Most absurd thing you have seen in Elder Kings?

[jOrionII]

Not so much absurd but rightfully unexpected:

In my last play at the new bookmark, after a good few centuries playing Falmer on Yokuda (my god the amount of incest ) I came to notice, much to my surprise, that one of the Jarldoms in The Rift was ruled by a Dunmer Black-Briar and had been for some odd hundred years! It seems that by some random chance the former Jarl had married a Dunmer Adventurer and went on to spawn an entirely Dunmer line of Black-Briars with no human Black-Briars left to be seen!

Bonus: they are all Worshipers of the Nerevarine and the only worshipers out of the last 2 provinces in Vardenfell.

 

[Lordof]

I was playing as a duke in the Nibenay when I saw something glorious. The city and the province of Imperial Isle was occupied by Black Marsh Bandits. The sight of the imperial city being suddenly ruled by a bunch of argonians bandits gave me a great chuckle.

What's better is that there was a heir of the former ruler of the imperial isle returning with a host to take back its homeland from these criminals, kickstarting a coalition of sort from all over cyrodiil trying to force out the argonians scum. It was a huge war straight out from a fantasy novel

And yet somehow they *still* lost, and the bandits manage to rule the heart of cyrodiil for years to come.

 

[Darth Cheesecak]

Taking All of Akavir because the natives were kind enough to unite under two empires and I had the warlord trait.

Had to Island hop a bit first and fabricate an annoyingly large number of claims but now Nirn is united.

 

[Miklu]

I'm a lich vampire. Its a bug but still quite silly

 

[DerErwinRommel]

I think I am in love with you.

 

[Sol Dram]

Well lets see their was a duke(pells gate) who was a vassal to another duke(ursek?). Oh and its always funny to see duke(guy in skyrim) level revolt title become permanent plus inheritable. The king ended up with it whole line died out because of it.

 

[shorun]

yesterday my altmer king busted his wife with her lover in their own bed!
Who is my wife's lover?
The king who busted him!!!

So now i am a rival to my own wife because she messed around with myself.


i think this happend because i married my lover after my previous wife died (something i may or may not be involved in).

 

[Onebitsoul]

I enslaved the Dunmer. As an Argonian.

kthxbye

 

[MechTheDane]

I enslaved the Dunmer. As an Argonian.

I hope they provide you with tons and tons of Fan-Service.

 

[Madfrancis]

My Ayelid King is having a hot and steamy affair with his lover, who is married herself ... and also his natural daughter

 

[Onebitsoul]

I hope they provide you with tons and tons of Fan-Service.

Also, some Chimer guys appeared at my court so now the High Queen of Morrowind is a Chimer. And the Queen of Vvardenfell is a Dunmer. Both are my vassals.

 

[MyFaceBurns]

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This.

For some reason, a family in Atmora have the same dynasty as a completely unrelated family in Hammerfell. Obviously a bug but if this guy in the picture dies then I'm going to have an independent redguard ruler in Atmora.

Also, making the draugr slaves. I can't imagine they'd be very good but it's a funny thought.

 

[darthfanta]

Lord Harkon is pathetic. He either gets killed or chased out of his castle by a bunch of Molag Bal worshipping Nord peasants with pitch forks.

 

[SlagartheCruel]

I once was a Necromancer whom soon later became a Lich.

My vassals didn't like it and had me assassinated.

with a snake

Lich power < Snake Venom.

 

[Darth Cheesecak]

I gave every king tier ruler 100k gold and 20k tech points at the start of the game just to see what would happen.

Twenty years in here's a list of the highlights; The Tharns of all people united Cyrodiil, Hammerfell was formed by a Breton, the Orcs own most of High Rock, Black Marsh is evenly divided between Morrowind and the Topal Sea, and Skyrim is ruled by a Nordic Hagraven cultist.

 

[Onebitsoul]

Pretty sure this can happen in the vanilla game as well but my character fell in love with his 20 year old daughter, married her and now they have 2 kids but they aren't inbred.

 

[HandicapdHippo]

The mages guild rules Falkreath, seems that the arch mages brother was the previous ruler and died with no children passing his holdings on the mages guild.

 

[Onebitsoul]

The mages guild rules Falkreath, seems that the arch mages brother was the previous ruler and died with no children passing his holdings on the mages guild.
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Well this certainly is new.

 

[Onebitsoul]

Here's a picture of a Dunmer ruler of the Frozen Horde.

 

[mabbott]

recently my character changed his dynasty. It was very puzzling and caused a strange inheritance situation as two sons are with the old dynasty and the youngest is with the new dynasty.. I ragequit