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Back to Navarre ...

The Navarreans had been arrogant enough to reject my hand of my lovely daughter. (Well, perhaps she has a squint, a foul temper and likes to play with knives. But that's not the point!)
They'd done this, repeatedly, for 15 years. Enough was enough, and it was time they were taught a lesson in humility.
I, Ferdinand, believe that the punishment for a crime should preclude the possibility of a second offense. (Thanks to the Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild for inspiring this beneficient approach.)

We noticed that Navarre had a strong military alliance - with Russia. We gambled that even if Russia honoured it, they'd not reach Iberia in time to influence the battle, and we prepared our might...

El Grand Capitan invaded with a force of 40 cannon, 6k cavalry and about 20k of infantry. This turned out to be excessive ... the remnants of their army ran like whipped dogs.

However, we were prepared for this treachery. Both provinces with Refineries had 10k standing armies. But the Navarreans had military intelligence! They went to Aragon, instead.
Bad move. Their intelligence failed to warn them about the 12k of cavalry awaiting there, under the guidance of Leader Whats-His-Name. The results were predictable. The surviving 11 soldiers fled back to Navarre, clearly having forgotten the besieging army there...

It wasn't possible to kill those 11 soldiers, though. They kept fleeing before being hurt. How should I have handled that?
In the end, they became mine when I annexed Navarre.

Strangely, when they became my army, they were suddenly changed into 5 cannon. Is that common? (Not that I minded the upgrade!)

This is my first annexation. The message about "All of Europe won't like it" ... I take it that this is the BadBoy points I've seen mentioned on here elsewhere - correct? (Europe might not have liked it, but they didn't -say- anything about it...)
 

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Melb_Wiz said:
This is my first annexation. The message about "All of Europe won't like it" ... I take it that this is the BadBoy points I've seen mentioned on here elsewhere - correct? (Europe might not have liked it, but they didn't -say- anything about it...)

Since 1.06 or so there is badboy, the text refers to the drop in relations you got with all who shared faith with Navarra but weren't in your alliance.
 

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Let 'em grumble.
I now find myself with a pile of bored troops sitting around. *Flexes muscles*

Portugal is sitting next door with a total of 1k in armies and it's looking awfully tempting. I wish I had a CB on it ... maybe it's time for an invasion by the Merchant Navy. And kicking them out of Andelusia's COT. And a few insults. And perhaps a statement that I'm really their king...

I wonder if that's enough to get a CB... :)
 

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It can be very difficult to get a CB on a country, your best bet would be trying to flood Tago with Spanish traders, Portugal might embargo you, giving you a CB. However, you could suffer the loss of stability by going to war sans CB (-2 or -3, depending on wheter the Edict of Tolerance has been signed), which is irritating but livable. Your stability is also often improved at the end of succesful wars.
 

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The problem with being a coward... :)

Perhaps trying to beat "coward" before moving up is backfiring.
(My thinking was that it'd be easier to work out colonising, trade and so on without also having to worry about France et al munching my country.)

Portugal is losing traders, being insulted and also having me frequently and drunkenly remind them that I'm really their king ... and they're ignoring the insult.

Cowards.

Of course, the 40:1 ratio of my soldiers to theirs on the border -might- be encouraging their cowardice. Hmm.

It's looking like it'd be easier to work up to a annexing them diplomatically... Grr. That means I have to bribe back their friendship again (which is now at -200!)
 

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bah, screw stability, jest annex the fools!:D

(I apologize forall misspellings and badly-written posts for a while, my mom confiscated my keyboard so I have to`a` use the onscreen one to type anything)
 

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Amen, Morph. Prussia and Sibir don't take crap from silly Portugal and neither should Spain!
 

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Morpheus506 said:
bah, screw stability, jest annex the fools!:D

(I apologize forall misspellings and badly-written posts for a while, my mom confiscated my keyboard so I have to`a` use the onscreen one to type anything)

Maybe she thinks you are addicted to theese forums?;):p


And right - if Portugal won't offer up a CB then their fate will have to be sealed without one :D
 

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Portugal can wait ...

I thought I'd try out those Aztecs first, and pretend that I wasn't intimidated by being outnumbered nearly 8:1.
Glad I did ... those who've said they're easy - thanks! That gold income is very nice. Hmmm. Maybe there're more useful things than annexing Portugal, after all.
 

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