Dans Dans Dans
Yes, it has to be that large. Just let it sink in.
Die simpelste goed maak my kop f****n seer
Rivier bloed vol bloed vloei verby my deur
Al die rook laat my vingers verkleur
My broodjie is aan al twee kante gesmeer
Waar kom ek vandaan so all of a sudden?
My taal gebruik is omset en opvatter
- Jack Parow
Thankfully, Portugal joins the war. The second occupation of their colonies should convince the British to concede. Sadly, the Boers will be fighting their brothers in die Nederlands.
Natalia's few defenses are overrun; most citizens are happy to see their fellow Afrikaners.
Many of the soldiers fighting in Mozambique are returning to familiar land. But others, especially newly raised Zulu brigades, are green troops. The army had thankfully undergone massive expansion in the last two years since the Portuguese war.
The exact same brigades who experienced the last Angola Coast campaign return to similarly mosquito-infested land. However, new medicines have made a difference.
Testimony of Troepie Thulasizwe Mnqobi, translated from Zulu.
"We see no Portuguese in either war. I was there last time. They tell us the Porto is evil, that we kill him or he kill us. But it is the mosquito which is deadly. Last time many warriors die from mosquito. This time, not so much. The ones with malaria, they give them medicine. Some do not take the medicine, they ask for the witch doctor. But they are the ones who die first. I take the white man's medicine, and I live. This is a very easy war, not to my liking. I am a warrior, I want to kill more than mosquitos. Sometimes we burn villages and fight men with spears, we have guns. But this is not war.
Soon, I would like to have a farm. The money they give me is good, I can buy new plows."
The occupation of Natalia was finished.
Dutch forces landed off the coast of Mosambiek. They were going to regret this.
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Meanwhile, the new Suid Afrikaanse Marine was striking directly at the British blockade, and doing one hell of a job!
Colonization of the Northern Cape began. Even during the war intrepid Afrikaners could be found to venture into the wild bush.
"No longer will you make fun of our 'Kitchen Dutch', you bastards!"
The Zulus really proved themselves in this engagement. The Dutch were pursued into the wild, and destroyed by attrition and Kommando raiding parties.
Suid Afrikan voting laws were improved.
Once again, the title of "Groot Power" was grudgingly handed over to Van Der Merwe.
It was so much for him, he died from shock.
The new PM must be elected!
Damnation! The world dosen't think we're freeky enough.
Once again, Suid Afrika was at risk of losing "Groot Power" status.
But that was prevented by 'n ONGELOOFLIKE OORWINNING!!!!! (incredible victory.)
OT: Afrikaans is amazing.
What's gonna happen to Merwe's posters? - and MORE, on the next episode of ONS VIR JOU!