Oh, why I did that. Why.

[BaronNoir]

Games of Thrones fans, hear my folly.

I'm the 68 years old Emperor of Britannia. My grandson died charging the Fatimids during a victorious (for me) Djihad against the Kingdom of Jerusalem.

I thus need a heir, and fast. I scroll among my vassals, and saw that a scottish female noble have pretty interesting stats (master strategist, diligent, ambitious, and especially lustful) and I promptly wed her. 1 year later, I have a new son.

Issues I noticed after

-She is named for some reason Lancaster, alarmingly close to Lannister....
-She is blond
-She have a twin brother named James

And guess who is heading the plot for independance ? James and my Queen, of course. (I would have thought that she would have at least the decency to not usurp the holdings of her own son...)

Oh, did I mention that I died from a suspicious accident ? (well, I was 75 and maimed, and suffered from pneumonia, but it was still suspicious accident...)

 

[A_Dane]

Haha she was actually named Lancaster? How awesome

But what was her name, that's much more interesting

(btw, your only heir was your grandson? what happened there?)

 

[Kaiser Ludwig]

Agnatic, surely?

 

[A_Dane]

Well, I can't remember a situation where I've become that large, and only had a single heir s:

But then again, I like to spread my dynasty around.