Mittens the Kitten!

[Foamybeard]

Even though it was an April Fool's joke, please please please please make this a reality.

 

[karl2025]

Throw in a dog as marshal, the parrot as steward, and... I don't know, we'll figure something out for Chaplin. Then the council can become the menagerie!

This can go with the Secret Bears update!

 

[LordPeter]

Actually, imo of all of Paradox' April's fool jokes today, this was - by far - the least obvious one.

And that says a lot about this game...

 

[Helios Panoptes]

So, what will the equivilent of the inevitable Norse to Horse playthrough be called, people who are more historically knowledgeable than me?

Cat-holic. In nomine felis

 

[CassCD]

I don't believe it. No cat would ever be a loyalist.

 

[Sanny]

Can we actually have this?

 

[CannotresistDLC]

The "joke" part of this had better be that this isn't an April Fools' joke.

 

[Knotz]

First it's the spymaster, then the cat will scheme how to replace the chancellor with his bff Glitterhoof and then they will team up and joust the marshal out the window and replace him with Doge, then they will signal for Ms Owl to attack the chaplain at night and frame the steward who will be replaced by a parrot so as not to object to their excessive spending on treats and ostentatious bedding.

Soon, they will move on the ruler and wear her skin and wage a never ending war of liberation for all pets across Europe.

36d chess.

 

[A Secret Friend]

Bundle Mittens up with the Secret Bear DLC, and I'll throw my money at you in an instant.

 

[Gloweye]

Cats should always have a negative opinion of you for every title you have, since they want them all.

 

[Andrelvis]

Following the huge success of Glitterhoof, we now give you the next installment in the "Animals a lunatic can make councillor"-series: Mittens the Murderous Kitten!

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This is so cool, sad that it is an April Fools...

 

[DPS]

Bundle Mittens up with the Secret Bear DLC, and I'll throw my money at you in an instant.

Be better than some of the stuff they've put into DLCs. A lot better than some of it.

 

[pquinn232]

THOSE EVENTS LOOK AWESOME

For reals. I own every DLC this game puts out. If you release the mittens events as an optional 5 bucks DLC, I WILL BUY IT AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT.

 

[Avalon8782]

So, what will the equivilent of the inevitable Norse to Horse playthrough be called, people who are more historically knowledgeable than me?

The Abyssinian Empire?

 

[Dryhad]

The Abyssinian Empire?

The Persian Empire would also work.

 

[Kilkakon]

Make it happen Paradox It would be a funny event, no stranger than the Glitterhoof nonsense we have already

 

[Admiral Boysen]

The Purrsian Empire would also work.

Fixed.

 

[Heiliges Thüringens Reich]

Throw in a dog as marshal, the parrot as steward, and... I don't know, we'll figure something out for Chaplin. Then the council can become the menagerie!

A pig. When you get the entire council animal-rific, you get the "Animal Farm" achievement!
The pig is the chaplain because it can root out heretics - making it the first among equals, as the others can be easily blamed for!

 

[Karlingid]

Horse- chancellor
Dog- martial
Parrot- steward (because pirates, a-and money, and...)
Cat- spymaster
Owl- chaplain

Also, will we be able to share immortality with our new furry friends?

 

[CaptainPolyp]

Too bad this is only an April fool's joke :/