Chapter II - Ekonomik Reforms and Stuff!
So, Clip, you are somehow able to time travel, right?
Yep.
Have you ever gone to the future?
Yep.
In the future, do I ever manage to have any kind of relationship with Paris Hilton, or the hot Armenian girl in my English class?
Nope.
Really?
Nah, just kidding. Yeah, your picture's all over People Magazine in 2012.
Really?
No I met you at fourty, you were a virgin and about to kill yourself in a hotel room.
Oh you piece of-
Oh, hi there! I didn't see you guys there. Um...ignore that conversation - let's get on with chapter two. My expansions to farms and other facilities is complete, including the construction of an alcohol distillery in Poland. The people are happy at the accomplishment made by Mother Russia, and-
Who gives a **** about happy peasants? We have vodka!
What the hell?
Russian sentries have noticed a buildup of Prussian forces along the Prussian-Russian border. This has led to the realization that it might be a good idea to build up troops in the idea. I think we might have a chance of winning against them, but I've never won a war, really.
I decided that it might be cool if we got a colony in Africa.
Aw sweet!
So, we got one in some area who's name I can't pronounce.
Cool, so by the time we give them their independence and they have a hundred coups in one year, they'll be speaking Russian.
Clip, stop making references to points of time that haven't even happened yet.
Oh, sorry about that...
Okay, moving on here, we um - we don't have much to move on to right now.
Should've played more instead of writing your poorly written erotic celebrity fanfiction.
Shhhhh Clip, I don't want anybody to know about that.
HE LIKES PA-
SHUT UP.
