Mittens the Kitten!

[BrokenSky]

The funny thing is that if you could replace the entire counsel with loyal animals, the whole realm would run far more smoothly.

 

[ASmallFish]

Lion Marshal.
Dog Steward.
Parrot Chaplain.

Make it so Paradox, make. it so.

 

[alphamikefox]

"This is a catastrophe!"

 

[Telenil]

look at todays date

Sssh! I know, but if I pretend to believe, maybe someone will photoshop a character sheet in addition to the event messages.

Also, I want to share this reaction: https://twitter.com/PopeGlitterhoof/status/848154437294141442

 

[IFWanderer]

Make it happen! (and other animal councillors too!)

 

[Elwyn]

This is the first 1st-April-Joke that I want to become reality...

 

[KlinkerFyren]

Lol funny stuff. I would still like this in game though. CK2: Animal Kingdom micro-dlc/event pack, make it happen.
If this was real then I would love to see a Catzantium game. Or a Kitten nomad playthough. I love imagining hordes of cats rampaging around the steppes becoming the legendary Katghis Khan.

 

[PK_AZ]

Quite interesting.

Btw can we expect any 1st-april joke today?

 

[frolix42]

 

[Electricfox]

Please Paradox, I want a council of kittens

 

[SRM]

So horse chancellor, cat spymaster, dog marshal... what does that leave for steward and chaplain?

Edit: Lamb chaplain, maybe?

 

[Daedwartin]

This is the first 1st-April-Joke that I want to become reality...

Blessed be the Modders, who can grant us many miraculous gifts. Pray one sees this and mods it.

 

[melkor88]

I see why I kill all the cats now...

 

[melkor88]

Make it happen, please
It has happened historically in Rome but with a horse.

Technically. A lot of modern historians have said it never actually happened, and was more likely to be something of the lines of him telling the Senators that his horse would do a better job then them; (which I think a lot of us would likely agree!) and then the propaganda machine made it into a "real" fact. Basically in the same way we still do now, like in football, if the goalkeeper was awful papers run polls asking the public would you rather have a donkey in goal.

 

[Snowcrisp]

Technically. A lot of modern historians have said it never actually happened, and was more likely to be something of the lines of him telling the Senators that his horse would do a better job then them; (which I think a lot of us would likely agree!) and then the propaganda machine made it into a "real" fact. Basically in the same way we still do now, like in football, if the goalkeeper was awful papers run polls asking the public would you rather have a donkey in goal.

uou'd think that but with emperors like nero in history who knows lol

 

[neusaap]

uou'd think that but with emperors like nero in history who knows lol

Not to be picky, but it was Caligula...

 

[Snowcrisp]

Not to be picky, but it was Caligula...

i ment that nero was mad so who knows what crazy shit they did back in the day

 

[Tarkilth]

Please, don't let this be merely an April's fools. Don't let our collective dreams be dreams.

 

[BlackPrince]

Marshal! Please clear your desk as We, The King, have no more need of your services. Knight Purrcival proved to be more competent candidate for that position.

But seriously, this actually should make it to the game. Or at least something similar..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Mouser_to_the_Cabinet_Office

 

[Azarias59]

I know this is only April Fools, but I demand you include these events in the next patch.