My Emporor, we just found Blorg...

[exewon]

block their accounts on spacebook, ignore their party invites and put a lock on the trashcan. Because really, who would want something that smells like that near you?

 

[Noobleton]

Hopefully the Blorg have never seen Scarfare, because I'm planning to make them say hello to my little (not so little) friend(s).

First I need a space mansion to defend.

 

[Super-Soviet]

"Friends? Yes, indeed, my dear fungus, we shall be very close friends. After all, what can compare to the friendship of a Master for its Slave?"

 

[Tototoine]

Come back to being a pre-FTL species in a little world somewhere in the opposite end of the galaxy.

 

[KaguroDraven]

Warrior 1:New Race? Blorg? Useful to Hive?

Warrior 2:Strong Ships, Many Ships, Can help Defend Hive.

Warrior 1:Message to local Queen, suggest use as tools to defend Hive.

 

[Bergest]

Well since it is the personal goal for my space german empire to purge the galaxy from the fungoid and (most) arthropoid xeno scum ---> I´m sorry Blorg *purging intensifies*

 

[AbelT]

Why are you all so mean to Blorg?

 

[Cheexsta]

The President of the United States of Drumpf intends to build a wall.

 

[Trithemius]

The Yrdeshi Synarchy Pan-Corporate Media Liasion will offer them Exclusive Opportunities (tm) to sign up to our many information-harvesting er dating sites.

 

[Bronsoner]

Embassy_Propose_01

 

[Incomptinence]

We simply cannot utilise the longevity of these xenos without putting them in the seat of power making them unacceptable as slaves. Also they as one scientist has discovered reek like a fermenting corpse.

Sub par material cull as soon as practical.

 

[That-Crazy-Brit]

'My Lord, we have come into contact with a fungi that can SPEAK! I suggest we take this opportunity to conduct extensive biological research. Another amazing creature to keep in zoological biomes.'

 

[yafeshan]

I expect blorgs will appear as a fallen empire

 

[Trithemius]

I expect blorgs will appear as a fallen empire

Yeah!

 

[ahhheygao]

Why are you all so mean to Blorg?

It can't be helped, many of us want nothing but to have them for dinner.

 

[Brownbeard]

It can't be helped, many of us want nothing but to have them for dinner.

With butter and cream.

 

[Marchallmo]

Retardians will be polite and try to find a way to live with blorg

And will exterminate them as soon as they will try to hug us...

 

[Marchallmo]

With butter and cream.

Or smoke their flesh.

 

[jcd000]

What IS that? Space fungi?
I prefer my shrooms fried, thank you very much.
..

Purge them!

Also, try to capture one to find out if its edible. I'm a bit hungry.

 

[Marchallmo]

What IS that? Space fungi?
I prefer my shrooms fried, thank you very much.
..

Purge them!

Also, try to capture one to find out if its edible. I'm a bit hungry.

nonono
Use them as a replasement for tobaco, and also purge.