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demokratickid said:
They do...
Chapter IV - I Wonder if Germans Have Southern Accents
Well Clip, we're here, Sweden. Let's see if we can find someone who can tell us how to kill the king of Sweden and take over his nation.
And maybe we'll find you a tampon shop too, pussy.
Shut up.
Hey, what're ya dooin' there, eh?
Holy shit Clip, Swedes have Canadian accents.
Dang.
What're ya sayin' there, eh?
Oh, we're trying to take over Sweden and possibly invade Russia. Can you help us?
No, but I can narrorate good. Ya want to hear a story about a time I tried to bone my girlfriend?
No, just narrorate.
Alright, here it goes...
The paper clip with eyes and a hat, and the funny lookin' goth guy, made the journey down the road that, when placed on a map 'a Sweden, further makes the country look like a penis, since the road looks like a urethra - ya know what I'm sayin', eh? Anywho - they soon arrived in Stockholm, where the beer is good and the women're hot but somehow not very hot. Ya know, Pamela Anderson was born in Canada, except she's full of diseases. Ya know what I'm sayin', eh?
Anywho - the paper clip and goth guy got to the palace in Stockholm, and somehow killed the guards and got in.
Clip, where's the king of Sweden?
There he is!
I am the king of Sweden!
Holy shit, he doesn't have a Canadian accent.
Maybe it was just that one guy.
How're ya dooin? Can I help ya?
Nevermind.
The paper clip somehow pulled out a gun, and shot the king of Sweden. That reminds me of a time when I was about to bone my girlfriend, but then Sweden went to war with some other country, and I had to go see what all the shootin' was about, and when I came back, she said there was noo way.
The paper clip and the weird kid took the reigns of power in Sweden, and soon, they-
Thank you, will you please shut up now?
Ookey.
Thanks.
That's the current state of what's going on on Russia. The Russians have mad advances in some areas, but the rebels are taking over Ukraine, the Urals, and Siberia at a rapid pace. I have begun our planning for the invasion of Russia.
In other news, what are we going to do with the dead body?
What are you going to do with it, specificially. You shot him.
You have arms though.
Yeah, I guess. Give the body to the peasants - I bet they're hungry. Anyways - our first new division is ready for deployment!
Good.
So, all we need to do now is build up our army by one more div-
Hey there, I've got some interestin' news.
Yeah?
Ukraine has declared independence from Russia...
Interesting.
Armenia has too...
Awesome.
Finland has as well...
Cool.
Lithuania has too...
Pffft...bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Now go away.
Yes Mr. Paper Clip thingie.
I have a plan for how we can expand Sweden without going to war with Russia.
No, no, no, no.
Hey, you think Germans have southern accents?
Probably.
Davisx3m said:Russia is doomed
Well, Russia did have a time traveling, fur cap wearing paperclip ruling the country. I would say that it did well to hang on as long as it did...
Count Lake said:
Russia turns Finland into a one-province buffer state, they destroy Lithuania as well as Estonia (which rebels later). What really kills Russia is the provinces defecting. A lot of the caucases are defecting to Persia, Georgia, or Armenia. Siberia defected to China, and a chunk of the Urals defected to some sort of nation, forget the name of it though.
Well, at least it should be fun to crush the independent nations with awesome Swedish armies! Right, Clip?
Whoops.
Make that the day after tomorrow. If I find the time today I'll get it up.
Homework is a bitch.
Make that the day after tomorrow. If I find the time today I'll get it up.
Homework is a bitch.
FallenMorgan said:
That's fine. no harm no foul. And, I agree on the subject of homework. Wholeheartedly... :rofl:
Chapter V - Some More Nations For You!
The funny lookin' paper clip and the goth guy were suprised when Estonia, an entire nation of stoners, declared it's independence from Russia.
Can I make a goodwill visit to Estonia?
No, Estonia is not a nation of stoners, Clip. Estonia's name can be traced back to the Aestii, described by the Roman historian Tacitus. Scandinavian texts call the region Eistland, and the Germans called the country Estland. The Latin name was Estia, and many English-speaking countries call it Estonia today. Estonia is called Eesti in Estonian, and also-
Yeah yeah yeah we get it.
Moving on then. Narrorator, narrorate!
The funny lookin' paper clip and goth guy were suprised when Russia over-ran Finland.
Finland was made into a buffer state between Roosha and Sweden, giving the Swedes the possibility of attacking Russia without much risk of a counter attack, because they're too stupid to drive a ship, don'tcha know? That reminds me of a time I was aboot to bone my girlfriend-
Thanks, we'll take it from here.
A new nation has declared independence from Russia - Crimea!
Soon afterwards, Russia kicks both Ukraine and Crimea, as well as Estonia, into dirt. Ukraine and Crimea though, manage to be able to keep their independence. Strangely, Ukraine controls Crimea and Crimea controls...Ukraine.
Also, Clip decided to get involved in a war. Nuff said.
Oh look at Russia! They're doing good. Let's go back now!
Deal with your own shit, I'm going back myself.
The funny lookin' paper clip and the goth guy were suprised when Estonia, an entire nation of stoners, declared it's independence from Russia.
Can I make a goodwill visit to Estonia?
No, Estonia is not a nation of stoners, Clip. Estonia's name can be traced back to the Aestii, described by the Roman historian Tacitus. Scandinavian texts call the region Eistland, and the Germans called the country Estland. The Latin name was Estia, and many English-speaking countries call it Estonia today. Estonia is called Eesti in Estonian, and also-
Yeah yeah yeah we get it.
Moving on then. Narrorator, narrorate!
The funny lookin' paper clip and goth guy were suprised when Russia over-ran Finland.
Finland was made into a buffer state between Roosha and Sweden, giving the Swedes the possibility of attacking Russia without much risk of a counter attack, because they're too stupid to drive a ship, don'tcha know? That reminds me of a time I was aboot to bone my girlfriend-
Thanks, we'll take it from here.
A new nation has declared independence from Russia - Crimea!
Soon afterwards, Russia kicks both Ukraine and Crimea, as well as Estonia, into dirt. Ukraine and Crimea though, manage to be able to keep their independence. Strangely, Ukraine controls Crimea and Crimea controls...Ukraine.
Also, Clip decided to get involved in a war. Nuff said.
Oh look at Russia! They're doing good. Let's go back now!
Deal with your own shit, I'm going back myself.
Yeah I forgot to mention that provinces defected. Siberia belongs to China now, and that orange is that...central asian nation, forget what it's called though. They're dealing with massive rebellion right now.
Also, expect a return to Russia!
Also, expect a return to Russia!
Chapter V - From Russia With Not So Much Love
Horay, I'm back in Russia. From now on, it's just me. Clip has decided to stay in Sweden and deal with the war going on. I will attempt to-
You bastard! You just left me there!
Yeah, so?
F*** you.
I negociated a peace agreement with Armenia. We have a lot of prestige for some reason, perhaps because the Czar, whom I put in a coma again, was a pretty good leader. The peace agreement required, from them, a hundred dollars, a sheep, and three young Armenian women.
This is just getting insane.
I know.
The army has been beefed up during our vacation, and we are able to defeat the remaining rebel scumbags. Rebellions are still happening all over the damn place though.
Also, while rebellions are happening all over the damn place, an election is going on. There's universal suffrage, meaning that the people who are rebelling can vote. The problem is, there's only two political parties, meaning the people of Russia don't have much of a choice.
Oh shut up, nobody wants to hear it. Put the picture up.
The Pedophiles have won the election, D:
Slavophiles, Clip.
Oh.
In other mildly important news, we're in an alliance with China now. They're at war with the UK, those damn tea-sucking limey bastards, but luckily, I don't have to go to war with them. I met with their Emperor, Chew Kok, and arranged the alliance.
What's his name?
Chew Kok.
That him?
Yeah.
Also, I have good news for you Morgan. Half of the nation hates you.
Half of the nation hates you.
No, half the nation hates you
Just shut up. The provinces that defected from us, specifically the ones that defected to Khiva, are defecting back to us because they were still being rebellious, which is funny, since they rebelled against a nation that they defected to. Plus, the rebels are still all over the provinces.
Hey everyone! Happy election day!
Yeah, have fun having the presidential election decided by anonymous electors.
Oh shut up. Nobody wants to hear about your anarchist ideas.
It's libertarianism.
Anarchism.
Libertarianism.
I'm ending this, I'm pressing the submit reply button.
No don'
Wow. That's a crazy situation in Russia. Good thing the Tsar's in a coma, or else things would be really bad... :rofl:
PrawnStar said:
Not really, but I have a problem with the events. When I take a picture of it, the picture doesn't show up.
I refused to get involved in the Crimean War with the Ottomans, but they invaded and annexed Armenia, so THEY WILL PAY.