My Emporor, we just found Blorg...

[jcd000]

nonono
Use them as a replasement for tobaco, and also purge.

Intriguing.
Where does the best tobacco blend grows? In space!

 

[chopak]

'My Lord, we have come into contact with a fungi that can SPEAK! I suggest we take this opportunity to conduct extensive biological research. Another amazing creature to keep in zoological biomes.'

I second the notion of my dear collegue. Our sporangium probes are already prepared and await your order, Director.

 

[fir0002]

Invite them to a BBQ, where we can sample a recently discovered fungus based food

 

[Plageous]

They will be added on space book. But we'll see if we keep them until after the party. After all what better way to judge a friend than at a party.

 

[Marchallmo]

They will be added on space book. But we'll see if we keep them until after the party. After all what better way to judge a friend than at a party.

If you invite Blorg to the party, they will never leave and drink all of your eggnog!

 

[Turin the Mad]

Not if you distract them with lampshades (neon trim optional) and ganja.

 

[beckermt]

High Chamberlain Skexx: - "So sayeth Ixquetzal, the Supreme Priestess:"

Ixquetzal: - "We the Korrax are but meager pawns in the eternal battle between the Great Gods and the Unspeakable One. It is true that all life is sacred to Imwae, the All-Mother; but as we all also know, the evil runs deep in this universe, corrupting innumerable worlds in its path. Remember the words of the Prophet Qxxin: the sixth sign of corruption is... UGLINESS!

Now, look at those creatures! Truly disgusting they are! Their warped nature betrays their alignment with Chaos!

Ixxwa, the Firelord, the Creator, commands us to destroy all that's corrupted! Burn them, my faithful! Burn them all, to the last egg, to the very last feather... err... To the last smelly tentacle! Gods will it!"

(wild shrieks and clacking of thousand beaks is heard from the audience.)

Cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!"

More cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!!"

High Chamberlain Skexx: - "Yesssss! The Great Godsss will it!"

High Inquisitor Kzaqqar: - "Burn! Burn the abominations of the Destroyer!"

Assorted scribes from the crowd: - "Burn-Burn-burn!"

The Palatial Guard: - "Buuuuuurn!"

(The screen darkens.)

*quietly subscribes to your newsletter*

 

[TheGrinningMan]

At first it seemed odd that so many want to eat the Blorg, but it begins to make sense. So many luxury foods, cheeses especially, have incredibly sophisticated, luxurious tastes... but also an odor and appearance that the uninitiated find utterly appalling. Do those eager to consume the Blorg assume the same logic applies to them?

 

[Marchallmo]

At first it seemed odd that so many want to eat the Blorg, but it begins to make sense. So many luxury foods, cheeses especially, have incredibly sophisticated, luxurious tastes... but also an odor and appearance that the uninitiated find utterly appalling. Do those eager to consume the Blorg assume the same logic applies to them?

definetly, i would smoke their flesh and eat their fried... meat?

 

[AbelT]

Shame!! So much hate to our fungoid friends!!!

...yeah, I would purge 'em too

 

[Lionace]

Pretend to be friendly and take advantage of them giving stuff for free.

Then purge them.