most common eu4 complaint tomorrow?
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"I played as Byzantium and I lost, TWO consecutive times. This game makes no sense."
And let's not forget "the country which by pure chance I happen to have as my homeland is ridiculously underpowered; on the other hand, the neighbouring country that by pure chance I happen to dislike a lot is way too powerful. It is clear for me now that Paradox hates my homeland and loves my enemies."
Most common question from our american friends will be...
"Where's the oil?!"
That's a lie. We know where it is. It's NOT in our land, and therefor we need to "shake" hands with our neighbors. After that, we need to "get to know" our new neighbors and so on and so forth. We're just "nice" people really.
Game was supposed to be unlocked 17 seconds ago its still not available i want my money back
In my refrigerator guarded by polar bear with balalaika and Kalashnikov, of course
Well, my personal one would "Did they finally manage to get Joan of Arc right"? As someone who wrote an extensive paper on "Truths about Joan as a Military Leader" for my medieval history exam at the university, I'm still amazed of how Pdx always managed to drop the ball BIG TIME on that one since EU2.
Ah, and an anti-complaint: Castille declares war on Tibet in 1501, and the stray EU4 fanatic appears to "explain" how "(whine) If I want realism I would read an history book! (/whine)!" The early days of HoI3... what a nostalgia!
Ah, and an anti-complaint: Castille declares war on Tibet in 1501, and the stray EU4 fanatic appears to "explain" how "(whine) If I want realism I would read an history book! (/whine)!" The early days of HoI3... what a nostalgia!
I have a retarded monarch and my country is tearing apart! This game is broken/I have 20 military ideas and 10 MIL techs while the French have 14 MIL techs! I'm a MIL focused nation! Monarch points are broken - one of these two will be the most frequent post with the usual technical/language complaints
The game is dumbed down - sadly, will be the thread with most pages
People whining about Steam not unlocking the game at the exact hour - has happened, happens and will happen ALWAYS. Seems to be a lot of people that don't understand the word "approximately" of the sentence "This game will be released in approximately X hours".
The game is dumbed down - sadly, will be the thread with most pages
People whining about Steam not unlocking the game at the exact hour - has happened, happens and will happen ALWAYS. Seems to be a lot of people that don't understand the word "approximately" of the sentence "This game will be released in approximately X hours".
Ok guys, I just played for about 5 minutes, and this is not the game Paradox promised us. There are no dinosaurs whatsoever. Under the law, I am entitled to a refund, and a foot massage. (Swedish Commercial Law Code 1025.4 #6**)
The trade system is not dynamic, and EU3 trade is automatically better just because provinces can change which COT they belong to.
no jewish culture in jerusalem
why are merchants so different
lack of breeding
bugs (until patch 1 comes, like the next day i'm guessing)
why are merchants so different
lack of breeding
bugs (until patch 1 comes, like the next day i'm guessing)
Well, I just woke up due to pain in the ankle (twisted it badly, one week with a plastic tutor) and I said "Well, at least it's the 13th! Let's try EU4!"
5:30AM (I'm in Italy), and no joy. Then I saw the "time zone for time zone release schedule". In late August I'll have to go to Tasmania for my work, and that flight-plan schedule is simpler.
My bet is more changing coring/culture is too fast!
That or complaining about evil random events from 100%+ overextension without realizing the cause.
That or complaining about evil random events from 100%+ overextension without realizing the cause.
I think the most common complaint will be...
Wah wah wah. The MPs are slowing me down on tech when I buy NIs. This is stupid I don't want the game's gating system to work on me the player I want to do what I want when I want. Its unfair that I have to make a choice between higher tech or more NIs. I'm special I should get both.
Wah wah wah. The MPs are slowing me down on tech when I buy NIs. This is stupid I don't want the game's gating system to work on me the player I want to do what I want when I want. Its unfair that I have to make a choice between higher tech or more NIs. I'm special I should get both.