway. The toll on the draught animals pulling that artillery will be bad enough.

Lt. Mayke said, "I vill half trouble feeding my cavalry ast it ist. Zey are vetter use here foraging for food."

"Agreed," Captain said. "We shall occupy the city today. Thebarge, have your men secure some quarters, preferably something close to the docks but away from the stench. Mayke, take your cavalry and round up any supplies you can find. No looting though, these people are Papal subjects now. We will establish our own stockpile. De La Croix, your men have first watch and patrol. Gentas, when we're settled I want you to organise the locals into work details. These walls have to be rebuilt." He looked back to me, "Clerk, take some of Sergeant Simon's men and check the city offices. I want detailed lists of everything there is to know about this place. Businesses, names, guilds, rivalries, who-hates-who, everything. I want to keep these good citizens on edge so they won't think we're the only enemy."

I swallowed. Why did I always get the easy stuff?

"How long do we stay here Captain."

"Your guess is as good as mine."


April 10, 1551 - 2:02pm


I sat on a dock not far from the quarters where Sgt. Vimy and us resided. It was a merchant's office with attached warehouse that had been politely requisitioned from its owners. At least we thought we were polite about it. We were off duty for three days and the men had scattered to take advantage of the break. Several of the boys were thigh-deep in water struggling with a fishing net. They had vowed to supply us with our evening meal. The net was winning.

A shadow blocked the sun and I looked up at the silhouette. Facca moved to sit down beside me. The dock was low enough that our feet could dangle in the water. I had removed my boots and rolled up my pantaloons to do just that.

Facca looked at my feet and nodded to the men with the net saying, "They put you here to drive the fishies to them Hack?"

"Naw. But if you look into the water it might do the job."

Facca went through a production of removing his boots and rolling up his pant legs. He dipped his feet in the water and sighed, "I haven't done this since I was a lad."

"You were young once? I can't picture that."

"Yeah. Long time ago. You know what Hack? I can't even remember where I was born. I don't remember my family. My mother. My father. This Company's the only family I know."

I was kind of surprised at the outburst. "You're not going to cry on me are you Facca?"

He laughed, "Hell no." There was a pause as we watched the so-called fishermen stumble and flounder in the water.

"The fish are probably under the dock laughing their heads off at those buffoons," I said.

Facca grunted, "I heard some news."

I was all ears.

"A messenger came into the city today from Messina. The siege continues. I was told d'Silva and the boys are OK."

"Good," I said. That was the most important part. They were of the Company.

"He said the Pope has sent troops to Sardinia to siege the capital."

That was news.

"Anything else?" I asked.

"No," he replied. We went back to watching the boys make fools of themselves.

"Nice place, this." Facca said wistfully. "A man could settle here."

Boy did I catch him in a rare mood.


August 15, 1551 - 3:33pm

Captain and Lord Admiral Colonna walked with a purpose along the wooden dock towards the Admiral's flagship. The sound of their footsteps beat out a steady cadence as the wood amplified the heavy tread of their boots. Spaced at regular intervals were Sergeant Storey's men, standing at what was considered attention as far as the Company was concerned. Storey's men were probably chosen because of their red sashes. The sashes almost made them look like soldiers.

"Word is this Colonna is as good as they get." I said, " A real leader,"

"Listen to Mortlock. Ever the judge of men."

"As good as Captain, boy?"

I shook my head, "No man's the Captain. I just heard that Colonna's given the Spanish fits. Any man that can best the Spaniards at sea is OK in my books."

For once the men had nothing to say.


August 15, 1551 - 3:44pm

I stood off to the side as Captain, Admiral Colonna and several senior officers finished their conversation. Finally Captain and the Admiral gripped arms in farewell. The Admiral turned on his heel and boarded the magnificent Papal flagship. Captain waited a few moments to watch, then walked several feet away from the edge of the dock. His Lieutenants followed to group around him. I slipped in between them. So used they were to me they automatically made room.

"Do you think he'll find them?" De La Croix asked.

Captain shrugged, "There's a lot of water out there."

Thebarge mused, "I wish he knew how many ships there were. It would help to know if the Spanish were coming here for sure."

Mayke scratched the back of his neck, "Vhat ist it you vant me to do Captain?"

Captain thought for a second, "Right. Mayke, take your cavalry and patrol the shoreline. Use your discretion. If you see something, report it immediately. No heroics."

Lieutenant Mayke nodded and stalked off towards his waiting sergeants.

"The rest of you get your commands briefed. We have no idea if the Spanish are coming here, when they're coming here or how many men they'll have. I want this city shut down tight. All the inhabitants are to be checked and checked again. We want no uprising happening when word gets out."

The Lieutenants broke into groups and made their way back to their respective quarters.

Captain stood for a moment watching them, then looked down at me. "Well, Clerk. It appears the Spanish have taken notice."

I in turn looked over to Father Heronymous Ariel, the Company's priest and confessor. I feared the man could be awfully busy before long.


August 30, 1551 - 10:46am

Lieutenant Mayke stood high in his stirrups to get a better look at the beach. In the distance he could make out Spanish soldiers wading ashore in waist deep water, weapons held high above their heads. The Company cavalry had stumbled upon the landing site earlier in the morning, but by that time well over half the Spanish force had already established a beachhead. The Company vantage-point was a wooded hill some distance from the beach, far enough that it would be unlikely the Spanish could see them. Mayke sat back down into the saddle, wiping his forehead with a cloth. Sergeant Forster was beside him with the other sergeants near by. The balance of the cavalry was dismounted on the far side of the hill.

"It looks like Admiral Colonna missed this lot," Forster said. "Think that's all of them?"

Lieutenant Mayke shrugged, "They will try to stay together, unless the wind caused the transports to drift." He was silent a moment, then came to a decision. "Take your command und scout further down the way. Do not go too far. Meet me at the villa mit der stone wall und twin oak trees," he looked skyward, "by mid-day."

Sergeant Forster backed down the hill while Sergeant Schumacher took his place. "How many Spaniards do you think, sir?"

"Hard to say. Looks like two undersized tercios. Maybe 4000 men."


August 30, 1551 - 4:17pm

Bouchard and St. Claire stood at the main gate leading into Palermo with several other men of Sergeant Fournier's command. It was their turn to check the constant incoming and outgoing of traffic to and from the city. It was pretty routine work. Farmers, peasants, merchants, priests, nobles, citizens and the odd mercenary looking for employment. Wagons had to be checked and questions asked. Palermo was far from secure or peaceful. To add to the bustle, work parties were lugging stone and dirt back and forth as the walls were slowly reconstructed.

"Mon Dieu," Bouchard said, "If I have to poke and prod through one more cart full of vegetables I will puke."

St. Claire laughed, "Just don't do it on the vegetables. They could be on delivery to our warehouse."

Gingras walked over. "Think it's true what Fournier said? He figures Captain might let us bring our wives to join us here."

Bouchard winked, "Getting lonely, Gingras? St. Claire here's looking for a partner."

St. Claire was not listening. He was staring in the distance; "Here comes Lieutenant Mayke. And boy, is he in a hurry!"


August 30, 1551 - 4:58pm

Captain and Lieutenant Mayke sat together at a large table in a room that made up the Freeman Company's headquarters. The other Lieutenants were drifting in as word spread that the Spanish had landed about one good days march away from here. I scurried about setting up a map of the local area and laying out my tools of the trade. Captain and Mayke were huddled together in conversation. Eventually the room filled and everyone grabbed a seat.

Satisfied that all the Lieutenants were in attendance Captain stood and moved over to the map, "The Spanish have landed about here," he began, stabbing a finger on a portion of the map east of Messina. "Mayke figures there are about 4000 infantry. Maybe 600 have arquebuses." He began to pace. "I think we should meet them on the field away from the city. We don't want to give the citizens any ideas, nor do we want the Spanish to see just how weak these walls still are." He went back to the map. "Lieutenant Mayke has scouted the area east of here and found a good spot to set our lines. I propose we march out at dawn and wait for the enemy," he pointed at a clump of hills on the map, "here, near a town called Bagaria."

De La Croix asked, "Any cavalry?" Captain shook his head. "How about the Papal's?"

Captain smiled that half smile. "Someone has to stay behind and hold hands with the good citizens."

Thebarge snorted, "They would just get in the way."

Captain asked, "Any questions?"

There always were.


The Battle of Bagaria


September 1, 1551 - 7:03am

My palms sweated. It was obvious by the clear blue morning sky and the dampness that hung in the air that it was going to be a hot one. Sergeant Bloomfield had us up at dawn break where we wolfed down a quick meal chased with water. After that it was dress for the upcoming battle. I stood in the third row of pikemen, MacPhearson to my left and Walker two down to my right. Greer was behind me. Up ahead I could see Givens fussing with his arquebus. That was one weapon I had no desire to touch. I had seen too many men killed or maimed when the thing discharged and blew up in their face. I told Givens he was crazy. He just smiled and agreed.

MacPhearson stood calmly with his pike held upright, base planted against his left foot and right hand planted firmly on his hip. "Gonna be a hot one," he said to no one in particular.


September 1, 1551 - 7:11am

I stood with Captain and the Lieutenants on a hilltop chosen for its excellent view of the battlefield. We had arrived a full day ahead of the Spanish and had time to choose the best ground available. Though we were outnumbered Captain was confident the hills would work to our advantage. The Spanish were just dressing their lines down in the fields below us. They had arranged themselves in four squares of 1000 men each. Three squares in the main line and one in reserve. Captain countered with 3 squares of 400 men each, one reserve and one on each flank hidden by the rolling hills. The cavalry had been dispatched off into the woods to the north of our position. Captain was passing out last minutes instructions.

"They are the invader now and they need food and a secure port. They have no choice but to come to us, therefore we will let them come to us. The Spaniards have no scouting ability so they shouldn't see what we've hidden on their flanks. De La Croix!"

"Sir."

"You command the centre." He nodded at two other Lieutenants; "They are your wings. You must hold the high ground at all cost. Thebarge, Gentas, as we've discussed, when the Spanish advance your men will quick march around their flanks keeping the hills between you and them. When the Spaniards are locked in battle with our lines, take them in the rear. Remember, no pikes. Use your swords. We need speed for this to work.

Gentas asked, "Are you sure Lieutenant Mayke can keep their reserve occupied? We'd be in a world of hurt if something went wrong"

"This company has been in a world of hurt in the past, Lieutenant, but we're still here. Let's just make sure Father Ariel has the good Lord's ear on this day."


September 1, 1551 - 7:22am

Lieutenant Mayke swatted at a bug. Once again the Company cavalry was hidden among the trees. They were getting to know the insects on a first name basis. They could see the Spanish drawn up in their battle lines several hundred yards distant. Beyond them he could see the three Company Squares formed on the forward slope of the hill which they had occupied. He swatted at another bug. His job was the Spanish reserve. He had to concentrate on that. Swords and lances was no match for pikes and arquebus, but they had the advantage of surprise and mobility. They would have to do their best.

Sergeant Forster shouted, "They're on the move." He crossed himself.


September 1, 1551 - 7:59am

I watched Givens going through the tedious job of loading his arquebus. The air was thick with sharp smelling smoke as gun after gun fired into the advancing Spanish. Scattered popping sounds ranged up and down the ranks as gun after gun was discharged. At first we had the distance advantage because of our height, but before long the Spanish had found the range and bullets whizzed by with increasing regularity. Several men had gone down dead or wounded. The man to my right had dropped like a rock when a bullet smashed into his face.

Still, our gunners had a major advantage as they were stationary and could take time to aim. The Spanish had to advance slowly, allowing their gunners to set, aim, fire, then advance again, all the while struggling to reload. Givens once told me a really good gunner could reload in one minute. Since the effective range of the arquebus was just over 600 paces I figured he would have about four shots before it was time to pull back. Because they were advancing I guessed the Spanish might get off two. Doing this math made my head hurt so I glanced over at MacPhearson. He hadn't budged from his stance. He looked back at me and winked.

"Won't be long now, lad."

I managed a feeble smile. "I can hardly wait."

Greer nudged me from behind, "Don't worry Mortlock. Our job is easy. They have to come uphill."

A spent bolt dropped at my feet. I looked at MacPhearson in surprise. "Looks like they have a few crossbows."

Oblivious to the gunfire Lieutenant De La Croix rode up before the ranks waving his plumed hat and exhorting us to hold fast and be brave and all that nonsense commanders said when bullets were sailing past your head and death was a stones throw away. Eventually he rode out of view. A moment later we heard a massive cry as the Spanish reached the base of the hill and moved upward towards us.

Sergeant Bloomfield shouted, "Pikes!" I grabbed my weapon in two hands and held it over my shoulder. God it was unwieldy. I saw Givens fire one last shot. He began to filter his way to the rear of the line. He passed between MacPhearson and me, stopping for a second.

"God be with you MacPhearson, and you Mortlock," he said, then moved on.

They were almost upon us.


September 1, 1551 - 8:21am

Sergeant's Vimy, Zagloba and Storey lay flat on the crest of a hill to the left rear of the closest Spanish square. The Spanish tercios and the Company were locked in combat, each side pushing with their pikes. The Company was holding, but the Spaniards had more men, and there was no telling how long before the sheer weight of numbers would begin to make a difference. Vimy looked to the Spanish reserve. They were dangerously close to the action and therefore dangerously close to his men. They had to keep low to maintain surprise. If they were discovered their swords would be no match for the Spanish pikes.

He said, "Where is Mayke?"

Storey nudged him in the side and pointed. They could barely make out the Company cavalry storming from their position towards the rear of the Spanish reserve. Now if only they could reach the Spanish before they were detected.


FORSTER:

Forster looked out over the Spanish square moving behind the main line. His heart beating faster in anticipation of the battle to come. It looks like it will be a bad day for the stupid Spanish. Smiling, he sees the signal. They move out at a slow trot, then gain speed, rolling down the gentle slope. Finally, with swords drawn, they slam into the rear of the square. It is total surprise! He lops off 4 heads before any Spaniard can respond.

Everywhere there is total chaos, the Spanish don't seem to know what is going on, the front of the square is actually still moving forward while we slaughter their comrades at the back. Some of the Spaniards actually trip over each other, their pikes causing wounds on their fellow soldiers as they try to turn around.

Finally we reach the front line of the reserve, hacking, slashing, cutting. The Spaniards can no longer withstand the incessant slaughter; blood and body parts are everywhere. They finally break, most dropping their weapons and running in all directions. I look up to see if the lieutenant wants us to reform and attack the back of the center, but he gives no signal. It looks as if the infantry can handle it on their own. With that, I turn my men loose, yelling, "Kill every last one of these bastards!" and we start the fun part, chasing down running Spaniards.


VIMY:

Sgt. Vimy watched with pleasure and anticipation as the Spanish lines first began to slow, and then to falter. If the main force of the Company could hold them a while longer, then the appearance of the reserves - timed perfectly - would completely demoralize them and finish them off. Lt. Mayke would bring out the cavalry charge any moment now, sweep around the rear of the Spanish reserves and smash them. That would be the signal for the reserve flanks to swoop down the hills and smash into the remnants of the Spanish force. Vimy briefly wondered how the fleet was doing out at sea?

The sound of the battle was at its peak now, and Mayke had finally appeared from behind the cloak of forest that had kept him well hidden from the Spaniards. They didn't hear him, and he was able to gradually gain speed, timing his charge so perfectly that the small Papal cavalry contingent reached what Mayke often referred to as "the peak" of his charge right at the very moment that the horses crashed into the rear line of the Spanish reserve force. Vimy, the other sergeants, and all of their men roared over the tops of their respective hills and ran headlong for the remnants of the invading force. Some aimed for the now-faltering battle squares, to reinforce them. Others aimed for the scattering remains of the Spanish reserves. Vimy had seen an opportunity, and had other plans?

Flashback: 2 years previously, in a tavern somewhere, after a great victory?

"Cpl. Vimy, I must - what's the word - protest! Yes, protest. You make a very very fine soldier, and I have no doubt that you will be prom-boated, sorry: promoted to sergeant one day soon. But, good shir, you will never, ever, ever be an ocifer! Never! You're low-born, and (hic!) even if you can ride a horse as well as you say, Captain would never let you. Ha!" Sgt. Mayke, soon to be promoted to Lieutenant if the rumours were true, was drunk. Hell, he was pissed to the gills.

Vimy seethed. Low-born? Maybe. But he was better on a horse than Mayke, and the Captain had told him, promised him, that if there were ever an opening in cavalry? Well, he would just have to wait.

"No doubt you are right sergeant, but a man can dream can he not? Can seek to better his lot in life? Don't you agree?"

"Vimy, you may be right: I dunno. (hic!) I do know that I'm going to better that serving wench's lot in life in a few minutes though, whether she wants me to or not!" With a great, prolonged guffaw, and a poor attempt at propelling himself forward, Sgt. Mayke promptly fell to the floor, out cold before he even hit the floor. And Vimy seethed...

Lucidity and reasoning fled Vimy's mind and he seized the moment. Mayke was not a hundred yards from his current position, and was well ensconced in the battle. The flash of thought that had prompted Vimy to this mad course of action was that if something untoward were to happen to Mayke, there were no other cavalry officers to assume his command?and the Captain had promised him a chance to prove himself while mounted, even though that promise had been made so long ago. Could tomorrow dawn a new day where a Lieutenant Vimy rode forth at the command of a mounted division of some of the finest mercenaries in Christendom? Yes, he could taste it now...

The act itself was easy enough. After the first few minutes of battle upon rushing the breaking Spaniards, inflicting death here, a serious wound there, and dodging pike thrusts all around, Vimy had made his way up close to Mayke. The cavalryman was partially surrounded by the battle being waged, and Vimy - in a spot to the side and slightly to the rear - dropped his sword, grappled an enemy soldier from behind and forced the confused and terrified man to thrust his pike towards Mayke. At that very moment, perhaps guided by the divine hand of God himself, Mayke's horse reared upwards and away from an errant swipe of a sword and partially impaled the poor lieutenant on the misdirected pike. He remained seated upon his charger, but was in obvious pain - could a fatal blow have been dealt?

The battle continued, but was slowly petering out. The Papal forces had won, and it really was all over but for the singing and carousing that would surely follow. The mood on the field was jubilant, for the most part. Some good men had given their lives this day, for personal reasons that would remain their own for eternity. Some had fought for money, others for the family that the Company had become, still others for a faint hope of glory, and a very few had fought out of a sense of duty to the Holy See. Vimy didn't know what he fought for, but he felt an overwhelming wave of remorse and nausea at the thought of what he had done. Attempting to strike down a brother-in-arms, a companion, a friend even, just for the possibility of personal gain was against everything he had ever stood for, fought for, and was willing to die for. As he left the battleground behind, wondering how Mayke was faring, Vimy was startled to see Father Ariel looking at him with an intensity that would put the very sun itself to shame...


LORD DURHAM:

September 1, 1551 - 8:46am

Lieutenant Mayke held his side, trying his best to ignore the pain. Damn that pike, he thought to himself. Should have seen it coming. But he hadn't and it had pierced him beside the belly. The charge had been a success. The Spaniards had been completely unaware of his approach until the first men were spearing and cutting their way into the rear ranks of the massive Spanish square. The pike, though a great offensive and defensive weapon, was no more than an encumbrance if the men were facing the wrong direction. It wasn't long before the 400 strong cavalry had severely crippled the Spanish reserve, causing many Spaniard to simply drop their weapon and run away. That's when the real fun for the cavalry began.

Lieutenant Mayke let them go at it. He would make sure they regrouped to help the infantry if necessary, but first he wanted to see to the wounded, including himself.


LIONHEART:

De Lion saw the approaching Spaniards with a mix of trepidation and hatred. The company's combined numbers were no match for the Spaniards but, then again, the Spaniards had recently disembarked while the combined Papal armies had been eating well for weeks on the spoils of war.

His gallic appearance betrayed the cool mind of a war-hardened veteran while his charges began to lose heart at the oncoming host. "Restez! Laissez-les aller", he uttered knowing full well that the first clash of blades would always be to the advantage of the better placed troops. In his heart he feared that the sheer weight of numbers would drive them from the higher ground and the company would be routed.

The initial impact was, as he had expected, in the favour of the defending forces. Unable to discern the progress of the battle on the opposite flank, his left flank held the advancing Spanish column well for the cavalry to arrive.

But time was limited. There was only so long that the reduced numbers could hold the well-trained Spaniards. "Where was Storey?"


LORD DURHAM:

September 1, 1551 - 8:52am

Lieutenant Thebarge led his men over the concealing hill and down into the flank of the left most Spanish square. With their mad dash it was hard to keep formation but speed and surprise was more important. With a resounding crash the Company square smashed into the flank of the Spanish line. The result was almost immediate. The Spanish began to break.


STOREY:

It was amazing how well it had worked. Not that Sgt. Storey really doubted that it would. The men on the hill were incased in a pool of calm and quiet waiting for the command to charge while they watched the Spanish move pass them and slowly moved up the hill toward the rest of the company. Then there was the mad dash on the Spanish rear and then nothing but bits and pieces of the following carnage. The smoke had gotten so thick that he lost sight of Vimy in the first few minutes. With the heat and furious action he felt exhausted within minutes. He was glad to see that one thing about this group of Spanish is that they didn't seem to be too well trained and once they started running they didn't stop running till they were cut down by the pursuing cavalry. It was almost too easy which is right about when he was hit across the face by one of his own men's sword. He didn't even know which careless bastard it was since he found himself laying on the ground looking up at someone else's foot as it came down on his stomach. By now the fighting was moving away and he felt no interest in joining in any thing that required him to move from his fetal position. Then it hit him. My Face! Not my face! Damn it to Hades why couldn't it have been Vimy's face. That would have been no loss.


LORD DURHAM:

September 1, 1551 - 9:18am

MacPhearson was down. I wasn't sure if he was dead. I didn't have time to check. The Spanish pushed on us relentlessly, their deeper numbers slowly moving us back up the facing slope of the hill. They were like nameless creatures to me. I could see fear in the eyes of many of them, probably much like they could see with us. Sweat blurred my vision. My arms felt like lead weights from holding the pike as the constant wobble and vibration of the shaft seemed to sap the strength from me. We shifted men within the square to spell the weary, though there never seemed to be enough time to rest. A pike thrust grazed my arm, tearing the cloth. The thrust stooped short of my face. My weariness was making me sloppy. I could see blood gathering at the tear. I shook my head to clear the sweat from my eyes and jabbed viciously into the neck of a luckless Spaniard. With grim satisfaction I saw him crumple and flop like a fish in a frying pan. I felt like I had been locked in this struggle all day, and I didn't know how much longer I could last.

Suddenly I felt a shifting in the mood of the men. It was subtle, but a change nonetheless. A pikeman rushed up beside me and thrust into a Spaniards face. He was fresh, strong. It took a moment for me to realize he belonged to the reserves. I staggered back to the rear of the square as more of the reserve moved to the front. Leaning on my pike and breathing deeply I could surmise only two things. Either we were winning or we were losing. Sometimes my thought processes astounded me.


T.FOURNIER:

Sergeant Fournier's men had had it easy for a few weeks. Not that it stopped them from complaining, you know, but then they were back from helping d'Silva getting his guns to Messina and being in Palermo sure beat following the %*$^£ horses drawing the artillery train. But just a few days past they'd seen Lt Mayke coming back from his patrol riding his horse as if he had hellhounds at his heels. Of course they soon learned that Spanish troops had managed to land despite the Papal fleet and that the Captain had decided to try and stop them with just the Company. So today they were to help and protect the few artillerymen still with them should the Spaniards try some fancy maneuver.

Patterson : Just our luck. Here comes fancy boys and where are we? Not sitting on our ass in the reserve, nooo! Not lying on the grass with the flankers, nooo! Why is it it's always us get to do the backbreaking labor, Sarge?

Sgt Fournier : Patterson, just shut up and help me pick this ball, our cannonmen want more of them near them guns and I already got a drum beating in my head and I don't think the firing AND your whining will help it quiet.

Patterson : I told you so, Sarge, you shouldn't trust Sergeant Storey. What does an Englishman know about wine anyway? It's too wet there to make wine. Now if you'd been willing to part with a bit of silver, I'd have offered you some of the good stuff I found in the governor's - the former one that is, the Spanish - cellar, and today you'd be ready to take on them fancy boys all by yourself. Isn't that true, Lambresi?

Lambresi, being an ugly brute, is lugging a cannonball all by himself and he only grunts in reply.

Patterson : You see, even Lambresi agrees with me Sarge. You...

Sgt Fournier : Patterson, just go away. Your voice's making me sick.

Patterson : Uh, Sarge, you sure...

Sgt Fournier : JUST GO AWAY...

Obedient as ever to his superior's will, Patterson lets go of the cannonball just as Sgt Fournier is wincing from the volume of his shouting. The wince is cut short however as with the departure of Patterson he is alone to hold their cannonball, which promptly escapes him and falls on his left foot.
So it was that the sergeant was the only casualty in his squad on this day, ending up with three toes crunched by his own cannonball!


FORSTER:

Sgt Forster started to round up his squad. The battle was over, all that was left for the company to do was gather up the few remaining Spaniards, who were trying to surrender rather than be cut down as they ran. He told his corporal to gather them at the foot of the hill, and await further instructions. Then, he proceeded to look for his lieutenant. Mayke, was found a short time later, laying on the ground, in obvious pain.
Forster got down to see what he could do. Damn, these red sashes do very well at concealing the amount of blood lost, I wonder if that is the real reason for them? He tried to bind up the wound, telling Mayke that he would be all right, but he wasn't really sure. In the short time he had served under Mayke, Sgt Forster's respect had grown.

Mayke gave a lop-sided grin, just dumb luck he said. Sgt Vimy was fighting when they spun around and I caught the damn pike. Vimy finished the bastard off, though. I'll mend, been hurt worse than this before. Sgt Forster wasn't too sure, but he said nothing.

What do you want us to do with the prisoner, he asked, but got no response, Mayke had passed out.


LORD DURHAM:

September 1, 1551 - 9:34am

Though I was only the Company Clerk and certainly no soldier, I could tell when the battle had shifted in our favour. Lieutenant Mayke had performed superbly on the Spanish reserve. Better than expected, according to Captain. This allowed Thebarge and Gentas to commit their flank attacks on the two outlying Spanish squares. These squares had crumbled shortly after being engaged. Only the centre square was gaining ground on De La Croix's men. Captain ordered in the reserve to bolster De La Croix. Shortly after the panic caused by the fleeing Spanish wings had spread to the Spanish centre. Before long the Spanish were throwing down their pikes and arquebuses and joining in the general rout.

As I found out later, Lieutenant Mayke had suffered a severe wound. His men took it personally and expended their anger on the hapless Spaniards.


September 1, 1551 - 11:01am

Captain and I moved through the men. The arduous task of organising the dead and wounded was near finished and it was my duty to track the names for the Company annals. The Freeman Company had only lost about 300 infantry and perhaps 50 cavalry. Lieutenant Mayke was expected to live but his recovery would be long. Lieutenant Gentas had taken a pike in the throat, so Captain had to ponder a replacement. Several sergeants lay dead or wounded. Storey was one of the wounded. He had a glancing blow to the face that left a rather long scar. Vimy said the women would love it. Knowing Storey it would make him more insufferable than he already was. In the distance I could see Father Heronymous Ariel moving through the battlefield and giving last rights to any of those that lingered near death. He spent extra time among the Spaniards, hearing their confession, relieving them of any donations he could find on their persons, then calmly sending them to God with a well placed knife thrust to the throat. I sighed. Father Heronymous Ariel was truly a gift from the Lord.


STOREY:

Sgt.. Storey lay on his back recovering from the blow to his stomach thinking that he might just lay here till all the noise from the battle had died down when the sky darkened and a apparition appeared above his face. He thought it was death itself until he felt his pockets being turned inside out. Damn it Father Ariel I'm not dead yet! Ariel paused mumbled a few words gave the sign of the cross and silently moved to the next body on the ground. Sgt. Storey was suddenly feeling well enough to go seek some aid for his wounds.
 

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THE CONQUEST OF SICILY - CONCLUSION


LORD DURHAM:


September 1, 1551 - 12:27pm

MacPhearson was propped against a tree, his chest heavily bandaged. He had managed to rest one hand on his hip. Givens, Walker, Greer and myself sat down around him. My arm was bandaged too, but it had been a flesh wound and no great cause for concern. Captain employed Moorish doctors who had strange ideas about treating wounds and preventing infections. Their methods seemed to work so none of us complained.

Greer produced some dice and took a couple of throws.

"They say you'll be fine MacPhearson," I said. "Damn stupid thing you did stopping that pike with your chest."

"Ah, you know MacPhearson," said Walker. "Always has to show off."

MacPhearson replied, actually it was more like a croak, "At least I don't look like Givens."

Given's face and hands were covered in the residue from his gun, making his face dark and sooty. He smiled. All we could see were crooked teeth and eyeballs. Greer passed me the dice. I looked at them and carefully placed the bones in MacPhearson's hand.

"Just cause you're injured doesn't mean you can duck a dice game," I said.

MacPhearson grunted and tossed the dice. A five and a six.

Walker picked up the dice in disgust, "On second thought there's much to be said for getting lots of rest."


The Siege of Malta


LORD DURHAM:

September 22, 1551 - 4:44pm

The Papal flagship Bella Donna was moored with the other warships in Palermo undergoing repairs. Two days after the 'Battle of Bagaria' Lord Admiral Colonna caught the Spanish ships off the coast of Sicily and defeated them, sinking one in the process. His news was doubly heartening as all indications showed no other Spanish ships were operating in the region. This was a time to rest and recoup.

Captain had invited the Admiral over for dinner. It was by no means a private affair as the senior staff members from both sides sat at large tables thrown together for the occasion. The mood was rather festive as Captain had raised the campaign restrictions on drink and gambling. The boys spared no effort in making up for lost time. The men freely mingled with one another swapping stories and tall tales. It was good to see everyone blow off steam.

I found myself seated beside the Admiral's aide. He was not much younger than me and it didn't take long to strike up a friendship. He questioned me about life as a mercenary and I asked him about life at sea. We mutually decided we would not want the other's job. When I mentioned my role as Company annalist he became excited and asked me to write his name. He had never seen it. I obliged him and I swear it made his year. At one point he asked me why Captain forbade drinking, gambling and the other unpleasant occupations that most mercenaries partook in while on campaign. I explained that drinking caused loose tongues, gambling caused hostility and pillage and rape caused enmity. At least that was how Captain put it.

At one point during the evening Captain motioned for me to come over. I sat down between Captain and the Admiral. It was obvious they were both well in their drink, but I could discern the business they talked of was dead serious.

"Clerk here is a most valuable asset, my Lord Admiral. He reads and writes and keeps the history of our Company alive."

Colonna nodded. He was dark featured and wind burnt from many years at sea. He assessed me quickly. "It is a good thing to be remembered, Captain. It is good for your children and their children."

I sat there soaking it in. This was the closest to praise I would probably ever receive from Captain. Not that I would ever complain. I was treated exceptionally well.

"Clerk," Captain began. "I want you to prepare a document for our sponsor in Taranto. The good Admiral has agreed to stop off in that city and see to having the women brought here at the earliest possible convenience." He leaned closer, as if confiding. "The men deserve it, and I fancy Palermo. This would be a good place to set up base." He leaned back and reached for his wine. "Not a word to anyone, boy. I wish to... surprise the men."

"I will get right on it, Captain, though I have heard rumours about this already from some of the others."

Captain raised an eyebrow. "Oh. The men are reading my mind now are they?" He laughed. "Have I become that predictable? No, don't answer that."

I stood to leave.

"Clerk," he said. "Don't rush off to do it right away. Enjoy yourself first. The good Admiral is not leaving for another ten-day."


January 25, 1552 - 9:37am

It was a great day for a lot of the men as Lord Admiral Colonna's fleet docked at Palermo and discharged its cargo of screaming wives, girlfriends, kids and camp-followers in a tumultuous mass of bodies. I stood off to the side with MacPhearson to watch the spectacle. I had no one to wait for, though I was currently working on a nice little number in town, if only I could get her parents to look the other way. That was the problem with being a mercenary. On the social scale people viewed us as one step above the worm. For MacPhearson it was a little bitter. He had a wife a couple of years back but she had caught the coughing sickness and died. Since then he had dallied with some of the camp followers but that was the extent of it.

"Fresh air does me good Mortlock," he said, expanding his chest. The wound had healed extremely well and he was concentrating on building up his strength. His regime consisted of brisk walks at least twice a day around the city. He always had company. The Bothers never traveled alone.

Several of the women were proudly showing off new additions to their husbands and boyfriends. The reactions ranged from not-surprised to out and out terror. I made a point to mention what a lovely shade of white Fournier turned when presented with a red-faced screaming bundle of joy.

My reverie soured a bit when I saw Admiral Colonna leaving the flagship accompanied by Colonel Fossano. That meant they had stopped in near Messina. Probably Reggio. There would be news of the siege, obviously, but the Fat Man did not have to journey here to tell us that. Something bigger was happening.

MacPhearson saw them the same time as me. All he said was; "Looks like I better take another walk."

"I'll come with you," I said. The transports had not docked yet but as they moved closer to port I stopped.

"What is it, lad?" MacPhearson asked.

I could only point. The transports were crammed with soldiers.


January 25, 1552 - 11:36am

"No!" Captain shouted. I had never seen him so mad. I tried not to look up and concentrated on my writing. Captain was pacing back and forth in the officer's headquarters like a trapped lion. Colonel Fossano was seated, a document hanging loosely from one hand. Admiral Colonna wisely sat off to the side.

He stopped pacing and glared at Fossano. "10,000 men! At this time of year? Are they mad?"

Fossano shrugged. He reached for a glass of wine and found it empty. It was not my job, but I scurried to get a refill for the Colonel just to get me something to do. I took care of the Admiral and Captain at the same time, then went back to my desk. The Colonel was very gracious.

"Do we need him here?" he said, pointing at me. "He'll probably blab to everyone and get the city in an uproar."

Captain looked at me, then at Fossano. "Clerk stays. He records. He is the most discreet member of this company."

Another compliment. I couldn't take much more of this from Captain. Colonna caught me beaming and winked.

Fossano said, "You are extremely well paid for you services Captain..."

"Aye," Captain interjected. "To fight! Not to commit suicide!" He paced again. "Besides, I don't have my guns."

Fossano dropped the piece of paper on the table and reached for his wine. "The engineers say Messina is close to capitulating, though I admit your Lieutenant d'Silva thinks otherwise."

"Listen to d'Silva. He was trained by the French and the Spanish."

"I suppose," Fossano waved his hand in a dismissing gesture. "Captain, Sardinia is close to falling. The Pope wants to grab as much territory as possible and negotiate a peace before Spain decides to take another look in our direction."

"You are condemning people to their deaths"

Lord Admiral Colonna cleared his throat. The other two looked at him. "Perhaps some negotiation is in order. Captain, if I can guarantee you a steady stream of supplies would that help change you're mind?"

Captain asked, "You agree with this madness?"

Colonna smiled ruefully, "You are a mercenary, Captain. You are allowed your doubts. Unfortunately the Pope's madness is my madness, and I must obey my Pope."

Captain went into thought mode. Finally he nodded at Colonna, then looked at Fossano. "My artillery and two of my Lieutenants are tied up at Messina. When the siege ends they report to Palermo and stay. They deserve the rest. My cavalry stays. Where we go is no place for horses. I will take 1000 infantry and not a man more. The remainder will carry on garrisoning Palermo. We get to choose our encampment and we have our own supply stockpile. My men have choice of loot and we lead no major assaults. Lord Admiral Colonna will keep us well supplied and we are guaranteed first passage if things go wrong." He turned away from Fossano and walked to a window, suddenly becoming very interested in the scenery outside.

From my seat I looked up, doing the beetle-brow, careful to keep my head down. Colonel Fossano's face was going through the gamut of emotions. I glanced at Colonna. It was obvious he was enjoying Fossano's discomfiture. No love lost between these two obviously. After what seemed like an eternity Colonel Fossano croaked out; "Agreed."

Captain turned to face him, "I'm sorry, Colonel Fossano. What was it you said?"

The fat man turned red in the face. "I said agreed."

Captain looked at me, "Got that?"

I wrote it all down.

Captain wasn't finished yet. "Colonel Fossano. I don't think you know what you are getting into. Have you ever been there? Do you know of Birgu, Senglea, and St. Elmo?"

Fossano was confused. "Are they patron saints?"

Colonna's laugh was dry, "Aye, Colonel. Patron saints they are indeed. Your men will find out how saintly they are soon enough."

Captain smiled grimly, "The Admiral's right. Before long you'll wish you had never met these 'patron saints' of Malta."

February 1, 1552 - 8:08am

We stood on the poopdeck of a transport watching Palermo recede into the distance. It was a calm clear morning with just enough of a cool breeze to fill the sails of Lord Admiral Colonna?s fleet. We were on our way to Malta.

The Captain had uncharacteristically asked for volunteers. The men, being men, volunteered to the last, so Captain personally chose the Lieutenants who would accompany him. If our Lieutenant was chosen, then so were we. I guess I 'that lucky.

"Ever been to Malta, Hack?" Bondac asked.

"No. Men are saying it's like purgatory."

"Aye. The island was built for defense, as we'll all find out soon enough."

"Is it really that bad? Do we have a chance? Surely Captain wouldn't lead us into a death trap."

Bondac leaned forward on the railing. "If I know the Captain, he'll have a plan if things screw up."

I sighed, "Yeah. Captain always looks out for us." I looked over to the rear of the ship. There was a solitary figure leaning over the railing. He had a bandage wrapped around part of his face and he wore a red sash. "Is that who I think it is?"

Bondac followed my gaze and chuckled, "Yup. That's Storey. He doesn't like water and water doesn't like him. He'll be there the whole trip."

"That's horrible."

"That's nothing. I heard the sailors think he's a good luck charm of some type. Sailors are a very superstitious lot."

"Why's that so bad?"

Bondac's chuckle became throaty laughter. He slapped me on the back. "You'll see. Just be glad you're not Sergeant Storey."


March 10, 1552 - 3:14am

I stood with Captain on the Papal flagship with Col. Fossano and Lord Admrial Colonna. In the distance we could see the fortresses of Fort St. Elmo, Birgu and Senglea standing like sentries rising above the rocky shore and silhouetted against the cloudless night. The Admiral was giving them wide berth, as the fortress guns reached far out to sea. We were to cut around Malta and land at a town called Marsasirocco on the far eastern tip of the island.

I could hear Col. Fossano gulp.

Admiral and Colonna shared a laugh.

"Colonel," Captain said, waving an arm at the Spanish fortresses. "Welcome to hell."

June 11, 1552 - 4:16pm

I stood with Captain in Marsasirocco watching Admiral Colonna's fleet disgorge it's cargo of 7000 men, 9 guns, fresh supplies of food and countless bundles of recently cut timber from Sicily.

We had been here exactly a month and everything Captain had said about the place was true. Malta was not much more than a rock. There was little cultivable land, very few trees and little in the way of fresh water. It didn't take long for dysentery, disease, hunger and thirst to settle in.

There were a few small blessings. The Spanish garrison was small and they were strung out in the three strong points that made up the defensive forts of Birgu and the Grand Harbour. The resident Knight Hospitallers had declared neutrality and blockaded themselves in Fort St. Angelo, located on the north tip of Birgu, one of the Spanish strongpoints. Most importantly, we had caught the Spanish by surprise so they had had no time to gather much food or poison the meager water supplies. If that had happened we would have been in real deep dung.

With the reinforcements came word that both Sardinia and more importantly Messina had fallen. Suffering very few casualties d'Silva, Nicklee and Fridman were now safely lodged in Palermo. Apparently d'Silva was all hot to sail down here with the guns but acting senior officer Zuppan strictly forbade it.

Captain had brought two complete regiments with him to gather and escort the food and water. He wasn't taking any chances. The Italians were none too happy to see the special privileges that the Freeman Company enjoyed due to Captain's bargaining and it had caused its share of animosity. He left the balance of the food, water and wood for Colonel Fossano to deal with.

The wood. That was the other huge problem. There was little wood on the island so vast quantities had to be shipped for the construction of ladders and towers and the other siege implements required for a successful assault. Captain had warned Fossano but the man had underestimated the need for timber. The past month had been spent battering the walls of Fort St. Elmo until Colonna's arrival today. Now perhaps an assault would be in order. The men needed something to take their minds off starvation.

Captain and Col. Fossano had determined that Fort St. Elmo had to be taken first as it's location strategically overlooked the natural harbour in the Bay of Marsamuscetto. With Fort St. Elmo under Papal control the fleet could be safely relocated near the action, instead of using Marsasirocco on the lower tip of Malta as they presently had to. Colonna brought further word that Spain and France was sounding each other out about ending the war. The Pope did not want to be cut out of the peace process and encouraged the Papal forces to take Malta with all haste.

I was expecting a negative reaction from Captain regarding this news but was totally surprised when he wholeheartedly agreed. Malta had to fall sooner than later.


June 27, 1552 - 9:55am

Sergeant Fournier crouched, some 200 paces from the battered walls of Fort. St.Elmo. Behind him were Bouchard, St. Claire, Gingras, Rochette and the rest of his command, eyes flitting from their sergeant to the action at the fort.

The walls had been breached in two spots and Col. Fossano had immediately sent Papal forces to exploit the holes. Captain agreed to send his men in the second wave. Lieutenant Thebarge asked for the honour of leading his command and Captain had granted the request. That thrilled the men under his command to no end and consequently Fournier found himself ready to launch the follow up attack. Further behind him Sergeant Hrdina was positioning his men to follow 'Demipied' as Fournier's men had taken to calling him. Sergeant Misha would lead the third wave.

"Well Bouchard, this is what we get paid for."

"To tell the truth I'd rather be back with Hrdina, or Misha, better yet with Captain."

Rochette said, "Could be worse, you could be at the walls now."

The fighting at the two breaches was stiff. The Papal troops milled about trying to maintain their hard fought footholds. The Spanish, sensing defeat, were fighting like men possessed.

Finally Sergeant Fournier stood, pulled his sword and waved it over his head in a circular motion. "Allez!" he screamed, and began a careful run to the Fort. The men followed, yelling their defiance at the walls that had denied them for so many weeks. They rushed carefully over the broken ground leading to the Fort, covering the distance in short order.

They made the breach and filtered their way through the Italians until they faced the enemy. The Spanish had erected a wall of pikes at the breach that was keeping the Italians, armed with swords, at bay.

"This won't do, "Fournier shouted. "We need some 'zweihanders'."

"We gave those up years ago, "Bouchard shouted back.

Fournier called back to St. Claire, "Go tell Hrdina to bring up some arquebus! We have to clear these pikes!" He looked to the ground and had an inspiration. He bent over and picked up some rubble, reared back and whipped it at the Spanish pike line. He caught a Spaniard square on the nose and grunted with satisfaction as the man dropped his pike to grab the crushed proboscis. Others seeing the result grabbed anything in sight and continued the aerial assault.

"There!" Rochette shouted. Several Spaniards lost their weapons through a lucky series of strikes, creating a space. With incredible bravado Rochette rushed into the gap to reach the Spaniards and wreck havoc with his sword. A split second later the others followed, though Rochette would not live to see this. A pike from one of the rear ranks caught him in the belly and he dropped to the ground dying.

With rage the mercenaries, bolstered by the Italians, widened the gap and caused the Spanish lines to buckle, then waver, then break. The slaughter began.

Sergeant Hrdina, reaching the walls with his men after arranging for the guns, saw the weapons were no longer needed. He spied Fournier off to the side with a few of the Frenchman's injured soldiers and went over to join him. "Couldn't wait could you?" He said jovially. Sergeant Misha calmly joined them.

Fournier, wrapping a cloth around his cut forearm looked up, "I can always arrange to have the Spanish come back and form lines if you wish?"

Hrdina thought about it for a second, "That won't be necessary."


July 12, 1552 - 7:21pm

I leaned against the wall of a house we had appropriated in Senglea, checking the bandage on my wounded leg. Givens walked up and handed me a water sack that I gratefully accepted. After the fall of Fort St. Elmo we were able to land the fleet nearby and reprovision the army. The next stage had been to take Senglea on the other side of Grand Harbour. Senglea, like Birgu, were fingers of rocky land that jutted into the water leaving only one land approach. After almost two weeks of bombardment and assaults we had finally breached the walls and stormed the strongpoint this very morning. The losses had been horrendous. I heard rumours that Company dead was running near 500 soldiers, almost half our force. Still, two thirds of the island was ours and only Birgu remained.

After some rather large swigs of water I handed the sack back to Givens. "Look at you, Givens. Not a mark on you. You gunners have it real easy. If it wasn't for your face I'd say God smiled on you."

"Not my fault you keep getting in the way of those pikes, Mortlock. The rate you're going that young lass in Palermo will have to wheel you around anytime you go out."

I looked for something to throw at him.


July 29, 1552 - 5:02pm

Sergeant's De Lion and Storey watched as some Papal engineers manhandled a cannon into position. The walls of Birgu, the final Spanish strongpoint was slowly crumbling under the relentless bombardment from the Italian artillery. Fossano had the artillery working in shifts so a constant barrage could be maintained day and night. They made sure some of the cannons were rotated for servicing as they had already lost three guns to wear and tear.

The feeling was they were all racing against time.

Storey was tracing the line of the scar on his face for the thousandth time that hour. It was a deep pink, no longer inflamed red like a couple of months ago when the bandage was removed.

De Lion waited for a lull in the cannon fire, "Will you stop playing with that?"

"You think the girls will like it?"

"Damned if I know. If we could find any girls on this rock I'd ask!"

"Vimy says the girls like a man with a scar."

"Vimy also says the world is round! Don't believe everything you hear, Storey."

"You don't like the scar?"

"I don't give a rats ass, Sergeant. If I were you I'd be more worried what the sailors think on the trip home."

De Lion thought it was kind of neat the way Storey's scar became beet red when his face turned white.


August 29, 1552 - 9:42pm

Captain, Col. Fossano, the senior officers and myself were finishing up a brief meeting outside the Colonel's tent. The sun hung low in the sky and bathed the men in an eerie red hue. In the distance the once proud stronghold of Birgu lay shattered and crumbling. Wisps of smoke drifted lazily upwards towards the heavens.

"We almost had them today, by God!" Captain Sarduchi of the Army of the Holy Cross exclaimed.

"Tomorrow," Col. Fossano agreed. "They cannot last more than that."

There was a rumble of assent from the gathering. Fossano looked briefly at Captain, then back at his men. "Who wants the honour of the first assault in the morning?" The Italian officers pleaded their case to the Colonel, each wanting to be the first to hoist the Papal flag in the stubborn fortress.

Fossano looked back at Captain, "You do not want the honour?" The tone was chiding, condescending.

Animosity over the special privileges had flared occasionally between the mercenaries and the Papal troops. Even Fossano could not divorce himself from the bitterness. Captain refused to take the bait. "No Colonel. The honour belongs to your men. We shall provide support, as before."

Captain Sarduchi sneered, "Enter the fighting when it is safe, first choice of the loot, your own special food supplies. Where is the nobility in that?"

The Lieutenants bristled. Captain jumped in, shrugging; "Who said we were noble, Captain? Honourable yes, noble, I'm afraid not." Captain began to pace. "Let me remind you who took the initiative at Fort St. Elmo when your troops were wandering about like headless chickens. Who held the breach at Senglea when everyone ran from the Spanish counterattack?" Captain's voice was rising. "I came here with 1000 men! I have less than 400 left than can fight. I have at least 50 who will never fight again! Aye, we're mercenaries, and we pick our spots, but no man accuses us of cowardice!"

Col. Fossano, in a rare moment of insight, saw that things were getting out of hand. "Please, gentlemen. No insults were intended. We are all... overanxious. I say we adjourn and prepare ourselves for the morrow."

Taking the cue the Italian officers paid their respects and left. A few moments afterwards the Lieutenants followed.

"Captain. A word?"

Captain remained behind. I stood near the side of a tent, somewhat in the shadows.

"Captain," Fossano said. "This food. I find something passing strange."

Captain raised an eyebrow.

"You have been receiving a privileged share since the siege began and yet you and you're men look as starved as us."

Captain gave that half smile, "You must be imagining it, Colonel. Good night."


August 29, 1552 - near the same time

Threes carts pulled into Marsasirocco heavily laden with cargo. Each cart had at least six occupants. A driver, a man seated next to the driver and four others scattered about the wagon. They were not to be trifled with.

Khan pulled back the reins of the lead cart and looked to his passenger. The Moor broke into a huge toothy grin and leapt from the cart, waving the others to do the same. Villagers appeared suddenly from their homes and surrounded the men. They were thin with shallow faces and haunted eyes. Though miles from the action the siege had taken a toll on them too. They were peasants, after all. The Spaniards and the Papals had both seized their crops near the beginning of the invasion and survival over the intervening months had been tough.

Khan hopped from the lead cart and hunched down. Immediately a dozen children swarmed him, their smiles and joy not hidden by the gaunt look in their young faces. Khan tousled the hair of one and jerked his head at the toothy Moor. The man said something in his tongue and the others burst into action, unloading the carts. The villagers rushed forward to take the cargo from the men. Their silent looks spoke volumes of gratitude.

When the carts were unloaded and the villagers gone Khan said to the toothy one, "That should keep them in food for a while, my friend. It's time to get back. Captain will be expecting us.


August 30, 1552 - 11:18am

The fighting was fierce. The Spaniards were cornered and knew it. The first wave of Papal troops broke against the breach, but the second wave managed a foothold. Captain had ordered De La Croix to lead the support wave and we stood near the walls of the imposing fortress ready to rush in.

Walker, sword ready, looked back at me and said for the tenth time, "Mortlock, you shouldn't be here. That leg of yours hasn't healed yet. Getting yourself killed will not impress the ladies."

"Sorry, Walker. I'm sticking close to you. I know you have a nose for the loot."

Walker sighed, "I'm afraid this place will be no better than the other two. Pickings are scarce it seems."

Givens had his arquebus primed. He sported a sword on his hip. He was definitely uncomfortable wearing it. "Stay close to us Mortlock. MacPhearson would never forgive us if something happened to those pretty looks of yours."

Up ahead De La Croix waved his sword.

"Let's go," Walker shouted. The men screamed their battle cries and entered the breach.


August 30, 1552 - 11:42am

I watched Captain and Lieutenant Thebarge approach the fortress of Birgu with the remainder of the Freeman Company. They forced their way against the steady flow of wounded soldiers limping back to the siege camp for aid. I had begged Captain for a weapon to join but he flatly denied me. He even got mad, something Captain rarely did with me. I was to seek a good vantage point and record what I saw. He emphasized that the Company Annals had to be kept current for posterity. I sullenly agreed.

With a tear in my eye I watched them disappear into the chaotic conflagration that was Birgu.


August 30, 1552 - 1:04pm

We were fighting street to street, building to building, house to house. The Spaniards were stubborn. They refused to yield. There did not appear to be many left, but rooting them out was a problem. With careful sweeps we finally managed to push them back to a few buildings in the north corner of the fortress. Walker, Givens and myself were sitting behind a warehouse catching our breaths. It was damned hot and my leg ached. Walker was carefully cleaning his sword on the puffed shirt of a dead Spaniard. Givens was priming his arquebus.

On the other side of the narrow street dividing the warehouses I saw Sergeants Storey, Vimy, Zagloba and De Lion addressing their men. Thebarge stood near them. There seemed so few of us now. Lieutenant De La Croix walked up with Sergeant's Bloomfield, Misha and Fournier.

The Lieutenant shouted, "To me, men." The soldiers of his command gathered around. There was not one who did not sport a wound of some type.

De La Croix said, "Near as we can tell this is the last of them." He jerked his head in the direction of the buildings across the wide street. "We get these and we can all go home!"

The men raised a ragged cheer. The Sergeant's looked to their men, "Ready?" Fournier and Misha echoed.

We rushed the buildings.


October 10, 1552 - Postcript

Lord Admiral Colonna walked into the partially restored building in Birgu that served as the officer's headquarters. Seated at a table were Captain and Col. Fossano. Colonna removed his wide brimmed hat and winked at me in friendly greeting. I decided to make myself useful and served a round of wine.

"Safe journey?" Captain asked.

"Aye," responded the Admiral. "Thankye lad," he said to me taking the proffered glass of wine. "I have news."

Captain and the Colonel leaned forward.

"The Pope signed a peace with the Spanish on the 24th of September." He took a gulp of wine.

"And?" The Colonel was a patient man.

Colonna broke into a wide smile; "We have received the lands of Messina and Sicily. They are Spanish possessions no more."

Fossano's relief was evident. Captain was stone-faced. Finally he stood and looked around. "A lot of blood went to secure this peace. The men will not be thrilled to give this rock back to the Spanish."

Lord Admiral Colonna was sympathetic. "I understand, Captain. I too mourn the losses we have all suffered in this war. If it is any consolation, the Pope has agreed to let you use Palermo as your base of operations. He feels your men there would be a good... pacifying gesture. I can offer you passage back to Palermo now if you wish. I'm sure there are those that would be more than happy to see you and your men again."

Captain looked at Fossano, "Colonel," he nodded. "Till next time."

Fossano stood, "Captain. I, ah... want you to know that your help was most appreciated not only by me but more importantly by the people of Rome. We are in your debt."

Captain grunted. He waved to me. "Come, son. Let's go home."


November 16, 1552 - 12:01pm

The fleet anchored in Palermo met by throngs of people crowding the docks. Men waited on their comrades and women with their children waited on their mates. They were joyous yet subdued, as word had raced ahead of the fleet's arrival that losses to the Freeman Company had been high. For every cheerful welcome there was a tearful cry of anguish. The homecoming was truly mixed.

I disembarked behind Sergeant's Storey and Vimy. I noted with mild curiosity that Vimy raced over to Sergeant Forster to talk. The news must not have been good, for I saw his face drop in remorse. I had a split second to ponder that when I caught sight of the young lady I had shyly spent my time wooing before the trip to Malta. I didn't see her parents about and I could have sworn she was looking at me with a sign of relief. I took a deep breath, thinking; "Well, Jonathon Mortlock, it's now or never." I limped my way over towards her.


November 16, 1553 - 12:13pm

I was with Captain and d'Silva. The gunnery Lieutenant was overjoyed to see us safely home. His one piece of bad news concerned the death of Lieutenant Mayke. The cavalry commander had never fully recovered from the wound to the belly. Captain gave orders to have the men rest for a day, then they would gather on the Sabbath and pay their respects to those of the Freemen Company that had fallen in battle. With peace ahead of us, it was time to reflect on the future. As for me, I had much more writing to do.

Thus ends the first chronicle in the History of the Free Company.
 
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The Second Chronicle of the Free Company

The Third War Between France and Spain: 1558 - 1561


THE SPANISH CAMPAIGN


LORD DURHAM:

January 20, 1558 - 8:44am

I was enjoying my late lie this morning, my wife curled against my side, when there was a knock at the door. I disengaged myself from Helena and climbed out of bed, grabbing my robe and pulling it on. It was a cold one this morning. The knock came again, a little more insistent.

"Coming," I mumbled. I could hear my wife shifting in bed behind me. "Who is it dear?" she asked sleepily.

"Not sure," I went to the door threw back the bolt and opened it. I recognised the boy standing there as one of the gophers that Captain used to run messages. He belonged to the wife of Ian Wallach, one of the many who had died in Malta five years ago. Captain always had a soft spot for children. Especially orphaned children.

I shuffled over to my money pouch asking, "What is it boy?" Boy? It was only a couple of years ago I was considered a boy. I smiled grimly.

The sandy haired youth said, "Captain want's to see you at headquarters. He asked you to bring your tools."

I tossed him a copper that he snatched out of the air with practised ease. He smiled his thanks.

"Tell Captain I'll be right there."

He ran off. I could hear voices from some other kids who were probably waiting around the corner. "What did Clerk give you this time?"

I went over and closed the door. Helena was awake now, sitting up in bed. I went up to her, bent over and gave her a kiss. God was she beautiful. "I have to go. I shouldn't be long."

Boy was I wrong.


January 20, 1558 - 6:09pm

I was finishing up a quick meal of cheese and lamb chased by wine. It had been a long day. The officers were scattered about the room that was Company headquarters. There was a map of the Mediterranean on the wall.

It was official. Pope Paulus IV had joined her allies in a war against Spain and her allies. The Pope had offered a particularly large sum of money to Captain to retain his services. It was common knowledge that Paulus IV detested the Spaniards and wanted to hurt them badly if possible. None of us gave a rat's ass about the reasons why the Pope had a hate on for the Spanish, but the money was tempting and the officers had spent the day weighing the pros and cons.

Captain was the ultimate authority in the Freeman Company but he was wise enough to respect the wishes of his trusted Lieutenants. They were all veterans of many campaigns with a wealth of knowledge and Captain had no problem with any of their sage counsel. The only ones to look out of place were Andropov and Forster. They had replaced Gentas and Mayke, both victims of the Battle of Bagaria which had taken place near here five years ago. Captain had used the intervening years to rebuild Company strength, taking on only small contracts here and there, always on the mainland and never against Papal allies. It was part of the agreement that let the Company use Palermo as their base.

Captain stood with Col. Buzzoni, new commander of the Army of the Holy Cross. He was a smallish man, dark with the Italian look. I knew not his credentials, but apparently the Pope thought highly of him. I briefly wondered what had ever happened to Col.Fossano.

Captain had used the dinner break to let the men ponder their decisions. He finally spoke up, "There you have it. It's a standard agreement, similar to the one we made before Malta. We will be paid well as has been already discussed. Any other comments?"

I could see Forster's mind working. He always chewed his lower lip when lost in thought. I figured he thought he should make a contribution, being new kid on the block, relatively speaking.

"Captain?" It was Forster. All eyes looked to him. "Captain, would it not be wise to discuss the Inquisition issue? I'm not sure if we should have the Papal Inquisitors looking over our shoulder spooking the men."

Captain raised an eyebrow. He was impressed. "Well, Colonel? That's a good point. We are well aware of the Pope's renewed efforts to weed out heretics in his lands. Our company consists of free men of many nations. I have personally guaranteed their freedom of worship. I am not ready to change Company tradition because the Pope decrees all non-Christians as idol worshippers."

Col. Buzzoni looked like the proverbial cornered rat. The Pope was adamant about his agenda to search out heretics. In fact his over exuberance had caused several peasant uprisings in Messina, uprisings that Captain refused to get involved with, much to the chagrin of the Papal army of occupation.

Col. Buzzoni hummed and hawed, "The Pope will not like to hear of this. The Pope is the voice of God and has decreed that God's work must be done."

Thebarge said, "The Pope does not have to know. You could appoint a figurehead. Why, I'm sure our good Father Ariel would not mind the responsibility."

De La Croix laughed, "Is that a good idea? It might go to his head."

Captain said, "Col. Buzzoni, this is not negotiable. Tell the Pope what ever you wish. It is not our problem. If you wish to make it our problem we shall relocate elsewhere."

Buzzoni had a good sweat on. He mumbled, "I'll do what I can. I will see to it that no Inquisitor is attached to your Company."

Captain looked to me, "Record that! Make a document and we shall all sign it and bear witness."

Col. Buzzoni looked like he wanted to be back in Rome.

Captain looked at the men of the Freemen Company and asked, "What is it, then?"

The men unanimously agreed to fight. It had been a while, after all, and nobody was getting any younger.


April 14, 1558 - 2:54pm

Captain sat in a tavern in the dock district sucking back a mug of draught. The inn was unofficially Company territory, as it had been located in the center of the group of buildings that the Company had appropriated so many years ago. The innkeeper definitely had no problem with the arrangement. It was probably the safest tavern in the city.

Captain looked up as several men entered. They stood for some moments waiting for their eyes to adjust to the darker interior. Six of them were Moors. Their unofficial leader was a large man with a eastern European look. They saw Captain and wandered over. The Moors sat at a table close by while the large man seated himself opposite Captain.

"Captain," the man acknowledged. He looked over to the serving girl, scanning her with an appreciative eye. "Ale for me and my men, my dear." His voice was somewhat gentle for such a large man.

"Khan. You and your men are well?" Khan and the Moors were of the Company and they fought with the Company, but Captain also used their services for special assignments now and then.

"Well enough, Captain. A little eager for work though." The serving girl dropped off the ale. Captain tossed her silver.

"Good. I have a job for you."

Khan took a large mouthful of ale and leaned forward.

"We depart for Sicily in the next few days. Though we have an agreement with Col. Buzzoni I fear the Pope may have some of his Inquisitors lurking about. Keep an eye out. If you find any," Captain smiled that half smile, "Put the fear of Allah into them."


Khan's grin was feral.


May 26, 1552 - 8:22am

MacPhearson and I watched the Bella Donna as she anchored herself. My apartment had a balcony with a good view of the harbour and I often found myself sitting here with the boys drinking, talking and watching the calming waters of the Bay. Little Gordon Mortlock was crying lustily as Maria prepared his breakfast of squishy baby food. I went over to pick the boy up and after a few moments of manly baby talk the boy had quieted down.

MacPhearson chuckled, "Never thought I'd see the day when wet-behind-the-ears Mortlock would be a loving dad. Mind you, the boy's got his mother's looks, thank God."

Maria took Gordon from me and began to feed him saying; "Maybe my looks, old-man, but the boy definitely has his father's lungs."

I made a face. Over the past few years I had slowly won over Maria's parents. I made them realize that all mercenaries were not bad. Killers maybe, but not bad. They did insist I retire and take up an honest living but Maria, bless her heart, came to my defense and told them she loved me regardless of what I did for a living. We were married the past year and little Gordon was the result of many, many nights of practice.

I sat back down with MacPhearson. The Papal flagship had dropped a boarding plank and the crew was filing off the ship to stand with wobbly legs on the first dry land they had probably been on in a month. I saw Captain walking out to the ship and wait for the arrival of Lord Admiral Colonna. The two had become great friends since the French and Spanish War from five years back and Colonna often spent his free time in Palermo. Unfortunately this time it was to be all business.

We were to set sail for the Spanish province of Sardinia tomorrow.


May 27, 1552 - 6:23am

"Hack! Try to look like a soldier, will you? Straighten up that sash!" Storey was on a rampage. He had assumed control Sergeant Vimy's old command when Vimy was transferred to the Company Cavalry at Lieutenant Forster's insistence. Lieutenant Forster. I still had trouble getting my head around that one.

We were considered the elite along with Fournier's command, so for Storey it was like a promotion. Captain had made the sashes mandatory, with the proviso that all regiments commanded by the Sergeants had to use their own colour for identification purposes. Storey, being the father of the idea, insisted on keeping red. If anything the mix of sashes made us a more colourful lot.

We were waiting our turn to board ship. The process had begun before dawn and there were still many men to go. Captain was taking everyone. 3200 infantry, 400 cavalry and 10 guns.

The women folk crowded the docks, children in hand and on arm. I had to laugh. The rate the men were producing we would have ample replacements before long. That was actually a sobering thought. Maybe it was time for me to settle down.

Bondoc nudged me, "Look at Storey."

I followed his finger to see the Sergeant saying farewell to three rather attractive ladies. "I'll be damned," I said, unconsciously crossing myself. "Maybe I should get a scar like Sarges's. What is it with ladies and scars?"

"Let him enjoy it," Facca said. "His bravado will change as soon as he boards ship."

That set all the men to laughing. Storey looked back at them with a puzzled expression.


May 27, 1552 - 10:04am

Sergeant's Fournier and Misha stood aft of the transport they had been assigned to. Fournier was just glad it was not the ship that carried the cannon or the draught animals. They watched as Palermo faded in the distance.

Misha cracked open a bottle of wine he had stashed in his sash. "Well Demipied, here's to coming home alive." He took a swig and offered the bottle to Fournier.

From behind them De La Croix said, "I'll drink to that."


June 27, 1558 - 1:43pm

The Spanish squadron of 5 galleys had appeared out of nowhere as the Papal fleet was disembarking her cargo of men and supplies. The cries of alarm went up as Admiral Colonna scrambled to sail out a blocking force to allow the remainder of the Army of the Holy Cross and the Freemen Company to land safely.

It was most fortunate the cannons had already been brought ashore, though only half the horses and draught animals had been unloaded. Moving quickly Captain and Col.Buzzoni ordered the men in 5 of the carracks to go overboard and take their chances wading ashore in the chest deep water.

Once empty of soldiers Lord Admiral Colonna brought the three-masted ships about and sailed towards the approaching Spanish. Those five ships of the Papal fleet would have to provide protection until the remainder of the horses and supplies were safely ashore. This would prove to be difficult as the horses were already spooked enough without the added throaty boom of cannon fire rolling across the water.


June 27, 1558 - 4:58pm

The last of the animals had been brought ashore and moved further inland away from the beach. In the distance two ships burned lazily on the water, one belonging to each side. The balance of the Papal fleet dropped sail and proceeded to the fight that had raged all afternoon.

Captain and I watched from a cliff as the army was prepared to march. We were about one day from Cagliari, the Sardinian capital and while no doubt our presence was known, we were assured that Spanish forces would be light. Though it was late in the day Captain convinced Col. Buzzoni to steal a night march and hopefully catch the Spanish garrison unprepared. As the army moved out Captain watched for a few more moments. I stayed with him to record.

Finally Captain said, "Colonna appears to be retreating. I think his ships are not as maneuverable as the Spanish galleys, especially in this Bay. He did well, though. He bought us time."

He retreated down a path from the cliff, causing me to frantically grab my tools and rush to catch up.

June 29, 1552 - 2:33pm

"d'Silva ever get tired of pampering those things?" I said to no one in particular. The man was possessed, rushing from cannon to cannon as if they were indeed the 'Babys' that everyone referred to them as. He stopped to confirm the sighting of one. Satisfied, he stepped back and let the gunner apply the fire. Several seconds later the gun erupted in a thunderous blast, casting its gift of iron at the walls of Cagliari. d'Silva pumped his fist, shouting "Yesss!" when the shot struck the wall near the main gate breaking off large chunks of stone.

"Those walls won't last long," Lapine commented.

I looked at him, "Since when you an expert?"

Facca chimed in. "He's right, Hack. Any fool can see that. Those walls have been hastily rebuilt."

"Probably from the last siege Hack." Bondoc put in his two coppers worth. "Those walls took quite a beating last time. I bet the Spanish didn't spend too many resources on this place rebuilding it. She has more important things to do."

"What is this? Gang up on Hack time? I just made a comment."

"Pretty stupid one at that, don't you agree?" Lapine turned to walk back to our tent.

"I agree," Bondoc echoed, turning to join him.

"Yeah, not too bright." Facca went too.

I glared at them. Maybe I'd just go see Storey and ask for a transfer. That would show those low-borns! Naw. They wouldn't know what to do without me. I went to join them.


October 6, 1558 - 5:36pm

Cagliari sat perched on a low hill at the base of a bay by the same name. Bouchard could tell by its buildings that the city had much history. Clerk had told him that it was probably originally settled by a people called the Phoenicians and subsequently subjugated by the Greeks, Romans and Spanish.

Just about now it was ready to fall into Papal hands.

The walls had lasted longer than anyone had expected. The garrison had stubbornly held on under the impression that aid could arrive from the motherland at any time. No aid came. A short while ago a delegation from the city had presented itself to Col. Buzzoni. They were all gathered together halfway between the siege camp and the city discussing terms, though Bouchard had no idea what leverage the garrison of Cagliari had in these discussions.

There was movement from the group.

St. Claire said, "A silver piece says they've surrendered."

Gingras guffawed, "Nothing like a sure bet. Only a fool would take that one."

Bouchard looked around. "I don't see Hack, so it looks like you have no takers, St. Claire."

Captain and Col. Fossano raised their fists.

The men broke into cheers. Cagliari had fallen.


March 29, 1558 - 3:35pm

We were on patrol. Walker, MacPhearson, Greer and myself strolled along the Marina quarter in the lower section of the city. To the east rose the domed crown of the Basilica of San Saturnino.

The inhabitants were not a rowdy lot, in fact they were famed for hospitality. I guess anybody would be hospitable with a pike staring them in the face. Still, there had been little trouble. We were going stir crazy more than anything.

"Is there a war going on? I asked rhetorically.

Greer, ever on the uptake replied, "Of course there is."

MacPhearson shook his head in laughter. "I think young Mortlock is implying that little has happened since this city fell. For all we know the war is over."

Walker echoed the sentiment. "We certainly haven?t heard any news. Even Captain's in the dark."

"How do you know? You a drinking buddy with Captain?"

We sauntered around a corner and came to a dead stop. At the end of the street, walking arm-in-arm, was Hack and a youngish lady. They had eyes for each other and were all a twitter.

"Will you look at that," Walker said, slack jawed.

I crossed myself.

MacPhearson said, "The girl must truly be a saint."

"They certainly appear to be in love, don't they?"

I crossed myself again. "I think we should leave."

"How come? You think we'll embarrass the lad?" Walker was getting set to go over.

"Nope. Bouchard and St. Claire bedded her last week. She works in the 'district'.

Greer was known for intelligent conversation, "Huh?"

Walker stopped dead. "You think he knows?"

"Does it look like it?"

We turned about and went back the way we had come. We stopped again. We were facing the Bay of Cagliari. On the horizon we could make out ships, lots of them. And they were coming this way.


March 31, 1559 - 2:08am

Captain roused me from my sleep. I got up, threw on some clothes and followed him to his room down the hall. I entered and stopped. Seated in a plush chair was Admiral Colonna looking thoroughly exhausted. I went to Captain?s private supply and poured three glasses of wine.

Colonna smiled his thanks and downed it. I got him a refill. He downed that. I brought over the bottle.

Captain asked, "Hard journey?"

"Hmmph. Not only do I fight battles but I transport troops. I swear the Admiralty has no one else capable of sailing."

We waited. I added a few more logs to the fireplace.

"Col. Arentino is in Nice with the Army of Holy Wrath. Don't look at me, I don't make up these names. I'm supposed to gather you lot up and deliver you safe and sound to Nice so you can all get to know each other."

"Have you told Buzzoni?"

"God no! I want to relax first."

April 24, 1559 -1:38pm

Sergeant Storey looked up from the railing as land approached. He crossed himself.

They had made the voyage to Nice safely with no incidents. Entering the Baie des Anges, the fleet gently approached the city which lay sprawling and serene, surrounded by low rising hills. It was a picture of tranquility.

Storey desperately wanted to kiss the ground.

They were to link up with Col. Arentino's waiting army and march west into France. The Pope in his insane jealousy towards Spain wanted to strike a blow on Spanish soil. The Papal armies ultimate goal was to advance on Spanish held Roussillon.

Storey thought it was madness.

The current wave of nausea subsiding, Storey stood straight and stretched his arms. There. He was feeling much better.

Vimy walked up behind him. "Want some?"

Storey turned around. Vimy held up a handful of raw sardines.

The sergeant turned white.

Vimy shrugged saying to himself, "Guess not." He walked away followed by the sounds of intense retching. Sergeants Rik, Nalivayko and Simon were doubled over in laughter.


STOREY:

As Sgt. Storey stood with both feet firmly entrenched on terra firma he was impervious to the laughs from Sgt. Nalivayko and the others around him. He just knew that the sun was shining and the noise from the city was music to his ears. What he needed now was a tavern with a friendly wench and a bottomless keg. As fate would have it he would find neither. As he started walking in the direction of the nearest mirage he heard Lieutenant Thebarge shout to him to form up his men and follow him. He let out a sigh and started shouting orders to his men.


NALIVAYKO:

Meanwhile, Sgt. Nalivayko kept on laughing, wondering in the same time what was it that made him laugh so hard. He tried to glance around, but an invisible force threw him off his feet. The laughter, however, did not stop. He tried to stand up straght, like a sergeant should, but was doubled over in laughter again. Suddenly a very unpleasant thought crossed his weary mind - I must have been possessed, he thought. Or was it something that I ate? Smoked sardines!? No, it's gotta be Lord Durham and his woodoo magic. God knows what they teach them in Rome. If he ever wrote a book about these things it would make a nice storey... (he meant 'story', of course). Damn those Papists. And what is it with Pope and his hate of Spaniards? They're all damn Catholic heretics anyway. Nalivayko wished them all to appear in the steppes of Ukraine, where Cossack sabres would them a lesson or two in theology.


LORD DURHAM:

June 7, 1559 - 7:03am

The combined Freemen Company and Army of the Holy Cross totaled 12000 infantry, 3000 cavalry and 44 guns, under the nominal command of Col. Buzzoni. I had the privilege of riding with Captain and the Lieutenants. Captain liked to keep me close by.

The march began this morning as the good citizens of Nice were more than eager to see us off. Our coin was good for business but the drain on the local farmland was not. If we were leaving a tavern I swear the door would have hit us on the ass on the way out.

We stuck to the southern coast of France passing by countless villages and towns. These people had seen so much war they didn't even bother to panic when our army marched by. They just stood and stared.

By July we were well into the French province of Provence. Had to hand it to those French for originality. This was my first time on French soil and I had to admit it felt no different than Italian, Sicilian of Sardinian soil. Another bubble burst. On second thought it certainly felt much better than Maltese soil, what there had been of it.

We carried on to the French province of Languedoc.

Who said marching was fun?


August 9, 1559 - 4:34pm

"Two and three," I said in disgust. "These dice are weighted."

Walker grabbed them. "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard Mortlock. How does your wife put up with such rampant stupidity?" He shook the dice and tossed them. A four and a five.

"It's obviously an acquired taste," said Greer. He was next. A one and a two. "You know, Mortlock might be on to something here."

Givens moved into the circle and sat down, the men on either side shoving over to make space. He looked around expectantly. "I heard some news."

We ignored him. Nothing pissed the man off more. He began to get up.

"Sit down, Givens," MacPhearson said. "What is it? Buzzoni fart?"

"No. Bigger than that. A rider just came into camp. We're to wait for reinforcements."

Walker stared at him. "That's bigger than Buzzoni farting? I thought you had some real news. Just for that you miss your turn."

"You hear how many men are coming?" Greer asked.

"Not sure. A couple of thousand cavalry I think."

"Oh. Here. Throw."


September 24, 1559 - 11:04am

Sergeant Vimy reined his horse on the crest of a hill, calming the beast with some gentle pats to the neck. Some of his scouts were already there waiting for him. One of them grabbed the bridle while Vimy dismounted.

"What is it?" he asked.

A couple of the scouts led him to the forward slope of the hill and pointed.

"I'm not sure what... oh. I see it."

In the distance was a dust trail. A great column floated skyward, catching the wind and drifting south.

"Any idea how many men?" he asked.

"Not sure sir. We ran into a bit of a problem."

"Eh? What's that?"

"Over there, sir." The man pointed off to the side of the dust cloud. Vimy followed. On the next range of hills was a similar group of cavalry standing about watching them. They didn't look friendly.

"Can you recognise them?"

"Not entirely sure sir, but I think they're Navarrese."

Vimy patted the man on the back. "Good work. Keep an eye on them. I'll report this back to Lieutenant Forster. Keep me posted."

He climbed back into the saddle and rode north with his escort back to the main army that had just crossed into Roussillon. To Vimy this was good news indeed. He longed for his first cavalry action, and he knew that whoever was creating the dust cloud was blocking the way to Perpignon, their destination. Yes sir. Very good news. He spurred his horse on faster.


September 26, 1559 - 6:14am

Captain was given the left flank of the army. The Army of the Holy Cross took the centre and the right.

Col. Buzzoni thought he was insulting Captain by denying him an honourable place in the battle lines. He thought it was good payback for the Inquisition slight from so many months ago.

He failed to realize that Captain was not insulted in the least. His position was most favourable as the Navarrese army of 4000 infantry was firmly entrenched on the rocky slopes of a rather steep hill and the Italians would be first to engage. Captain was anything if not a pragmatic man. He had no pretensions about battlefield honours. His men were valuable resources, and he hated to squander resources. He was quite content to let the Papal armies do the fighting.

He had his Lieutenants gathered about him. I was seated beside him, writing away.

"We shall hold position until ordered to do otherwise. Maintain a ready posture. The Italians are going to be in for a rough go of it. Buzzoni thinks he can brush them aside as we outnumber them three to one, but the Navarrese have made excellent use of their ground. I think the dear Colonel is in for a rude awakening. Forster?"

"Sir?"

"Take the cavalry and scout our wing and to the rear. Stay sharp. I don't think the enemy has much horse beyond the scouting party Vimy saw but you can never be too sure."

"Sir."

"Okay. Inform your sergeants everyone, then report back to me."


September 26, 1559 - 8:04am

"Hah! I win," Lapine said. "That square didn't even make it up the hill before breaking up. Look at them run."

I looked at Bondoc and he looked at me. We both looked at Storey. He looked pissed.

We were amusing ourselves by predicting which Papal squares would engage the enemy and how long they would last before breaking. The rough ground and defensive works the Navaresse had placed themselves behind were causing the Italian army no end of trouble. The rocky ground broke any attempt up the narrow slope made by the Italians who were then subjected to arquebus fire. By the time they reached the enemy they were disorganised and demoralized. The Navarrese pikes were the last straw. On a couple of instances well-timed counter charges by the Navarrese broke the Italian advance and caused them to flee downhill leaving much of their weapons and morning meal behind.

It wasn't long before another two squares of Italians marched out to try their luck.

"I say they make the pikes."

"I say they break before!"

"I say they gain a foothold!"

On and on. It had the makings of a long morning.


September 26, 1559 - 9:47am

Sergeant Vimy and his command were walking the horses over some rough ground several leagues to the east of the Companies main position when it happened. A column of Spanish horse appeared on a ridge up ahead and immediately spotted them. Vimy had moments to act. He had to get his men off the broken ground and onto favourable land. He looked about and saw a grassy knoll to his left. He began to lead his horse toward it urging his men to do likewise. The Spanish reacted and began to work their way around the ridge to ground level. It would be a race.

Vimy and his men won the race, but it was a short victory. The Spanish were charging full tilt. He mounted his horse and pulled his sword. His men joined him. They were about evenly matched in numbers, about fourty a side, but the Spanish had the momentum.

Vimy pointed his sword at the enemy and shouted, "For God and the Company!"

The Spanish smashed into them.


September 26, 1559 - 10:55am

Col. Buzzoni personally rode up to Captain. He had no choice. Captain refused to deal with his messengers.

The man was livid. It could have been embarrassment. His boys weren't doing so well.

"Captain. Why did you refuse my orders?"

Captain smiled that half-smile. "Orders? I thought they were updates. Your men appear to have things under control."

The Lieutenants turned away to hide their smiles. It would be impolite otherwise. I joined them.

"Their position is tougher than I thought," Buzzoni admitted. "Our men are exhausted and we need fresh troops."

"I see, so you're asking me to commit my men to take that hill?"

"Yes. I am... asking, Captain."

"Very well, Colonel. Give your men a rest. Lieutenants! To me!"


September 26, 1559 - 11:31am

I held my usual position beside MacPhearson. Walker was two to my right and Greer behind me. We held our pikes ready for the word. Captain had added a wrinkle to our march. He had incorporated a method to maintain order in our advance and hopefully unnerve the enemy at the same time. It apparently hailed from the Orient. At a signal, several men holding drums stepped to the front of our square and began to beat out a repetitive cadence. I had to admit it sounded impressive. At another signal we advanced.


September 26, 1559 - 11:43am

I stood with Captain and watched the two squares belonging to De La Croix and Thebarge move across the intervening ground to the beat of the drums. It sent shivers up my spine. It sure sounded better than the trumpets we used for signaling. I could make out Sergeant's Fournier, Storey, Misha, De Lion, Bloomfield, Rik, Simon, Hrdina and Nalivayko among others leading their commands.

Since only two squares could advance up the slope side by side Captain had decided to send his elite. He wanted to beat the Navarrese before the ground would beat them. Captain had another trick up his sleeve. Behind the squares all the arquebus men from every command followed. The Navarrese were about to be subjected to the withering fire of 800 guns.


September 26, 1559 - 12:10pm

I had never seen so many arquebus massed together in my life. The gunners were 40 abreast and at least 20 deep. They advanced on the Navarrese slowly. Each gunner primed would move to the front, fire and begin to reload. The next gunner would step in front of the man who had just fired and repeat the action. This is how we advanced up the hill. Sergeant Fournier called it advancement by introduction. It was slow work, but the Navarrese were suffering heavy casualties under the steady gunfire. As we got closer the enemy return fire became more sporadic. The Navarrese had taken to ducking low to escape the bullets. Unfortunately for them this had the undesired effect of exposing their own arquebus men to our advancing gunners. Eventually we were well within effective range of the arquebus which made it very hard for our men to miss any targets. Sergeant Bloomfield signaled us to make ready.

I hoisted my pike and braced my self. I looked to MacPhearson. He had done the same. He smiled grimly. The last battle we had been in he had taken a pike to the chest. I could imagine what was running through his mind now.

Two more arquebus ranks advanced, fired, then Lieutenant De La Croix gave the signal. We rushed the enemy screaming at the tops of our lungs while the Navarrese rose from their crouched positions and presented a wall of pikes.

I stumbled on a rock. I could see others doing the same. Now I understood the trouble the Italians had encountered during their repeated assaults, though I would never admit it to them.

Suddenly we were engaged. I thrust my pike over the shoulder of the man in front of me, stabbing a Navarrese soldier in the stomach. He dropped his pike to grab his belly and I jabbed again catching him in the throat. He fell dead. A pike head went by dangerously close to my head. I instinctively used the man in front of me as a shield, as I was sure that Greer behind me was doing the same with my body. I thrust blindly, feeling the pike sink into something soft and giving. I pulled back and thrust again. The man in front of me went down. I stepped into his place. There was only one Brother now between me and the enemy. I kept thrusting, moving forward, taking care with my footing. The man in front of me stumbled, but managed to keep himself upright and keep his pike thrusting. I was trying to protect him as much as possible. There was no way I wanted to be in the front line! He stepped high then came down. It took me a moment to realize he had cleared the shallow stone works the Navarrese had used for their defensive position. My foot found the stone wall and I too stepped up and over it.

A pike slid from nowhere and caught my leg. Damn it! The same leg I had injured at Malta. I tried to maintain my balance but I saw the ground approach swiftly. Next I knew feet were all around me pushing past. I grabbed my leg in agony, rocking back and forth moaning; "Not again. Not again. Not again."


September 26, 1559 - 12:15pm

"Lapine!" I shouted. I thrust wildly at the Navarrese that had impaled my friend. I missed. I pulled back and thrust again. Several other pikes joined mine and the enemy soldier crumpled. I stepped forward, jabbing with my weapon. Another step, and another. The Navarrese were moving back. I glanced over to Lapine. He was kneeling, head slumped on his chest, blood pooling at his feet. I felt a rage and thrust with a renewed frenzy, catching a footman in the shoulder. I twisted the pike free and jabbed again. The man dropped. I took another step forward. We were gaining ground steadily now. I could almost sense the enemy starting to break. It began with one soldier dropping his pike and running back through the ranks of his fellow soldiers. Then others did the same. Before long the Navarrese were routing.

I stopped and went to my knees, totally exhausted. My pike slid from weary hands.

Lapine!

I climbed to my feet and stumbled over to the man. Bondac and Facca were already with him.

"Lapine," I cried.

Bondac looked at me, his face mixed with exhaustion and emotion. He shook his head; "Sorry Hack. He's dead."


September 26, 1559 - 12:36pm

Captain was satisfied. In fact he was down right smug. He never said a word, but the look in his eyes spoke volumes. His ruse with the advancing arquebus had worked to perfection. Thebarge and De La Croix had dislodged the Navarrese and were halfheartedly pursuing them down the other side of the ridge. Soon Forster would return with the cavalry and the pursuit would be taken up in earnest. Most importantly though, the field belonged to us.


STOREY:

Storey and Bondac sat in what remained of the Navarrese defensive works. The battle had left them cover with sweat, blood and dirt. They shared a water skin and treated it like fine wine in toasting their survival and the added good fortune on not being wounded. Lapine lay a few feet away partially covered by an old blanket. The flies were already gathering on the body looking for a place to lay their eggs. Neither man said anything. They had been through this before and would be doing so again. Besides what do you say to the dead? "It was fun knowing you. Had a great time while you were alive. Keep your head down." It was enough to be sitting under the sun with the luxury of being alive and having a skin full of water to share.
 

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The Second Chronicle of the Free Company

The Third War Between France and Spain: 1558 - 1561


THE SPANISH CAMPAIGN - Continued



LIONHEART:

De Lion gazed on the grim view as the Papal guns continued their ceaseless hail of projectiles at the walls of the Catalan city. His men had opted for times between 120 and 175 days and the Lieutenant always took this as a reliable estimate before the fall of the city. It must be something about the French blood that gives one an instinct when it came to taking fortresses.

Most of his men were sitting around redressing wounds from the close quarter fighting against the Navarrese. Well at least the company had taught them a few lessons in the finer points of thrust, swipe and parry. Pity the Italians hadn't quite grasped some of these basic techniques that had cost them so dearly in men. Well they would have to learn.

For the time being, De Lion went back to the rocky outcrop about 800 metres from the city walls. Some of Vimy's scouts were patrolling the higher ground to the west for signs of any Navarrese relief force. They would of course be ready with the ever increasing defensive works rising by the day.

After their brief rest, De Lion called his men to order. Storey men were taking a break and his boys were to take over the work. The tunneling would continue through the night.


LORD DURHAM:

December 5, 1559 - 8:44am

Perpignan sat on a plain beside the Tet River, several miles from the Mediterranean Sea. It was heavily fortified due to it's strategic position between France and Spain, however the Papal and Company artillery were making relatively short work of its high walls.

This was an artilleryman's dream, according to d'Silva. The older fortifications, strong as they appeared to be, were no match for iron shot which shattered the stoneworks with impunity. It was the newer fortifications, the ones with a lower profile, thicker walls and construction of brick that were tougher to batter. d'Silva told me it was turning into a game of cat and mouse between artillery and fort construction. I decided to make diagrams of these places in addition to my writing chores. You would never know when the information would come in handy.


December 8, 1559 - 12:55pm

"I don't know why they bothered."

"Huh? Mortlock! What in God's name are you talking about?"

I was with MacPhearson and Walker. We were on sentry duty, keeping an eye on the city for any Spanish sorties. Not that any had happened to date.

"That Navarrese relief force, Walker," I continued. "Why did they bother attacking us last month? They were hopelessly outnumbered. It was senseless. I mean," I pointed at the city. "The Spanish garrison didn't even bother to help."

MacPhearson shrugged. "They were the wise ones, lad. I suppose the Navarrese felt they were honour bound by their alliance."

I was in a mood today. "Well I just don't see the sense of it. I'm glad Captain didn't make us take part in the slaughter."

Walker and MacPhearson looked at each other. "Looks like marriage has given the boy a conscience."

"Aye," MacPhearson said. "Let's hope that conscience doesn't get the boy killed."


December 13, 1559 - 5:13pm

The gates of Perpignan were wide open as the Spanish garrison walked unarmed from the city.

Lieutenant Forster sat on his horse with Sergeant's Vimy, Schumacher and the others watching the demoralized enemy shuffle south toward Spain. They were tasked with escorting the Spanish for a days march to make sure they kept their part of the terms of surrender then to return and take residence in the freshly conquered city.

"How's the arm, Vimy?"

"OK, Lieutenant," he replied, unconsciously flexing it. The skirmish had been a near thing. The Spanish cavalry were good, but he had managed to pull out with only a few casualties.

"Well it won't be long now. Two days and we'll be safely holed up in this city. Then we can see what the Spanish and French ladies have to offer."
Vimy managed a smile, "Suits me just fine, sir."


December 15, 1559 - 10:12am

Captain and Col. Buzzoni stood on the city walls facing the Tet river. I was seated near them, back against the wall and sketching a portion of the city.

"Well, Colonel. Now what?"

"I have sent dispatches to the Pope. I?m afraid we must wait to hear back."

"We are not strong enough to garrison Perpignan and march into Gerona."

Buzzoni sighed, "Captain, we do not see eye to eye on many things, but on this I agree with you. We need reinforcements before we can secure this city and march on. Without this city our supply lines can be cut. As I have stated, we will just have to wait for instructions."


January 10, 1560 - 11:17pm

Once again I was seated with Captain and Lord Admiral Colonna. This time we were waiting on the arrival of Col.Buzzoni.

"I never took you for the sneak-in-the-dark type, Admiral."

"Nor I, Captain. Unfortunately the Spanish presence in these waters is too high to risk a confrontation. So here I am, like a common thief."

The door flew open and in walked Buzzoni, clapping and rubbing his hands against the cold. He moved to the fire with barely a nod in the direction of Captain or the Admiral. Polite as always. I moved to close the door.

"Any mulled wine, boy?"

I looked at Captain. He shrugged. I went for some wine.

"Sorry, Colonel," Captain said. "No such luxuries here."

I gave him the drink and sat down, retrieving my tools.

"Well. What news, Admiral?"

"Our dear Pope Paulus is dead."

Stunned silence.

Colonna went on. "Somewhere around the 26th of December apparently. Word is he sent terms to the Spanish ambassador asking for Sardinia in exchange for peace. The Spanish refused and the poor Pope went into such a frenzy his heart gave out. Or so I am told."

"Now what?" Captain asked.

Colonna shrugged. "I'm afraid I don't know, gentlemen. The new Pope is a man by name of Giovanni Angelo de' Medici. A native of Milan if I'm not mistaken. He has taken the name Pope Pius IV."

Buzzoni turned from the fire to face us. "That is all well and good, but what does it mean to us? Once Spain finds this out they will make every effort to make life miserable for us. We need orders."

"Colonel, I have none to give. You will have to hold this place until the situation becomes clear."

"What a screw up," I mumbled to myself, a little too loudly. I could tell by the silence they had heard me. For once nobody jumped down my throat.


January 29, 1560 - 4:04pm

The Spanish herald was led into the hall appropriated by Col. Buzzoni after occupying Perpignan. I was there with Captain, Col. Buzzoni and Col. Arentino. They sat at an ornate table. I was off to the side. The tension was so thick you could cut the air with a sword.

The herald thought a lot of himself and his position. With a flourish he produced a document for Col. Buzzoni to read. The man looked at it for a few moments then resignedly handed it over to me. I was surprised. The Colonel couldn't read. I took the document and broke the seal, opening it and scanning the contents."

Buzzoni was his usual patient self. "Well?"

"A moment, please. My Spanish is a little rusty." Finally. "Spain and the Pope have agreed to peace. We are to return possession of Roussillons and Sardinia to the Spanish and the Papacy shall receive a fixed sum of money in return."

Everyone in the room relaxed. Word had reached us that Spanish and Navarrese armies approaching from different directions. We were afraid we would come under siege and spend the remainder of the war as prisoners, or worse.

Col. Buzzoni was actually gracious. "Thank you." He said to me. To the herald. "Your news is most welcome. I shall arrange quarters for you and a meal. I am sure you would wish to rest before the journey back."

The Spaniard made his thanks and left the room with Arentino.

Captain put it all in perspective. "That's making the best of a bad situation."

Col. Buzzoni could not disagree.


NALIVAYKO:

- God damn those Papists, - mumbled Nalivayko and emptied yet another glass of gorilka. The name came from the word 'fire' in Ukrainian and the drink was just that - fire. He then went back to his company of men - mostly Cossacks from Zaporozhian Sich, four Muscovites and couple of Orthodox Tatars from Kazan'.
- Shcho traylos', pane? - asked a young looking lad, who just started slicing the large piece of bacon. The seargent recalled he recruited him in Konotop.
- Nothing, - grumbled Nalivayko, - those Papists are worth than those greedy pigs in Venice. After all this fighting, after I lost three of my men trying to keep Spanish cavalry from finding our whereabouts, after all the blood and sweat and hunger and cold sober nights - after all that they settle for money?! Here, give me that!
He grabbed the bacon and tried to put the entire piece in his mouth. It didn't fit. Nalivayko kept trying. Finally, his younger comrade felt sorry for him:
- Do you want me to cut it for you, sarge? - he asked.
Tak, - replied Nalivayko, - cut here and here. - And he pointed at the corners of his mouth.



LORD DURHAM:

January 30, 1560 - 10:10am

"Look at the size of that guy," I said. "He's bigger than you MacPhearson."

"Aye, but can he fight?"

"Gossiping again, my darlings?" Sgt. Bloomfield had approached from behind. The man had a horrible knack for showing up out of nowhere. "Talking about the new sergeant already?"

Walker turned around. "Sergeant? He just arrived the other day. Captain made him a sergeant?"

Sgt. Bloomfield had the smug look of a man who knew a secret and was itching to be asked to share.

Givens eyeballed me and I eyeballed MacPhearson. We went into the nonchalant 'what-who-me-care' mode.

After a few moments Sgt. Bloomfield volunteered, "Well since you all asked, he didn't come in by himself. He brought in some needed reinforcements. A group of Dutchmen mainly. They asked to join."

I said, "And Captain trusts him?"

Sgt. Bloomfield crossed his arms. "Captain trusts anyone who comes into camp with a wagon load of Spanish heads."

MacPhearson's grin was feral. "Sounds like my kind of guy."

Bloomfield nodded. "There's two other new sergeants too. Both came up through Fridman's regiment. One is named Jonathon Edward Elias Penderton."

I whistled, "That's quite a handle."

Walker said, "Could almost do to call him by his initials."

Unfortunately since none of us could read or write we would have to see Clerk about that.

"How about the other? "Greer asked.

"Names Xanadu. Sergeant Xanadu to you has-beens. Don't ask me what nationality he is. Could very well be a nickname."

Givens piped in, "The big guy over there. The one that collects heads. What's his name?"

Sergeant Bloomfield looked at us with a shit eating grin, "Barkdreg."

"Well we'll introduce them to Walker's loaded dice later," I said. "I for one want to go home."

The sentiment was echoed by all.


STOREY:

The tavern was full and the drinks were slow in coming as Storey and the new man Barkdreg talked. Storey's men had talked him into trying to find out anything he could about this strange Dutchman and his group. The news of the wagon of heads had grown from a pile to a mountain in a matter of hours.

"So who did you serve under before coming here?"

"An idiot."

Why an idiot?

"Because he was."

"Ah, where about was this?"

"Up north."

"Where up north?"

"North"

"You don't talk much do you?"

"Nope."

Sigh. This was going to be harder than he thought. Maybe a different tack was needed.

"What do you think of the Captain?"

"I joined didn't I."

"That's true. But I was wondering why join us? There's plenty of commands to join up with."

"This group seems to actually do some fighting. No fighting, no spoils of war."

The drinks finally arrived and Storey realizing that he had learned nothing tried one last time.

"I noticed that the sword you carry is of a Polish design. Taken while fighting for or against them?"

"Present from my mother long ago. She gave it to me for being a good boy and killing no one before the fall harvest. They needed everyone that year to bring in the crops."

Storey smiled and decided that he really didn't need to know more about his new companion. This might be a good man to have at your side come what may. Besides it was Barkdreg's turn to buy.


BARKDREG:

That Storey fellow looked real stupid, allways asking questions, wanting to know everything. Barkdreg was amusing himself by giving
the most stupid answers he could come up with. Bah, a Polish sword, no sir, it was Turkish. Some fat pasha tried to stab him with the thing. The mans head was now in Barkdreg's collection.

"Hey barkdreg, you're turn to buy a drink!"
oh great Storey again

Barkdreg ordered 4 beers, 1 for Storey and 3 for himself.
The serving girl brougth the drinks and he trhew her the payment.
She caught it, looked at it and started screaming.

"What did you give her?"
"A ring."
"Why is she screaming if it's just a ring?"
"The finger of the former owner is still in it. Now stop talking and start drinking."


STOREY:

Storey was outside in the morning sun sitting on the steps leading to his room. He had a towel drenched in water around his neck and his head was hanging down. Sgt. Nalivayko walked up and rubbed his chin while taking in the pitiful sight.

"I heard you talked with the new man, Barkdreg."

"Yea, I had the opportunity to get to know him a little and I do mean a little."

"Well what did you learn."

"Well, with him I think one grunt means yes and two grunts means no."

Nalivayko just stood watching Storey not quite sure what he was saying. "Maybe I should go and see for myself if that's the best you can do."

"Find suit yourself. By the way do you wear rings?"

Nalivayko didn't even try to figure that out he just muttered something about English jokes being fit only for fools and strode off.


NALIVAYKO:

As soon as he walked into tavern Nalivayko shrugged off the thoughts of Storey and his odd stories. In the corner he saw a rather large man: presumably that was famous Barkdreg. He was drinking beer and was minding his own business. On the table, next to his left arm there was a familiar looking weapon of Turkish origin (only an Anglo-Saxon could have mistaken it for a Polish saber). Barkdreg caught his look and took another sip of beer.

- Dobriden', - said Nalivayko.
- Same to you, - replied Barkdreg.
- Saw many of those in Anatolia, - Nalivayko nodded in the direction of the sword.
- Had a great party there with Bayda Vyshnevetskiy, - he continued. - Got myself this here pistol, but on the way back lost my pipe. Ought to make another visit and burn a town or two to find it.
Barkdreg smiled:
- Turks can be dreadful hosts.
- So they can, - agreed Nalivayko. - Ever been to Turkey?
- I've been around, - said Barkdreg.
- So did I. Buy you a beer?
- Wouldn't hurt.
- Didn't think so.

They went on drinking beer, Nalivayko wondering about Storey and his words. Ring? How could anybody picture him wearing a ring? A man should not wear rings, not if he wants to be treated like one. An ear-ring, now that's totally different. Many Cossacks wore those. Nalivayko had a golden one in form of a cross. It was a sign of the only son in the family to keep a man from being recruited to the army. Of course, in his case the ring didn't help much - he ran to the Sich when he was sixteen. Anyway, where was he? Ah, Barkdreg. Looks like a good fighter...for a Westerner, of course. Wouldn't mind to have the man on his side, that's for sure. As for Storey... gotta go to the the market in the morning and buy some fresh sardines.



STOREY:

The tavern was full and the drinks were slow in coming as Storey and the new man Barkdreg talked. Storey's men had talked him into trying to find out anything he could about this strange Dutchman and his group. The news of the wagon of heads had grown from a pile to a mountain in a matter of hours.

"So who did you serve under before coming here?"

"An idiot."

Why an idiot?

"Because he was."

"Ah, where about was this?"

"Up north."

"Where up north?"

"North"

"You don't talk much do you?"

"Nope."

Sigh. This was going to be harder than he thought. Maybe a different tack was needed.

"What do you think of the Captain?"

"I joined didn't I."

"That's true. But I was wondering why join us? There's plenty of commands to join up with."

"This group seems to actually do some fighting. No fighting, no spoils of war."

The drinks finally arrived and Storey realizing that he had learned nothing tried one last time.

"I noticed that the sword you carry is of a Polish design. Taken while fighting for or against them?"

"Present from my mother long ago. She gave it to me for being a good boy and killing no one before the fall harvest. They needed everyone that year to bring in the crops."

Storey smiled and decided that he really didn't need to know more about his new companion. This might be a good man to have at your side come what may. Besides it was Barkdreg's turn to buy.


BARKDREG:

That Storey fellow looked real stupid, allways asking questions, wanting to know everything. Barkdreg was amusing himself by giving
the most stupid answers he could come up with. Bah, a Polish sword, no sir, it was Turkish. Some fat pasha tried to stab him with the thing. The mans head was now in Barkdreg's collection.

"Hey barkdreg, you're turn to buy a drink!"
oh great Storey again

Barkdreg ordered 4 beers, 1 for Storey and 3 for himself.
The serving girl brougth the drinks and he trhew her the payment.
She caught it, looked at it and started screaming.

"What did you give her?"
"A ring."
"Why is she screaming if it's just a ring?"
"The finger of the former owner is still in it. Now stop talking and start drinking."


STOREY:

Storey was outside in the morning sun sitting on the steps leading to his room. He had a towel drenched in water around his neck and his head was hanging down. Sgt. Nalivayko walked up and rubbed his chin while taking in the pitiful sight.

"I heard you talked with the new man, Barkdreg."

"Yea, I had the opportunity to get to know him a little and I do mean a little."

"Well what did you learn."

"Well, with him I think one grunt means yes and two grunts means no."

Nalivayko just stood watching Storey not quite sure what he was saying. "Maybe I should go and see for myself if that's the best you can do."

"Find suit yourself. By the way do you wear rings?"

Nalivayko didn't even try to figure that out he just muttered something about English jokes being fit only for fools and strode off.


NALIVAYKO:

As soon as he walked into tavern Nalivayko shrugged off the thoughts of Storey and his odd stories. In the corner he saw a rather large man: presumably that was famous Barkdreg. He was drinking beer and was minding his own business. On the table, next to his left arm there was a familiar looking weapon of Turkish origin (only an Anglo-Saxon could have mistaken it for a Polish saber). Barkdreg caught his look and took another sip of beer.

- Dobriden', - said Nalivayko.
- Same to you, - replied Barkdreg.
- Saw many of those in Anatolia, - Nalivayko nodded in the direction of the sword.
- Had a great party there with Bayda Vyshnevetskiy, - he continued. - Got myself this here pistol, but on the way back lost my pipe. Ought to make another visit and burn a town or two to find it.
Barkdreg smiled:
- Turks can be dreadful hosts.
- So they can, - agreed Nalivayko. - Ever been to Turkey?
- I've been around, - said Barkdreg.
- So did I. Buy you a beer?
- Wouldn't hurt.
- Didn't think so.

They went on drinking beer, Nalivayko wondering about Storey and his words. Ring? How could anybody picture him wearing a ring? A man should not wear rings, not if he wants to be treated like one. An ear-ring, now that's totally different. Many Cossacks wore those. Nalivayko had a golden one in form of a cross. It was a sign of the only son in the family to keep a man from being recruited to the army. Of course, in his case the ring didn't help much - he ran to the Sich when he was sixteen. Anyway, where was he? Ah, Barkdreg. Looks like a good fighter...for a Westerner, of course. Wouldn't mind to have the man on his side, that's for sure. As for Storey... gotta go to the the market in the morning and buy some fresh sardines.


Thus ends the second chronicle in the History of the Free Company.
 

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The Third Chronicle of the Free Company


The Wars of No Gain, Lots of Pain: 1567 - 1572


THE AUSTRIAN CAMPAIGN



LORD DURHAM:

August 14, 1567 - 2:44pm

Bondac, Facca, Eustice, myself and several others sat around a carved up table that served as furniture in 'The Neutered Whale', the Companies own tavern. It was the Companies tavern by virtue of the fact in sat smack in the center of the Freeman quarter of Palermo. This had been our home for the past fourteen or so years. The population had grown used to us and we had grown used to the population. Many of the men were married or shacked up and had their own children. Indeed many of the children that had come over from our original home of Taranto as babes-in-arms were old enough to lift pike, arquebus or pistol. Well, the pistol was easy. It was the latest toy that those who invent things had come up with. Already it was being put to good use by the armies of Europe. Captain was no exception.

Things had been reasonably peaceful these last years, though that didn't mean we did not fight. Quite the contrary, Captain kept us sharp by hiring us out to different countries on the mainland with two provisos. He never committed the entire Company at one time and he never took arms against Papal allies. Even I could see the sense in that.

"So Hack, what do you think?"

"Huh?" I could be so intelligent at times. Bondoc was asking me something.

"He's off dreaming again."

"Probably dreaming about getting laid."

"Yeah, well he'll dream for a long time."

"We should ask Sergeant Barkdreg to take him out on the town."

I glanced over to the other side of the tavern. Sergeant's Storey, Nalivayko and Barkdreg were in a heated conversation about something. Actually most of the heat seemed to be coming from Barkdreg. I wondered what Captain saw in this loose cannon, but Captain was a good judge of men. And Captain was the only man Barkdreg actually showed respect to, outside of Sergeant Nalivayko, but that was probably for other reasons. Why Storey hung with them went beyond me. Death wish maybe.

I shuddered. "Turn me over to the Inquisiton."

Facca shouted, "Hear that? Hack wants to go talk to the Inquisition."

I whacked him in the shoulder, "Shut up. What if they hear you?"

Facca picked up a cup and examined it, "Don't see them in here." He held it up to Eustice's face. "See anyone?"

Eustice was all limbs and adams apple. Someone once commented he could eat apples through a fence. "Nope."

"See Hack. Even Eustice sees no Inquisition."

I sighed, "What did you ask me?"

Bondoc thought for a second. "Oh yeah. The name change. So many of the new guys have shortened the Freeman Company to the Free Company that Captain wants to take a vote on it."

In a moment of inspiration I said, "Oh. Doesn't matter to me one way or the other."

Facca said, "Only guy that'll be put out will probably be Clerk. You know how he's all tradition and history and stuff."

We all agreed Clerk would have a fit and went back to drinking.


August 28, 1567 - 9:32am

Lieutenant Forster was popping blood vessels. He turned around in disgust and faced Lieutenant's Thebarge and De La Croix who were seated on a wooden fence calmly watching the proceedings. They did their best to look serious. Forster counted to ten and turned back around to face his cavalry. Thebarge and De La Croix burst out laughing.

"Think his guys will ever get the hang of it?"

Thebarge almost fell backwards off the fence. "Let's hope so. Captain wants to see this 'caracole' maneuver in action before the week is out."

They watched as Sergeant Vimy led the men through the procedure once more. The cavalry began a trot to the targets but as they continued moving the trot became a quick gait then turned into a gallop. Suddenly the horses reared and turned in a myriad of directions as the front line drew their pistols and attempted to bring them to bear on the target dummies. The shots went everywhere. Only a few hits were scored and three men were grazed by bullets. An errant shot sent Thebarge and De La Croix scrambling off the fence.

"Trot you maggots!? Vimy screamed. "Trot! This is not a bloody race! Even at a trot infantry can't reach you!" To illustrate he kneed his horse forward and approached the straw dummies until he was about ten paces away. He pulled his pistol, aimed deliberately and pulled the trigger. The pistol misfired, sending a white cloud of acrid smelling smoke up into the air.

Thebarge and De La Croix decided to take a walk and were joined a few moments later by Forster.


September 16, 1567 - 5:34pm

The music ended and I bowed to my wife Maria. She curtsied and we left the dance floor along with dozens of other couples. We saw little Gordon with a group of his friends. Well, at 10 years of age he was not quite so little anymore.

We were at the quarterly Company ball that Captain insisted everyone attend whether we were married or not. He was a traditionalist about family. Not only the mercenary type of family but the wives and girlfriends and children we inevitably picked up along the way. It was also a good time to meet the new recruits and make them feel at home.

We had arranged a nanny to watch over our younger children Duncan, 7 and Catharine, 5 while we attended this function. Walker, Givens and Greer had left their young ones at our apartment too, as it was kind of a central spot for everybody to gather.

Maria and I sat down with the others at a long bench. The children were playing behind us.

"Is it true what I hear Givens?" I asked. "You seriously thinking of retiring and getting into dry goods?"

Givens shrugged. The years had not been overly kind to him. He was pushing 50 and had his share of injuries to show for it. An arquebus misfire a few years back had taken part of his right ear and cost his hearing from that side. He had found a wife who saw beyond his ruined face and married him for the good natured man that he was. "Just a thought Mortlock. I have a chance to buy a storefront down the dock a ways. I'd be a fool not to consider it."

"No one calls you a fool, Givens," said MacPhearson. He sat like I always remembered him. One hand on his knee and the other on his hip.

I took a long look at the man I considered my best friend. He was definitely over 50 though it was hard to tell by looking at him. Some Scots never seemed to age. "Maybe you should partner with him?" I said.

MacPhearson raised an eyebrow, "You be trying to get rid of me lad? Just cause I always beat you at dice is no reason to be talking like that."

Maria grabbed his arm in a brotherly fashion, "I think my husband is right Mac." Only she could call him that and get away with it. "You've seen enough bloodshed. Why don't you let the younger ones have some fun."

That's my wife. At one time she wouldn't be caught dead talking like that, treating death so callously. But when you lived with mercenaries it kind of gave you a different perspective on what to be thankful for.

MacPhearson's laughter was like a deep rumble, "Thank ye lassie, but I be thinking I have a few more years left in these bones."

Walker said, "I think you should do it Givens. A lot of the veterans have already gone into business. At least a dozen own farms, several have gone into shipping. Even a few have become successful merchants. I think you should do it."

One of the girls brought a round of drinks. My wife took hers, clinked the glass against mine and downed the wine in two gulps, flashing me a big smile that screamed of 'later'. I sighed. That's my wife.


December 4, 1567 - 7:12pm

The 'Vizzini', a transport sloop, tacked its way toward Palermo. In the distance Captain and I could see the candle lit apartment, church and tavern windows which outlined the sprawling town and acted as a guide for the sloop's captain.

We were leaning against the rail watching the town we called home beckon closer. The only sounds was the creaking of the wooden ship and distant sounds of merriment floating across the water from Palermo.

"Helena will be glad to see you after all these months I warrant." Captain said.

Gone were the days when I was a kid who hung around just out of sight of Captain and his Lieutenants recording events as I saw them. I was now a member of Captain's command staff and was even consulted on major decisions. That was mainly due to my access to the Company histories.

I was no longer the only Company man that could read or write either. There were now several that had either been hired or I had taken the time to teach outright. Given the amount of downtime we enjoyed I had taken it upon myself to open a school for the Companies children and taught them whatever limited knowledge I had.

I regarded Captain. He was gray now. His hair was an iron colour that fell to his shoulders. It was not the current style in Rome, from where we had just come, but Captain was never one to follow style. He did what suited him. His body was still muscular, but it definitely had a weather beaten look to it. Age was catching up to the man.

"I can hardly wait to see Helena Captain. It's been several months."

Captain sighed, "That it has. Unfortunately we have our political games to play and that means long tedious trips from home."

"I wonder if news has arrived ahead of us?" I asked.

In the dark I could hear Captain sigh. He sounded weary. "Hard to say Clerk. We were one of the first ships out of Rome."

"Well if they haven't I wonder how thrilled they will be?"

Captain sighed again, "The young ones will be eager. It's us old vets that will have to shake off the malaise."

"Malaise?"

"Aye Clerk. It's no secret a lot of the veterans are thinking it's time to retire."

"Well then Captain, I guess the news we are at war with Poland-Lithuania won't sit well will it?"


FOURNIER:

5 years ago, Sergeant Fournier had finally decided the time had come for him to step down and retire. Whan he announced his decision to his wife Marguerite she had been overjoyed but when he told her they were taking over 'The Neutered Whale', the tavern the Company men frequented, she became very, very angry and then refused to talk to him for almost a week. Fournier thought she was gonna leave him. Boy, if he could have foreseen the fit she'd have when their eldest son came to tell them he had signed to the Company, he'd have known the reaction over the tavern was just small stuff. She'd accused him of wanting to see his children die, and that was the mildest thing she told him, in private and in public, for the following month. In the end it was only because her son left to fight in Germany and she became worried as they got no news for 6 months that she quieted down. But today was a great day : at 21 young Fournier, now having acquired experience and a few scars, had been chosen by his Sergeant and promoted to Corporal, attaining a rank his father had needed four more years to reach. Apparently, although his martial skills were good, it was in fact his litterary skills that had made the difference, as Corporal Fournier was one of the few who had stuck to his studies with Clerk and was able to read and count. That knowledge stood him in good stead recently when after his squad intercepted some messenger, he had been able to read his dispatches and so warn his Lieutenant of this impending arrival of reinforcement for the ennemy; this had enabled the officers to prepare an ambush and saved problems all around for his comrades. Fournier was proud of his son's achievements and so, to celebrate his promotion he'd invited all the lad's friends and mates to come to the tavern have some fun. Of course with the promise of free booze most of the Company men had descended on the tavern!


LORD DURHAM:

February 26, 1568 - 12:02pm

The Lieutenants, Sergeants, Captain and myself sat around the finely crafted long tables that former Sergeant Fournier had furnished in his massive renovations of 'The Neutered Whale'. It had been no secret that Fournier was one of those veterans who was ready to pack it in. When the opportunity had come up to purchase the Company watering hole five years ago from its previous owner Fournier had found the lure of career change to be much too strong. He had met with Captain and expressed his desires and as much as Captain hated to see his most senior Sergeant go, felt he owed that man his discharge and wished Sergeant Fournier well.

Until December of last year little had been done to the tavern since the change in ownership until Captain and I had returned from Rome with the news of war. Captain called his Lieutenants to meet him at the tavern and during the meeting he caught his brand new cloak on a wooden spur at the edge of the table they had sat at. Nothing was said at the time but a week later Captain walked in and called on the former Sergeant to join him for a drink. I was not present at the time but the gist of the story had Captain dropping a pouch of gold on the table telling Fournier that it wouldn't do to have his men drink in such a ramshackle building. Arrangements had been made with the warehouse owners next door to sell their building to the Company. This building in turn was to be donated to Fournier to be added to his present establishment and the gold was to cover the costs of renovating the whole lot so the Company would have a proper place to go for drinks, meetings and partying. Without another word Captain left and said he'd return when the establishment had reopened.

Captain was not disappointed. We were led to a back room which served very well as a meeting hall. A map of Europe had been set up on one of the walls and the officers waited intently on Captain to speak.

"Gentlemen," Captain began. "Let me recap the obvious. France, Bavaria, Savoy and our erstwhile employer Italy is at war with Poland-Lithuania, Persia, Austria, and Pommerania. As you know we have been asked to participate but we have not as yet committed ourselves. To be frank, I have serious reservations about this war." He walked over to the map. "The majority of action is taking place around Tyrol and the surrounding area. For the Papal armies to campaign effectively they will have to travel to Nice and journey up through Helvetia, across into Tyrol and down into Austria. Austria is the only country the Papacy can conceivably attack."

"What about the Poles?" Sergeant Bloomfield asked. "What about that fleet that was reported sailing into the Aegean."

"Yes, Sergeant Bloomfield. Admiral Colonna has been ordered to Apulia to further assess the actions of this Polish fleet."

Storey said, "That means we won't be traveling anywhere by water soon then."

Sergeant Storey wondered why everybody laughed. "What? It wasn't a stupid question!"

From the rear of the room came Sergeant Barkdreg's guttural voice. "Aye. The question's not stupid."

Storey looked at Sergeant Nalivayko with a puzzled look, "What's he mean by that."

Nalivayko jerked his head back at Captain. "Shhh. Listen up."

"My understanding is that the Pope plans on sending an army to Nice to prosecute the war."

Everyone spoke at once and Captain let them go. The common theme of the shouts and conversations had to do with the Pope's mental faculties, or lack thereof. After several moments Captain held up his hand. The room quieted.
"Once again we have been offered good money by the Pope, but as I said at the top I have serious reservations. For one we will be doing a lot of marching through mountainous lands and for another we will be literally surrounded by enemies once we enter Austria."

"Assuming the war isn't over by then," De La Croix cracked.

Captain nodded. "Yes. Assuming that." Captain paced. It usually meant he had something difficult to say. Finally. "It is my desire to not commit the entire Free Company but to... Sergeant Barkdreg. Put your arm down. I know you're volunteering. Just let me finish. Thank you. If nothing comes of the Polish fleet in the Aegean, and Admiral Colonna arrives in Palermo I will ask for volunteers. I want no more than two regiments, about 800 men, 100 horse for recon and d'Silva's artillery."

"How will we get those guns over the mountains Captain?" Sergeant Vimy asked.

"Very carefully." Lieutenant Forster replied.

Captain passed his hand over his head. "That's it for now, gentlemen. We wait. In the meantime I say we should give Fournier's newly renovated establishment a proper Company introduction."

As the men began to bolt for the main tavern Captain shouted, "And Barkdreg! Behave yourself!"

The officers scrambled for the tables and Fournier sent his serving girls out into the throng with pitchers of beer and platters of meat, bread and cheese.

Sergeant Misha shouted, "Hey old friend. New look, new name!"

"Yeah Fournier. How about 'Demipied's""

"Or 'Company's Lament'!"

"Maybe the 'Raw Sardine'."

I could hear Storey's voice in the background, "Who said that?"


March 10, 1568 - 8:47am

Lord Admiral Colonna, Captain and myself stood on the deck of the 'Bella Donna II'. This ship was a newly commissioned galleon which the Admiral now used as his flagship, though he had retained the name. One of these days I would ask him about it. The Polish-Lithuanian fleet run into a storm outside the Aegean and retreated back towards the Black Sea. The Admiral had subsequently been ordered to Palermo.

d'Silva's Babies had been wrestled aboard during the night while the horses were being led on now. Elsewhere the volunteers slowly filed up the planks, gear in hand.

I was not surprised that the veterans had volunteered almost to a man. Perhaps many thought it would be one of their last campaigns. I wasn't sure. What I did know was my fourteen years plus with the Free Company had been an experience I would not have traded for anything. Well, almost anything. It was kind of sad watching these men grow old before your eyes. It seemed not so long ago I was just the kid Clerk.

On the deck were the usual throngs of well-wishers and worried wives. Unlike the last major Italian campaign nine years before the ratio of babes to young grown men and women was quite different. It wouldn't be long before many of these would follow in the footsteps of Corporal Fournier.

I found that part mildly amusing. The young Corporal, one of my brightest students I might add, had volunteered. A chip off the old block I would say. Therefore I was quite shocked at the reaction from his father. The elder Fournier and his wife Marguerite were quite put out with the notion and dearly wished their boy wouldn't go. And yet if memory served me right, the former Sergeant Fournier was usually the first to step to the front when it came to volunteering. Though now-a-days that role has been taken over by Sergeant Barkdreg and his 'Mad Dutchmen'.

Nevertheless Msr. Fournier and his wife were biding their son a tearful farewell. I knew Captain had purposely assigned the boy to Sergeant Misha?s command so he would definitely be in good hands.

"Hey." Admiral Colonna said, pointing to two men struggling with a box as they brought it on board. We could all catch a whiff. "That smells like fish! What are they doing?"

Captain chuckled. "That's Sergeant's Nalivayko and Barkdreg."

Colonna said, "Barkdreg? Barkdreg. Not the Barkdreg?"

Captain smiled. "That's the one."

Admiral Colonna whistled. "How'd you tame him?"

Captain shrugged. "Not sure. Mutual respect maybe. Anyway, if you're wondering what the box is for you'll see soon enough after we get underway."

The Admiral looked at me in a pleading gesture.

I pointed, "See that man in the red sash saying goodbye to the group of ladies over there by the stack of boxes?"

"Uh huh. Oh. That's Sergeant Storey." Lord Admiral Colonna had a long memory. He began to laugh.

"What Sergeant Vimy started years ago those two have eagerly continued. Let's just say that Sergeant Storey is in for a very rough ride."


BARKDREG:

Storey was standing on his regular spot feeling a little sea sick when he heard a sound. Slowly he turned around and saw Barkdreg and
Nalivayko both with a big smile.

"What's up boy's?"

Nalivayko answered
"How are you today Sergeant, feeling hungry? Want some sardines?"

Storey started to look green.

"Nah, he don't want sardines."
"But he looks hungry, he hasn't eaten for 3 days."
"I know, but I brought him a Dutch speciality, works against sea
sickness."

Storey started to look a little happier.

"What is it? Give it!"

Barkdreg pushed something under Storey's nose, it smelled sour and fishy.

"Dutch speciality, herring in sour cream."

Storey felt his stomach lurch, turned green and then pale white, turned around and threw up.

Laughing loudly 2 men walked away.


FOURNIER:

Corporal Fournier felt excited. It was his first campaign with a sizable part of the Company and this time most of the veterans were present. He was really looking forward to the fighting under the Captain and Sergeant Misha; to think that he was now under the direct orders of his father's old comrades, those about whom he'd heard stories about when his father came back from campaign whose gruesome details he'd shared with his children when their mother was not around, was a heady thought. To add to the atmosphere, they were heade toward Nice, the same port his father had sailed to on his last campaign. Of course after that they'd be going north and east into the mountains to fight the Austrians and the Poles. He could not understand what the Pope hoped to gain in this war but that was allright, as long as he got paid he would fight. Maybe he would also be able to grab some nice piece of loot, there was this girl in Palermo that had been quite friendly just before his departure...
Of course some of the NCO were intimidating. Sarges Barkdreg and Nalivayko in particular seemed to have a reputation of fierceness bordering on madness as well as a sometimes wicked sense of humour, right on the black side. These two were currently playing some game at Sergeant Storey's expense. He'd heard a lot about Storey and his peculiarities when on board listening to his father and his friends. Well Sergeant Storey's stomach might not agree with sea-travel but he sure had a way with the girls; no less than five of them had made their farewells to him that he knew of just before they took ship. The young Corporal would not might getting seasick if he could get that much success in that field. But then again, maybe it was the scar. He would have to think on how to gain one like that, not too bad but big and visible enough that it showed you were a true fighting man. He would to be careful though, it would be stupid to end up crippled just because he'd wanted a scarred face; he could already hear his mother's shouts and tears if he proved so idiotic!


VIMY:

Poor Storey.

Sgt. Vimy was just coming up the stairs from the holds below deck when Nalivayko and Barkdreg were finishing up their latest round of fun at Storey?s expense. At least all of the old sailors from previous campaigns had retired or moved on, and none of this new crew seemed to know of the old superstition that rubbing the man?s behind would provide good luck and safe passage while at sea. Sailors and their inane beliefs! Maybe he should spread the word again?

The horses down below were in fairly good shape and were being well looked after by Fangio, the stable master. Fangio had insisted that his assistants were more than capable of looking after things in Palermo for a while, and that his animals on campaign would need his personal attention. Lt. Forster had agreed, and so Fangio was running around below decks clucking like a mother hen at the inexcusable conditions that his poor horses were being forced to tolerate. Half of Vimy?s squad was being transported by the Bella Donna II, a ship with copious cargo capacity, while the rest of the cavalry was spread throughout the fleet.

This would be Vimy?s last campaign. Of that he was certain. Older, perhaps a little wiser, Vimy just felt that he didn?t really have what it took to continue with the daily grind of being a soldier for much longer. He was looking forward to this war though. Hopefully it would offer some opportunities for loot, and wars had a funny way of presenting unforeseen possibilities. Carpe diem. Seize the day. Vimy had always lived by that motto, and this would be one of his last chances to do so again.

Vimy smiled as Barkdreg and Navilayko walked past him, with Storey in the background looking a particularly unattractive shade of pale green. He noticed a deckhand looking worriedly at some ominous storm clouds on the distant horizon?

"That looks to be a nasty storm brewing. I wonder if we?ll be able to outrun it."

"I dunno sir, the winds gone and shifted. I?d say that were in for a spankin?. You?re horses won?t like it one bit sir."

"They?re used to worse. This crew looks a little green though, how old are you?"

"Sixteen sir. We?ll be all right, the crew I mean, but the weather in these parts can be real shifty. I just wish that we had priest with us on board. For good luck, know what I mean?"

Vimy smiled to himself, and leaned in toward the deckhand and in a conspiratorial whisper told him:

"See that old sergeant over there? Well his name?s Storey, and previous crews that we?ve sailed with over the years thought he was a good luck charm. They?d rub his butt you see, and we?d always have a safe passage. Can?t say for sure whether there?s anything to it, but one never knows about the mysterious workings of the Good Lord?"

As Vimy went aft to see the Captain, the deckhand was left looking appraisingly at Storey?s behind, now displayed prominently for all who cared to see as he doubled over the railing and retched down the now-stained sides of the Bella Donna once more?


STOREY:

Storey finally got Maria to let him go and had managed to kiss Larina quickly before he turned to his his oldest son and embraced him.
"I know you've heard this before but you're going to have to be the man of the family while I'm gone."
His son stood just a little shorter than him, somewhat quicker, a little more muscle and on top of it all was almost as good looking. In fact he was already having to divide his time between more that one interested female. Fortunately he was more interested in the company and in fighting to have caused any problems with the local women, or should I say irate mothers. He had wanted to go along on this expedition but Storey had managed to get him to stay with the promise that when he returned he would put his son up for an enlistment with the company. As Storey turned away toward the ship he felt a tug at his knee and realized that his youngest daughter from Lupina was waiting for a hug. He knelt down and gave her a squeeze and a light kiss. As he stood up his knees gave off a snaping crackling sound. A few started looks from some around him didn't bother him as much as the soreness that was occurring more and more as the years went by. He had better get a move on before more of his extended family showed up to say goodbye. He hated good-byes. As he turned to go aboard the ship the old fear started to gnaw in his stomach. He told himself that maybe this time he would get his sea legs. Why he might even have a sardine or two with Barkdreg and Nalivayko. So with a brave stride and a proud tilt to his head he walked up the gangplank and boarded. He found that he indeed had obtain his sea legs. While tied to the pier he was as seasoned as any sailor in the fleet. Unfortunately once they pasted the breakwater he found himself assuming the position and feeding the fish.
Hmmm he thought. The water seems greener than he remembered.
 

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I bet you've all heard the expression to "kiss the Blarney stone." But only the erudite and those with a penchant for the arcania of nautical trivia know the origin of the phrase to "caress the Storey butt". (Note that the uninitiated often write "caress the story butt," which is incorrect, of course.)
 

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Aye, and many a hand caressed that 'sorry' butt.

And don't forget that it gave rise to that other bit of everlasting nautical 'Storey lore': "Do you want that with sardines?"
 

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I can picture it. :)

And there was this piece of Company lore:

Sergeant Fournier had half a mind to give the recruit half a boot across half his ass.
 

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The Third Chronicle of the Free Company


The Wars of No Gain, Lots of Pain: 1567 - 1572


THE AUSTRIAN CAMPAIGN - continued




LORD DURHAM:

April 15, 1568 - 4:19am

The Papal fleet slipped into Nice before much of the population had stirred. Corporal Fournier wondered why Sergeant Storey was the first to leap to the dock and kiss the sea-encrusted wood so enthusiastically.

Sergeant De Lion merely commented that Storey was a devoutly religious man.

A Captain DiLaurentus made himself available to Captain and gave directions where the men were to set camp. It would definitely not be the city. In fact the city was off limits except for the officers. Captain was assured that merchants and hawkers would be present at the chosen camp sight for the men to purchase what they would need and find entertainment until orders came to march.

Captain sent Lieutenant Thebarge ahead to check out the site for himself while he directed De La Croix to supervise the unloading.

On the way to meet with the current Italian commander Captain was informed that a combined French and Savoyard army had defeated the Austrians in Tyrol sometime in February and were besieging the capital as we spoke. Their numbers were said to be around 130000 men.

Captain suggested we should march to join them as soon as possible but the Italian commander begged off, wishing to wait for reinforcements. Captain was not pleased.


July 10, 1568 - 4:55pm

"Captain, may I present to you Colonel Varese, commander of the Army of the Holy Cross," Captain DiLaurentus said.

Captain bowed shortly. "We have met in Rome Colonel."

Varese waved a hand in dismissal, "Ah yes. I remember. The Ambassador's Ball. Captain, I suggest we get down to business." We all moved to chairs. "With my reinforcements the Papal army numbers somewhere over 21000 men and 50 guns. I understand that Tyrol is still under siege. I suggest we march to help before the week is out."

Captain was stone-faced. "You have heard the rumours that Poland-Lithuania is rolling over most of the allied armies and threatening Tyrol?"

Varese waved his hand again, "I have seen the reports. What are you suggesting?"

I could see Captain?s jaw grinding. I knew what he wanted to suggest but finally he said, "I'm suggesting nothing except exercising extreme caution."

The Colonel flicked his hand again. I swear Captain was going to reach across and break each finger on the Colonel's hand one by one. "No need for alarm Captain. We are not amateurs." With that the Colonel stood and bid everyone a good day. He left the room.

Captain looked at me and rolled his eyes, "Tell me this can't get any worse."

It got worse.


October 15, 1568 - 2:41pm

The Free Company and the Army of the Holy Cross reached the border of Helvetia and Tyrol only to hear both good news and bad news at the same time.

The good news was that Innsbruck in Tyrol had fallen to the Allied forces on August 10. The bad news was that Austria had entered the now vacated province and laid siege to the Allied garrison that had been left behind in Innsbruck. To make matters worse the Austrians numbered some 25000 men while the Papal forces had been whittled down to under 20000 by attrition.

Colonel Varese had proven to be a cautious man and caution is exactly what he preached now. He decided to wait for further reinforcements before proceeding into Tyrol and make any attempt to raise the siege of the city.

Captain for his part was close to fed up and volunteered his men for forage detail. When Col.Varese advised against upsetting the good people of the French province of Helvetia Captain agreed and marched his men out of Helvetia and into Tyrol until they reached and took over the village of Landeck, some 65 km (40m) from Innsbruck. He informed the men to conduct hit and run engagements but by no means bite off more than they could handle.

The men took up the challenge with gusto.


FOURNIER:

October. Autumn in the mountains of the Alps was nothing to laugh at. Already cold rains had soaked the men when the Company had made its way to this little tyrolian village. Surprisingly most of the villagers were still there; perhaps they'd thought that their out-of-the-way little place would not be noticed and that they would be spared the ravages of the conflict. Captain had sent platoons and companies to forage and ordered the remaining men to build more permanent shelters : it would not be nice if they had to spent the winter under tents in the mountains as the snows were probably not far off; and then it would be murder to do that kind of work. The big problems here would soon be threeffold :
1) although there were not many horses, foraging would soon be impossible for them;
2) the inhabitants were there, but even if all of them had been young women it would not have been enough to satisfy 900 or so ornery and bored soldiers;
3) bored and frustrated soldiers were liable to do something stupid that would turn their unwilling hosts against them even more quickly than they may do otherwise.
So Captain had instituted foraging parties on rota so that everybody would have plenty of opportunities getting tired moving around the surrounding mountains. The only thing they truly had to worry about was the polish army currently besieging Innsbrück. The cavalrymen had drawn the spying duty and were hopefully to warn them in case the Poles decided they should smash the Company. Corporal Fournier was directing his squad in the building of a house that was to be partly underground : it would be easier to do spadework in the small valley than to bring down all the trees or collect all the stones necessary to build a classical dwelling. This was dirty and tiring work and the soldiers under his command were grumbling. The Corporal himself was a bit disgruntled : there was no possibility to find any worthwhile loot in this place, and the peasant girls were not overly attractive. Hopefully next week would be better, when they joined the rest of Sergeant Misha's men and go to the bigger valleys and rivers to the north. Marching was not very exciting and as tiring as their present work in this terrain but there was always the hope of a little action to spice their life...


BARKDREG:

Three Polish horsemen were riding on a small and deserted road near a small Austrian village. They were chased by a Cossack.

"He's gaining on us, my Lord." said one

"No he won't, ride faster." said the the other, dressed as noble

The horses were starting to get tired and the Cossack was gaining ground. He started to swing his sword.

All three the Poles looked behind them, hoping to evade the deadly swings.

Suddenly one of the horses fell, a crossbow bolt imbedded in it's chest.

"Ambush!"

a small group of men jumped out the trees, one of them was a huge men brandishing a rather viscious Turkish scimitar.
The noble tried to grab his sword but his hand fell on the ground.
Barkdreg grinned and beheaded the men.

The last survivor turned around and fled. Francis, the man with the crossbow aimed and was pushed away by Nalivayko.
"Leave him, his tale will scare the Poles, let them know this village is ours."


STOREY:

As soon as the it was clear that they would be staying for an indefinite time in the village of Landeck, Sgt. Storey got down to the age old business of "the first with the most." He quickly scoured the village for a place to camp. He knew the largest houses would be the property of the officers but from years of foraging he knew that barns would be free for the taking and low and behold he had found a gold mine. A large barn with a stone foundation and wood walls and roof. Large enough for his entire platoon. He got his men there fast and settled in. It had the added bonus of two large sows that the owner was persuaded to part with for a few coins. Now he had time to check out how things were being set up in and around the village. He knew he had to move fast since Thebarge would be by at sometime and give orders to do something or the other just to keep him busy. As if he didn't know what to do after all of these years. He first came across the youngster Corporal Fournier digging in the mud with his men constructing their winter quarters. He smiled when he saw the work ahead of them but he knew that the new men would be kept busy so that they could learn a variety of ways to stay alive both during the fighting and during the long waits between battles. He waved as he passed but no one waved back. He smiled, they didn't look like a happy group of warriors at that moment.

That evening I found the farm Barkdreg and his men lived in. They were eating huge chunks of roasted meat.

"Hey, were did you get that meat?"
"The Poles."
"You're... you're eating the Poles?"
"No, you fool! Their horses."

Damn that's a shame. My men and I are about to start on the pig we have spitted and roasting. I thought you might like some but I see that you've plenty of that stringy horse meat to satisfy even you Barkdrag. By the way Nalivayko we found some beets in the cold storage and were wondering if you had a good borsch recipe? Storey grins and quickly walks out before either Barkdrag or Nalivayko. can say anything.


NALIVAYKO:

- Was a pure shame Storey walked away like that, - said Nalivayko to Barkdreg. - I was starting to feel sorry for a man. Our jokes went a bit too far. Horses' meat, ha? What are we? Tatars? That poor lamb wasn't the best we've cooked, but it surely will beat that imitation of a pig Storey bragged about.
- What about borshch? - innocently asked Barkdreg.
- Am I a woman to have a recipy ready? - Nalivayko raised an eyebrow. - Besides, we - Cossacks - are more used to 'sarancha' when at war.
- What's that?
- Well, you pick a bit of this and that and boil it to a certain point...
- And?
- And then you pretend to eat it.
- I don't see how can you survive on it? - wondered Barkdreg.
- You don't. As soon as Storey is convinced that we dined and goes on his usual business of looking for girls - or whatever else he is looking for in this god-forsaking village every night - we sneak up on his company (they'll be all snoring by then, poor sons of the... hm) and deprive them of those beats.
- And if they ate them already?
- Please, English don't know how to cook? Tey probably ate their pig raw too.
Both men smiled and went back to their dinner.


BARKDREG:

Barkdreg and Nalivayko ran through the nigth. Both held a large sack beets, stolen from Storey's detachment. The raid had been a succes, the snoring Englishmen hadn't noticed the intruders and the theft of their supplies. Barkdreg opened his sack and grabbed one of the beets, looked at it and smiled. He bit a chunk of it. It tasted sweet.

"These beets are sugar beets."
"That's great Barkdreg." said Nalivayko unimpressed
"We can make alcohol out of these beets."
the cossack looked at Barkdreg, clearly interested
"How? What do we need?"
"Yeast and a copper vat that can be closed."
"Let's get it."


STOREY:

Storey lay snoring like the rest of his men. The only difference was that he was awake with one eye open watching Barkdreg and Nalivayko stumbling around in the dark until they found the bags of beets the Storey had placed hear the door. He watched as they stumble into each other before making it outside with the beets. He smiled and wondered how long before one of them realized the true potential in the beets. Not bad having them do the work and then paying them a little visit to help them with the finished product. He slept the night dreaming of pure booze flowing from a never ending tap into a bottomless mug with a pretty girl on his lap. Oh and Barkdreg and Nalivayko were also there somewhere.


NALIVAYKO:

As soon as Storey fell asleep he dreamt of the girls and the beer and... he dreamt of Tunisian desert, which lacks both of the former. He dreamt he was left there alone, without his comrades, to die for his sins. He had no water and, worst of all, he had no females around to keep him company. Storey began to panic and run around in circles.

A camel appeared on the top of the dune. Storey looked up and made a scream, in which triumph mixed with sadness...

Five hours chased, but Storey still couldn't catch the camel. Suddenly, as out of nowhere, a beatiful girl appeared behind him, running for her life from two camel riders. Storey guessed they were new masters of the country - Turks. He also guessed that it didn't matter much - they were the enemy. He quickly unloaded the contents of his pistol in one and finished the other with his bare hands. Now he was a proud owner of their weapons and, of course, camels.

A girl burst in tears.

- How can I ever thank you, my lord, for saving my life and honor?

Well, - a grin on Storey's face grew bigger and bigger, - there is one little thing... Can you hold this camel?


STOREY:

The rain had ice pellets in it as it fell off and on throughout the day. Storey was returning from a friendly visit with a comely widow when he came upon a strange sight. Fournier with his crew and Nalivayko were standing around while Barkdreg moved huge timbers around like they were twigs. Barkdreg grunted and growled and seemed to be enjoying himself. Storey scratched his head and finally had to ask.

"Alright Fournier how on God's green earth did you get Barkdreg to work on your shelter."

Fournier smiled and said. "Well he and Nalivayko came by and started to joke about us having to build this shelter when it was easier to just find a place already built. So I said we liked doing this. It wasn't work for us it was fun. So if you don't mind stand back and see how it's done. Well Barkdreg seem to get upset about this and wanted to volunteer to help get us going in the right direction. But I told him no way this was giving us so much satisfaction that we would rather do it ourselves plus it had to be done just right. Well that set him off and he started insisting that we let him so us how it's done. The rest as they say is history."

At that moment Barkdreg happily heaved another timber beam up onto the partially built roof and went to get another. I looked at Nalivayko and asked.

"So what are you doing?"

"I'm supervising"

"Oh.... I take it that the first supply of beet spirits has finished it's aging process.

"Da, three days. Drop by and try some if you think you stomach can take it."

" Hmm. Looking at what it did to Barkdreg I'm not sure I want to."


FORSTER:

Lt Forster also found a fair sized barn to for his men to use. His cook set up a small stone oven just outside the entrance. He had his handyman looking to see if there was any way to get a fire place built to provide some heat. He thought to himself, well, at least if it gets too damn cold up here, we can sleep with the horses for heat.

He warned his men not to take anything else from the locals, as the captain wanted to try to be on good terms with them. He would send one squad out foraging, gathering all they could as far out as they could. Two squads were always running patrols, working in circles around the little village. He did not want to be surprised by any enemy forces, nor did he think the captain would appreciate it. The last two squads were kept in, letting the horses and men rest.

Periodically he would set out with the two best scouts the platoon had, and would get as close to Innsbruck as possible, then would return to the captain with the info. It did not look good for Innsbruck, but the Poles were not having an easy go of it.

Whenever there was a chance, his horsemen would run down any stray enemy they found. Amazingly, during their stay, his unit had almost doubled the number of horses they had by capturing the enemy steeds.
They also brought back a good number of weapons and supplies. These were turned over to the companies supply clerk. Since most of the weapons were inferior, he would use them for bartering for things we needed. Of course, the lieutenant always held back a little of the better food and goods for his men. He also made sure that if there was sufficient food, any excess went to the local townsfolk.

After a while, they were accepting us like family, and that made our stay immeasurably easier.


LORD DURHAM:

It was with a purposeful stride that Captain, Thebarge, De La Croix and myself approached the building that housed Sergeant's Nalivayko, Barkdreg and his men.

Captain paused briefly at the entrance to look at the row of impaled heads lining the pathway to the door. With a grim smile to Thebarge Captain marched up to the entrance and threw open the door.

We were assailed with the smell of fermenting yeast. I looked at Thebarge and De La Croix. We all looked at Captain. He was stone-faced.

Nalivayko and Barkdreg were seated at a table. They both peered up at the same time with the proverbial 'oh-no' look on their faces. It was strict Company policy that no gambling which involved hard coin, alcohol or rape was allowed while campaigning. Captain felt it was this fine line which separated a mercenary company from being effective soldiers to nothing more than uncontrollable killers.

"What do we have here gentlemen?" Captain asked.

"Er, ah... something for the men, Captain. "Nalivayko replied.

"Yeah Captain. Winter's approaching and we thought..."

"You know alcohol's forbidden while on campaign."

"It's just beets and er..."

"Give me a sample."

The two men were sweating now. The rest of their commands suddenly discovered they had things to do.

Sergeant Nalivayko poured a cup and handed it to Captain. He sniffed it and gave it to Thebarge. The Frenchman sniffed it and gave it to De La Croix. The Lieutenant sniffed it and handed it to me.

I took it and sniffed it. My eyes watered. The others watched me. Captain nodded and I took a sip. My throat contracted and my lips went numb. I coughed and sputtered. "Tastes like poison Captain." I gave it back to De La Croix.

He tasted it. His face turned red. "Poison maybe, could be medicinal." He gave it to Thebarge.

Thebarge took a swig, smacked his lips and took another. "Not sure about the poison, but it's definitely medicinal." He gave it to Captain.

Captain downed it. "Tastes like shit. Can't be alcohol. Very well. Carry on."

They turned to leave while Nalivayko and Barkdreg breathed a huge sigh of relief. Captain halted at the door and looked back with a smile. He winked. "Make sure there's enough of that 'medicine' to go around. It's going to be a cold winter."


BARKDREG:

"Wow, we got away with it!"
"Looks, like they're doing the big inspection."
"Yeah, I know. Shouldn't we be warning Storey?"
"Why? He has no booze, we got his money so he can't gamble any more
and I don't believe he rapes...oh I see what you mean."
"What's the policy on it?"
"Don't know, but I think it's sick."
"Me too."
"Think I'll warn him."
"Would be best, never know what the captain will do."

Barkdreg ran to the stable Storey occupied and kicked the door open.
He caught Storey with his pants of. Barkdreg flinched.
"Damn, he's doing it again."

Storey looked at him
"Some privacy please, can't you see Catherine and me are busy!"

"Storey, quick! Hide your sheep, the Captain is inspecting!"


FORSTER:

Lt Forster checked his men. It was already starting to get cold. The company handyman had been able to build a fireplace on the north face of the barn, so now it had some semblance of heat. The horse were kept at the opposite end, to cut down on the smell, And if the weather wasn't too bad, they were left in the pen his men build at the end of the barn.

While his men were not patrolling or foraging, they rested. But they also continued to work on their shelter. Stone and sod were stacked against the walls of the barn, and an loft was added, so the men could sleep and relax up there. Holes were fixed, and the roof had more thatch added to help keep in the heat. He thought to himself, old Danilov will really come out ahead when we leave, a heated barn.
He looked at the sky, the first snow might not be far off.

The patrolling continued. Evidently his tactics were doing the trick, no stray enemy patrols came their way anymore. This meant his mean had to travel farther and be extra careful not to ride into any ambush. Still, his patrols were bringing supplies, as well as weapons and horses. Last week they captured two loaded supply wagons meant for the commander of the force at Innsbruck. Somehow they got lost, made a wrong turn, or just didn't care, that is until his patrol came upon them. The escort had been green recruits, plus a couple of sergeants. It was a field day, but that wasn't the big thing.

It was what was in the wagons. I couldn't believe it. They were loaded with Vodka, some Scotch, warm bedding, heavy coats, all manner of loot. But the most interesting item on the first wagon was the mistresses of command staff for the enemy force. Four of them, good looking too. I almost didn't tell the captain about that part. I refrained from sampling any of the mistresses, but it was hard. They were extremely pretty. I did keep a jug of the scotch for myself, and several bottles of vodka for the men, then I then we rode into town with our catch.


NALIVAYKO:

Nalivayko was furious... Medicine! Doesn't taste like alcohol!? Tastes like shit! These Westerners were known for repeating the obvious. A true Cossack to the bone he knew that drinking is forbidden in times of hostilities. But being stuck in this village didn't count the same as being at war. Depriving him of basic pleasures was a sin against humanity... not that he knew the meaning of the word.
Finally he calmed down and went to the stable to saddle his horse. He was determined to bring himself back in good spirit. Nothing short of a couple of dead Poles would do the trick.


LORD DURHAM:

Captain, Thebarge, De La Croix and myself walked back to the house that had been appropriated for the Company command centre. In the distance we could see Lieutenant Forster returning with several wagons from what looked to be another successful foraging trip.

Thebarge said, "That alcohol Nalivayko and Barkdreg cooked up was pretty good."

De La Croix nodded, "Made my eyes water."

We stopped at the entrance. Captain said, "The look on their faces when I said it tasted like shit. I can't believe they were gullible enough to think we didn't know what it was."

Thebarge laughed. "That's easterners for you. Superstitious lot. They'll believe anything."

"Clerk. Make sure we receive a proper supply of that stuff, if you please."


WARSPITE:

Captain "clerk, unsaddle that horse for me would you, she is tired"

Clerk "why, yes sir , right away"

the boy, no more than 5foot 3 runs to fetch the large saddle off the horse, almost bigger than him. he stumbles accross the unlevel ground to the horse and unties the steed. A couple of men in the distance watch the foolish boy as he seemingly unsaddles a horse for the first time.

nalivayko "you think that boy got ahold of some of that beet brew?"

berkdreg "um,,, i doubt it, heck the kid cant even unsaddle a horse"

nalivayko looks at berkdreg "are you drunk?"

berkdreg "no, why"

nalivayko "nevermind, if that kid dont watch it he might need alchohol to take away the pain he might feel in jus..... a... oh hell..."

Just then the clerk untied the horse, and began to undu the saddle under its belly, the horse moved side to side and gave the boy one hell of a hard time. Not knowing what to do, the clerk hollered hold still and slapped the horses back end, it instinctively heehawed and turned away from the kid and with one swift kick square to the boys stomach lifted the clerk into the air and throwing him a clean 15 feet back onto the hard ground. the horse then just turned and looked at the clerk , grinding its teeth together and bobbing its head as if giving a sign of approval.

nalivayko "hot dang that was one heck of a sight, i wonder if he is alri..."

berkdreg paused nalivayko "hang on, ill get a skin full of the beet juice, you just make sure he is ok, he'll need some of that painkiller after all."

The boy half unconscious just layed there on the ground, he would find himself moments later, delerious with the awful taste of some crap the men gave him and the sound of giggles from a stall next to him. Soon as the men left the clerk quietly ,smiles all on their faces as if they were up to something cruel.
The boy laying on hay in the empty horse stall, already sick to his stomach and hearing strange noises from the stall next to him could not hold his stomach any longer and all storey and his girl heard next was the god awful sound of every green and nasty chunk imaginable hitting the wall of the stall next to them as the boys dinner spewed out like a fountain, suddenly the clerk didnt hear anymore giggles or panting infact he just went out like a light.
 

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The Third Chronicle of the Free Company


The Wars of No Gain, Lots of Pain: 1567 - 1572


THE AUSTRIAN CAMPAIGN - conclusion



LORD DURHAM:

January 1569

The first few days of 1569 brought something other than snow and boredom.

The strategic situation had not changed over the past few months. We were firmly entrenched in Landeck and quite at peace with the inhabitants, even though they were the enemy. Regular patrols were maintained in the direction of Innsbruck, which was some 65km from here, in case the Austrians decided to send a detachment our way. To date we were not even sure if they knew we were so close, or even if we existed.

My one experiment with Nalivayko and Barkdreg's concoction had been enough. Captain was none too pleased with me and I can't say I could blame him. I was still trying to figure out why people thought that I was still a kid. My God, I was 29 years old and had a son. It had to be my height.

I was taking a brisk walk from my quarters to Captains headquarters. In the distance I saw Sergeant Vimy heading out on patrol. Between Vimy and Lieutenant Forster they had proved to be extremely resourceful. The number of horses had doubled allowing us to double our patrol strength within the meticulous schedule that Forster kept for troop rotation. Combine that with all the forage that the cavalry had located kept us in reasonably good health and spirits.

This particular morning Sergeant Vimy had barely reached the outskirts of the village when a squadron of horse appeared on the ridge and waited. I could barely hear Vimy as he shouted orders and his patrol pulled their weapons in anticipation of battle. There were several alarm bells scattered throughout the village so I ran for one and rang the thing for the life of me. The resulting noise brought the Company out of their various quarters in a rush. Many had little more than their weapons in hand, regardless of the cold.

Captain came walking up to me, eyes on the ridge. The foreign cavalry, approximately 40 strong, had not moved.

"They slipped past the pickets," Captain grumbled. I knew someone was going to get reamed.

"They haven't made a move yet, Captain." I volunteered. "If they were enemy I'm sure they wouldn't have made themselves noticed."

Captain grunted. "Good assessment. We'll make an officer out of you yet." He stared hard at the foreign cavalry for a few moments. "Get my horse. I think they want to talk."

"No need Captain," I said. Indeed one of the men had begun to work his horse down the ridge and approach the village. He held his hands up to show he had no weapons.

Captain started to walk to the village edge. "Let's see what this is about." By that time Thebarge and De La Croix had joined him. "Thebarge. Have the men return to their quarters. Especially the naked ones. They offend my senses."

"Sir." He strode off shouting orders and in some cases pointing and laughing.

As the man on horseback came nearer Sergeant Vimy maneuvered his men into an escort. Finally Captain and the man were within several paces of each other.

The foreigner was large and well tanned with an eastern look. What little flesh I could see under the winter garments were crisscrossed in scars. I couldn't quite place his nationality.

"Is that all your men?" Captain asked.

The man swung about in his saddle to take a look. He seemed satisfied. "Yes, Captain."

"You know me?"

"I know of you."

Captain thought for a moment. "How many others around here know of me?"

The man pointed back in the general direction of Innsbruck. "The Austrians know you are shacked up here. Unfortunately for them and fortunately for you they have their hands full with the siege."

I whistled. Captain looked at me, then back at the rider.

"What do you want?"

"Two things. I wish to come out of the cold and I wish to join your Company."

Captain had a great poker face. "How do I know you do not work for the enemy?"

The man laughed. "Indeed. I give you this as a sign of good faith." Once again he twisted in the saddle and pointed in a south easterly direction. "There is a supply train enroute to the Austrians as we speak. If someone were to intercept it I imagine things would become somewhat tougher for the men who conduct the siege of Innsbruck."

"Can you show me where?"

"Aye. You have maps?"

Captain looked around. "It is a bit cold. I think your men need a hot meal."

The big man waved to the men on the ridge. They began to ascend towards Landeck.

Captain asked, "Your name?"

The man grinned, "Warspite."

I said, "Sounds like a title, or a nickname."

The man looked at me and grinned wider. "Yes."

Captain shrugged. "Warspite it is."

* * *

A short while later Lieutenant Forster, Sergeant Vimy, Warspite and those of the Company that were good horsemen rode out of the camp in a south easterly direction to intercept the Austrian supply column. They knew it would be well guarded, but the opportunity for additional supplies and the chance to seriously injury the Austrians was too great to ignore.

At my insistence Corporal Fournier was dispatched with them in case any particular documentation might come into our possession. He would be able to tell what was useful and what wasn't.

My last sight of the men had Nalivayko and Barkdreg trailing Sergeant Storey on their mounts and tossing what was obviously a large supply of pre-made snowballs at the back of the man's head.

I shook my head and walked back to Captain's headquarters. Those two would never be considered role models for their men.


NALIVAYKO:

Nalivayko carefully cleaned his saber - God forbid it will have some Polish blood left on it. Last night he rode north and encountered Polish-Austrian patrol of seven men. He had only two of his Cossacks with him. Some would say the fortune of war was against him - he would disagree. Actually, he almost made one of his men join the enemy - to even the odds.

After the encounter he returned to his quarters and slept like a baby. In the morning he amused himself by allying with Barkdreg and assaulting Storey with snowballs. No, he'll never be a role model for his men. It was all the same for them anyway. They had food, they had drinks and - what's more important - they had enemy to kill. On top of it their enemy were Poles and Catholics. They never seemed to remember that it was Catholic Pope that they served. The irony of situation escaped them.


FORSTER:

Lt Forster observed the men as they rode down the hill. All of them looked as if they were very capable horsemen. From their appearance, and the equipment they had, Forster had a hunch they were from the East, he would almost bet that they were Cossacks.

The Captain seemed to think they were telling the truth. Kind of makes one's heart sing to think that our company has become famous, or infamous, depending on the viewpoint. The leader, Warspite, wanted to join our company. With forty odd men, that meant we would now have a second platoon of mounted soldiers. It also meant we would be able to provide even better patrol coverage.

Warspite told of a large supply train heading towards Innsbruck. I had two squads out running patrol already, but no foraging was being done. We had so much, we could forgo several days now. We were able to keep the residents of Landeck supplied with food also. I have heard the stories about the rest of the Papal army, seems they are alway low on food and forage, and have not made many friends around Nice.

I took my three squads and left with Warspite,he and I riding at the front of the column. He didn't talk much. He did say the column was escorted by a platoon of horse and a company of infantry. I figured this could make for problems. I suggested we may need to draw off the horse escort, I could use one of my squads as bait to get them to follow us, but that would still leave the infantry to deal with.

Warspite didn't think that would be a problem. He said they appear to have been travelling long and hard, and really looked ragged. If we hit them with a full blown charge, they will break, which will mean easy pickens for our men. They are probably new recruits with little training. From what he has heard, the seige forces are having a very difficult time of it, and their supplies are reaching a crisis point.
There were 10 wagons when he saw them the day before.
We shall have to deal with the enemy horse men, too, but Warspite thinks we should just hit them all at once, so they will all break. We shall see.

I hope this goes well, as I was looking forward to meeting with Danylla. She had taken a liken to me on the ride back after we captured her and her friends. Seems she was the mistress of a BG. Couldn't figure what she saw in me, I certainly don't have a title, rank or money. But she says it doesn't matter, besides if she ever gets back, she will tell all the horrible stories of what happened to her. I laughed at that. I knew her secret was safe, as all the other mistresses were doing the same. None wanted to be with poor Storey. It seems Nalivayko had told them about Storey's strange proclivities.


BARKDREG:

Barkdreg was looking at the new men, all looked like able fighters except for one. An elderly man, clearly jewish, with a white beard.
The man saw Barkdreg's amazed look and stopped his horse untill Barkdreg rode next to him.

"Hi, I'm Siegmund, Siegmund Freud."
"I'm Barkdreg."
Siegmund took a piece of paper out of his saddlebag and showed it to Barkdreg. On the paper was a large blob of ink.
"Now, what do you see?"
"A piece of paper with a large blob of ink on it."
"Hmmm, interesting. And this?"
the man showed another paper
"A piece of paper with a large blob of ink on it."
"Oh, dear. You're a difficult one. Now tell me do you love your mother?"
"That's none of your concerns."
"My, my! Do you sometimes have violent thoughts?"
"Offcourse! I'm having several good ones right now involving you, a goat and a piece of cheese."
Siegmund started to look a little pale.
"Okay then...I think I'll just leave you alone."


FOURNIER:

Corporal Fournier was happy he'd been asked to join the newcomers and the cavalry for the coming raid, it must be better than building shelter. Although even that had gone well enough, especially after they tricked Barkdreg into helping with the logs. God, the man was awesome in some ways : in one day he'd managed to do six men's work; the only trouble was in directing his energies. Still without him they probably would have been dragging the last logs yesterday. Now this raid was the first occasion at worthwhile loot. He would not have minded finding a tasty morsel like Lt Forster had. If only he did not have to be on the horse! Like his father had always said, your two feet should be enough to get you anywhere. He was sure he would not be able to walk at the end of the day. And a number of the cavalrymen were here; he could already imagine the jokes at his expense. Already some of them had been looking in his direction, not even bothering to feel embarrassed at his awkwardness. He could always hope there would be something they'd need him to read when that convoy was captured to make them forget his riding, although knowing Barkdreg and Nalivayko that would be hard to live down.


STOREY:

Snow as far as the eye could see and all he had wanted to do today was sit by a fire. But no such luck. A strange looking troop showing up from nowhere had appeared and somehow gained the confidence of the Captain. The next thing you know they're moving out to intercept a supply train. Storey wasn't happy about riding a horse all day. It caused his knees to creak and ache after a few hours. Still it was better than walking in at times knee deep snow. He led half his squad behind Forster and Warspite with Brakdreg and Nalivayko with their men bringing up the rear. The captain wasn't taking any chances with this supply train. It could go a long way in feeding the company for the winter. We traveled for several hours and were no more that a few hours away from where Warspite thought the train would be when we stopped to water the horses at a fast flowing stream. Forster had sent out scouts a few hours before. Fournier seemed glad to get off his horse and I knew I was grateful to finally stand on my own two feet! I held on to the saddle for a few second until I was sure I could stand and then walked my horse to the creek. The running water hid the sound for a few seconds longer that normal but then Storey heard it. The faint rumble of running horses.
"Mount up" someone shouted. It sounded like Nalivayko. Around the bend of the trail came a troop of Austrian Calvary chasing our scouts. Their momentum carried them into our partly mounted company. As I leapt into my saddle or something like that and just had time to see Fournier falling backwards off his horse as it was rammed by an Austrian charger. The yelling and mayhem was everywhere. Forster was laying about with his sword and behind him I could see Nalivayko causing havoc where ever he went. I couldn't see Barkdreg but I could hear his bellows of rage and knew someone had been stupid enough to wound him and would now pay the penalty. I just had time to slash at a face in my way and felt the blade hit bone. I brought my horse around and saw the backs of the retreating Austrians with Nalivayko and Warspite right behind cutting down anyone who fell behind. The whole fight had lasted maybe five minutes. We had several wounded but none serious enough to worry about. Eleven Austrians lay dead on the ground. I was glad I wasn't one of the scouts. They were going to have to explain how they had been taken by surprise and had then led the enemy right to us. My worry was the supply train. If they were warned we might still have some fighting to do. The idea of storming a supply train drawn up into a defensive position in the middle of winter didn't excite me. Fournier rode by and seemed alright. He even had some blood on his sword. Even if he could read he showed promise.
Storey heard another bellow and wondered what the hell Barkdreg was yelling about. He turned in his saddle and saw the problem. Barkdreg stood on one leg. The other was stuck in the creek where it had broken through the ice. He hadn't had a chance to even get near the Austrians much less kill any of them. Fournier came up and asked

"Should we help him out?"

"I don't know if I want to get near him right now. Missing out on the fight is going to put him in a foul mood. Beside he looks like he needs to cool off."

"You might be right. His face is starting to turn red. Damn he's starting to melt the ice. I think I'll go see if I can catch up to nalivayko."

I hear you and it sounds like a great idea."

As they rode around the bend they could still hear Barkdreg who had finally escaped the creek and was still bellowing out something about heads going to roll or pop or something like that.


LORD DURHAM:

Red Snow

It was just over a day after Warspite and his men had come to Landeck and told us of the Austrian supply train that we came within sight of it, despite the incident in the morning.

Lieutenant Forster and Warspite called a halt mid afternoon when one of Sergeant Vimy's outriders returned with news of the train just a league further to the south.

The wagons were making slow progress through the winter snow which had completely covered what served as a road in the area.

I could see Warspite, Forster and Vimy conferring up ahead. With the arm motions it was obvious they were planning some strategy.

"Mortlock, what's happening?"

I looked over at the former Sergeant Fournier's kid. A likable lad, but thoroughly unused to riding a horse. He sat kind of high in the saddle which told me his ass was probably looking like Barkdreg's face. I put that thought out of my mind real quick. "I think we're about to see some action, son." Son? Christ, I was getting old! Come to think of it, I never did get the lad's first name. I saw him rubbing his ass.

"Not used to riding Corporal?"

"No sir. Father was infantry and I figured I'd be infantry. I never thought I'd be riding."

Mortlock nodded, "Like father like son. Let you in on a couple of life lessons Corporal." He was all ears. "One. You have skills that most of us don't thanks to Clerk. That makes you special and very important. Listen to Mortlock when he tells you to practice riding a horse. Trust me. This will not be the last time you'll be required to do this." He nodded eagerly. God, I thought. Did I hang on every word like that when I was a kid? I wondered if he would believe me if I told him some nonsense like the world was round? Probably. "And two. Never, and I mean never, let Nalivayko and Barkdreg know you can't ride a horse."

Corporal Fournier looked at me, looked at Barkdreg and Nalivayko then looked at Storey. I could see a light bulb come on. He nodded. "Yes sir. Thank you sir."

"You're welcome. And Corporal?"

"Sir?"

"Don't call me sir. You outrank me."

* * *

It was decided the cavalry would split into two columns. Warspite and his men would circle around in front of the supply train and Lieutenant Forster would come around behind the Austrians. As they moved out the gentle sprinkling of snow which had lasted through the morning began to pick up until before long it was a heavy fall which seriously cut down on visibility. The men pulled their cloaks tighter about their bodies and slowly approached the enemy supply train.

Sergeant Vimy said to Lieutenant Forster, "You don't entirely trust this Warspite character?"

Forster could barely make out his Sergeant in the blowing snow. "Let's just say I would rather see his men in action from in front of us as opposed to behind us. Captain wanted me to be cautious."

A half hour later the column stumbled across the wheel marks made by the supply train. It was obvious the wagons were very heavily laden as the snow had yet to cover the tracks completely.

Forster made sure his men were with him and began to follow the tracks.

It wasn't long before they could pick out the noise of wagons creaking and men cursing as the Austrians struggled to push the supply train through knee deep blowing snow.

Good, Vimy thought. The escort will be preoccupied and tired trying to move the supply train along.

Several moments later Forster raised a hand bringing his command to a halt. Just barely in the distance they could make out the trailing rearguard of the train. Forster clenched and opened his fist four times. About twenty men.

Behind him the sounds of weapons being prepared cut into the howling wind. The men would use swords as the pistols were a little more iffy with the wet conditions.

Satisfied that his men were ready, he nudged his horse forward. They would make as little noise as possible and count on the element of surprise.

* * *

Nalivayko and Barkdreg had their weapons ready. They briefly inspected their men. Satisfied, they gave each other a look of total ferocity. It was time for a little friendly competition.

* * *

As we approached the Austrian rearguard a great ruckus sounded from further up the train. The sounds of screams, cries, metal on metal and even the odd gunshot assailed our ears telling us that battle had already been joined. I looked to Corporal Fournier, who had chosen to stay near me and grinned. "Showtime!"

Lieutenant Forster was quick to act. He waved his sword over his head and broke into a charge. We followed. Oddly enough the charge seemed to play itself out in slow motion as the cavalry had to slog through the knee deep snow.

The Austrian rearguard had their attention to the battle up ahead and barely had time to react to our attack.

I saw Forster slice through an Austrian, causing the man to tumble from his horse. Next I knew I was galloping past the enemy rearguard and approaching the first wagon. Several Austrian soldiers who had obviously been pushing the carts along in aid of the draught animals were fumbling for their weapons. I brought my sword down on the head of one, hearing the satisfying sound of bone crushing. My horse reared as I fought to pull my sword free. It came free as another Austrian jabbed at me with a sword. It missed and I saw Fournier's blade descend on the unfortunate's arm, leaving the appendage laying in the snow and the man holding the stump screaming his fool head off.

As I looked for someone else I heard Barkdreg behind me shout "Got one! Look at it fly!" I twisted about in time to see a head sailing across a wagon. Barkdreg gave me a wink. I went back to work.

We worked our way up the supply train dealing death to the unfortunate enemy. Someone had mentioned they would probably be green troops and it certainly appeared to be the case.

At one point I clearly heard Nalivayko shout out, "Six!" Only to be followed by Barkdreg screaming, "Shit! Find me some more!"

I'm not sure when it happened, but before I knew it I was face to face with one of Warspite's men. We faced each other with weapons raised before realizing we were on the same side. We both nodded curtly at each other and went our separate ways. It wasn't too much longer that the action was over and the enemy had been massacred. Forster managed to take three Austrian officers prisoner. I thought I saw several other Austrian soldiers being spirited away by Warspite's men. I went to let Forster know when I felt a hand on my arm. It was Barkdreg.

"Let them go, Mortlock. Don't interfere."

Nalivayko rode up on the other side of me and gave me a nudge, "Saw you fight. You did good."

I was bewildered. I pointed in the direction that Warspite's men had gone. "What's that all about?"

Barkdreg's smile was not pleasant. "You don't want to know."

Sergeant Nalivayko took a bit of pity on me. "The Austrians do not treat their kind well. Men, women, children. Call it payback."

I probably turned green. "And you two?"

Barkdreg scowled, "We like you. Just don't ask too many questions."

* * *

Lieutenant Forster cleaned his sword and put it away. Sergeant Vimy had removed his helmet and was wiping his brow.

"Now what, Lieutenant?"

"Now the fun part. We take these supplies back to Landeck before the Austrians realize their missing." He leaned back against one of the wagons. "Give the men a short rest, put a guard on our prisoners and get Corporal Fournier to do a search."

Score one for the Company.


WARSPITE:

the morning battle

After some time of travel with the supply train we stopped briefly to refresh next to a running stream. I dispatched several of my men to fill the wine skins and return. While waiting, i could hear the distant thunder of horses, some men yelled from behind us as they dozens of mounted austrians seemed to collide with our rearguard.

I motioned for my men around me to mount back up and try to flank the enemy. However it would not be possible as the battle turned into a confused pitch melee. In the chaos of this fight, i could not imagine my men doing any good in the mass of horses and men so i ordered them to use their bows and in unison, well trained order, they drew out their bows and readied them with arrows. Drawing my own i gave the order to fire on the straggling austrians who with or without horse began to flee the fight. One after another they began to fall as the swishing sound of the arrows flew through the air and ended deep into the austrian frames and heads.

As more austrians began to flee, i gave the order to charge and we were able to chase the enemy for a little ways, taking a few more down with arrows. I had trained my men long and well to ride and use the bow. Here is when so often that training and experience payed off.

I didnt want to distance myself to much from the main body incase of more attacks so we returned and let the other austrians live.

With much of the snow turned into red and brown slush my men went to gather up the arrows from the dead or injured austrians. One of forsters men rode up to me, holding out a pistol, encouraging me to take it. I simply held up the bow and it sent a clear message of my weapon of choice.

While the wounded were tended to after the battle, i heard Berkdreg yelling next to the stream, others seemed to be ignoring him so i rode up to find out what was going on.

berkdreg "you know why is it so hard to get a usefull hand around here?"

I couldnt help but notice his frustration, so i drew my sword and speared a severed limb that was on the ground next to me. tossing it at berkdregs feet, he looked up at me with one hell of a evil look on his face.

me "dont say i never offered to lend you a hand then!"

As i rode away i could hear him yet again yelling at the top of his lungs

"who the hell let this nut into our company, somebody get me my whoopen stick, im gonna... beat...... outa .......stup... cossack...bla bla bla


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

Night had fallen over the camp. The group of usual suspects sat around the hastily set up tent. Barkdreg and Warspite had made up, although Barkdreg seemed strangely subdued. He hadn't killed a single prisoner all afternoon. Now he sat down across from Warspite and handed him his tin bowl of stew.

Warspite: "So, Barky, you didn't mind my little jest with the hand, or anything..."

Barkdreg: "No, no, not at all... Funny, really."

Nalivyako: "Hey, Warspite! Where did you get that stew! Cook only gave us this grub!"

Warspite: "Get your hands away, Nav! It's mine. It's great---best thing I've tasted since Palermo... Hey, what's that?"

Warspite pulled a hard little piece out of his mouth. He looked at it consideringly: "I'll be damned if that doesn't look like a thumbnail... But it couldn't be. I mean, ..."

Barkdreg (casually): "Oh, it probably is. The hand you lent me today, you know? I just thought I'd return it..."


WARSPITE:

With one instant motion, Warspites cheeks puff up and his eyes bulge wide open, seemingly turning a bit green in the face even. He gets up quickly and tries to contain himself but its too late, while laughter begins to fill the air as others watch the event, Barkdreg joyously waves his hand around to torment warspite "look warspite, hands dont taste that bad now do they hahaha"

the cossack didnt even notice barkdreg as the contents of his stomach belched forth, giving a fine , chunky shower to those around him including storey and forster and nalivayko. Those that werent in his path of puke, just laughed their guts out as warspite ran for the water barrel.


WARSPITE:

just as the laughing began to settle down and some of the people went to go wash warspite off of themselves . Out of nowhere and to everyones surprise came the body of warspite flying through the air, past the circle of people and diving headfirst into barkdreg.

The two clashed and rolled for awhile on the ground, a heated brawl ensued as the big fisted barkdreg wasnt about to play any games with this newbie. A huge crowd began to gather around the two scufflers as they growled and roared while rolling around trying to wrestle the other to submission.

barkdreg drew first blood with a fist to the jaw of warspite and then a another from the other side as the cossack moaned in pain, someone pointed to something white flying from warspites mouth to his feet below. Was a bloody tooth by god it was. Warspite yelled, "i dont have many of them left so maybe i can borrow some of yours" with that warspite rammed his head hard into the face of barkdreg causing ole barkys nose to burst with blood and a couple teeth to loosen.

While the two exchanged blows and then rolled somemore on the ground. Storey and his girl held hands while they watched the fight, i guess watching all that rolling in the dirt gave them ideas and so they left hand in hand their tent to heat things up a bit.

As for barky and war they just brawled until they exhausted themselves out and picked up their respective teeth and went to bed.


BARKDREG:

The next morning, when everybody was eating Barkdreg and Warspite sat staring at each other. Barkdreg rose, he looked very ugly with his swollen nose, and walked to Warspite , who also looked very ugly with his two black eyes. Warspite rose. People moved out of the way, fearing to get caught when the two started fighting again.

Barkdreg took something from his pocket and gave it to Warspite, a tooth.

"Must be one of yours, won't fit nowhere in my mouth."
Both men started laughing and from that day on they were good friends.
Together with Nalivayko they were Storey's worst nightmare.


LORD DURHAM:

February 1569

Whether the raid on the Austrian supply train had anything to do with it or not, Warspite returned in early February from extended patrol to inform us that the Austrians had lifted the siege of Innsbruck and marched north near as they could tell.

Captain dispatched riders to Colonel Varese in Helvetia to inform the Papal leaders of the situation then ordered the Company to advance on Innsbruck.

By the 20th of February the Free Company had entered Innsbruck much to the delight of the French and Savoyard garrison. The predominately Austrian population was not too thrilled however. Most of them had a lean hungry look.

Captain met with the French and Savoyard commanders and convinced them to lock the city down tight so no one could get any intelligence out to the enemy. The winter had kept disease down to a minimum, but Captain oversaw the removal of any suspect cases. He loaded them onto wagons with some food and sent them further east toward Austrian lands. No one really believed they would get far.

After having seen to settling his men Captain dispatched foraging details to build up the depleted garrison food stores, sent out extended patrols to keep an eye on any enemy movements, then sat back to await the arrival of Colonel Varese. He figured he had a month or so to wait. He was wrong. It took almost three.


Thus ends the third chronicle of the Free Company
 

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The Fourth Chronicle of the Free Company


Barkdreg's Marriage - 1572 - Part One



BARKDREG:

Franca Bonomma was the most loved girl in Palermo, not only was she a stunning beauty she also was the daughter of the governor. Men from all over Italy came to ask her hand. The most beautifull, rich and succesfull men of Italy were rejected. When she finally revealed her future husband the town was shocked.

A mercenary! A dutchman from the Free Men Company! A ruthless killer!
It was Barkdreg.

One man said she was blind, three days later he broke a leg.
Never did he dare to repeat what he said.

An other said she was drunk, two days later he broke both his arms.
Never did he dare to repeat what he said.

A third men said she was both, only his right ear was found.


LORD DURHAM:

1572 - Autumn in Palermo

'Demipieds' was a busy place.

Since the return of those volunteers from the Free Company that had undertook the disastrous campaigns in Austria and Sardinia on behalf of the Papacy; campaigns that saw nearly 500 Company deaths, the mood had been somewhat mixed.

There were additions. Warspite and his contingent had agreed to sign on for the long haul and returned to Palermo with the survivors. Quite a few men had found wives and lovers in Austria, including the stunning lady that Lieutenant Forster had brought back with him.

Others returned to find new additions to their families and sons and daughters who had continued to grow during their long absence. Some reflected on the future and took up Fournier's and Givens lead and retired from the Company to set up business in their adopted home town. Still others took their pay and left never to return.

It was obvious the Company required new blood to replace the lost veterans from the past wars. Captain had always maintained an effective field army of 3200 infantry, 400 cavalry and 10 guns. With the introduction of the pistol and the resulting tactic of the 'caracolle', Captain decided to bump up the cavalry portion of the Company to at least 800.

Word went out that the Free Company was hiring.

After much good-natured badgering former Sergeant Fournier had changed the name of his tavern to 'Demipieds'. The name was based on a careless war injury suffered in a campaign long ago.

As usual the establishment was full of Company mercenaries with their spouses and children. Thanks to a generous gift from Captain a few years back the tavern had been renovated and expanded until there were separate facilities for a myriad of functions. There were dining areas, meeting halls and overnight rooms for those members of the Company who could neither walk home or were booted from their houses for whatever reason. There was a 'men's only' room for the boys to drink, meet and quietly reminisce about wars won and comrades lost. Most importantly there was the Company shrine. It was a room proposed by Sergeant Misha and met with resounding approval to honour those members of the Company that had fallen in combat. There were many names inscribed on it's walls.

The tavern was full tonight and the ale and wine was flowing freely. I sat with Captain, De La Croix, Thebarge and d'Silva chatting the past days events. During a lull in the conversation I scanned about the room and saw Lieutenant Forster with Danylla, the woman that had returned with him from Landeck. They were sitting with Sergeant Vimy and Corporal Fournier. At another table sat Sergeant's Bloomfield, Misha and Zagloba. They appeared to be deep in conversation. No doubt it was over some trivial matter. Knowing them it would not be long before fingers were wagging and fists hitting the table to make a point.

The sound of laughter caused me to turn and regard Sergeant Storey and his entourage. I counted Larina and Lupina at least. The current joke was that Storey was working through the 'L's' before starting on the 'M's'. With him were Sergeant's Nalivayko, De Lion, Khan and Warspite. Warspite. No one to this day knew if it was a name, nickname or title. Every time someone asked he would just grin and say 'Yes'.

Looking about some more I saw some recently promoted faces. These were people fairly new to the history of the Free Company. They had names like Rictus, Xanadu, Roberto, Driver, and Churchill among others. Again, I wasn't sure if they were proper names or not. It didn't really matter. They were soldiers of the Free Company.

Movement at my side brought my attention back to the table I was at. Father Ariel had taken a seat beside Captain and was whispering something to our leader. A moment later the elder Fournier and his wife Marguerite came over with platters of food. The former sergeant looked every part the tavern owner now. While a bit heavier and a bit older, he still commanded respect as one of the most storied of the Companies veterans. Captain invited them to sit.

The conversation began to pick up when the door of the tavern flew open. It took only a few moments for heads to turn and the room to become deathly still.

Standing at the door was Barkdreg grinning from ear to ear, which was a ghastly site considering the copious lack of teeth the man had thanks to Warspite. Of even greater shock was the fact he had his arm wrapped around an absolutely gorgeous woman and she was making no attempt to escape. Many of us did a double take. The woman was Franca Bonomma, the regional governor's daughter.

I saw Nalivayko and Warspite cross themselves. Odd. I thought they were heathen.

Brakdreg and Franca took a step forward into the crowded tavern and stopped. With a deep laugh Barkdreg announced, "Men and ladies, this is Franca! Franca, these are the men and ladies!"

Warspite and Nalivayko stood at the same time. Nalivayko shouted, "Run, my lady! We will protect you from that beast!"

Warspite started forward until a piercing whistle stopped him in his tracks. Our heads swung back to Barkdreg and Franca as the woman lowered her fingers from her mouth.

Brakdreg said, "Thank you, my dear." He looked back over the muted room. "Now is the time for real celebration you scum! Barkdreg and Franca are getting married!"

The place erupted...



LIONHEART:

Storey was not certain whether he should attend the parties surrounding Barkdreg's nuptials. He remembered Franca while he had been working through the F's so-to-speak but was quite flabbergasted when he heard of her "arrangement" with Barkdreg. Still, if he remembered her well, she was a girl who would keep him busy for a while during those long inactive days in Palermo while waiting for the next piece of Company action.

In any case, discretion being, in Storey's eyes, the better part of valour, he felt no need to draw any attention to himself by failing to turn up at the usual events. There was though a little problem with some of the other sergeants who, he was sure, would have recalled his earlier encounter with the governor's daughter. Storey was not sure whether he should speak to them first, and risk raising suspicions that never existed, or if he should rely on them to remind him, and risk the danger of Barkdreg unearthing his little secret.


RICTUS:

Rictus nursed his pint, lost in thought, well, as much thought as possible in an overcrowded pub. He had always wanted to join the army, or rather, the Free Company, he had heard many tales of its exploits and its members and had always during hoped to be part of them,

But,

There was always something they missed out, in the stories. None of them detailed the boring waits between wars and battles. He had been accepted for three months and had seen nothing worse than the occaisnal barroom brawl and Barkdregs horrific excuse for 'exercise'.

He looked around at his immidiate companions, all fairly new to the Free Company and all plainly nervous at the raucous behaviour of their comrades, there, to his right was Seraf and ahead of him Taylor.

But now, much of the pub was quiet, except for Barkdreg himself, still grinning from ear to ear, who was ordering a trio of meads for himself and a shandy for a lady at his side that Rictus had only heard of.

So then, a marriage and the invitation had been extended to them all, should he turn up? It would be rude not to, yet extremely uncomfortably to do so. Best not to curry ill-favour with that giant of a man, Rictus' presence would be there. But he doubted if anyone would notice


FOURNIER:

Corporal Fournier had decided on an important change in his carrier after the disastrous austrian and sardinian campaigns. Although he knew it was bound to disappoint his father, after Captain had announced his decision to increase the mounted troops he had gone to see Lt Forster and asked whether he could join the cavalry. So recently he had been taking lessons on how to stay on a horse in the middle of shooting and swordplay. The reason for this decision was threefold :
First that way he would not have to do some of the gruntwork his father had complained about so often and he had tested for himself in Austria : no more pushing wagons to make them move for the Corporal.
Second it was obvious that cavalry was better paid than infantry and they were more likely to attract girls -just look at Lt Forster.
Third but not least, if he could manage somewhat to decently ride a horse, he should be able to minimize the possibility of Sgts Barkdreg, Nalivayko and Warspite making too many jokes at his expense.
Well for now the last was probably not very likely, as the wedding of Sgt Barkdreg had really come as a shock to many people in the Company. Of those who were not reacting like everybody Sgt Storey stood out. Although stood out was probably not the right thing, he looked more like a guilty kid who thought looking down and be quiet would exempt him from punishment. What could the Sgt have done to warrant such behaviour at this occasion ?... Well it didn't matter for that was clearly none of Fournier's business.


STOREY:

Franca. Ah yes he remembered her well. The problem was what he didn't remember. It was a dark and stormy night when he first met her and they had hit it off quite well. Then somehow he had gotten into a drinking contest with Barkdreg who said he would drink three to his one. This was too good to pass up and the bet was taken. All this time he was flirting with Franca on the side and having a great time watching Barkdreg throwing down beer after beer and then having to go take a piss which allowed Storey to accidentally spill his beer before Barkdreg got back. By the time they ran out of beer and had to call the contest a draw he had manage to sweet talk Franca into a little tryst that night. That's when the problems started. After she left he had to listen to Barkdreg cry about how lucky Storey was since he was just warming up and could piss more than Storey could drink. The metaphor was not one Storey approved of. By the time he escaped the roaring that Barkdreg called speech he was feeling the effects of the numerous beers that he hadn't managed to spill. When he got to her room Franca was there to greet him. He actually remembered getting into bed and a loving embrace from Franca and that's all. He passed out and didn't wake up until the next morning. Franca was still there and was even making him some breakfast. She was more amused about the disappointing night than mad. Storey tried to entice her into bed again so he could make up for last night but she smiled and said one of the old motto's of the company. "You're either quick or your dead". Now the problem was that when he got back to his men they naturally asked how was it and he did the only thing a man can do in this situation. He lied. Told some mild tale about the world is a woman and her name is Franca or some such nonsense. Now here she was getting married to a mountain of a man with a conversation level that consisted of single of multiple grunts. Every time he though he knew all about women one of them would do something that confounded him. He knew his men wouldn't say anything or probably even remember anything about it but he thought he would keep his head down during the festivities just incase.


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

The party was in full swing. Barkdreg was walking around, laughing drinking, slapping friends on the back and helping them with the dislocated shoulders afterwards. Happy and smiling, he looked back toward Franca from time to time.

Sgt. Bloomfield sidled over to Franca.

"Hey, Franca," he said. "Remember me?"

Franca looked at him and smiled, then she actually blushed. "Elliot! How could I forget you and your ... heavy sabre! I couldn't walk for days! ... Why did you leave then?"

Bloomfield: "Oh, you and your father, it was all so stuffy and established, I wanted to get out into the wilderness, the jungle, and meet wild animals and Barkdreg, you know..."

Franca giggled and waved at Barkdreg, who gave her a happy, toothless smile. "Wild animal alright," she chuckled. Then she looked at Bloomfield, and put her hand on his arm. "You know, Elliot, it's not too late... we could run away..."

Bloomfield: "No, no. I couldn't, really, Sweety."

Franca bit her lip and looked up at him. "But listen, Elliot, what are you doing after this party? Barky will be trashed, and he wouldn't notice my slipping out... What room are you in?"


FORSTER:

Ah, this is getting to be an interesting party. Does Storey bring Catherine? No, too bad.

Lt Forster agreed to accept young Fournier more out of respect for his father than Fournier's ability, or lack thereof. The only condition was that he would have to become proficient at riding and fighting on horseback. He felt he knew just the person to handle the training. He had been watching the Cossacks train, and felt they used excellent methods. So, after agreeing to take on Fournier, he asked Warspite if his sergeant would look after training the new recruits that had been taken on. Warspite stated he knew the only thing that would make the sergeant happier would be charging into battle. And so began the training of the new recruits. Lt Forster thought to himself, better them than me.

He had also been thinking about the Company. It was, after all, much larger than a company, actually it closer to a brigade. Maybe we should change our name to the Free Brigade, or the Free Legion. Doesn't really sound too good. Foreign Brigade, since we are a mixture from all over. Foreign Legion? Has a nice ring to it. Besides, the captain needs a promotion so it will be easier to deal with all those dandied fops of generals that he usually deals with. He really was the equivalent of a brigadier. Of course, with me in charge of the eight hundred calvary, I ought to be at least a colonel. With that he went off to talk to the Captain.


LORD DURHAM:

Barkdreg's Night on the Town

Captain was rather surprised when Sergeant Barkdreg asked him to be the best man for his wedding. As commanding officer Captain usually performed marriages whenever father Heronymous Ariel was unavailable. And that was often. Father Ariel had a thing for the 'holy water'.

Captain had heard the scuttlebutt about the chastity of Franca, but like any good officer kept his opinions to himself. The men had a penchant for getting on each others nerves even if it meant that everyone had slept with the bride-to-be. He knew the wives would have something to say about that when they caught wind of their husband's boasts. Especially that Sergeant Storey.

Still, Captain felt obligated as Best Man to do something for his raving mad Dutch Sergeant. So he called the other Sergeants together for a quick meeting at 'Demipieds'.

Satisfied they were all present, including the newcomers like Sergeant Rictus, Captain raised his hands for quiet. "As you are all well aware, Sergeant Barkdreg will be taking the solemn path in a few days."

There were a series of guffaws and rude noises. Captain waited them out. "I think the Company should honour our dear Sergeant with a night on the town."

That brought some hoots and hollers.

"Now while I'm here, you will show Barkdreg the utmost courtesy."

The men grew sober and nodded.

"Good. Now while I'm here you would never think of getting Sergeant Barkdreg stupidly drunk and doing something outrageous like shaving him totally and tying him to the city centre fountain, would you?"

The men were the souls of innocence, all wide eyed and attentive.

"I thought not. While I'm here you wouldn't do something like drag him over to 'Old Bertha' now would you?"

There were furious denials. Butter wouldn't melt in their mouths, the poor darlings.

"I didn't think so. While I'm here you would do your utmost to preserve Sergeant Barkdreg's dignity and make sure his good name remained untarnished?"

They all sported 'what-who-me?' looks.

Captain nodded. "Good."

At that moment the door crashed open and Barkdreg walked in. He was puzzled. "Captain, sorry I'm late. I didn't realize there was a meeting. I just got your message." Barkdreg was always a man of few words until he was around Captain.

Captain smiled his half smile. "No problem Sergeant. Actually you are just in time. The men are going to take you out on the town before the big day. As Best Man I felt it was the least I could do for our esteemed Dutch representative of the Free Company." He tossed a money pouch to Sergeant Bloomfield. "The night's on me. Good night gentlemen."

Sergeant Barkdreg was grinning from ear to ear. Several of the men shouted at him to stop it. "Aren't you coming Captain?"

Captain stopped at the door and smiled. "Sorry. I have prior engagements to attend to. I'm sure the men will take good care of you." With that he left.

Behind him he could hear Barkdreg's voice. "That Captain sure is OK. Where do you guys want to start?


RICTUS:

As soon as the Captain had left, there were hoots and hollers, suggestions and orders. Most, surprisingly, were fairly honest; a restuarant, a bar, someone suggested a barn, to check out the 'sheep' but Rictus figured that was an in-joke he must have missed.

Barkdreg, once again the centre of attention, was beaming, he had a fist full of gold, a room full of people to out-drink and a whole night to do it. The man couldn't be happier.

"Pub" He said simply,
The others looked around at each at their companions, all at once the chatter started

"But didn't Captain-"

"What? I didn't hear-"

"Nope, sorry, must have missed that-"

"Captain would never-"

"It is a bachelor party..."

"PUB!" And with that, it was a mad scramble for the door and the closest anti-sober device.


LIONHEART:

The young Sgt. Pierre de Lyon did not wholeheartedly approve of the drinking habits of many of the Company but had agreed to attend this wild event in honour of the Captain and his late father.

It was his father who, having told stories of the Company that led him to join some five years earlier and he was now fairly familiar with some of their antics. Many of these had been explained to him by his father shortly before his enrolment. This discussion had originally been intended to dissuade him from joining the company and rather to join the Knights Hospitallers. The latter had always been a dream of his father which he had been unable to fulfil due to certain discrepancies in the family lineage.

His younger brother, Thierry had chosen to fulfil his father's dream and was now based not far from Sicily in the Knight's current home of Malta. In any case, the Company almost always ended up fighting with the Papal armies so it made little difference if it was as part of the Freemen Company or as a Knight of St John.

But it was on days like this when he sometimes wondered whether the greater freedom and worldliness offered by the life of a member of the Freemen was somehow counterbalanced by the disadvantages brought on by such rude excesses as were practiced by the present company. "And to think that the Pope himself pays for these people to fight for him?" he mused

Not that Pierre was a religious fanatic. He simply enjoyed wine to the brews served here at "Demipieds" - "With a name like that too" he thought.

"Hey, de Lion!" roared Barkdreg from the far side of the establishment. "Get drinking or we'll drop you in the fountain!" he laughed at the others.

"I thought the usual rules were that the lucky bonhomme had the benefit of drinking two drinks to each one of the rest of us?" Pierre answered.

"Two!" laughed Warspite. "The bloody bugger's drunk five already and you're still on the second"

This was going to be a long night.


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

"NO!" roared Sgt. Bloomfield, "I have the money! I order the drinks. If you want something, you come to ME!"

There was a sudden scared hush in the pub.

"Ok, barman, lets a have a double round of grappa all around. And make sure that pipsqueak ... what's his name? ... drinks it!"

"The Lion," mumbled Storey.

"What?" asked Bloomfield as the noise around him rose again.

"His name." said Storey, trying to sound sober, "his name is The Lion. The pipsqueak."

Bloomfield "Oh, well, anyway. You and Warspite, come here... Now, we must always do as Captain tells us, right?"

"Right."

Bloomfield: "And Captain told us that we should never think of getting Sergeant Barkdreg stupidly drunk and doing something outrageous like shaving him totally and tying him to the city centre fountain, right?"

"Right."

Bloomfield: "Well here is the plan: we get Sergeant Barkdreg stupidly drungk and shave him totally and tie him to the statute of the Blessed Virgin Mary infront of the cathedral. What do you say?"

Warspite: "Captain wouldn't mind. If he didn't want us to do that, he would have told us not to. I remember him saying city centre fountain."

Storey: "That's right. That's what Captain said. And we always do as he tells us. <Hip>"

Bloomfield: "Alright, it's settled then. Hey, barman, another round, and can we have a bigger glass, or better tankard, for our Dutch friend here? He likes lots of Grappa!"


LIONHEART:

"The Lion?" thought Pierre. "I'll show anyone wild bloody cats if they start abusing the good name of my family".

Getting up and walking towards Bloomfield, he added quietly "et si le honorable pipsqueak peut ajouter, we have also been reminded that 'Old Bertha' need not be called upon for her services tonight and we would ensure that Sgt. Barkdreg's reputation remains unsullied"

"Mais maintenant" he said as he left. "At least we have something half decent to drink even if the pewter jars are a little inappropriate for something so potent"

Sgt Pierre de Lyon was had no inclination to find out if Barkdreg was incapacitated enough to be subjected to the base humiliation that he could expect to come his way. Such barbarism of these common folk. In any case, he was in no fit state dto do much himself.

Besides, being rather new to the Company, he felt such matters should be left to more experienced members of the officer corp such as Warspite, Navilayko, Forster and Storey. They knew the man better so could were obviously the ideal men to determine the right moment.

Hang on there? Where had Storey got to?


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

"Hey, Lion-cub," shouted Bloomfield, "have another grappa!"

He slapped the stylish youth on the back.

"You enjoying yourself yet? Listen, we're going to prepare a special ah... present for our good friend Barky here later on, and we certainly expect you to come along and show your appreciation for your new comrades...

But first, let me tell you something from man to man..." Bloomfield leaned closer and put his arm around de Lion's shoulders. "What is that?" he demanded. De Lion looked puzzled. "That!" continued Bloomfield, "that sword. This is war, you know, not a goddam dress ball and your going to have to get yourself a propper weapon. Not one of those fancy lady-jobs with tassles and the friggin' Venus of Milet worked into the hilt.... Now, here, this is a man's weapon: heavy cavalry sabre, forged in Birmingham. Best bloody blade, melad. Best bleeding blade..."


STOREY:

Storey was having trouble rummaging through his foot locker in his room. He had managed to get Sergeant Rictus to join him with the excuse that he needed help carrying some gear back to the pub while the real reason was he needed help finding his way to his room.

" Where the hell is it?"

Sergeant Rictus stood to the side and watched Storey grope around in one of his storage chests. "What is it your looking for?

"An implement of destruction sir. A find honed tool for a job that needs to be done. Aha! And here it is. This my lad was given to me by my father whose father gave it to him. It's the nearest thing to a family heirloom that I have."

Sergeant Rictus moved a little closer and looked intently. "Isn't that a straight razor?"

"Yes it is." Storey replied as he ran his thumb along the edge.

Sergeant Rictus looked puzzled watching Storey's thumb survive the trip down the blade without a cut. "Seems a little dull to me."

Nah, it's just right. You tend to have to saw the hairs off I know but it will eventually get the job done."

"Is that rust on the blade"

"No, no it's just some old blood from the last time I tried to use it. I think that was Hobston's night on the town before his wedding. Now that's a sad story believe you me."

"Seems to me that there are also a flew nicks in the blade."

"Good God man of course there are nicks. That's what you saw with. Now lets hurry back I know Sgt. Bloomfield is impatient to start the initiation ceremony for the new recruits."

"Ah, I thought this was for Barkdreg. What do the recruits have to do with it?"

"Who do you think is going to have to shave Barkdreg? You don't think any of us would be stupid enough to do it do you? This is just our way of introducing the new men to Barkdreg and visa versa."

"Oh. I'm one of the new men. Does this mean...?"

No, no of course not. You have the task of presenting the sacred blade of redemption to Sgt. Bloomfield for his inspection and that's all. Trust me lad that's all you have to do. How help me find that damn pub. I think it was this way." As he runs into the closed door. "Damn they're moving the doors on me again."


LORD DURHAM:

Ladies Night Out

The ladies sat around a table at 'Guido's Nose' located in the southern dock area of Palermo away from the Company district.

As the boys had decided to take Barkdreg out, the elder Fournier's wife Marguerite decided that turnabout was fair play.

After the men had departed the girls slipped out for their own brand of mayhem. Included were Forster's beauty Danylla, Storey's entourage of Larina, Lupina and the others, Clerk's wife Helena and the various spouses and girl friends of Bloomfield, Misha, Nalivayko, Vimy and the rest. Of course the bride to be Franca was centre of attention. It made for quite a group.

'Guido's Nose' was a rather notorious ladies only bar that was frequented by most of the lower class women of the city. Tonight the Company women decided it would be the perfect place to spend their coin.

It was a loud boisterous place that sported a stage in the centre of the floor. The current act, Gino the 'Bullwhip' was in the middle of his performance. A couple of the younger women blushed.

"Is he deformed?" asked Lupina. Larina giggled.

Helena said, "That's a deformity I wish hubby had."

Larina still giggled. That was her trade mark. Lupina continued, "Careful, he might knock something over."

Marguerite leaned close to Franca, who was rather slack jawed in awe. "So Franca. You and Barkdreg. Was it love at first sight?"

Franca had trouble tearing her eyes away, "Not quite. At first I thought he was quite obnoxious and rude."

Danylla shouted, "And now you know for sure!"

Franca snapped a glare at Danylla, "You haven't taken the time to get to know him. All you see is a loutish brute." She held up a finger and wagged it. "But I looked beyond that! I saw a sensitive man trying to break out of that barbaric exterior."

Helena yelled, "And has it?"

Franca shrugged, "Not yet. I'm still working on it."

Another of the women said, "I wonder what the boys are doing now?"

They all chorused together, "Drinking."

Marguerite asked, "You think Barkdreg is drunk yet?"

Franca shrugged again, "Probably. No matter. What possible trouble could happen to him when he's drunk?"
 
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The Fourth Chronicle of the Free Company


Barkdreg's Marriage - 1572 - Part Two




BARKDREG:

Barkdreg had just finished a beer when Storey entered. The man had problems standing straight and was supporting on Rictus' shoulder.
Rictus held something in his hand.
Barkdreg tried to focus and saw it was a rusty old razor.
"Bloomfield! They're here!"

Bloomfield turned and saw Storey and Rictus, quickly he looked back to de Lion. The young man noticed that something was wrong, everybody was looking at him.
He heard a loud sound. Storey fell, dragging Rictus with him to the ground. With a yelp Rictus fell, something rolled out his hand.
A razor? Everybody was staring at him.
"Oh, no! You're not going..."
He tried to run but Bloomfield grabbed him by the ankles, this combined with the copious amounts of grappa made him land with his face down. Everything turned black.

His vision was coming back. He felt like he couldn't move.
He opened his eyes and saw he was tied on a chair.

Barkdreg stood grinning in front of him.
"Newby, prepare for the rituals that will alowe your entrance in the Free Company. Bring us the first test!"
Screams came from another room, the sounds of someone being dragged to a place he really didn't want to be.
"This is the first test, it's called: Braving the desert."
A door opened and Rictus was trown into the room.
His eyes wide with fear. All the veterans started laughing.
Then de Lion saw it, poor Rictus was dressed as a camel.


LORD DURHAM:

The veterans slowly edged back and looked at each other in anticipation.

Let Barkdreg have his fun they thought. Barkdreg's hazing of the rookies was fast becoming a tradition.

Yes, let the Dutchman have his fun. Then when he least expected it, the real fun would begin.


LIONHEART:

De LYON was a little disturbed by the attention that was thrust on him in that sudden instant but a calm hand on his shoulder allowed him to regain his composure. He was pinned to the floor by Bloomfield and a couple of other guys who he did not know but he felt a certain inevitability. He had, it seems, been chosen as the bait for the little treat that awaited the brusque Dutchman.

Barkdreg still stood above him holding the rutted blade. His broken grin still falshing but betraying a certain instabililty as he lowered himself to perform the ritual while the two large frames of Warspite and Navilyko stood behind him ready for the moment to move on the unsuspecting victim.


BARKDREG:

It had been a terrible brawl, half of Demipieds had been demolished.
Broken stools, bottles, chairs and tables were scattered trough the room. Everybody present had at least a black eye. A few lay passed out on the floor, a bottle hit them on their head or just plain drunk.
Only a few men remained standing:
Barkdreg, ready to punch the lights out of everybody that came to close
Warspite and Navilyako, both holding a stool and trying to down Barkdreg.
Storey, brandishing a rusty old razor
and Bloomfield, putting a bandage on de LYON's head were Barkdreg had shaved with too much enthousiasm.

Warspite and Navilyako circled round Barkdreg and threw their stools at his head. One hit him smack in the face and Barkdreg went down.

Both looked surprised, it was the first time somebody downed the big man. Only a sobbing sound came from the heap of Dutchman on the floor.
Barkdreg rose and the 2 cossacks started to run away, fearing for their lives but to their surprise he didn't attack them.
He stood in the middle of the room, looked at all the mayhem he had created and a tear started forming in his eye.
"My god, how I'm going to miss this."
and to everyones surprise Barkdreg started to weep.


FOURNIER:

Corporal Fournier felt as if he'd been trampled all over. Well actually he'd almost been when he fell off his horse during that charging exercise over a field spotted with obstacles. To add to his misery, the cossacks had been more worried about the horses than about the recruits who were suffering under their harsh training. Only pride would not let him get back to Lt Forster and ask to get back to his old infantry units. Just the thought of the ribbing he'd be subjected to then from everybody was enough to make him shiver. No he would stick to the training and show himself able to stay on the bloody beast. After all he'd managed all right in Austria so it could be that much harder to do it while the horse was galloping and jumping. Only thing was, now he felt like a wrung shirt, certainly not in shape to participate in the drinking bouts everybody was speaking about for the coming wedding night of Sgt Barkdreg.


LIONHEART:

The whole spectacle was now getting rather too amusing for words. Barkdreg was blind drunk and flailing his arms around him causing no little damage to the place. Having challenged everyone in the bar - including the few girls present - to a bare-fist fight he had then proceeded to hurl bottles and stools about the place.

A broken bottle had caught De Lyon square in the face and he was one of the few in the place who wasn't rolling around the floor laughing.

Warspite and Navilayko were doubled up in fits of hysterics on either side of Barkdreg as he picked up two stools and held them over his head challenging everyone again to "take him on". He dropped one stool on his own head and then collapsed to the floor. The other rolled away to the side.

Barkdreg staggered back to his feet again and looked around. The faintest glimmer of a smile crosses his face before his eyes rolled up as his legs gave way beneath him and he collapsed again unconscious to the floor.


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

Bloomfield cried: "Quick, now! Get him, tie him up!"

He had to urge several times more before Warspite, Navilayko and Storey, who had revived a little, approached the huge Dutchman. When they heard him snore they quickly stripped him naked, tied him with the heavy hemp line they had brought from the harbour and under shouts and laughter of the men and greedy stares and knowing smiles from the girls, they shaved Barkdreg completely.

"Quickly, look alive, melads! Quick! If he wakes too soon, there'll be the devil to pay!"

But Barkdreg was out cold. Having shaved him hastily and thoroughly, they stilled the bleeding and carried Barkdreg to the square before the cathedral. The sky was just beginning to brighten with the first light of dawn when they tied him securely to the statue of the Blessed Virgin Mary using the heavy rope. They tied him facing the huge cathedral doors and then quickly ran for safety.

And as day finally broke and light came into the sky, the believers coming from the morning services onto the square beheld the huge figure of Barkdreg, high above the square, squinting in the light and groping the ass of the Blessed Virgin in an effort to make sense of his surroundings. A wail rose, and cries of "Mama mia!" and "Il Anti-Christo!" alerted the monks and clergy men who came running from the cathedral into the square.


FOURNIER:

Immediately upon seeing this blasphemy the archdeacon sent for the ecclesiastical guard. Being wiser than many believed him he took heed of some of the brothers who had recognized the huge figure groping the statue and asked for a double contingent. Arriving at the scene, the Lt in charge of the detachment instantly eyed nervously the man who was stirring but he steeled himself and firmly ordered his men to bring the culprit down. Fortunately for them Barkdreg was still under the effects of the liquor(s) he'd imbibed during the night and they were able to bring him down without a struggle.

Archdeacon : Take that sorry excuse for a man into a cell. I will immediately inform the Bishop and the Inquisitor.

Lt of the ecclesiastical guard : But Sir, this is a member of ...

But the Archdeacon had already left, leaving only his men, the prisoner, and a crowd of curious and outraged people. Torn between his duty and the mayhem the Dutchman would surely raise when he sobered, the Lieutenant beckoned to his senior sergeant.

Lt : Go and inform the Captain of the Company as soon as possible.

Sergeant : Yes Sir, as you say Sir.Leaves running.

Lt : You lot bring the prisoner. Quick, quick, he won't stay drunk all day and I for one do not want to face him sober...


RICTUS:

Back at 'Demipieds'

All around, men, and some women, were stirring from whatever induced sleep or comas they had been residing in. Some cursed upon remembering where they were, others laughed, some went back to sleep. More still groaned as hang overs kicked in.

One man was standing. A little. Fournier the Elder was doing his best to keep his bar area as clean as possible, having decided that the rest of the pub was a lost cause, he needed it clean for the early.

Even the Cossacks were snoring gently, occaisnally fumbling with their swords and sleep fighting whatever foe they were dreaming about.

Elsewhere, De Leon (teehee) was busy easing his nose back into position, while Rictus, remembering what had happened, was busy changing back into his own clothes before anyone else remembered.

With a sigh, Fournier the Elder realised that all his early drinkers were either lying on the floor in front of him or trussed up against a statue, he quickly poured himself something stiff and drank it.

A few of the more sensible drinkers had managed to get to their feet by now and most had taken to the last of the seats in the place. Warspite and Navilayko were up next, loudly proclaiming, much to the chagrin of the rest of the pub, that they intended to (re)start drinking, once they remembered what they had done to Barkdreg.

Next Bloomfield, whose grin was a close rival to Barkdregs the previous night, he staggered to his feet and shambled out of the pub.

Unnoticed by all, Captain framed the doorway, taking in the whole scene, a smile threatened to crease his face, then he turned and walked away.


SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

Bloomfield staggered to the tree standing on the corner of the alley and took the longest piss in human history. Also the strangest, he thought, because the tree and the wall kept swaying back and forth in the oddest manner. Almost as if they wanted to spin in a circle but couldn't quite.

Bloomfield took a deep breath. He was trying to remember what he was holding this razor in his hand for. It looked disgusting, with bits of hair and blood. "Musht be Barphdregs," he thought, "musht be..."
Turning his head back around toward Demipieds took more effort than it should, he thought. "About-faish..." he tried to tell himself and took another deep breath. "Musht give rashor back to Barph... Barphy... Barkwag. <hip>"


LORD DURHAM:

Wedding Morning

Captain breathed deep, held it, then exhaled slowly, "Fine morning, gentlemen. Damn fine morning." He was seated by the wharf within sight of 'Demipieds'. With him were Forster, De La Croix, Thebarge and d'Silva.

Forster sighed, "Kind of wish I was in there." He jerked his head at the tavern.

De La Croix laughed, "Still a sergeant at heart are you, Forster?"

"We could arrange something the same for you when you get married, oui?" Thebarge joined in. "I am certain the men would jump at the chance to take their beloved Lieutenant out on the town."

Forster turned white. "No, no. Just a thought. It was just a thought. I like it right here, thank you."

The early silence of the dawn was broken by the sound of one incredibly loud fart that ripped from the direction of the tavern. A moment later Sergeant Bloomfield staggered around the corner from a side alley and stumbled back into the bar yawning deeply and rubbing his ass.

Captain shook his head and chuckled. "That, gentlemen, is one of my best men."

"How long you going to give them, Captain?" d'Silva asked. "The marriage is today, is it not?"

Captain said, "I guess we should roust them. I just wish they had taken themselves somewhere else. Fournier will probably be furious." He glanced at De La Croix and Thebarge. They took the hint and walked to the tavern.

Forster said, "The girls went out last night too. I wonder if they're in any better shape?"

"It'll be nothing new for the Company. A drunken wedding."

They watched the two men disappear into the tavern. A moment later Thebarge reappeared and jogged towards them. It was no mean feat as the man was not exactly a spring chicken anymore.

"Captain. You're going to love this. They managed to get Barkdreg drunk enough to tie him down and shave him."

Captain smiled. It was a common prank. "What's he look like bald?"

Thebarge shook his head, "Naked. What does he look like naked you should be asking."

They all involuntarily shuddered at the thought. "They shaved all of him?"

Thebarge nodded. "Apparently."

Captain felt a warning bell. "Apparently? What do you mean by apparently? Isn't he there?"

Thebarge spread his hands. "All that's left of him in 'Demipied's' is enough hair to stuff a mattress."

Forster couldn't hold it in any longer. He burst out laughing. "That sounds like the work of..."

* * *

"BLOOMFIELD!"

Sergeant Elliot Bloomfield swung his head around at the sound of his name. Oh-oh, he thought. That's Captain's voice. Guess I better go see him, that is once the room stops spinning. He tried to get out of his chair then decided it was better to remain where he was.

De La Croix was standing at the bar talking to Fournier. Next thing Bloomfield heard was De La Croix yell, "They did what?" Bloomfield raised his head to see De La Croix staring at him. The man's face split into an evil grin.

"Sergeant Elliot Bloomfield! Shame on you. Captain is going to love this!"

Bloomfield's tongue felt larger than his head, "Thtorey. Ith was Thtoreyth' idea. Honetht."

De La Croix's laughter as he left the tavern was fanatically devilish.

* * *

"They tied him where?" Captain rolled his eyes at the news then looked at the sky. The sun was beginning to rise. He pointed at De La Croix, Thebarge and d'Silva. "You, you and you gather up a detail and help put 'Demipied's' back into some semblance of shape." He began to head towards town. "Forster, you're with me. I fear we have some fast talking to do."


FORSTER:

As they walked toward the cathedral, Lt Forster thought, there'll be hell to pay for this one. He was sure the early mass should have started, the sun was already up. That would mean the archbishop would have seen Barkdreg by now. Oh Lord, this will be good.

Captain, I think that Fournier will make an excellent cavalryman. I don't know if he knows it yet, but I can see it in how he holds himself. I know the cossacks have the same idea, they usually make the best suffer the worst, and they sure are given him hell.

Have you gotten wind of any action? It would be nice to take the men out for a little live fire action. It would be great training for the new men too.


LORD DURHAM:

Barkdreg Takes a Bath

"Look Lieutenant..."

"Catallano."

"Catallano. Look Lieutenant Catallano, it was just a bit of fun on the men's behalf. After all, Sergeant Barkdreg is getting married today." Captain stood with hands on hips staring down at the diminutive Lieutenant. The man was obviously uncomfortable. It wasn't every day that the commander of one of the most feared mercenary groups in Christian, Orthodox and Muslim lands confronted him asking for the release of a man that was notorious throughout the city and the countryside. If he had voiced that thought Captain would have added most of Europe too.

Forster asked innocently, "Has he broken down the door yet?"

Catallano gave Forster a quizzical look. Forster and Captain eyeballed each other. Forster continued, "You do have the man in one of your cells, don't you?"

Catallano looked around the office for help. His assistants had their faces buried in their work. "Yes. He is locked up."

Forster sighed, "I guess he's not awake yet."

Captain nodded. "Guess not."

Catallano took the bait, "What do you mean?"

Forster said, "When he wakes up he's going to be hungry. When he's hungry he gets agitated. When he gets agitated he gets angry. When he gets angry he breaks things. When he breaks things he looks for the people that pissed him off. Need I go on?"

Lieutenant Catallano gulped. "How do I explain this to the Archdeacon?"

Captain leaned forward in a conspirational pose and whispered. "Perhaps a healthy contribution on behalf of the Company may ease the Archdeacon's ire."

Catallano pursed his lips. He looked around the room again. He was alone. From the door behind him he heard a voice bellow in the hollowness of the basement halls, "What the hell am I doing here!"

Forster said to no one in particular, "He's awake."

Catallano slumped into his chair like a defeated man. "Very well," he said. "Take him. On one condition."

Captain raised an eyebrow.

"You get him."

* * *

Captain and Forster hustled Barkdreg out of the cell. Someone had thrown an old tattered robe over his frame, much to Captain and Forster's relief. They hired a wagon to take them back to the wharf in front of 'Demipieds' and stood there while the early morning bustle of the town grew. In the background a rather large detail of Company footmen were labouring over the tavern and cleaning up the mess.

De La Croix, d'Silva and Thebarge showed up.

"Mon Dieu, what a stink," Thebarge said. "Is that Barkdreg? He looks like a zombie."

Captain nodded. "We have to clean him up. Get some rope."

De La Croix whistled and a couple of footmen raced over. The Lieutenant barked some orders and shortly they returned with a heavy length of rope.

"Tie it around his ankles," De La Croix said. The footmen looked at each other, then at Captain.

Captain nodded. He leaned toward Barkdreg and said quietly, "Behave yourself now. You're getting married today."

Barkdreg grunted and Captain nodded at the footmen. Hesitantly they tied the rope around the huge man's ankles. De La Croix inspected the knot and barked his satisfaction. He looked at the footmen. "Take the other end and loop it over the crossbeam there." The men obeyed.

By this time a crowd had gathered. Forster pointed out a half dozen more footmen to come lend a hand.

"You men take the rope and when I say so, heave." The men scrambled into position. They looked to Forster. Forster looked to Captain. Captain nodded.

"Heave..."

Barkdreg was jerked off his feet and came crashing to the wooden wharf, then his legs went up followed by the body.

"Ho..." When they had finished pulling on the rope Barkdreg looked like a prize fish. In the process of raising him the robe had fallen from his body. He lwas the colour of an egg shell.

Thebarge said, "Gotta give it to Bloomfield and Storey. They didn't miss a spot."

De La Croix commented, "Should have made Barkdreg sit down first I suppose."

By this time the crowd had grown to include the sergeants who had stumbled from 'Demipieds' to figure out what the noise was about. Rictus and De Lyon were supporting each other while Nalivayko and Warspite stood off to the side with smug looks on their faces. Misha, Zagloba and the others looked like they would rather have been anywhere else.

Forster said, "Swing the crossbeam over the water boys."

When that was accomplished Barkdreg found himself suspended over the dark waters of the bay. "Gently now, lower him men... gently... gently... Gently I said!"

Barkdreg was lowered into the water until only the soles of his feet were visible. After a few moments the footmen hauled him out. He flopped like a fish.

Captain said, "I can still smell him." He looked at Forster. "Again."

This went on for some time until Captain decided Barkdreg was clean. He ordered the man lowered to the deck.

Lieutenant Forster said, "For a man so large he's got a pretty small..."

"That will be enough, Lieutenant," Captain said.


FORSTER:

Lt Forster saw Sgt Bloomfield off on the side. He looked really trashed. He walked over and said, you know, I don't think I would want to be in your's and Storey' boots once Barkdreg figures out what happened to him. You two might want to take a 3 day pass right after the wedding. I think he'll be quiet enought until then. I'll notify the clerk right away.

He walks off trying not to laugh out loud. God damn, I wouldn't want to be them. Then he couldn't help it, he just bust out laughing so hard he almost fell off dock.


BARKDREG:

Everybody sat in the church, waiting for the wedding to begin.
Barkdreg stood in front of the church, surprisingly clean and hairless. Most of the company was present, the long waiting made them look sick. Or was it the hang over? The heat was unbearable, the thirst even more. All was ready for the wedding except...the priest.
Nobody had seen father Ariel and without him there could be no wedding. The captain had started a search for the man. After a while he was found, father Ariel had emptied the entire supply of communion wine and had passed out. Barkdreg was furious, slowly he started to turn red.
"Nobody leaves, I gonna fetch me a priest."
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"Enter"
Lieutenant Catallano entered the office of the archdeacon
"Yes lieutenant?"
"Sir, the man we took prisoner this morning has escaped."
"What! A naked drunk has escaped from your custody? You will be punished for this, you will be demoted! How can we trust those protestant heretics in your hands when you can't even hold on to a drunk! Report this to the Inqiusitor! He won't be to happy!"

"But Sir, it was none of my fault! He tore down a door and knocked out three guards!"

"Hah, pathetic lies! I don't believe this. I won't believe a man can tear down doors until I see it myself."
With a loud crash the archdeacon's door fell into the room, the dust settled and the decon saw...
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The waiting was starting to get hard. Several men were snoring and Bloomfield was very thirsty, this heat with a hangover was torture.
Rictus was starting to look a little green and de Lyon clearly had an headache. Okay, too long is too long. Bloomfield stood up and mumbled something like: Let him get married another day.
A loud voice resounded
"Sit down, I've got a priest! Let the wedding begin."
Barkdreg entered the church and held a large canvas sack.
He opened the sack and emptied it. A small, bald man fell out it.
It was the archdeacon.


FOURNIER:

The archdeacon looked around, confused and bruised. He had just been scolding Lt Catallano when a whirlind invaded his office. Then his only memories were of ending into a dark and confining place and then being dropped on the floor. Shaking his head he raised himself on his hands : well obviously he was in the cathedral but what was he doing here. He turned his head and then scrambled backward : he was standing at the foot of a giant, one without a hair on his face and head, and sporting a brand new cavalryman outfit. The archdeacon could not understand a word the brute was saying, was he already in Hell ? No, no he could see the Cross behind the altar. Then another figure entered his field of vision, a figure he knew : this was the captain of the mercenary company in His Holiness employ, and now that he lokked around he could recognize that most of those present must the mercenaries and their dependents. The captain approached, took his hand and hoisted him to his feet.

Captain, looking calm and composed : Please, get up Father, it is unseemly for you to kneel at our pooor sinners' feet. And we need you to perform my Sergeant's marriage ceremony; it looks like our priest is ill.

The archdeacon, bewildered, blinking : What ? What marriage ?

The Captain, still as serious and pointing a hand toward Barkdreg : That of my Sergeant here and of signorina Blanca.

The archdeacon turned on his heels and peered at the giant's standing behind him with a large sack in his hand. Something familar nagged at the archdeacon'mind. Suddenly he made the connection and moved back, bumping into the Captain.

The archdeacon, in a shrill voice, rising in volume : Never ! This man is blasphemer ! A heretic ! I won't do it ! Help !

Giving Barkdreg a wide berth, or at least as wide as the central aisle of the nave would give him with Barkdreg planted in the middle glaring at him, the archdeacon began to make his way toward the exit, whitefaced and shaking...
 

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The Fourth Chronicle of the Free Company


Barkdreg's Marriage - 1572 - Conclusion





SGT.BLOOMFIELD:

The Wedding

Before the archdeacon could slip out of the church, and after a few grunted threats from Barkdreg and a quiet word from Captain (and a certain contribution to the cause), he agreed to officiate. Sgts Misha and Zagloba sat down again and put their weapons away. Lt. Forster was sent out to fetch wine for the communion.

And then the chapel bells started ringing, and several of the company jerked up, rubbing sleep from their eyes. An excited hush fell over the congregation, interrupted only by a loud burp from Sgt Navilayko. Franca's numerous family, sitting on the right side of the church shot worried and disgusted looks over at the assembled soldiers. As unobtrusively as possible, Sgt Bloomfield slipped into his place in the first row, beside Storey, carrying a small package. D'Silva hushed Rictus who was telling everybody how good he felt, not a trace of hang over at all...

The organ started playing the processional and Warspite got up and started dancing, but was quickly pulled down again by his comrades. De Lyon took his arm off the shoulder of the Lady Bonomma, Franca's mother. He straightened, tucked his number-one uniform in place, smiled one more time a the charming Lady, and slipped over to the where the Free Company men were sitting.

Franca, led by her father, and Barkdreg, supported by Forster, walked slowly down the aisle, where the nervous arch deacon was waiting. In a shrill and shaky voice, he offered a prayer, and the familiar words seemed to calm him down.

The archdeacon took a deep breath and asked Franca and Barkdreg if they had come freely and without reservation to give themselves to the other in marriage, if they would honour and love each other as husband and wife for the rest of their lives, and if they would accept children from God lovingly and bring them up according to the law of Christ and His church. Franca smiled and said yes, clasping Barkdregs arm. Barkdreg grunted.

Several of the men jumped up and started clapping, formed a spontaneous promenade around the church and seemed to produce wine bottles from nowhere. They waved cheerfully at the bewildered family of the bride and pinched several of her cousins, before Captain managed to explain to them that the wedding was not yet over.

After everyone had settled again, the archdeacon corked his hipflask, put it away, and continued with the ceremony:

"Do you, Barkdreg take Franca Maria Carlotta Sabina Gloria Virginia Flora Eva Joanna Felicitas Prima Claudia Veronica Martha Lara Trasimena di Bonnoma to be your lawfully wedded wife, promise to be true to her in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

Barkdreg shrugged: "If you say so, archie."

The archdeacon shot a nervous glance at Captain and after receiving a stern nod, coninued:

"Do you, Franca Maria Carlotta Sabina Gloria Virginia Flora Eva Joanna Felicitas Prima Claudia Veronica Martha Lara Trasimena di Bonnoma take Barkdreg to be your lawfully wedded husband, promise to honor and obey him in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, till death do you part?"

Franca nodded: "I do"

Again the men had to be restrained and the silence that eventually ensued was disturbed only by the quiet rustling made by Sgt Bloomfield unwrapping his package.

The archdeacon raised his hands and proclaimed, "What God has joined, man must not divide!" and he blessed the couple and the wedding rings.

Sgt. Bloomfield nudged Storey and showed him the contents of the package. A certain smell started to fill the chapel.

The couple exchanged rings.

The archdeacon spoke again: "I may now proclaim you husband and wife, but first I must remind you of the solemnity of what you have undertaken with the blessing of the Church: Husbands love your wives as Christ also loved the Church and delivered himself up for it; that he might sanctify it, cleansing it by the laver of water in the word of life that he might be present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle or any such thing, but that it should be holy, and without blemish, so also want man to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loves his wife, loves himself. For no man ever hated his own flesh; but nourishes and cherishes it, as also does Christ the Church; because we are members of his body...."

The archdeacon got no further as Storey jumped up, mumbled "omigod" and looked desperately around. He ran over to Holy Water basin and vomitted in dreadful, heaving fits. Lady Bonomma fainted and de Lyon rushed over to assist her, ellbowing Franca's father out of the way. The men jumped up and shouted, and led by Navilayko started singing "The Little Whore of Odessa". Somebody revived Rictus who had passed out on a bench. Barkdreg grabbed Franca by the ass, pulled her close, ripped her veil off and started kissing her. The rest of Franca's family fainted and Warspite, Bloomfield and Forster couldn't stop laughing. Everybody ran out of the chapel, laughing, clapping and brandishing various bottles, pouring out into the clear sun of a beautiful mediterranean morning.

"But, but..." stammered the archdeacon, "they have to sign the Baptismal Register, otherwise it's not legal..."

"Uuaargh-aaargh" said Storey, still bent over the Holy Water basin.


LORD DURHAM:

The Reception at Demipieds

Captain shrugged his shoulders and shook his head. Sending a cleanup detail to 'Demipied's' had been a complete waste of time. The reception had been going since the marriage party had stumbled into the place and showed absolutely no sign of letting up. At one point Captain looked at Fournier and smiled weakly. Fournier winked in return, poured two huge beers and worked his way over to the table where Captain sat. He joined him and they toasted old times.

"I'm getting old, old friend. I can't keep up like I used too."

Fournier was surprised. That was the first admission that Captain had ever made about anything other than his trade to anyone, as near as he knew. Being a bartender helped. Everyone told the bartender things.

Over the next table Sergeant De Lyon and Corporal Fournier were in a heated discussion that escalated with rising voices.

"Will!"

"Will not!"

"Will!"

"Will not!"

"Will!"

"Will not!"

Captain barked, "Gentlemen. Please. What the hell are you two arguing so eloquently about?"

They both started speaking at once, pointing at each other.

The elder Fournier gently said, "Son, let the Sergeant speak first, like a good lad."

With an air of triumph Sergeant De Lyon said, "No doubt when word of this disastrous wedding and the handling of the Archdeacon reaches the ears of the Pope we shall be forced to relocate from this fair town!"

Captain nodded and looked to the Corporal, "And you?"

"I was merely disagreeing with him sir."

"I see." Captain was quiet a moment. "Sergeant, your father was a very good man. We all miss him deeply. He highly recommended you to us you know. No doubt he has told you that we always take care of our own?"

De Lyon nodded slowly, "Yes sir, he has always boasted of it."

"Good then. You'll be happy to know that I have settled with the Archdeacon for any inconvenience he has suffered at our hands. And trust me when I tell you it is not the first time the Archdeacon has indeed suffered at our hands."

Corporal Fournier was suddenly interested, "How did you manage that sir?"

"Let's just say the church will begin construction on a new wing sometime in the near future. Priests are a forgetful lot if you give them a good reason." Captain reached for his beer.

De Lyon said, "Won't that cost the Company dearly?"

The elder Fournier laughed deeply, "It will cost the Company nothing if I know my Captain, but it will put a dent into Barkdreg's share of plunder."

Captain added, "He won't even notice anyway. I've never met a man that had a better nose for loot than that damned Dutchman."

Sergeant's Bloomfield and Storey staggered up to the table with a limp Sergeant Rictus between them. Storey had a short memory when it came to the practical jokes he suffered at the hands of the others. He and Bloomfield were acting like best of friends. They each had one of Rictus' arms over each shoulder. The young Sergeant's head was lolling about as he babbled inanities.

De Lyon said, "The man's dead drunk."

Bloomfield raised a leg and let one rip. His face had a look of pure joy. "Man claimsh he can out drink Barkdrag... er Breakjob... ah you know who..."

Storey had one eye open and one eye closed. He was concentrating on a wooden knot in the table. "Can.t even out drink... ushh."

Bloomfield swung his head to Rictus' slumped form and tapped him across the face a few times. The young Sergeant opened his eyes for a moment, gurgled something and blew bubbles, then dropped off to sleep again. "Sharghent Shtorey?" Bloomfield asked in as much dignity as he could muster.

"Yessh Sharghent Blofeld."

"Perhapssh we sshould take the young man to... shee Old Bertha."

"Grand idea, leshts go."

They staggered three paces and crumpled into a pile.

Corporal Fournier and Sergeant De Lyon looked at each other. De Lyon said, "Shoot me with an arquebus if I ever get like that."

Corporal Fournier nodded. They had finally agreed on something.

At that same moment Lieutenant Forster sat down heavily with a tankard of ale. He was obviously making up for lost time.

"Lieutenant," Captain began, nodding in acknowledgement. "Misha, Warspite, Nalivayko and Vimy have been strangely quiet during this whole marriage. Are they OK?"

Forster burped. "Can.t say for sir, sure... er sure, sir. Maybe something's going 'round."

Captain grunted, "Well, let's hope it's temporary." He finished his beer. "Forster, when things quiet down I want you to take the Sergeants out for a three day extended patrol."

Forster raised an eyebrow. "All of them? Even these two?" He pointed his boot towards the crumpled forms of Bloomfield and Storey, their heads each resting on either side of Sergeant Rictus who was snoring loudly between them.

"Especially those two. When Barkdreg becomes coherent in a few days he'll want to find out who shaved him."

"Yes sir." Forster suddenly looked miserable.

"And take Corporal Fournier too. If the lad doesn't learn how to ride well the men could very well pick on him the same way they treat Storey."

Forster was really miserable now. "Ah hell! You might as well give me Rictus too then. Looks like he's gaining quite the reputation as a drinker."

"Good idea Lieutenant."

Forster wished he hadn't sat down with Captain.


RICTUS:

Rictus kept drifting in and out of consciousness, the fog surrounding his senses would also lift occaisnally, allowing for normal thought.

It was during one of these brief moments when he had time to reflect on what had happened. These memories often flashed into his mind, most hedidn't want to see;

Six pints...

Challange Barkdreg...

Outdrink Storey...

Clarification suddenly formed in his mind,

someone else volunteered him to outdrink Barkdreg.

He had twelve STRONG pints of mead (quickly)

And someone...someone...had...spiked his drinks...Rictus shrugged idly, that would explain his condition, he wasn't a bad drinker, maybe not in the league of the cossaks or the Dutchman, but come on. He was better than this.

And there it was again, that sensation of movement. He rolled his head to one side and saw Storey and Bloomfield dragging him across Demipied, or somewhere that looked like Demipied. Wisps of conversation reached him.
"Sthorey?...ld Bersha"
"...od idea"

There it was again, that moving sensation. But by now, Rictus didn't care, because unconsciousness had claimed all three of them now and they collaspsed into a heap, blissfully unaware, and very, very drunk [at the time].


LIONHEART:

Pierre surveyed the rest of the motley bunch of men he was with patrolling along the west coast away from Palermo. Living off the land was all well and good but these summer days were at little unbearable decked out in his latest battle armour sent from mother. He was starting to think that his shiny new armour made him stand out a little too much amongst the rest of the Company would tended to use booty for their arms.

The whole excursion was proving a little tiresome. From time to time a Turkish or Spanish ship could be sighted off-shore which often roused the men into grotesquely displaying all sorts of courtesies at the passing ships. Otherwise it was trekking up a bare rock and scaring sheep being the order of the days.

The first day had been the worst. Still not entirely recovered from the previous three days of drinking, most of them nursed the worst hangovers of their lives. Two whole barrels of grappa had gone on the night before the wedding alone. De Lyon was not going to touch the stuff again.

Food was bareable although most of the time, all they seemed to eat were sardines. Where did Storey get to when the rest of the men sat around the camp-fire for dinner?

Forster, for some reason, appeared to be less than pleased to take on the task of leading this expedition to nowhere which no more purpose that to keep everyone out of Barkdreg's way and allow Fournier to clean up the wreckage that had been Demipieds. Michal, the younger Fournier, was still trying to learn, unsuccessfully it must be admitted, how to correctly handle his steed. "Learn to do that properly", Forster had mentioned to him, "and we'll be able to give you more of a behind-the-scenes command role". Warspite was being less than helpful by habitually riding up just behind the young corporal and slapping his mount on the hindquarters. Well if it wasn't Warspite it would be Navilayko. At least the young Fournier could speak french rather than the more colourful members of the company

Bloomfield tended to lose interest in the joke by early evening after he offered Storey some sardines for the fifth time the same day. Clearly one who would have preferred to spend the days back in Palermo with the familar haunts of Demipieds and the seedier districts of town.

The company stopped to rest again as De Lyon adjusted his nose once more. Bloody Bastard, he thought. That's gonna take weeks to get back. I'm sure the Signora di Bonomma was horrified at me on the day of the wedding. One wouldn't want to be out of favour with her. After all she was the wife of the provincial governor. "Baissez mon queue", he thought. His vocabularly had widened considerably in these past few weeks.


LORD DURHAM:

Return to Palermo

After the three day extended patrol the men wearily returned to Palermo.

The city guard chuckled when they saw a certain Corporal walking his horse. His gait was somewhat unsteady, like he had bruised thighs or had been at sea too long.

Behind him two huge easterners, Cossacks by the look of them, were grinning from ear to ear and pointing at the hapless Corporal. Their Lieutenant cast them an extremely peeved look. Obviously it had been an arduous patrol.

As the Cossacks rode by they switched to English for the benefit of the guard. "Maybe the Lieutenant should outfit the boy with a donkey."

"Hah! Or a least a dozen pillows."

"Yes. Yes. All that fur they shaved from Barkdreg could fill several pillows. Grand idea Nalivayko. That calls for a drink."

They rode on. The guard was kind of bemused. It was barely past dawn.

* * *

Sergeant Bloomfield and Sergeant Storey walked like two men about to meet their maker. They studied every shadow, every alley and every window as they made their way to Demipieds. At one point two kids came shouting from around a corner and the two men literally jumped in alarm. The rest of their trip was spent walking furtively and looking over their shoulders.

When they entered the tavern they did so wearily, ready to bolt at the first sign of trouble.

Behind the bar Thibaut Fournier smiled wickedly as he cleaned a mug before stacking it with some others. He wondered how long he should make the two Sergeants sweat. As the pair inched their way across the floor to a table Thibaut finally spoke up, "He's gone."

They jumped at the sound of his voice and looked at their former comrade turned tavern owner. Thibaut continued, "Barkdreg and his wife have gone into the countryside for a two week vacation at the insistence of Captain and her father."

The tension drained immediately from Bloomfield and Storey and they swaggered to a table occupied by De Lyon and Rictus. They sat down and ordered ale.

They gave Rictus the fish eye. After several long drawn out moments the young Sergeant said, "What! Why are you looking at me like that!"

Storey ignored him and said to Bloomfield, "I thought it was a prerequisite that Sergeants had to be able to hold their liquor."

Bloomfield nodded, "Most definitely. I guess once in a while someone slips through the cracks."

Rictus sputtered, "I can hold my ale! I told you my drinks were spiked that night!"

Storey and Bloomfield looked at each other. De Lyon was suddenly very intent on studying his fingernails.

The looks they gave Rictus were very conciliatory. "Of course they were, young Sergeant. Of course."

"They were!"

Bloomfield nodded in sympathy, "Whatever you say Rictus. Oh, hey. Have you seen that hot waitress over there." He pointed behind the young Sergeant.

Rictus turned, "Where?"

Bloomfield said, "Over there."

Meanwhile Storey had produced a container of grappa and emptied a healthy dose into Rictus' beer.

Rictus turned back. "That one's a cow. You need your eyes examined."

Storey shrugged, "I say we toast Barkdreg's honeymoon."

They all raised their mugs and clashed them together. De Lyon was a little tentative at first, then they downed the contents of their mugs. Wiping his mouth and smacking his lips Bloomfield called for more.

Another round was set up and Storey began some casual conversation. Suddenly Bloomfield pointed. "On the floor over there, is that a silver piece?"

Rictus turned to look and Storey topped up his ale once again withthe grappa. Rictus said, "Your eyes really are failing. It was just a button."

Bloomfield sighed, "Sorry. You're right. Must be my eyes." There was a few moments of quiet before he went on, "I say we toast the Pope."

De Lyon started to say, "What fo..." when he felt a boot catch him in the shin. It was everything not to shout in pain. He gave Storey a pained look and said between clenched teeth, "Yes. Let's toast the Pope."

They raised their mugs and downed the beer.

* * *

A couple of hours later Misha and Khan walked into Demipieds. A few tables over they saw Bloomfield, Storey and De Lyon sharing a good story. With disgust they noticed Sergeant Rictus was face up on the floor, his breeches wet.

Khan shook his head, "The poor boy can't hold his drink."

Misha agreed. "Look at him. He couldn't even make the trough."

As they found a table the sounds of laughter followed them.


RICTUS:

His act was going well, a little swaying, falling off his chair and the fools were easily, well, fooled.

Huh, pooring grappa into his drink? At least this time he was sober enough before hand to realise it straight. Distracting him? How stupid did they think he was?
The laughter died away and he figured he'd been briefly forgotten, so he began worming his way away from the others, inch at a time so as not to attract attention.

He gave it twenty minutes for the alcahol he had consumed to come and go, then, he go fairly unsteadily to his feet and walked away, Bloomfield and Storey were sharing another joke now, probably at the expense of Lionheart. If they saw him, they didn't say, he was probably just another soldier in a soldier bar.

Once far enough, he took a seat and pulled out a thin throwing knife, he sighted along the blade until Bloomfields neck came into view, he sighed, readjusted his aim so that his jaw was in view, he waited for another precious moment until Bloommeadow was taking another lengthy swig and he hurled the knife.

With a resounding thud, and a twanging noise the knife quivered to a halt hilt deep in the wooden mug, beer was trickling out the sides and onto a pale Flowerfield.

If it was ONE thing he was good at, it was his aim. He had meant to do that.


LORD DURHAM:

Bloomfield continued drinking as if nothing had happened, no easy feat considering the length of the throwing knife protruding from his mug and the fact its contents were trickling down his arm. With an apparent outside calmlness he set the tankard down. De Lyon noticed the man was quite white. Storey, who was now sitting off to the side so his back was partially to Rictus, blew air out of his cheeks in a sigh of relief. That knife had passed by awfully close to his head.

Quietly he said to Bloomfield, "Nice throw."

Bloomfield replied through clenched teeth. "Damn nice throw. Wonder where he learned how to do that?"

"Think we should invite him back over and ask?"

"Sure. Just put away the grappa bottle. We'll have to think of something else."

"Later."

"Much later."

They both looked at Rictus with huge smiles on their faces.

De Lyon shook his head in disbelief. Father never told him about this.


FOURNIER:

Corporal Michel (and not Michal ) Fournier had finished rubbing and brushing his horse and filling its bucket with oats. Not that he really liked the animal considering what he'd suffered during the patrol, but it was customary in the company that any rider takes care of the beast he used, regardless of his rank. He would have had to suffer Lt Forster's scolding if he had not done it and the Lieutenant was in a foul mood tonight. To tell the truth not many people had really enjoyed the patrol, except perhaps Sgts Warspite and Nalivayko. Walking gingerly to try and spare his raw inner sight the Corporal made his way to his father's place. He was just entering when Rictus made some movement and then a throwing knife sprouted from Bloomfield's mug. Frowning at this new evidence of the lack of respect the Company men showed to his father's ware, Michel made his way to a corner table and let himself fall on the bench...and jumped up immediately : he'd forgotten his ass felt somewhat tender too and he barely muffled a cry of pain. Looking blackly around him to see whether anybody would dare make fun of him loudly enough that he could hear he sat down slowly, made a sign to Isabella who was the only serving maid at this early hour, and ordered some stew, ruminating darkly on the woes of the cavalry and wondering if it had really been a good idea to ask for his transfer.


LORD DURHAM:

Captain did something he very rarely did. He sat with the enlisted men. It's not that Captain didn't care, it's just he felt a certain aloofness went a long way towards maintaining the mystique of the Free Company. He felt a commanding officer held no greater fear other than God on earth.

Today he made an exception.

After the episode with Barkdreg he realized the men were feeling stir crazy. Palermo was their home but war was their life. Lieutenant Forster had approached him about possible changes in the Free Company concerning rank and organization. These were items that Captain gave serious thought to, but he felt Forster was too preoccupied with other things to pursue and contribute to the matter. He decided to wait for Lieutenant Forster to readdress the changes in a more detailed and lasting tone.

As for Sergeant Storey, he knew the antics of the man were near legendary with the Company, and yet the Sergeant struck him as detached and more concerned with other events. His mind did not appear to be on the job at hand. It was sad, the man had so much potential. He could be Lieutenant material if not more.

As for Sergeant Misha, the man was a paradox. He was a veteran who had seen so much time with the Company but lately had become unwilling to participate even in Barkdreg's Wedding. His mind too appeared to be elsewhere, as did the Cossack Warspite. Maybe the man regretted relocating to Palermo with the Company. Warspite talked of having Captain aiding in a long drawn out political and military scenario in his home country but Captain found that kind of difficult if he himself did not receive some reciprocal treatment from all parties concerned.

Life was not a one way street Captain thought as he sat down beside a very surprised Corporal Fournier. Captain was not a stupid man by any stretch of the imagination. He wouldn't be leader of the most feared mercenary company in the known world if he was. He idly watched Sergeant Bloomfield pull a knife from his drinking mug and toss it to the newly promoted Sergeant Rictus.

"Bloomfield bugging the rookies again Corporal?" Captain asked. Thibault walked over with a mug of draught and a platter of bread and cheese. Captain nodded and Michel said, "Thank you Father."

Captain took a long drink. "Corporal. Word has reached me you have been trying your hand at cavalry for the past while."

Corporal Fournier shifted uneasily and replied, "Is it that obvious sir?"

Captain smiled that half smile he was well known for. "It is son. It is. I handled it not much better than you when I was your age. It's nothing to be ashamed of." Captain leaned forward. "Michel. The company is getting old. We are working in the youngsters like yourself and Rictus over there, but it's a slow process. I want you to know I have my eye on all of you. It's people like you that will keep the traditions alive when people like your father and me are gone."

Corporal Fournier didn't like the direction this talk was going. He always felt deep down that his father would live forever.

Captain pointed to an adjoining room, as if reading his mind. "Next room is the Wall of Remembrance, commissioned by our very own Sergeant Misha. I know Clerk has taught you well. You have already proven your worth to the Company on more than one occasion. I ask that you pick up the torch and do not forget us. None of us." Captain smiled again, "Not even Barkdreg."

Michel Fournier was wide eyed.

"You may perceive that men like Bloomfield and Barkdreg treat you rough, but remember one thing. You are of the Company. It doesn't matter what prank they pull or what story they tell. Each and every one of them will be there for you when it counts. Remember that." Captain finished his beer and made to stand. "If you don't believe me son, then ask you father." He began to walk away. Michel heard him say on his way out, "You are the future Michel. Treat us well."

He left the tavern.

Michel suddenly felt very burdened.


Thus ends the fourth chronicle of the Free Company
 

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The Fifth Chronicle of the Free Company


The Second Infidel Wars: 1579 - 1588



MISHA:

"The Captain is considering a contract that would send some of us against the Turk. Are you game?" Sergeant Misha asked his loyal Pole assistant, Corporal Kozsey.

"Who'd we be workin' for? I thought the Turks just finished whuppin' up on everyone in the vicinity," Kozsey replied.

"Word is the Venetians are going to take another crack at them, peace treaty or no. I suspect the Republic will use alliance politics to circumvent the 5 year ceasefire agreement."

Kozsey furrowed his brow in thought, a sight his slim sergeant always found comical. But despite looking like a big dumb blonde lunk, Kozsey had a good head on his shoulders - at least on those rare occasions when he chose to use it. Misha waited for the huge corporal's considered response.

"Well, we ain't gettin' any younger. And while Palermo is a nice town, it's got a real 'lived in' feel now. Me & the boys could use a chance to kick up our heels & have some real fun - maybe meet some new wimmen. Plus, someone needs to teach the Turk a lesson or three. Can't think of anyone better than us!" Kozsey grinned down at the smaller sergeant. "What do you think Sarge?

"I can't disagree Corporal. This might be our last chance to strike a real blow for Christendom. I'll inform the Captain that we're willing to volunteer for the mission if he is able to secure the contract."

Kozsey smiled & licked his lips. "Mmm! I can taste the souvlaki & shishkebab now! And those eastern women - oolala!"

Misha smiled & turned away, heading for the HQ. The old sergeant knew one thing - this would be his last campaign. Then he would be just another memento on the Hall of Remembrance. Not a bad way to go, all things considered.


LORD DURHAM:

Prelude to War

It had been planned for some time now. Delegates from Venice had journeyed to Palermo in the fall of 1582 with money and dreams of revenge. They sorely wanted vengeance on the Infidel Turk that had taken so much from them as a result of the wars fought seven years past. Wars that had cost them the provinces of Istria and Illyria.

Captain listened. They too had fought in the previous Infidel Wars seven years before, but they had been retained towards the end of the conflict. By the time they had arrived on the scene there was little to do except wave their fists and hunt down stray Turks in Turkish controlled Istria. When peace was declared they were discharged of their contract and forced to return home with little to show and an immense hatred for the atrocities they had witnessed at the hands of the heathens.

Even the Cossacks were outraged for a moment.

Many of the Free Company knew this would probably be their last kick at the old campaign can. Most of the veteran Lieutenants and Sergeants were in their late 50s to mid 60s. Most of them had at least one, if not more, sons in the Company. Most of these sons were themselves Sergeants or Corporals.

The basic makeup of the Company had not changed over the years. The only major change was the addition of another 400 horse to bring the cavalry compliment to 800. They were still under the command of Lieutenant Forster, now a wily veteran in the use of the 'caracolle'.

Constant replenishment of those that had died meant at least two regiments were typically green. That could be overlooked. The other six were elite. The Companie's reputation preceded itself now, and though they could suffer setbacks like any other force, the enemy looked twice when word spread that the Free Company was waiting for them across the field.

The Venetian delegates were taken aback but overjoyed at the fierce show of anticipation for the upcoming war by the Company soldiers when the question was put to them. They went home quite satisfied.

For their part the Company quietly said goodbye to their loved ones and began the long land trek through Sicily, up Italy and finally to Venice. There they were quartered apart from the allied armies that were already gathering for the upcoming conflagration. They were given preferential treatment. No one argued.

Finally, on May 23 of the year 1583 Venice and her allies Russia, Netherlands, Hungary, Milan, and Ryazan declared war on the barbaric Turk and her ungodly allies Algiers, Wallachia, Oman and the Crimea.

A day later 30000 men including 4000 soldiers of the Free Company descended into Istria.


LIONHEART:

From the protection of a small grove on the top of a small outcrop, Storey's cavalry scouted the movement of a force occupying the village of Burevic.

"The infidel!", hissed Corporal Crofter to his side. "Doesn't look to be much more than a few hundred at most".

"Easy work for the Company boys I think", answered Storey. "Hardly worth bringing everyone up here but I guess the newer lads need to see a little fighting and perhaps we can have a little private competition to gain the standard."

"There's also not much in the way of booty down there", he thought. " Still, better get news to the Captain. After all, if there's anything to be gained, it hardly seems right that it should go to the Venetians.". With a deft movement he wheeled his mount full round and, well out of earshot of the unknowing Turks, he headed back to bring the news to the Company leaders.


STOREY:

Corporal Storey agreed with Crofter that this would be an idea learning experience for the men. He himself had only been with the company for a little less than a year but had managed to impress the captain and get promoted to corporal and had also managed to do something his father never succeeded in doing. Getting permanently assigned to the Calvary. As he left the scouting party and rode back to inform the company leaders he thought of that last day in Palermo....

Sgt. Storey stood on the dock as he had many times before waiting for the company to finish loading it's gear. he had Maria on one arm and Nadia on the other. The boats bobbed in the harbor but Storey forcefully ignored the motion. For the first time in many years he was not shipping out with the company. Before him stood his oldest son. A little taller, quicker and maybe. God forbid, a little better looking. Sgt. Storey paused while some of his old comrades passed before starting to give his last few words of advice.

"Listen to me for once in your life. I know you can take care of yourself but your now with professionals not amateurs. There's a world of difference from surviving on the docks and surviving a pitched battle. Out there on a battle field your going to have to face the man you kill instead of sticking a knife in his back like your so call friends do on the docks. Some of the men here are as smart as a brick wall but if they start to tell you the best way to do something listen to them. They know their job backwards and forwards. Learn fast and be thorough and you to can be a sergeant someday. As far as the men you'll be with all I can say is trust the captain in whatever he says. Hmmm, If by chance Barkdreg is going I would recommend staying away from him for awhile. Now don't get me wrong he's a good man to have in front of you in a fight it's just that he gets all excited and starts flaying away with his sword and sometimes gets a little careless and I don't want you to loss your head. Now son all I have to give you besides my advice is this family heirloom." Storey holds up a dull razor. "Now if anyone comes and asks to borrow it go ahead and give it to him and then run as fast and as far as you can and stay away until the next morning. Trust me on this. Now it's time to board so get going and good luck."
With that they embraced before private Storey climbed the gangplank. Sgt. Storey watched him climb aboard with a little turn of his stomach and thought to himself.
"Well I may have passed down my good looks to him but thank God he got his cast iron stomach from his mother." Hers was a sailing family from southern Spain and his son took to sailing as a duck to water.


FOURNIER:

Corporal Fournier had stood proud on the waterfront this time. His parents had obviously been worried about what he would be going into but his mother had not been wroth like the time he left for Austria and his father had been easy going : after all his son had proved he could take care of himself. Even his horse did not seem a wild beast anymore but a good and faithful companion. He'd never have believed that a few years ago. The cossacks who had been training the cavalry recruits did not make fun of him as they did then either : he was not as good ahorse as they were and he probably never would but he was not bad on it either, their training had seen to that.
Now moving with the main train of the company, Michel was daydreaming a bit : many of the officers were aged veterans and seeing the rage in the venitian soldiers' eyes it was sure they'd see action. Everybody would have a chance to prove himself so there was a good chance of promotion, if not during the war itself at least at the end of the campaign. Knowing for several months that there was a chance the Company would face the heathens, the Corporal had even found himself a teacher to try and learn to speak and write their language. An old Jew in Palermo had agreed to do that but it had taken all his savings to pay him.
"God blast the Jews for greedy bastards!" thought Fournier. "Well, let's hope it had been worthwhile for I don't even have a few coppers to pay for one of the cheap whores following the army. And if their blasted tongue is hard, I can hardly read a word of it with all its curlicues and their heathenish practice of writing in the wrong direction."Note : I supposed the Turks used the arabic alphabet and wrote right to left with it but I don't know if that's correct.
The Corporal was suddenly wrenched from his thoughts when he noticed Corporals Storey and Crofter galloping toward the column.


LIONHEART:

"Company look's to be getting action", Lyon said to his understudy, Corporal Giscard Papillon. "The wise old Captain's just returned from the Venetian encampment and seems keen to get the boys moving again"

"Mais, a boat blurdy time too, 'ow zey say", answered the fellow Frenchman. "Let uz urp we ave a chance to prouve ur currage een battle"

Captain was already speaking with the rest of the commanders and was pointing in the general direction of the region in which the young Storey had made his earlier scouting into the interior. The lad was indeed a natural with the horses, even at such a young age. Not like Fournier who now seemed to think he was the bees-knees in dressage even though these fancy moves would be of little use to him in battle when faced against a horde of angry pagans. Storey, could turn his horse on a point while all Fournier could do was to coax an unwilling beast into a wide circular movement - but never in formation.

After an interlude of some 30 minutes, the signal was raised to the restless band of honourable mercenary to move inland. Each company Sergeant, organised his own into a respectable formation and, to the sound of the company drum, they led there men forward to battle leaving the Venetian forces behind to fortify the beachhead before the push to the main object.

The company struck out a fearsome profile as the full 4000 followed a brisk step on the 10 mile (16km ) journey. All were itching to be engaged in battle. For some the first, for other - maybe -their last.

Barkdreg, Navilayko and Warspite were shouting abuses at each other and their men but the Captain was all too aware that this was their way of rousing the adrenalin of their boys to action.

Storey rode proudly on his new horse, grinning to all around him in the knowledge that he was now in the famed Freeman's Cavalry brigade. Fournier tried to smile but the pace of the foot soldiers made it difficult for him to keep up on his young mare. Vimy was rather bemused that Storey had even taken it upon himself to lead his own brigade but, being an older, and wiser, mercenary, was content to command his horses from amongst them. When the time came, he knew they would follow him fearlessly where he would lead them. That was something that young Storey had yet to learn.

Misha, Rictus, Bloomfield and De Lyon just marched ahead of their men. The battle was still some hours away but this was going to be a heavy march with all their equipment to follow in tow behind - far better to conserve their energy for the real fighting.

In the middle, the Captain, Da Silva, Thebarge and Forster continued to survey the troops as plans for the first attack were being laid.


RICTUS:

Rictus glanced over his soldier again, making sure his square was staying in formation. Forty soldiers marching in tandem was impressive, but a mere speck when he looked at the other 3960 surrounding him.

His immiediate neighbour, De Lyon, was also at the head of his small column. The man nodded when he caught Rictus' gaze. Way up above them, the sun was blazing down, no different than in Palermo, but at least there he wasn't force-marching and unable to shade. A far cry from the colder reaches of England.

Ahead, the cavalry contingent cantered to front of the Company, creating no small pall of dust to wash over the footsloggers. This pleased the troops no end, and soon jeers and curses alike we being hurled at the mounted men. It didn't last long, sergeants and leftenants were quick to silence the protests.

Rictus himself, spat out an acculamated ball of grit and dust and restraightened his uniform for what seemed the hundredth time. Not long to go...


STOREY:

Storey glanced back and whistled at the sight. Four thousand men in formation was something to see even for a veteran like himself. Well, he was on his way to being a veteran. He also liked the fact that he was riding and not walking as well as being in front and not behind especially with all the dust. His revelry was interrupted by a shout from Lieutenant Forster.

"Storey get your head out of your butt and get up here!"

"Yes Sir." He quickly cantered up to the officers.

"I want you to show Navilayko and his men the location where you spotted the enemy force. He'll take over from there. keep your eyes open and you might learn something."

"Yes Sir."

The group set off and it became apparent to Storey that the problem with trying to lead Cossacks was that they didn't seem to know that he was suppose to be leading. He found it irritating that they stayed in front of him. At least he didn't have a problem staying up with them but he was the one eating dust now and he didn't like it.


LORD DURHAM:

The Company was making good time despite the heat of mid summer as they marched south along the coast of Istria. The order to prohibit looting was in strict enforcement. These people after all were still Christians, regardless of their master, and more importantly keeping their goodwill also improved the chances their supply lines would remain intact.

Supply was vitally important on enemy soil and the Company made sure they had a steady source. The village of Burevic according to Corporal Storey was a good spot to make camp. It was situated at the mouth of the Gulf of Triest several miles south of the town of Richenberg. Richenberg was the Venetian's chore. The Company was asked to proceed to Burevic and clear out the Turk.

Approximately five days beyond Burevic lay the city of Trieste.

Captain signaled a message boy. He turned to Clerk. "Write this. Tell Forster to detail some cavalry to swing around behind the village and stay out of sight. If this place is as lightly guarded as it sounds the Turks could very well just burn the place down and bugger off to Trieste as soon as they catch wind of our column." He looked behind him at the massive dust cloud. "Frankly I don't think our coming will be much of a secret before long. Write this too. Tell him to use his discretion. If he feels he can take the place with minimal casualties then fine. I don't want any Turks running south to mommy if we can help it." He grinned at the diminutive man, "Got it?"

Clerk put on the finishing touches, folded the paper and handed it to Captain. Captain handed it over to the messenger. "Ride like the wind, lad." The boy took off. He couldn't remember who's son he was, but the boy was a natural.

Clerk observed Captain quietly as the latter watched the boy disappear down the road. Clerk saw a man of about 65 years of age with a weather beaten face and white hair tied in a braid and laying over one shoulder. It was not the current style but Captain never gave a rat's ass about style. They had been together for a long time now. Clerk wasn't sure how many years Captain had left. He wasn't even sure who would replace the old man when the time came. Oh well. There was enough time for that kind of thinking, hopefully.

For now they had to secure a tiny little village.

LIONHEART:

As the 1600 infantry organised themselves behind the hill overlooking Burevic from the west, they knew that this was to be the first of many battles they would fight in this war. This was mere training for the serious challenges they would face in the coming months.

A few cannon had been wheeled up on either side but these were to serve merely as the signal to attack. The Turkish forces in the village were rumoured to number in their hundreds and were expected to surrender with barely a blow being struck.

Battle plans had been laid up with the main body of men to attack the village directly. Additional men lay to the south hidden by the dense woods in the region. These also cut of the main road to the south and lay in ambush for any Ottoman forces that may be moving north.

On the road to the north, protected by the same ridge as that shielding the main attack force, lay a further 800 infantry and 100 cavalry.

Finally, to the east of the village, Forster held the cossack cavalry in reserve to cut of any hope of escape for the enemy.

There was a momentary lull in proceedings as Captain assured himself that all were in position. Finally, the shout was raised and the troops showed themselves to the defenders of the village, marvellously silhouetted against the late afternoon sky. The cannon were fired and the troops followed a steady step towards the village, arquebusiers at the ready against any sign of resistance from the helpless defenders.

De Lyon, led his men with mixed emotions. There was joy at his chance to strike a blow against the infidel. But there was also sadness that this was to be no glorious battle, no tales of heroism to take back home. Here was only the chance to capture a small contingent of the Turkish army unprepared. The fiercest competition they would face this day would be to find the best places for the troops to be rested.


LORD DURHAM:

Captain sat his horse with Clerk and his Lieutenants watching the battle unfold. It turned out he was wrong in his assumption the Turks would flee at the first sign of approach. Instead the heathen had used the time to throw up some crude earthworks blocking the key routes into the village. No doubt messengers had already been dispatched south to warn the Turks in Trieste. Captain hoped that Warspite and his Cossacks would be able to track them down.

One thing nagged at Captain. Either these Turks were overly confident they could hold until reinforcements arrived, a very unlikely occurrence, or they were supremely confident in their abilities.

He was hoping the garrison was comprised of Sekbans, Anatolian peasants that made up the bulk of the Turkish infantry. They were typically armed with arquebuses and wicked curved blades. It was unlikely they were the Sipahis, the Turkish elite cavalry. There were just too few horses in the village to support that thought. The final choice gave him a minor chill. What if they were Janissaries? That would explain their confidence. If they were, then this would be an interesting assault indeed.

Clerk pointed and said to Captain, "Looks like De Lyon and Rictus are going to make first contact."