All happened while playing as Germany in Ironman mode with Historical focuses ON, aiming for the "Our place in the sun" achievement.
Everything was going fine until the end of 39, I was just starting my invasion of France with some cheesy paratroopers, then this happened:
The UK and France merged into one faction. Historical Focus ON.
...
I was mind-numbed, didn't even knew this was a possibility!
"Do they think they'll be safe under a new flag?", the flag is just the UK btw.
Well, my paratroopers tried a reverse Dunkerque:
But to no avail.
Well then, this doesn't change much, I'll just start "Schlieffen Once More" NF to go around Maginot:
"X Is at war with France"
What do you mean I'm not at war with France?? Well, it is just the UK flag...
FINE, I'll just justify war on Belg-
"Non-aligned, need 50% world tension to justify"
OH COME ON!
So my war and my NF are locked because of some Franco-British nonsense, at least they are going full horde mode attacking me and losing manpower.
Meanwhile lets take a look at Poland... Oh the Soviet Union is invading them, and they want to join my faction!
"Non-Aligned, needs more World Tension" I guess millions of Soviet troops invading is not "tense" enough for the Poles, nerves of steel.
Alright, this is a meme game so I might as well go all in, I'm starting the "Danzig for guarantees" NF, in this focus Poland gives Danzig to Germany in return for German assistance against the USSR:
And naturally, having in consideration that they were already invaded and puppeted by the USSR, they accept and give me Danzig for "protection" against their masters....
Made as much sense as this game so far, the game seemed to notice:
"Invalid Idea"
(This is actually the second time I did this NF, in the previous attempt Poland accepted my assistance but joined the Allies, resulting in a awkward situation were I'm supposed to help Poland, but I can't because the faction they are in is at war with me...)
To put the cherry on top, later in the game I managed to invade the British mainland:
But EXACTLY when I was about to make them capitulate, the US joins the war...
Good game.
To conclude this, the game was fun but it needs some fixing...
To be specific:
- the "Schlieffen Once More" NF cannot be affected by the Franco-British nonsense.
- "Danzig for guaranties" NF needs to take circumstances into consideration (allying with GER, not the allies and not accept once puppeted by the USSR)
- a faction join modifier for Kaiser Germany
- leave the Franco-British nonsense for non-historical please...
Hope you enjoyed the memes, thanks for your time.
Everything was going fine until the end of 39, I was just starting my invasion of France with some cheesy paratroopers, then this happened:
The UK and France merged into one faction. Historical Focus ON.
...
I was mind-numbed, didn't even knew this was a possibility!
"Do they think they'll be safe under a new flag?", the flag is just the UK btw.
Well, my paratroopers tried a reverse Dunkerque:
But to no avail.
Well then, this doesn't change much, I'll just start "Schlieffen Once More" NF to go around Maginot:
"X Is at war with France"
What do you mean I'm not at war with France?? Well, it is just the UK flag...
FINE, I'll just justify war on Belg-
"Non-aligned, need 50% world tension to justify"
OH COME ON!
So my war and my NF are locked because of some Franco-British nonsense, at least they are going full horde mode attacking me and losing manpower.
Meanwhile lets take a look at Poland... Oh the Soviet Union is invading them, and they want to join my faction!
"Non-Aligned, needs more World Tension" I guess millions of Soviet troops invading is not "tense" enough for the Poles, nerves of steel.
Alright, this is a meme game so I might as well go all in, I'm starting the "Danzig for guarantees" NF, in this focus Poland gives Danzig to Germany in return for German assistance against the USSR:
And naturally, having in consideration that they were already invaded and puppeted by the USSR, they accept and give me Danzig for "protection" against their masters....
Made as much sense as this game so far, the game seemed to notice:
"Invalid Idea"
(This is actually the second time I did this NF, in the previous attempt Poland accepted my assistance but joined the Allies, resulting in a awkward situation were I'm supposed to help Poland, but I can't because the faction they are in is at war with me...)
To put the cherry on top, later in the game I managed to invade the British mainland:
But EXACTLY when I was about to make them capitulate, the US joins the war...
Good game.
To conclude this, the game was fun but it needs some fixing...
To be specific:
- the "Schlieffen Once More" NF cannot be affected by the Franco-British nonsense.
- "Danzig for guaranties" NF needs to take circumstances into consideration (allying with GER, not the allies and not accept once puppeted by the USSR)
- a faction join modifier for Kaiser Germany
- leave the Franco-British nonsense for non-historical please...
Hope you enjoyed the memes, thanks for your time.