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FAL said:You like my new clothes?
well, because i`m well-known of good pervertion taste, surely you in this clothes are my new love
:rofl: I'll try to translate :rofl:Seen said:
Napoleon had almost conquered the entire of Europe with the exception of England and Russia, where tzar Alexander was the boss. The Tzar had promised Napoleon to hold itself to the continental scheme, with the intention of England becoming poor and its surrender. But when Russia realized it couldn't afford to miss the trade with England, the problems began and there came an end to the friendship between the tzar and the emperor
"Those #%%%**#% Russians are still trading with the English! I'll teach those ##%*%## English. I'll teach them manners! Hortense, my wintercoat. Josephine, my snowshoes. Violette, my socks of goat wool. Desireé, my warm scarf!" Napoleon said infuriated.
With over half a million soldiers from every nation in Europe (there were 15000 from Holland) Napoleon embarked in 1812 to subdue Russia.
"Charge soldiers of France! For emperor and country!"
"For country?" a Spanish soldier wonders.
"What must be, must be!" said a German soldier.
"Bye!" said a Spanish soldier.
"That sounds exciting?" says a Danish soldier (I think it's this
)."We must, but it it's for my country? What you, Jefke?" asks a dutch soldier.
"Well now, you hear that?" says the soldier from Belgium (I think it's this
).The Russians could never withstand such superior forces. But they played the game shrewdly and lured Napoleon deeper and deeper into the country. They burned everything they encountered on their way so that the French army couldn't find food or shelter... When the army reached Moscow, the Russians had even set fire to that city. Napoleon had to return.
"Kozaks have hold up the food transport! There isn't any food for the soldiers!" says an officer.
Napoleon, sitting on his horse says "I'm afraid we must return, gentlemen! In Moscow a warm reception awaits us... to warm by the looks of it!"
Then the winter set in. The icy cold, the lack of warm clothes and food and the continuos attacks of the Russians caused this expedition to turn into an awfull disaster... When one of the two hastily builded bridges over the river Berezina collapsed, the soldiersplunged with thousands at the same time into the icy water to drown or freeze... Of the 500.000 soldiers only 30.000 returned. Later it would be said that this failed expedition would mark the start of Napoleon's downfall.
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ForzaA said:Or "global" as in "hey let's all ask FAL for peace so we can jump on Iberia" ?
Come to think of it, this DOES sound like a fun plan
Tonioz said:Thanks, Nagel
FAL, wanna MA via Prussia ?
So .. Germans grant MA for France to invade Russia, France MA for Germans to invade Iberia, what else? Germans grant MA to OE to invade Sweden?
I think emperor FAL will prefer the vassal-ma statussmn said:So .. Germans grant MA for France to invade Russia, France MA for Germans to invade Iberia, what else? Germans grant MA to OE to invade Sweden?
PS: nice translation Nagel, very multilangual
And Tonio, so much russian in a dutch comic and you still ask for translation...tsk tsk
Seen said:I think emperor FAL will prefer the vassal-ma status
But how could he then be an emperor
Bodvar Jarl said:Napoleons good twin brother you mean, boney is the evil one
But for the arrangement to be a balanced ying-yang type setup, there needs to be a bit of Evil in the Good and a bit of Good in the Evil