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145a.) Skippy is not allowed to skip his mech on the battlefield. Silly walks do not build extra evasion charges.

145b.) Further to the silly walks rule, tip toeing through the tulips does not provide a +4 targeting malus to the OPFOR, that only applies to sparkly patches of ground.
 

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146) Skippy is no longer allowed to pilot a Hachetman mech, since he seems to think it's appropriate to chop down entire apple orchards claiming to be George Washington. That is in itself ironic since he's lying.
 

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147. Skippy is not authorized to visit museums, exhibits, or major cultural landmarks without an escort of AT LEAST two Senior NCOs who have the option to insist that Skippy wear a straitjacket during the visit.
 

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149. Skippy may not attach fox tails to the antennas of his mech because "it looks cool and makes the mech go faster"
149a. ... especially if the fox is still attached to the fox tail
149b. ... and the fox being still alive!
 
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I see Skippy is still happening. :p