3 lightning bolts? This mean he can "shock" his opponents three times before running?
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Yes, PhilleP is correct
THIS is Dark Orchid
THIS is purple.
THIS is Plum
And THIS one right here is magenta.
Yes, PhilleP is correct
THIS is Dark Orchid
THIS is purple.
THIS is Plum
And THIS one right here is magenta.
Since When Am I Not Always Correct?
Yes, PhilleP is correct
(...)
And THIS one right here is magenta.
Take a prism, hold it close to a light source, look at the colour spectrum and point to Magenta, pretty please
Now get back on-topic, insofar that's possible on a EUROO7 AAR
THIS is Dark Orchid
THIS is purple.
THIS is Plum
And THIS one right here is magenta.
Clearly His Hochness Herr Hochmeister wouldn't be so careless as to choose the wrong colour
When he switches to purple we'll know he has become emperor :rofl:
Colourblind eh?Take a prism, hold it close to a light source, look at the colour spectrum and point to Magenta, pretty please
Now get back on-topic, insofar that's possible on a EUROO7 AAR
Go riga/euro!
Disfuncional, sir?
I'll have you know my Hoch works just fine!
Of course not! That would be against this contract I signed...
It is Strannik's Handdrawn Map Mod. It makes everything much nicer IMO. :nod:
Hochmeister Johann V needs not cannons and explosions for he has his Hoch.But no explosions or cannons...
This is, surprisingly, the first EUR007 AAR I have subscribed to. I'm surprised I haven't before.
Stop those Graymen! They cannot steal his Hoch!
And the GREYMEN are just Flagustaat.
:rofl: I'm glad someone got the reference!Insert a clip from Conan O'Brien there.
That'll be 19.95 Euros a month, sir.
Hoch means High in German. Johann V is the "Highmaster" of Riga, but he thinks he is the master of Hoch.
Hochmeister Johann V likes to give his people freedoms. :nods:Hochqualität.
I wonder how it is possible to be that decentralized for a city state... :rofl:
Yes, we shall conquer many a Hoch!
I'm afraid my Hoch will stay home, as it is difficult to carry an entire city from the Baltic to Gibraltar.
The GREYMEN are not to be trusted, but they are not to be feared either. Their danger level is close to a baby's sucking thing.Subscribes
This seems as it will get very funny
AAAaaAAAaaAAGAAAGAAGagagaAhhaA!It's German like the word "hoch"
Oh and subscribed. There's nothing I like more or less than a EUROO7 AAAaaaahrgl...
19.95 please.
BOLDED MAGENTA!
This.Any true Werewolf Player would know that that is not purple, it is magenta.
Perhaps not on the spectrum, but it does exist in the range of colours offered by the Paradox Forums.
Quoi?
No, the running begins before the lighning bolts.
This.Yes, PhilleP is correct
THIS is Dark Orchid
THIS is purple.
THIS is Plum
And THIS one right here is magenta.
Since When Am I Not Always Correct?
On Topic in my AARs? Ahahahahahahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :rofl:Take a prism, hold it close to a light source, look at the colour spectrum and point to Magenta, pretty please
Now get back on-topic, insofar that's possible on a EUROO7 AAR
That is correct. His Hochness Herr Hochmeister will switch colours once he becomes even more powerful, if that is even possible.Clearly His Hochness Herr Hochmeister wouldn't be so careless as to choose the wrong colour
Woo!
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Update in a few hours.
Going for Granada? Once you've got it, watch out for that big mean yellow blobbish thing out there, in the north. Anyway, good to see you back in business .
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Oy Vey - Chapter The Second
Oh, hello, I didn't see you there, I was just posing attractively on this ship.
You can't see me because I'm too fast for you.
My Hochmeister, we will finish the will of God once we have the money, for now, can we just get going to Iberia? If we don't get there soon enough, the Castillians will take all of Granada!
Very well, Hans, let us go.
[Morgan Freeman] And so it was that the Hochmeister of Riga and his trusty assistant Hans left the waters of the frozen Baltic for a more calid and beautiful weather. But the trip from one side of the world to the other would take some time, so the passengers of this lonely cog began to speak of the matters of the city-state they left behind them. [/Freeman]
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
My Hochmeister, I've hired a narrator to accompany us.
A WHAT?!
A Story-teller man.
Well, why does he have to scare me like that?
I'm sorry sire, I'll make sure he gives a proper warning next time.
Hmph.
So, as Mr. Freeman correctly stated, we will begin to speak of matters of state. My Hochmeister, I'm afraid our diplomatic situation is quite dire. The lack of any sort of diplomatic clout Riga currently enjoys is depressing, even for a small nation. The closest thing we have as an ally is this cog. In fact, not even the lowliest of nations will accept our diplomats.
Damn Pskoviards!
I see...
Indeed, and even more depressing news reached us before we departed. The Hochmeister of GREY is recruiting more GREYMEN near our border with them.
What can you do about this, Hans?!
Well sire, as I told you yesterday, we recently obtained the technology to not be annexed. The only thing we need to do is obtain another Hoch!
Excellent Hans! The people will be so happy when they hear their meister has collected another Hoch!
The Happy People of Hoch 1.
As the Rigan cog approached the entrance to the Mediterranean, Hochmeister Johann V readied his army of one thousand and put on his armour. He was about to lead an amphibian invasion into the Rock of Gibraltar, while Hans waited on the cog.[/Freeman]
Damn it I said give me a warning before you story-tell!
I'M GOING IN!!!
Wait, why are the Granadans sieging Cadiz?
It would appear the Granadans have been victims of diplomatic savagery.
Damn Morgan Freeman! He woke up the Granadans in Gibraltar!
No matter, I've taken care of them!
Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Well so much for that idea...
My Hochmeister, the Granadans are not moving their attack troops from Gibraltar. The only available landing place is Cadiz.
This screenshot has no purpose.
Very well! Send a letter to the Castillians that they may ask for my help to regain their city.
Yes.
Bwuahahahahahahahahah- *cough* *cough* *cough* ahem... ahahahahahaha!
Oy Vey!
Riga
Chapter The Second - The Dawn of a World Spanning Empire
Riga
Chapter The Second - The Dawn of a World Spanning Empire
Oh, hello, I didn't see you there, I was just posing attractively on this ship.
You can't see me because I'm too fast for you.
My Hochmeister, we will finish the will of God once we have the money, for now, can we just get going to Iberia? If we don't get there soon enough, the Castillians will take all of Granada!
Very well, Hans, let us go.
[Morgan Freeman] And so it was that the Hochmeister of Riga and his trusty assistant Hans left the waters of the frozen Baltic for a more calid and beautiful weather. But the trip from one side of the world to the other would take some time, so the passengers of this lonely cog began to speak of the matters of the city-state they left behind them. [/Freeman]
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
My Hochmeister, I've hired a narrator to accompany us.
A WHAT?!
A Story-teller man.
Well, why does he have to scare me like that?
I'm sorry sire, I'll make sure he gives a proper warning next time.
Hmph.
So, as Mr. Freeman correctly stated, we will begin to speak of matters of state. My Hochmeister, I'm afraid our diplomatic situation is quite dire. The lack of any sort of diplomatic clout Riga currently enjoys is depressing, even for a small nation. The closest thing we have as an ally is this cog. In fact, not even the lowliest of nations will accept our diplomats.
Damn Pskoviards!
I see...
Indeed, and even more depressing news reached us before we departed. The Hochmeister of GREY is recruiting more GREYMEN near our border with them.
What can you do about this, Hans?!
Well sire, as I told you yesterday, we recently obtained the technology to not be annexed. The only thing we need to do is obtain another Hoch!
Excellent Hans! The people will be so happy when they hear their meister has collected another Hoch!
The Happy People of Hoch 1.
As the Rigan cog approached the entrance to the Mediterranean, Hochmeister Johann V readied his army of one thousand and put on his armour. He was about to lead an amphibian invasion into the Rock of Gibraltar, while Hans waited on the cog.[/Freeman]
Damn it I said give me a warning before you story-tell!
I'M GOING IN!!!
Wait, why are the Granadans sieging Cadiz?
It would appear the Granadans have been victims of diplomatic savagery.
Damn Morgan Freeman! He woke up the Granadans in Gibraltar!
No matter, I've taken care of them!
Run! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Well so much for that idea...
My Hochmeister, the Granadans are not moving their attack troops from Gibraltar. The only available landing place is Cadiz.
This screenshot has no purpose.
Very well! Send a letter to the Castillians that they may ask for my help to regain their city.
Yes.
Bwuahahahahahahahahah- *cough* *cough* *cough* ahem... ahahahahahaha!
Yet it feels soooooooooo right.This AAR is not right on so many levels
:rofl:
Going for Granada? Once you've got it, watch out for that big mean yellow blobbish thing out there, in the north. Anyway, good to see you back in business
I'm hoping to see you back on the scene as well.
Thank you all.
Actually all Euro needs to conquor the world is: Bolded Magenta, Morgan Freeman, and an insane king with a fetish for Hoch.....
nice start now i cant wait for more teach castille who got the hoch
im a bit worried about the population of the Hoch: city size 1053, manpower 637 and an army of 1000 do the Hochmeisters people breed soldiers or what
teach castille who got the hochim a bit worried about the population of the Hoch: city size 1053, manpower 637 and an army of 1000 do the Hochmeisters people breed soldiers or what
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