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"Since we took down the Friends of Durruti, pretty much none. We were keeping an eye on one chap, a Moreau-Dumont... something about Francophone nationalism. But he seems to have given it up. Other than that, it's all quiet."
 

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Good. Can someone, perhaps you, give me a report on crime in Eutopia and suggested courses of action?
 

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Joover looks slightly nonplussed. "I'm not entirely sure what sort of information you're after, Per Minister. Can you elaborate?"
 

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For example, which areas have the greatest amount of federal crimes, the most common federal crimes, the areas with the most law-enforcement officers...need I go on?
 

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"The numbers, Per Minister, are pretty much exactly what you'd expect them to be. Serious crimes are highest in those areas with the greatest poverty and the least hope -- inner cities and slums. Those are also the areas with the highest density of police officers, though not necessarily the greatest number per capita -- that prize generally goes to the wealthier suburbs that can afford to pay more in municipal taxes to fund more law enforcement.

"As for federal crimes, probably the most common we have sole jurisdiction over would be homicides, since they're capital. Of course, interprovincial crimes are more frequent, but they're all over the map -- they range from kidnappings to trafficking to simple things like high-speed chases that cross provincial borders."


(OOC: I'm unlikely to get much more specific than this, as I'm not going to have time to cull actual numbers. If you want to draw up a proposal on this basis, by all means feel free to do so; I will be happy to look at it. I can give you more guidance as to where you might find comparable numbers if you want to pursue that project. It'd be a great addition to our universe of information.)
 

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Very well then, Has the general ratio of criminals to population decreased or increased over the years? Also, I would like you to do background checks on new immigrants. Thomas Mann and Samuel Martinez come to mind. I don't want to preside over an era of violence, and neither do you.


Hapsburg turns to Miss Van Dyne, and asks her to contact the heads of the minister's counterparts in St. Espirit and Tilapia for a meeting.
 

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"In my experience, Minister, a criminal's just a normal person with motive, means, opportunity, and the poor luck to get caught. I don't know how many criminals are out there.

"Now, if you want to know how many crimes have been committed per capita, that number's always fluctuating. If you discount acts of terrorism, crime rates are on a slow decline. We hit a spike around the time of the hurricanes, but things settled back down to about the same levels during President Al'Aeshir's term. Maybe a little lower, even, since a lot of Eutopia's poverty was concentrated in what became Tilapia.

"As for immigrants, it is policy to run background checks on all newcomers to our land. I believe one was run on Martinez, though I also believe Per Mann is a born citizen. There haven't been any red flags, that I can recall."
 

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A Visitor enters the MIDA Headquarters. Using the directions he received from someone on the street, he finally suceeds in locating the Minister's office and carefully enters.

"Excuse me, Mr. Von Hapsburg?" he asks, apperently somewhat insecure, "I am Stanislaw Merik, you wrote me a letter concerning the position as deputy Minister..."
 

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Yes, will you please sit down? Your first responsibilities would be to help me at meetings with other ministers of the Cabinet, though you will not be allowed to speak yourself. Post your suggestions, proposals, etc. here. Also, you can join me at an upcoming law-enforcement summit. We will also be organising security with the MDIS.
 

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Yes, will you please sit down? Your first responsibilities would be to help me at meetings with other ministers of the Cabinet, though you will not be allowed to speak yourself. Post your suggestions, proposals, etc. here. Also, you can join me at an upcoming law-enforcement summit. We will also be organising security with the MDIS.

Thank you sir. As I see it now, I will probably have to take a look at the current issues. If there is anything I can do in specific, please let me know so I can get right to work.
 

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Samuel Martinez walks into the MIDA office

It has come to my attension that MIDA is looking for a deputy, id like to apply

-Samuel Martinez
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Oh, Martinez, I am sorry but, Per Merik got here first. I am terribly sorry. Please. do't take it as an insult.
 

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Its okay if you think hes more deserving, Martinez shows himself to the door
 

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Major Braxton walks into the building and asks wether Per Hapsburg is able to see him
 

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Hello it seems that alot has changed while I was gone I am just here to tell you that my ships are ready for inspection and that I still need the permits to operate.
 

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Very well then, Let me see...(OOC: What do I do to give you the permits?)
 

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Very well then. Turns to office staff: Can someone inspect Braxton's ships and file a report. You know, all the regular stuff for Navigation and all that batshit.
 
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