Chapter Eight - Maori Meddling in Middle (And) East (1906 - 1916)
In the year 1906 anno domini New Zealand found itself among the technologically most developed nations. Its universities made astonishing progress in all major research fields. Not only did this benefit and restore New Zealands reputation as Great Power and sovereign of the Pacific. But also Maori economy experienced a boom by delivering high quality products all over the world.
Naturally scientific progress at this high pace took its toll now and then, but that was a fairly affordable price for its numerous positive aspects.
After all their probable death was not in vain, for they had proven without a doubt that cannibals belong to the very dangerous kind.
Decades of research, engineering and craftsmanship culminated in late 1906 when the first Dreadnought-Class battleship in the southern hemisphere left Auckland's docks! The "NZS Hooray" commenced her maiden voyage heading towards the Philippines for conducting a simple reconnaissance mission. Since the outgoing 19th century, Philippine nationalists had a tight grab on the island without being able to take the last step into independence. The battle ship's imposing shape should remind both, Spain and the Pilippine rebels of that New Zealand always had a word in pacific affairs of any kind.
The Maori secretly supported the Philippine cause, sadly though they were unable to further the process themselves. Spain, still a mere puppet of France was far away but a threat nevertheless. Especially since the turn of the century they profitted from French protection, by developing undisturbed while still many left the country for America and New Zealand. The Spanish immigrants kept Maoris informed about the progress in Iberia.
For a short time Portugal found itself in New Zealands sphere of influence, providing additional information about events in Europe. Italy had suffered a lot under the Austrian aggression to acquire Italian Pommern. From the ruins of Rome emerged a new ideology, radical for one and revolutionary in its ideas. It spread fast over the continent and Italian immigrants delivered its message even to the other side of the world. Thus, 1907 saw the formation of New Zealands Fascist Party. At first Maori were cautious towards this very small minorty who uttered such radical ideas.
On a more joyful note, years of intense cooperational efforts lead to the Cuban-Maori Collaboration Agreement. Ever since they seceded from Spain, Cuba has always been a friendly and trustworthy partner for Maori tobacco manufactures. As expected, Cuba sent a ship load of best Havanna cigars to celebrate with their friends, while receiving finest tropical wood from New Zealands Siamese colony for fabricating cigar boxes of unmatched quality.
Shortly after the festivities commenced, brave adventurers from Wellington sailed southwards to conquer the last white spot on the world maps: Antarctica. Rumors of rich deposits of ice cube veins scattered across the South Pole circulated all over the nation. If New Zealand were to control these resources, their restaurants, bars and pubs would have secure ice cube supplies for centuries.
Indeed, the new century had finally reached New Zealand; a century of luxury and enlightenment it promised to be.
Several days later when a cheerful minister president opened his mailbox he found a letter from Teheran. Abu Dhabi had denied New Zealandian archeologists and diplomats to enter their territory. Insulted and violently rejected, said Maori had sought a temporary stay in neighboring Persia.
The NZS Hooray was equipped for an overseas journey and sent forth to the Gulf of Persia to persuade the desert sons of New Zealands far reaching might.
While Maori troops paraded through Bahrain and Dubai they noticed columns of smoke on the horizon. Further reconnaissance revealed that Abu Dhabi's neighbor, the Sultanate of Nejd, had sunk into civil war. Reactionary rebels threatened the capital Riyadh and its proximity. While the commanding officer of the newly formed Maori Desert Brigades still rested in Dubai, while waiting for the peace treaty to be signed, his troops were already marching into the deserts of Nejd. No peace loving and open minded Maori could let this nonsensical bloodbath continue without intervening for the good of all. Quickly the rebels as well as his sultan's brigade were "pacified" and a goverment instated, modeled just after Maori exemplar. But for New Zealand was too far away to guide the new administrative actively, it was decided to train and educate trustworthy locals to watch and advise the sultan. Saved from political die-hard reactionaries, Nejd's progress was ensured under the protection of New Zealand.
Eventually the NZS Hooray headed home and New Zealand returned to its peaceful existence while maintaining a watchful eye on world politics. News came that Northern Germany had clobbered Austria out of Great-Power-hood, when suddenly and unexpectedly the brave Kingdom of Serbia rose to reclaim long lost parts of its motherland.
In 1910 reunification with Slavonia was completed. Thousands and thousands of people jubilated in the streets of Belgrade.
More unexpected news came from Northern Asia. The Chinese Empire had united all its substates and formed a gigantic empire on the verge of becoming a Great Power. But only a month after seeking an alliance with New Zealand, China revealed its true intentions!
A rebellion wrought havoc among western settlers, missionaries and merchants. Hundreds of innocent Maori, lured into the country by fake promises, had been slaughtered and massacred. By god, there was only one appropriate answer to this behavior! Not even the news of a tremendous success in the eternal ice plains of the South Pole could lighten the Maori faces as the NZS Hooray left Wellington Harbor heading towards Bejing. The Maori gastronomy had to wait until this matter was resolved.
When New Zealands colonial troops had gathered and prepared for battle in northern Luang Prabang, Russia had already invaded China from Siberia to exercise punishment in the same manner.
Even though China's military score jumped from 600 to whopping 2600 upon mobilization, virtually making it a Great Power overnight, their troops were no match for the technologically versed Maori and likewise mobilized Russians. The NZS Hooray took on whole Chinese fleets at once without losing ground and destroyed their hopes of ever setting sail past the coast of Dai Nam again.
It was Russia whom recalled from China first. Beijing had experienced the violent rule of cossack occupation and succumbed to their territorial as well as political demands. After the cossacs rode back to Siberia the Maori took it on themselves to pacify and demilitarize large parts of the vast empire. Meanwhile China's military, economical and prestigeous value plummeted into abyssal dephts. When New Zealands troops reached Beijing, they celebrated a trementdous victory. Three wargoals had been had been stated to redeem the Emperor's delusions of grandeur. If it weren't for the suspicious eyes of the world, they would even have acquired a connection to the coastal regions of Southern China.
In fact, the international stage grew more suspicious of New Zealand - too quick they had changeed from self proclaimed pacifism to ferocious militarism in the face of mere provocation. Too eager they were to prove not to be the wishy washy playboys that the shameful white peace of Rio made them look like. But the seed was planted nevertheless and unrest grew inside the unsteady nation. While international mistrust towards New Zealand
Albeit, Nejd profited from its new status as New Zealand's subordinate. Many literate Maori volunteered to bring civilization into the middle eastern desert, maybe out of uncertainty towards their homeland's future. As well as the apathic USA. Ever since the CSA was fully acknowledged by the majority of the civilised world, its northern counterpart became more and more invisible on the international stage. Almost as if the Manifest Destiny never manifested, they isolated themselves from the world, not even hostile towards Mexico anymore, which still held many U.S. core territories in the west and south west.
Still, or rather because of this, thousands of immigrants reached Ellis Island every month ... as always.
Meanwhile back in Europe: Spain managed the unthinkable and emancipated from France by taking advantage of that power vacuum, which was torn open by falling Austria and China. France now, struck back on Serbia, promptly ending their second war against Austria-Hungary with a decisive victory.
Still, the question of the Philippines remained unsolved. Quite the opposite: it became more urgent than ever...