I recommend Maritime Canada (PEI, New Brunswick and Nova Scotia) shares the Crusty Old Sea Dog culture with Maine, and that Newfie is in the same culture group as them.
If Republicans are this game's Islam, will Republican states have the Islamic randomly-generated CoAs?
e: And is Rhode Island a one-county duchy?
Election Campaign for Louisiana!
His Smartypantsness, President Barack I, has been swayed by the opinion polls from the Democratic population in the Kingdom of Louisiana.
He urges all able-bodied men of The East Coast to take up arms against the evil Sultan Bobby of the Southern Sultanate in order to secure Louisiana from the clutches of the Right-wing infidels.
Congress will grant the pilgrims free healthcare in Retirement!
Yes we can!