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Hi all, I was just wondering, I've played about 100 hours on CK II and have yet to have a female character. If a female character has the 'Lust' trait, will the bastard option fire?

Thanks in advance, Snail of Ages.
 

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I played as one for 50 odd years. She had like 5 affairs. The bad thing is the male always decides the kid's dynasty. It's annoying when I'm trying to breed kids.
 

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There's a book that may interest you called the "Lusty Argonian Maid"...
 

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how would anybody tell except if the kid is black? :D

Ignoring the racism... There are plenty of dominant characteristics that can reveal who the father is/is not. If the married couple are both blonde, and the kid has black hair, it's not the husband's.
 

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I played as one for 50 odd years. She had like 5 affairs. The bad thing is the male always decides the kid's dynasty. It's annoying when I'm trying to breed kids.
This. I've had bastards as a female ruler, and the only way to have the child be of your own dynasty is if your lover refuses to acknowledge it. You get no input, which seems silly if you're the one wearing the trousers.
 

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Ignoring the racism... There are plenty of dominant characteristics that can reveal who the father is/is not. If the married couple are both blonde, and the kid has black hair, it's not the husband's.
well, to be accurate, it could be a recessive gene, though we'll derail this thread if we talk about it
 

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Ignoring the racism... There are plenty of dominant characteristics that can reveal who the father is/is not. If the married couple are both blonde, and the kid has black hair, it's not the husband's.

Black hair kid with blonde fathers doesn't mean it's a bastard. Hair color have much higher variation than skin color.
 

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My daughter in law had a bastard... from me.
 

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I don't think that the game is that complex

There is a DNA system that makes traits skip generations, so yes, it is that complex.
 

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Black hair kid with blonde fathers doesn't mean it's a bastard. Hair color have much higher variation than skin color.

Black hair is a dominant trait. The only way to have blonde hair is in the construction of the hair itself, the core and the exterior have to both be light. Dark core and dark exterior means black hair, and you're not going to get that with both parents blonde.
 

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Black hair is a dominant trait. The only way to have blonde hair is in the construction of the hair itself, the core and the exterior have to both be light. Dark core and dark exterior means black hair, and you're not going to get that with both parents blonde.

However a blond child with a dark haired father is possible as the father might have light hair genes which just lucked out in that kid.
 

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However a blond child with a dark haired father is possible as the father might have light hair genes which just lucked out in that kid.

That...or the mother is doing the nasty with her twin brother. *Shrug* Just an original suggestion.
 

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Queen: Dear chancellor what shall I do? I've invited male courtiers to my bedchamber out of wedlock and now have a bastard son!

Seedy chancellor: just tell the peasants it was immaculate conception and they'll worship you m'lady ;)