Once upon a time there lived a rich handsome man...there lived a rich man...there lived a man called Ali. Ali was a simple farmer in the mystical land of Morocco.
"Become a farmer" they said. "You will make loads of money" they said. Why, oh why did I listen to them? You cant grow anything in this Allahs forsaken land called Morocco! There is nothing but bloody sand in here! Oh, how nice it was beeing a bicycle repair man. They respected me and all.
But little did he know back then. For he was going to change the face of earth. And not by beeing a farmer...
Let me tell his interesting story. It all started in the 1448. It was a rainy day in Morocco when suddenly...
My story has to start the one single freaking day in a year it actually rains in here...
Silence! I am your god, Allah, and I have a task for you. Listen me for a while. You see, when I and God were out having a drink yesterday, we started arqueing about whose followers are better. After hours and hours of arquements and dozens bottles of beer, we came up with a competition. The winner is the one whose followers find America first...
America? What on bloody earth is that?
Do not interrupt me, mortal! You are to be the leader of my most glorious nation, Morocco. Your job is to colonize America before the Christian scum. Now go to what ever is the capital of Morocco and start your dynasty, dynasty of Ali! I have spoken!
By the way, could you invade Luxembourgh? Those bastards make damn good chocolate for christians!
Chocolate? What on bloody earth is that?
Something you will get when you find A...sorry, I need to hang up. My wife is getting pissed off about the yesterday.
What a strange person!
And what do I need to find in order to get chocolate? America? No, it cant be that. Asia? Algeria? Australia? I will first go find America and then think about that issue.
And so Ali became the king of Morocco in the year of 1448. What the future brought to Ali, we dont know. It is just 1453 now and Ali didnt do anything worth of a note during these 5 years. And I am just an ordinary shop assistant at the Abduls Kiosk. I know, I know, I said he was going to change the face of earth but if I hadnt done that, would you have stayed listening?
Buy hot doooooogs, best hot doooogs south from Spaiiiiin!
And more importantly, would you have bought a hot dog?
"Become a farmer" they said. "You will make loads of money" they said. Why, oh why did I listen to them? You cant grow anything in this Allahs forsaken land called Morocco! There is nothing but bloody sand in here! Oh, how nice it was beeing a bicycle repair man. They respected me and all.
But little did he know back then. For he was going to change the face of earth. And not by beeing a farmer...
Let me tell his interesting story. It all started in the 1448. It was a rainy day in Morocco when suddenly...
My story has to start the one single freaking day in a year it actually rains in here...
Silence! I am your god, Allah, and I have a task for you. Listen me for a while. You see, when I and God were out having a drink yesterday, we started arqueing about whose followers are better. After hours and hours of arquements and dozens bottles of beer, we came up with a competition. The winner is the one whose followers find America first...
America? What on bloody earth is that?
Do not interrupt me, mortal! You are to be the leader of my most glorious nation, Morocco. Your job is to colonize America before the Christian scum. Now go to what ever is the capital of Morocco and start your dynasty, dynasty of Ali! I have spoken!
By the way, could you invade Luxembourgh? Those bastards make damn good chocolate for christians!
Chocolate? What on bloody earth is that?
Something you will get when you find A...sorry, I need to hang up. My wife is getting pissed off about the yesterday.
What a strange person!
And what do I need to find in order to get chocolate? America? No, it cant be that. Asia? Algeria? Australia? I will first go find America and then think about that issue.
And so Ali became the king of Morocco in the year of 1448. What the future brought to Ali, we dont know. It is just 1453 now and Ali didnt do anything worth of a note during these 5 years. And I am just an ordinary shop assistant at the Abduls Kiosk. I know, I know, I said he was going to change the face of earth but if I hadnt done that, would you have stayed listening?
Buy hot doooooogs, best hot doooogs south from Spaiiiiin!
And more importantly, would you have bought a hot dog?