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Jools

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I decry the cowardly attempt on my life by dastardly lazy bum supportin terrorists. Furthermore I call for a largely increased military spending and the declaration of Martial Law to crack down on said terrorists. Remember how the October Revolution (may it live in infamy!) began? All you need as a bunch of malcontents crazy and deluded enough to think they can succeed. And sometimes, history shows, they do. I demand all government officials from now on have an escort of Eutopian Espionage Servicemen and that tanks are rolled out into the larger cities of Eutopia to guard the peace and stability.

I also beleive that many people inside the government are part of a large conspiracy aiming at deseating the former president Lundgren (apparently they have succeeded somehow...) and myself. I think it is a coup d'etat sponosored by the leftists inside the steering comitee in order to grasp ALL of the power of the executive in it's hands without democratic support. Down with the tyrants! President Murmurandus is too soft for these hard times, my 'abscence' proves his leftist sympathies, his willingness to cave in to the enemies of Eutopian democracy just a BIT to suspicious. Now that the terrorists have gained confidence they think they can rule this country? Perhaps so, but we must be strong and show them who really rules here, THE ARMY(with the approval of the people, of course.[/) .

Over and out!


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I think Jools's character is paranoid.
 

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Just as a reminder: as I said elsewhere, while Eutopia is an RPG, normal forum rules still apply - so please choose your terminology carefully, even if it's in-character.

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