North Korea AAR - Adventures of Kim Il-Sung and the PRK

[El Pip]

The Gloriously Victorious First People's Amy Division of No Retreat.
The Revolutionary Second People's Army Division of Ever Forward.
The Invincible Third People's Army Division of Crossing Parallels.
The Indominatable Fourth People's Army Division of the Proletariat.
The Infatigable Fifth People's Army Division of the Everlasting Peace.

That's just what the capitalist warmongering pig dogs would expect, we must employ revolutionary thinking and the wisdom of Juche counting to deceive the thrice-cursed Imperialists!

The 45th Righteous Heroes of Victory Division
The 33rd Noble Riders of the Malllima Cavalry Division
The 104th Loyal Sons of the Motherland Division
The 211th Bounden Sons of the Fatherland Division
The 974th Legendary Warriors of Juche Division

Such mighty counting with ensure that our foes, and possibly our own high command, will have no idea how many divisions we actually have!

 

[Heroes&Weirdos]

That's just what the capitalist warmongering pig dogs would expect, we must employ revolutionary thinking and the wisdom of Juche counting to deceive the thrice-cursed Imperialists!

The 45th Righteous Heroes of Victory Division
The 33rd Noble Riders of the Malllima Cavalry Division
The 104th Loyal Sons of the Motherland Division
The 211th Bounden Sons of the Fatherland Division
The 974th Legendary Warriors of Juche Division

Such mighty counting with ensure that our foes, and possibly our own high command, will have no idea how many divisions we actually have!

Omg, thats hilarious. From this day forth the DPRK Armed Forces will officially be using Juche counting. Kim Il-Sung salutes you!

 

[Heroes&Weirdos]

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[stnylan]

I pity the poor general.

 

[El Pip]

Very brave man General Nam, Kim doesn't seem like the kind of Supreme Leader that tolerates bad news.

On an unrelated point it is clear the Supreme and Glorious Leader has the power of teleportation, despite obviously leading the attack on the snowy mountainous city of Busan he somehow managed to get back to Pyongyang before the General. The only way he could of done so is by teleportation, which clearly he must have invented. Such is the power of Juche thought and on the spot guidance to drive forward socialist Korean science!

 

[Murmurandus]

I can only recognize the Greatness of the Glorious Supreme Leader in tricking the filthy American pigs on the land in order to encircle them and defeat them in detail. :juche:

 

[Bullfilter]

Will be interesting to see if Kim is ‘juched’ by the Filthy Yankee Imperialist Hyenas as thoroughly as he was (or wasn’t) by Chairman Mao. I wonder if Nam will be rewarded for his bravery in bringing bad news by escaping with his life - or being mortared to death, tied to the barrel of an AA gun or some other charming DPRK ‘field punishment’. At least the US has sent the marines instead of some deluded basketballer to prosecute their objectives.

 

[Heroes&Weirdos]

Issue Six is proving a ball ache to make lol. As we've veered away from otl history now somewhat making the images correspond to the narrative is so much harder.

Maybe half way through atm.

 

[Murmurandus]

Maybe you could also veer away with the images by going more aburdish or censored or use your own drawnings or something.

 

[Bullfilter]

Pity you’re pre-television at the moment, or you could use pictures of that newsreader in the pink kimono to read out some of the developments as reports, so you don’t have to find a new image for every one. A bit like the ‘don’t question the leader’ image - which I love BTW. Maybe you could do it like a newsreel or radio report with someone from the period.

 

[stnylan]

Pity you’re pre-television at the moment

What do you mean pre-television? The Eternal Father invented the television all by himself to have his ideas viciously stolen by that capitalist pig Logie Baird.

 

[Bullfilter]

What do you mean pre-television? The Eternal Father invented the television all by himself to have his ideas viciously stolen by that capitalist pig Logie Baird.

Well, then go for it! Pink kimono brigade, advance with revolutionary fervour.

 

[J66185]

Out of curiosity, where did you get the photo of the man that was supposedly eating babies a while back?

 

[Heroes&Weirdos]

Out of curiosity, where did you get the photo of the man that was supposedly eating babies a while back?

Google. That pictures is one of a few that were passed around the internet about twenty years ago. They are fake ofc.

 

[Heroes&Weirdos]

 

[wingren013]

A shame he didn't get to defeat the Americans at home. Clearly the Pacific Ocean is an enemy of the people and workers of Korea.

 

[stnylan]

Can't trust that Stalin.

It is good to see that Clement Attlee is keeping his mind fixed on the important things in life.

 

[Wraith11B]

Can't trust that Stalin.

It is good to see that Clement Attlee is keeping his mind fixed on the important things in life.

He doesn't care to give the few inches like Mao did, certainly... and Tea is always the most important thing in life.

 

[El Pip]

The things is a PoW camp, even Kim's version of it, is probably safer and more pleasant than being a Korean peasant.

Excellent work from Atlee, bringing peace to the peninsula and averting Nuclear War through the power of a proper brew. Plus the more time he spends on international affaris, the less time he has to cock up everything in the UK. It's win-win.

 

[Bullfilter]

I liked Stalin’s little pseudo Cyrillic description of Truman. Will Kim now try to spread the wonders of Truth, Juche and the Korean Way any further, or is his work done (other than showing the whole Korean Peninsula the nutritional benefits of eating grass and the character-building qualities of relentless oppression)?