New revolutions.txt

[Darkrenown]

Don't you hate how revolutons don't change your reforms? I know I do. So I modded reforms.txt so that they do. No more being switched to a monarchy and then flipped back to democracy because you still have full suffrage! No more liberials being voted into power in your worker's republic! A revolution will now break your satellite/dominion status, but if you have satellites you'll lose them after a revolution!



Get it here and copy it into db\events (for vanilla) or scenarios\VIPscen\events\original (for VIP).

 

[Memnon]

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[unmerged(23487)]

Ahhh grrrrreat, I was hoping something like this would appear! Any plans to incorporate this to VIP?


Oh, BTW:


Memnon.


You rock.

 

[Memnon]

Oh, BTW:


Memnon.


You rock.

Thank you. I think so too. But I can't take the credit for this. I took it directly from an old SNL commercial for something called Happy Fun Ball.

 

[Darkrenown]

Ahhh grrrrreat, I was hoping something like this would appear! Any plans to incorporate this to VIP?

I posted it on the VIP beta board too, so if it's liked it should be in 0.3

Memnon: You do indeed rock.
:rofl:

 

[Darkrenown]

Updated after some feedback:
socialists now allow public meetings
dictatorships now have suffrage, and the right to ban parties

 

[Darkrenown]

Further updated:
A revolution will now break your satellite/dominion status

 

[Darkrenown]

Updated yet again since the last update broke it

 

[Henry v. Keiper]

Further updated:
A revolution will now break your satellite/dominion status

Finally, something to break free of our bonds. o

BTW, Memnon, you forgot that the Darkrenown's Mod gave money to drug lords and helped kill police men

Interviewed Man: "I use Darkrenown's Mod because I like to sit high..."

 

[unmerged(29181)]

Darkrenown, I will name my second child after you. The first has already been reserved,

 

[Darkrenown]

Lol, ok, You gonna go with "Darkrenown" or "David"?

 

[unmerged(29181)]

Darkrenown Edwardo-Vasquez Sinclair Kartoffel Dhampir, if it's a boy.
Darkrenowna Edwina Wilhelmina Jadzeea Cantaloupe Dhampir, of it's a girl.

 

[unmerged(5205)]

:rofl:

Darkrenown Edwardo-Vasquez Sinclair Kartoffel Dhampir, if it's a boy.
Darkrenowna Edwina Wilhelmina Jadzeea Cantaloupe Dhampir, of it's a girl.

You're kindda weird

 

[Memnon]

:rofl:

You're kindda weird

What's weirder is to see a two-and-a-half-month old post appear back up at the top of the forum with only a comment like that to bump it.

 

[OriginalRafiki]

Hehe, thread necromancy runs high in the forum these days....

Rafiki

 

[TheFlemishDuck]

*slams his head to activate 6th sense"

I see dead thread's. :wacko:

 

[unmerged(26782)]

Is this in VIP 0.3b?

 

[tombom]

Is this in VIP 0.3b?

Good question. I was just wondering that myself.

 

[unmerged(26782)]

Good question. I was just wondering that myself.

Thought if I should install it or would I fuck up something

 

[unmerged(5205)]

Is this in VIP 0.3b?

I think it is