Introduction: Welcome to my second AAR and this one will be with a less known country namely: Mysore.
They have one of the most awesome flags and have a decent color.
Settings are: 200 spread,random lucky and low aggression.
Also, unlimited time limit although i will stop around 1820 and no mercenaries.
House rules
1. No forming Hindustan
2. No conqeuring random OPM in Europe to westernise
3. No possesions in Europe(Vassals dont count).
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Chapter 1: Mysore 101
(1399-1415)
Opening moves.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Welcome, Chikkadevaraja Waidyar, I hired you for some gold ducats to be mine new chancellor of the Great Nation of Mysore
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Thank you, My lord Wodeyar but we arent that grand...
Messager from Vijayanagar: My Lord, The king of Vijayanagar offers a alliance!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: We accept and send that back that we wont longer be a slave of him.
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: But lord, wont they be angry.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course but i dont care, they dont have the guts to attack our MIGHTY NATION!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: So we have declared war on Deccan?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course, I had a meeting with all the other Hindu powers and we all wanted those mulims out of OUR LAND, OUR PEOPLE!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: About that i have received reports of battles from local commanders.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: And are they good?
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Very good, we have won 2 battles and have a si-
Messager from Sind: My lord offers a white peace so we can fight the Timurid hordes.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Great timing! *gives 1 ducat to messager* And we answer this back: Ha.
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Did you just reward him for interrupting me?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Yes?
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Oke as i was talking, a new message flew in with a bird.
We have won the siege of Raichur Duah
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: We will demand the province as it people are screaming for our help! And we say 'Get the hell out of India!'
Morning in Mysore Palace
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar:I wish to have paintings, Paintings of seas!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar:Why?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar:Because i want them!
Messager from Orrisa: My lord wishes a alliance with you and Vijayanagar has taken 3 provinces from Deccan
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: WHAT! I CLAIMED ALL THEIR LANDS! And i accept the alliance*Walks off throne and falls on the ground in rage*
BOEDHA DAMN IT!
*Noble comes in*: I will pick you off the ground if you give the nobles more power!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Fine, Just pick me up already!
Bah! I want more of those write monkies
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Dont you mean Bureaucrats?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: That is the same thing, And i exuse for my insult, they can also paint things.
5 years later
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I am bored, Lets declare war AGAIN!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Have you ever notives how our last names are al- Did you declare war again?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I sure did and their allies cannot reach our lands, Stupid fools honouring the borders!
*hears fighting down the hall* DEFENSIEVE! OFFENSIEVE! DEFENSIEVE IS BETTER! OFFENSIEVE IS BETTER!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: You are supposed to be fighting the muslim hordes!
General 1: But sir, he called me a coward for being defensieve!
General 2: Because it is true!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Say you are sorry mister general....
General 2: I am sorry, I wont never do it again..*Holds finger crossed*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Now go back to killing muslims!
Both generals: YES YADU RAYA WODEYAR!
Messager from Khandesh: .... What in allah's name! I have come to demand 23 ducats as 'gift' for khandesh.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: So you are asking me to bribe your small mountain nation, Very well.
Messager from Khandesh: But sir dont you wish to ne-
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: *throws bag of gold against messager* SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Also i must go, my soldiers need me *rides away with Chikkadavarja Waidyar*
1 month later
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Do i finally get there, I get 1 battle and we win.
Lame.
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: But we did annex the muslim scum!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: There is still other muslims out there like GUJARAT!
Map with small green dots with muslim oppressors!
He! You! Messager take this to the Gujratian king!'Note with DOW'
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: More war against muslims? That never gets old for you does it?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Yes, come with me so we can command the armies.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: *decapitates a muslim soldier* Take that, you muslim dog!
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: Do i really have to fight, i am used to speeches only...
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course, be happy i gave you a horse, we almost never die on them for some reason.
Commander: MORE OF THEM MY KING!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: All horsemen with me! *runs away in the other direction*
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: What are we doing sir! The battle is over there.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I saw it in a dream or i had some of those nice green leafs, that we would lose this battle!
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: But 2150 men died.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: But only 16 horsemen so we are good!
Next battle...
Footsoldier 1: So we are we in front of the cavalry and they are no where to be seen?
FootSoldier 2: I don't know but is sounded like a great plan!
Footsoldier 1: Wait, here they come!
Footsoldier 2: WHERE ARE T-
*Mysorean cavarly comes and runs all soldiers over*
Footsoldier 1: FRIENDLY FI- *dies*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Ah well, we have enough fools we wish to be foot soldiers!
And chase those muslim pigs!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar in discussion with the Gujaratian king
Gujaratian king: But why do you want my throne?!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I know about your piggy bank under it and i want Surat
Gujaratian King: Fine.
*suddenly Boedha appears*
Boedha: You must conquer Khandesh for your Empire
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I have a question for you. Are you obese?
Boedha: ...... I am not, i just have heavy bones.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Alright, it is fine... for now...
CHARGE FOR MYSORE!
*300 soldiers get overun by mysorean cavarly*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Again?
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: Because we run over them like we dont even see them!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Ah well, we have won the siege by now anyway.
King of Khandesh: Please have mercy!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: No peace with Muslims! *chops head of Khandeshian king off*
Messager from Mysore: My lord, the peasants are unhappy as well as the soldiers!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: They are just peasants with some weapons.
I would like a new map now please!
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Author notes: I will introduce more characters next chapter because i didn't hire new
advisors
And the muslim scum etc. is just the RP, I got nothing against muslims
Also if you see a spelling or grammer error, tell me.
EDIT: Next chapter done in 2 days min.
And there has been many good expansions for Mysore.
They have one of the most awesome flags and have a decent color.
Settings are: 200 spread,random lucky and low aggression.
Also, unlimited time limit although i will stop around 1820 and no mercenaries.
House rules
1. No forming Hindustan
2. No conqeuring random OPM in Europe to westernise
3. No possesions in Europe(Vassals dont count).
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Chapter 1: Mysore 101
(1399-1415)
Opening moves.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Welcome, Chikkadevaraja Waidyar, I hired you for some gold ducats to be mine new chancellor of the Great Nation of Mysore
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Thank you, My lord Wodeyar but we arent that grand...
Messager from Vijayanagar: My Lord, The king of Vijayanagar offers a alliance!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: We accept and send that back that we wont longer be a slave of him.
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: But lord, wont they be angry.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course but i dont care, they dont have the guts to attack our MIGHTY NATION!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: So we have declared war on Deccan?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course, I had a meeting with all the other Hindu powers and we all wanted those mulims out of OUR LAND, OUR PEOPLE!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: About that i have received reports of battles from local commanders.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: And are they good?
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Very good, we have won 2 battles and have a si-
Messager from Sind: My lord offers a white peace so we can fight the Timurid hordes.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Great timing! *gives 1 ducat to messager* And we answer this back: Ha.
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Did you just reward him for interrupting me?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Yes?
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Oke as i was talking, a new message flew in with a bird.
We have won the siege of Raichur Duah
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: We will demand the province as it people are screaming for our help! And we say 'Get the hell out of India!'
Morning in Mysore Palace
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar:I wish to have paintings, Paintings of seas!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar:Why?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar:Because i want them!
Messager from Orrisa: My lord wishes a alliance with you and Vijayanagar has taken 3 provinces from Deccan
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: WHAT! I CLAIMED ALL THEIR LANDS! And i accept the alliance*Walks off throne and falls on the ground in rage*
BOEDHA DAMN IT!
*Noble comes in*: I will pick you off the ground if you give the nobles more power!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Fine, Just pick me up already!
Bah! I want more of those write monkies
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Dont you mean Bureaucrats?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: That is the same thing, And i exuse for my insult, they can also paint things.
5 years later
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I am bored, Lets declare war AGAIN!
Chikkadevaraja Waidyar: Have you ever notives how our last names are al- Did you declare war again?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I sure did and their allies cannot reach our lands, Stupid fools honouring the borders!
*hears fighting down the hall* DEFENSIEVE! OFFENSIEVE! DEFENSIEVE IS BETTER! OFFENSIEVE IS BETTER!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: You are supposed to be fighting the muslim hordes!
General 1: But sir, he called me a coward for being defensieve!
General 2: Because it is true!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Say you are sorry mister general....
General 2: I am sorry, I wont never do it again..*Holds finger crossed*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Now go back to killing muslims!
Both generals: YES YADU RAYA WODEYAR!
Messager from Khandesh: .... What in allah's name! I have come to demand 23 ducats as 'gift' for khandesh.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: So you are asking me to bribe your small mountain nation, Very well.
Messager from Khandesh: But sir dont you wish to ne-
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: *throws bag of gold against messager* SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
Also i must go, my soldiers need me *rides away with Chikkadavarja Waidyar*
1 month later
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Do i finally get there, I get 1 battle and we win.
Lame.
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: But we did annex the muslim scum!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: There is still other muslims out there like GUJARAT!
Map with small green dots with muslim oppressors!
He! You! Messager take this to the Gujratian king!'Note with DOW'
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: More war against muslims? That never gets old for you does it?
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Yes, come with me so we can command the armies.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: *decapitates a muslim soldier* Take that, you muslim dog!
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: Do i really have to fight, i am used to speeches only...
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Of course, be happy i gave you a horse, we almost never die on them for some reason.
Commander: MORE OF THEM MY KING!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: All horsemen with me! *runs away in the other direction*
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: What are we doing sir! The battle is over there.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I saw it in a dream or i had some of those nice green leafs, that we would lose this battle!
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: But 2150 men died.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: But only 16 horsemen so we are good!
Next battle...
Footsoldier 1: So we are we in front of the cavalry and they are no where to be seen?
FootSoldier 2: I don't know but is sounded like a great plan!
Footsoldier 1: Wait, here they come!
Footsoldier 2: WHERE ARE T-
*Mysorean cavarly comes and runs all soldiers over*
Footsoldier 1: FRIENDLY FI- *dies*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Ah well, we have enough fools we wish to be foot soldiers!
And chase those muslim pigs!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar in discussion with the Gujaratian king
Gujaratian king: But why do you want my throne?!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I know about your piggy bank under it and i want Surat
Gujaratian King: Fine.
*suddenly Boedha appears*
Boedha: You must conquer Khandesh for your Empire
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: I have a question for you. Are you obese?
Boedha: ...... I am not, i just have heavy bones.
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Alright, it is fine... for now...
CHARGE FOR MYSORE!
*300 soldiers get overun by mysorean cavarly*
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Again?
Chikkadavarja Waidyar: Because we run over them like we dont even see them!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: Ah well, we have won the siege by now anyway.
King of Khandesh: Please have mercy!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: No peace with Muslims! *chops head of Khandeshian king off*
Messager from Mysore: My lord, the peasants are unhappy as well as the soldiers!
King Yadu Raya Wodeyar: They are just peasants with some weapons.
I would like a new map now please!
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Author notes: I will introduce more characters next chapter because i didn't hire new
advisors
And the muslim scum etc. is just the RP, I got nothing against muslims
Also if you see a spelling or grammer error, tell me.
EDIT: Next chapter done in 2 days min.
And there has been many good expansions for Mysore.
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