poland: 1552 - 9 & 1559 - 77
To the Court of Nations here assembled:
I, the Marquis T. P. Corksky, have been commanded by His Majesty, the King of Poland, to make public the Polish sense of events for the periods 1552 - 1559 and 1559 - 1577.
1552 - 1559:
Due to the radical reshuffling of cabinets of nearby powers, the Foreign Ministry found itself unequal to the test of time during this period. The exact sequence of events has been muddied by the passage of time, but, in sum, war broke out between Austria and the Ottoman Empire and France. This brought the Spanish and England into the conflict, on the side of the Austrians. After some time passed, & in part response to the urging of Foreign Minister Kleves of France, the Foreign Ministry of Poland decided to enter the conflict on the side of the OOA. This was a disastrous decision on our part. As it stood, the energetic minister of Brandenberg mysteriously disappeared and a new and very capable minister rose to the rank of power in Sweden. Despite desperate attempts to gain Swedish friendship by our ambassador in Stockholm, the Swedes refused, preferring to throw their lot in with the Tsar. Their decision was privately justified by an interest in "balance" -- although the Poles found this to be a strange justification given the rising tide of Russian power, the minds of the Swedes were made up, and there was little we could do about it. So, to recap, although the geopolitical situation had therefore changed radically, and the treaty Poland was party to was merely a defensive pact, we rashly decided to enter the war on the side of the French-Ottoman Axis. Although some gains were made in central and northern Europe by the Northern Alliance, the situation soon became grave when the Russians, with their Swedish ally in tow, entered the war on the side of the Spanish and English Houses in order to try and save Austria. War was declared on Lithuania and Poland, seeing no other option, declared war on Russia, thus entering a war on two fronts. With troops committed in central Europe, there was little to do for some time but watch as Russia conquered territory after territory of our Lithuanian cousins. We begged our Ottoman and French allies to abide by the terms of our treaty, but they both declined, saying that it was inconvenient for them. By the time peace had been struck with Austria it was too late, Russia had settled the question with our Lithuanian friends taking 6 or 7 provinces from them. There was much gnashing of teeth in Krakow. Verily, the King was displeased. Cake rations were reduced and anger in erupted in the streets. As the coup de grace, Denmark at this time decided to declare war on France giving Poland the choice of either declaring on an erstwhile ally or taking another hit to internal stability. We chose the latter. As a result, Poland left the alliance it had spent so much time cultivating, and found itself alone, without friends, surrounded by hostile powers. In short order, I was demoted and thrown into the gaol. Sitting miserably in my cell I could hear the cries of the disaffected from the streets below, "There's no cake in Poland! What can the cakeless do?"
1559 - 1577:
Perhaps in recognition of previous services rendered to the King, perhaps because many diplomats in Europe felt more comfortable dealing with a familiar presence, the King came to see me in my torment to discuss the overall situation. I thank the angels looking over me that somehow, during this conversation, I was able to redeem myself, persuade the King to relent, and be reinstated. The situation had changed radically again, a new state had arisen in the Low Lands and the minister in Stockholm accepted the offer of employment there. A new minister of experience entered the service of the Swedish Court. The situation of the Danes was extremely precarious, there were territorial disputes between that Kingdom and the Swedes, the Swedes were aligned with the increasingly awesome Tsar, he was not in charge of his coalition, he had alienated the King of France who felt that he had been personally betrayed, and all of his allies had entered into periods of decline due to unenergetic leadership. The King of Poland, desperate for allies, invited the Austrian into a formal alliance so that he might fight off the predators that had taken to the further dismantling of the Habsburg House, but, probably due to understandable bad feelings, the offer was rejected. Then, rather predictably, the Swedes decided that the Danish position of weakness was too tempting to resist and declared war on Denmark. This brought Russia into conflict with Lithuania yet again and there was nothing for it but to declare war on the Tsar yet again. However, the Sultan, no longer preoccupied with the war in France, decided to come to the aid of his long-term ally Poland and joined the war against Russia. For this the King of Poland was very grateful. As it turned out, the war went quite well for the Polish and Ottoman forces -- especially considering that in the middle of it, Lithuania decided to formally become a part of Poland -- and the Russians were forced to come to terms, returning most of Lithuania's lands to the protection of the Polish crown. Denmark, however, did not fare as well, and, despite a valiant fight, was forced to cede territory to the avaricious Swedes. There followed a period of peace, which, unhappily, included many rather unwelcome events in Poland, including a forced bankruptcy which radically changed the administration of the Kingdom brought on by conflict with the nobles. Considerable effort was expended to teaching our Lithuanian brothers and some strange Protestants, the joys of cooking Krakow Cake. We moved our capital to Warsaw. Furious negotiations between many of the diplomats of Europe commenced. Although the King is still displeased with me, he has ended cake rationing and there was much rejoicing in the streets.
Yours faithfully,
The Marquis T.P. Corksky, Minister Extraordinary & Plenipotentiary
for His Majesty, the King of Poland