It has come to my own and my intelligecne advisors ears that certain suspicious personas, linked to the former Soviet Union and now certain far left loony parties are starting a conspiracy aiming and deseating me as Minister of Defense and International affairs. My henchmen, er, I mean, the security forces of Eutopia are already cracking down on these terrorists (no doubt linked to: Nelson Mandela, Saddam Hussein, Mickey Mouse, Osama bin Laden, Child Pornography dealers, Evil wizards, Cindirellas step sisters, the Teletubbies, the Columbia Shuttle incident, Satan himself & Martha Stewart) and are countering their insurgency plan to destabilise Eutopia politically and economically using a Illuminati-funded smear campaign as their main weapon. Beware! You might have been infiltrated!
The terrorists claim that the Minister of DIA doesn't know whats good for his citizens. The minister agrees, every individual knows best whats for him/her, the terrorists also lobby for a small yet professional army. Hah! No doubt to invade us with ease because our puny army won't even be able to resist an Italian invasion! Furthermore, the terrorists seem to be agitating our coal miners who are considered a very dangerous crowd since they have explosives and pick axes and stuff and lastly the terroist seem to be supporting some whackjobs who favour social engineering. Of course they call it social 'p(r)ograms'. Beware! The enemy is listening!
I know give all permission to panic, scream, run around in frenzy, loot electronic stores, mug old ladies etcetera etcetera.
The terrorists claim that the Minister of DIA doesn't know whats good for his citizens. The minister agrees, every individual knows best whats for him/her, the terrorists also lobby for a small yet professional army. Hah! No doubt to invade us with ease because our puny army won't even be able to resist an Italian invasion! Furthermore, the terrorists seem to be agitating our coal miners who are considered a very dangerous crowd since they have explosives and pick axes and stuff and lastly the terroist seem to be supporting some whackjobs who favour social engineering. Of course they call it social 'p(r)ograms'. Beware! The enemy is listening!
I know give all permission to panic, scream, run around in frenzy, loot electronic stores, mug old ladies etcetera etcetera.