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0900 December 14, 1942
President Roosevelt addresses the nation, "People of the United States, last week, December 6, the Nazis launched the largest manmade aircraft into the sky. Its purpose, to reach outer space. Professor Albert Einstein confirmered its destruction last night. He said it broke apart re-entering the atmosphere....

1600 December 14, 1942
Essen, in a underground base codenamed GOTM.
Hitler is meeting with Professor Ost, the leading Nazi space expert.
Ost immediatly comes to attention when Hitler enters,
"Heil Hitler"
Hitler raises his right arm to return the salute. He takes a seat, "Now Professor Ost, what happened last night?" He spoke hiding obvious anger.
"Mein Fuhrer, it was a miscallibration, he entered the atmosphere at to steep of an angle. It can be fixed-" He is abruptly cut off by Hitler.
"Professor, did he deliever the package?"
"He did"


Alright, theres the oppening, im falling asleep, its 1215 here. Ill write more tommorow. But this is your intro.
 

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That is an interesting start. I want to know more. Please continue :cool:
 

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The package is obviously Moon Cheese, vital for the Secret Nazi Project that is breeding Secret Nazi Giant Rats which will be deployed on the eastern front in Waffen SS Formations next autumn.

Democracy's only hope? Frank Freedom!
 

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The Gonzo said:
The package is obviously Moon Cheese, vital for the Secret Nazi Project that is breeding Secret Nazi Giant Rats which will be deployed on the eastern front in Waffen SS Formations next autumn.

Democracy's only hope? Frank Freedom!

I was expecting you to post the lyrics of "Man on the Moon".
 

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This looks very interesting, so will the Nazis fight on from their moon base.
 

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Interesting start. Hmm..Germans on the moon, this will be unique :D
 

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speaking of which how the hell did they get the technology to get to the moon in the first place... I smell a conspiracy theory! :)

*eerie music plays*
 

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Germans on the moon!!!! now they will transform it into a "death star" and from it, rain lasers to the allies respective capitals :p
 

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<gasp>

:eek:

Can it be?

MOON HITLER!!!
moonhitler.jpg


:rofl:

Nice start. I wonder what's in the package...
 

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Damn

My whole HOI2 system had to be uninstalled for Doomsday...
Too much crap on computer.
Some down time may be expected
 
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Good News!! Files were saved!!!

0100 April 20, 1943
British Spy
Somewhere in Norway.....

Agent Titus follows a trial of panzer tracks, and another much heavier vehical with them. Titus pulls out a pen and paper and begins...
April 20
I havent lost the trail yet. The tracks look fairly new so the Germans cannot be to far away. I have found strange panzer track this morning. It appears to have meet the panzer for an escort perhaps? Well.....

Titus looks up to the sound of a thundrous roar. Fire fills the sky, he is thrown back into a snow drift. Out like a light...

0100 (Simotaniously to above)
Cockpit of V2-A2
"All systems are go. Requestion permission to lauch GOTM control."
"All lauch cordinates are set, see you in a year Captain Ost."
Ost flips the ignition switch, and yells down the hall, "Hold on boys, were taking off."
An electronic voice begins the countdown, "T minus 5...4...3...2...1...Lauch!"
The entire ship vibrates violently as 20 V2-As fire at full power.

0700
"GOTM control we have exited the atmosphere and are requesting to begin stage two." Ost says into the radio as he stares at the protective glass around the button.
Minutes pass by...
"GOTM control, i repeat, requestion permission to begin stage two." Ost says with agitation.
"Permission granted Captain Ost."

From the outside the V2-A2 looks nothing more than a large V2 rocket. Suddenly, the 20 V2-As ejected from the rear. Leaving a simple cylander with a cone.
The V2-As explode violently causing a flash that could be seen from Earth....
 

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This can turn out to be interesting.I have always had soft spot for good sci-fi.
 

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0800 April 20, 1043
The White House
FDR is being rolled down the hall in his wheelchair by his wife Elanor.
"Elanor, we must hurry, if the Nazis launched another plane into space.."
"Yes dear." They speed up very little but it appears to please FDR so he says no more on the subject.
When they reach the intelligence room, multiple intelligence officers are their, as well as Cordell Hull, Henry Stimson, Frank Knox, Henry Wallace. Albert Einstein then enters from the direction of the bathroom.
FDR asks him, "Professor, did the Germans launch another plane into space?"
Professor Einstein gives a nod of the head, then adds, "But it exploded in atmoshphere again. The German pilots do not appear very well trained in what they do."

1300
Somewhere in Norway
Agent Titus suddenly comes to wake. Jumps up and looks around.
"DAMNAT! They launched another one." He quickly dives onto the ground in case the Germans were still around and they heard him. He waits...

1300 Just south of Bodo in Northern Norway
"DAMNAT!" Two Germans look out into the snow from their tent.
"Erwin, what was that?" He looks at Erwin who is looking puzzled.
"I dont know, think we should go check it out?" They wake the other three members of their Panzer IV crew. "Cmon we heard something."
They jump into the Panzer and go out towards the believed direction of the sound.

"Shit...a tanks coming" Titus quickly grabs his pen and paper and takes cover behind a snow bank.
The panzer comes rolling through the snow.
"Hallo? Hallo? Come out with your hands up and we will not shoot." It continues rolling by. He waits until he can no longer see or hear it before moving.
"That was close. I wonder why..." He hears crunching in the snow. He draws his revolver from his pocket and crouches on the ground. The crunching slowly gets closer.
The crunching suddenly stops, "Hallo? Is anyone their?" The German creeps into Titus' view. He raises his revolver...aims...
Fires
 

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Responses

Iron-Chef: I assure you, there is still suspense in "the package." And you will find out soon enough how they got to the moon.
The Gonzo: No, not moon cheese. Good guess though
Belphegor: I love moon Hitler, he is funny.

Thank you to all who are reading along
 

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i wonder if Erwin is Erwin Rommel and just got shot...