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AureliusBob

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OH NOES! After humans discovered his particle in 2012, God got real pissed and punished us by sending the western hemisphere back in time to the 11th century! States are now duchies and kingdoms have yet to be formed...Mitt Romney and his mormon horde have conquered everything west of the rockies and eye to conquer the great plains...Barack Obama is the pope of the democrats and Caliph Santorum leads the Republicans

Welcome to my new mod based off my western hemisphere mod. I am going to re-do the western hemisphere with modern boundaries, cultures and "religion", but with fuedal titles and a little bit of humor as well

[progress] Map is done. putting in cultures and religion
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Teasers...

Mormon Horde events
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Characters:
All dukes are current and known politicians based on where they are known for or where they were born.

Republican Caliph: Rick Santorum
Democrat Pope: Barack Obama
Libertarian Patriarch: Ron Paul
Mormon Horde: Mitt Romney
Florida: Rick Scott
Georgia: Newt Gingrich
Alabama: Condeleezza Rice
Tennessee: Herman cain
Loiusiana: Bobby Jindal
Arkansas: Mike Huckabee
Missouri: Rush Limbaugh
New Jersey: Chris Christie
Delaware: Joe Biden
Maryland: Nancy Pelosi
Connecticut: Joe Lieberman
Massachusetts: John Kerry
North Carolina: John Edwards
Illinois: Rod Blagojevic

Holy Orders/mercenaries: (Leaders in parentheses)
Republican Holy Order: the NRA
Democrat Holy Order: Ecoterrorists
Libertarian Holy Order: Ron Paul Revolutionaries

Republican mercs:
Mcdonalds
Walmart
Haliburton (Dick Cheney)
Fox News (Glenn beck)
KKK

Democrat mercs:
PETA
ACLU
The Environmentalist Army of AL Gore (Al Gore)
Colbert Nation (Stephen Colbert)
NAACP (Jesse jackson)

Religion/cultures: (heresies in progress)
Democrat
-liberal
-socialist (canada)
Republican
-conservative
-libertarian

American:
Redenck
Hillbilly
Steer and/or Queer - TX
Illegal Immigrant - south TX
Hick - OK
Hippie - CO
Cornfed
Kakalakan
Elderly - FL
Communista - south FL
Meth-Head - VA, MD, DE
Asshole - Northeast
Amish
Smug - New England
Crusty Old Sea Dog - Maine
Buckoosier
Mobster - IL
Cheesehead - WI
Friendly Viking - MN
Basically Canadian - ND, SD, Montana

Canadian:
Basically American - South ontario
Eskimo - wilderness parts
Lumberjack - northern ontario
Italian or something - Quebec
Newfie - Newfoundland

Since some states are too small for kingdoms, I made them all duchies (sans texas) and I am toying with leaving out kingdoms and just implementing the createable kingdoms. For now, I have created kingdoms based on regional titles, ie, new England, Quebec, Ontario...I am not going to rename provinces until after beta, because it is a pain in the...

not adding the west coast (west of colorado) in the map because I already had this map done and didnt think that one single landmass with 0 waterways or islands would be as dynamic...so I kept my old one. Plus it makes for a good mormon horde storyline.

feedback welcome
 
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AureliusBob

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rbc1989 said:
I also recommend making California at least 2-3 duchies. Texas maybe 2-3 instead of 1. I think Mormons would be fine being both culture and religion.
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not adding the west coast in the map because I already had this map done and didnt think that one single landmass with 0 waterways or islands would be as dynamic...so I kept my old one. Plus it makes for a good mormon horde storyline.

texas will be more than one duchy
 
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