So guys! Its almost the final countdown, I hope you are ready!
Tell me what will you do when you establish first contact with Blorg Commonality?
Tell me what will you do when you establish first contact with Blorg Commonality?
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My Emporor, we just found Blorg...
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They have no strong religious background or heretical beliefs. The Warren of Hope will strive for peaceful relations. Inquisitor Fox has decreed it so.
depends on which empire discovers them but the answer probably varies between enforced subservience and extermination.
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Your species is playing with fire, Blorg. We have observed your fumbling attempts at seeking friendship and come to the conclusion that you are headed down the path of destruction. Abandon this foolish path at once, or we will MAKE you.
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The Imperium Saurisae shall treat these fungi to a friendship of hard labor. They will be enslaved and purged, if necessary. Freedom is a lie, Knowledge is only an illusion, Peace is fake, and Friendship is eternal.
High Chamberlain Skexx: - "So sayeth Ixquetzal, the Supreme Priestess:"
Ixquetzal: - "We the Korrax are but meager pawns in the eternal battle between the Great Gods and the Unspeakable One. It is true that all life is sacred to Imwae, the All-Mother; but as we all also know, the evil runs deep in this universe, corrupting innumerable worlds in its path. Remember the words of the Prophet Qxxin: the sixth sign of corruption is... UGLINESS!
Now, look at those creatures! Truly disgusting they are! Their warped nature betrays their alignment with Chaos!
Ixxwa, the Firelord, the Creator, commands us to destroy all that's corrupted! Burn them, my faithful! Burn them all, to the last egg, to the very last feather... err... To the last smelly tentacle! Gods will it!"
(wild shrieks and clacking of thousand beaks is heard from the audience.)
Cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!"
More cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!!"
High Chamberlain Skexx: - "Yesssss! The Great Godsss will it!"
High Inquisitor Kzaqqar: - "Burn! Burn the abominations of the Destroyer!"
Assorted scribes from the crowd: - "Burn-Burn-burn!"
The Palatial Guard: - "Buuuuuurn!"
(The screen darkens.)
Ixquetzal: - "We the Korrax are but meager pawns in the eternal battle between the Great Gods and the Unspeakable One. It is true that all life is sacred to Imwae, the All-Mother; but as we all also know, the evil runs deep in this universe, corrupting innumerable worlds in its path. Remember the words of the Prophet Qxxin: the sixth sign of corruption is... UGLINESS!
Now, look at those creatures! Truly disgusting they are! Their warped nature betrays their alignment with Chaos!
Ixxwa, the Firelord, the Creator, commands us to destroy all that's corrupted! Burn them, my faithful! Burn them all, to the last egg, to the very last feather... err... To the last smelly tentacle! Gods will it!"
(wild shrieks and clacking of thousand beaks is heard from the audience.)
Cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!"
More cries from the crowd: - "Gods will it!!"
High Chamberlain Skexx: - "Yesssss! The Great Godsss will it!"
High Inquisitor Kzaqqar: - "Burn! Burn the abominations of the Destroyer!"
Assorted scribes from the crowd: - "Burn-Burn-burn!"
The Palatial Guard: - "Buuuuuurn!"
(The screen darkens.)
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*gasp* 2012 ... ST:OS reboot goodies ... numerous ST alums in the cast ... ermegersh ... *spews spores everywhere*
The Cyrian Collective sees no benefit to adding the Blorg to their own. They may continue their ways in peace if they so wish, but any agression will be met with deadly accuracy!
All that stand in the way of the Holy Terran Dominion will be eradicated!
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I will befriend them and have a day one party! Frequent parties will result in a future dominated by long-living, ultra clever, hybrid funghal-reptilian monstrosities.
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