Actually, I think that's what the Ikarzuri are trying to prevent. Everyone deserves a chance to spared the indignity of witnessing that sort of catastrophic ending to a game."We will make you... We'll send this guy...."
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Long ago the Blorg tried to build friends, and failed. Friendship cannot be manufactured in a lab. Our ancient history tells us this. Trying to build fake friends would only alienate our potential friends. So why try to make robots to be your friends that will hate you anyway when you can have aliens that WILL be your friends if you just don't try to build fake friends?
Vote NO on artificial friendship this Thursday!
A message from the Blorg Really Against False Friendship campaign (BARFF)
But this time we can do it! This time we won't fail
Don't listen to those who are against friend automatisation.
Vote YES on artificial friendship this Thursday!
That war with the fallen empire was such a bloodbath, to the point where I'm not sure if the rest of the galaxy uniting would be enough to destroy them with current tech.
Heed not their false words! A friend that is programmed to be your friend can just as easily be programmed to be your enemy!
A message from the Blorg Really Against False Friendship campaign (BARFF).
Don't worry Blorg citizen, true friends don't betray friends as our head scientist in the AI research Isaac Asiblorg says :
A message from the Blorg Loving Organics and Robots Group (BLORG)
- A robot may not unfriend a Blorg being or, through unfriending him, allow a Blorg being to come to harm.
- A robot must obey the orders given it by Blorgs except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws
Don't worry Blorg citizen, true friends don't betray friends as our head scientist in the AI research Isaac Asiblorg says :
A message from the Blorg Loving Organics and Robots Group (BLORG)
- A robot may not unfriend a Blorg being or, through unfriending him, allow a Blorg being to come to harm.
- A robot must obey the orders given it by Blorgs except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws