Long Live the Dear LeadAAR! : North Korea MDS

[twcAxeman]

Version:
MDS version 1.5, modded so North Korea has tech teams.
Difficulty: Normal / Furious
Let it begin!
This AAR will be semi-humurous and mostly gameplay related, its my first serious AAR so I hope you enjoy
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Welcome to the Glorious People's Repubic of Korea archives, here can you learn much about the people's nation.

North Korea is very industralized, see here on the world map, our factories light up the night!

People are very happy, well fed, and educated. Especially the children!

Army is very , very strong. It has to be to fend off American Imperialism!
Infact, Dear Leader has come up with a soundproof strategy to destroy the Capitalist Pigs!

Of course this is all in part to the Glorious Leader!!

Game Updates to follow shortly!

 

[Ermac]

Didn't I nuke NK back into the stone age in my last AAR?

 

[twcAxeman]

Didn't I nuke NK back into the stone age in my last AAR?

The North Korean People's leader is immune to all forms of weapons, he is a god

 

[twcAxeman]

Today Dear Leader has announced the oppening of a series of free workout facilities for those who say good things about his glorious regieme and country! Infact the people sent here have been so good we decided not to let them leave at all! Here we see 2 honorable peoples exercising outside!

The North Korean Economy has always been strong

While our army is vast and deadly, the Dear Leader has decided to give them outdated equipment in order to give the pathetic Imperialists a chance! They are still so strong the Dear Leader has decided to downsize the People's armed forces! Here are the new more Chivallrous Armed Forces gaurding against the Imperialists!

It is more then enough to gaurd the border from the Imperialist South!
The Superior Minds of All Koreans are meanwhile being put into researhing the most useful of tools!

Now we are really preparing for war, the peoples of Korea are preparing to liberate our bretheran from the South, our country is more united then ever before!

 

[Ermac]

god so wrong!

 

[twcAxeman]

The Dear Leader laughs at your brainwashed mind! Who would not want all of that, political freedom, who needs it when the Dear Leader is always right! You Imperialist Pigs laugh at our workout facilities because you have all gotten so fat from your indulgence while those you exploit starve! Long live the people's revolution!!

 

[Ermac]

China may no longer be a true Communist state, but capitalism has its advantages like, toilets, Airplanes, Ipods , LA fitness, Food, the Olympics and of course the massive Three Gorges Damn. but then again you do have a fortress border, miles and miles of secret tunnels and the worlds largest Collection of Cognac. o

 

[ruckel]

They got barbed wire, how cool isnt that on a scale

 

[twcAxeman]

China may no longer be a true Communist state, but capitalism has its advantages like, toilets, Airplanes, Ipods , LA fitness, Food, the Olympics and of course the massive Three Gorges Damn. but then again you do have a fortress border, miles and miles of secret tunnels and the worlds largest Collection of Cognac. o

That is a rumor swine! Our dear leader does not need to indulge himself in vast ammounts of the worlds finest wines to feel good about himself! o

But seriously, yeah I don't really believe what I am saying, just staying in character

 

[Ermac]

Well good ill be watching this one closely.

 

[twcAxeman]

The country is stronger then ever before, so strong the great leader has decided to use his magnificent powers to tame the mighty Yalu River!

Already the great leader has decided this path with the shortening of the armed-forces, the fool that brought this up *cough* I mean citizen that brought this to my attention shall go to a free workout camp!
The choice is obvious...

With the country now fully commited to destroying the capitalists we can focus completely on military matters of converting our industry!
This is the power of the peoples working togathers!

Unfortunately American Imperalism grows more evident as they have destroyed the perfect regieme under Saadam!

Trying times are ahead for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

 

[al_faris]

Infidels! I KJEEL YO! :rofl:

 

[twcAxeman]

The American Imperalists won't know what hit them

 

[twcAxeman]

Update!!!

The Glorious Peoples of Korea have begun to work on a new project to strengthen the already invincible People's Army!

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The dear leader recognizes the up and comming Chineese nation, they would make great comrades, one day they might be as strong as our great nation!
This is shown by thier stemming of Imperalism by destroying last of the old order!

The leader has decided to ally with the Chineese, and join the Shanghi Pact! After all they need all the help they can get!

Our new-found friendship results in a most benefical series of trades for both sides!

In other news, the Great Leader has decided to distribute free musical devices to the population of this glorious country so they can hear his wisdom all the time, and watch his videos! Anybody not in posession of one of these will be sho.... sent to our free workout facilities for.... being creative...

 

[twcAxeman]

Update!!!*with video!*

Our Glorious leader was very happy this day, On a grim day in 1991 the Soviet Union collapsed, Russia betrayed the workers of the world! But today they come one step closer to redemption, today they have joined the Shanghai Pact!

Meanwhile our most brilliant research teams master a complicated concept : Attack with everything at once. Now that that project has been completed we have begun work on another project!

More good news! Our Chineese Comrades have put a cog in the Imperial War Machine! This will surely enable future sucess!

Our new comrades in both China and Russia have given us more armored and mechanized divisions in a tribute to the Great Leader, this will surely aid in our brutal conquest *cough* I mean liberation of Korea!

In other news, the Dear Leader has released a video on why North Korea is so great!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0gr-Q2qlc

 

[unmerged(62421)]

Absolutely hilarious. Good luck, North Korea doesn't look like much to work with.

 

[twcAxeman]

Glad you like it so far, ill update later today again.

 

[4th Dimension]

Watch out of those S. Koreans, or they'll zerg rush ya'.

 

[twcAxeman]

If they try anything I have nuclear weapons, and South Koreans start off with none, and I doubt the United States would be stupid enough to intervene against China, Russia, and North Korea.

 

[twcAxeman]

Today the glorious minds of Korea mastered 2 more complicated concepts: Jumping out of planes and offroad driving, but even more gloriously they completed a new type of armored division.

With that completed we learned another very complicated concept : adding fertilizer to crops! After that we began work on a magnificent Space Satalite in which upon its completition will be able to broadcast telepathically Kim Jong Ill's godlike thoughts into everyones mind, the satalite shall reach space when Kim Jong Ill throws it there, after all he can do anything...

Quick tip imperalist pigs, next time you send a spy he shouldn't be a black gangbanger and he should speak korean.....

Our magnificent armies are almost completely reinforced, soon the South shall BURN! It would be no fun after all if Kim Jong Ill just snapped his hands and we won the war, we should spread the wealth, which is why we are also communist, remember that!

Our satalite was completed, and shall be launched by Kim Jong Ill when he wakes up, in the meantime:

Until then remember our Dear Leader can do anything, and resistance is futile. If you do resist you shall be ki.... curteously sent to our free work out camps!