Chapter 26, 2ª Temporada
And foryeue to us oure dettis
August 1st, 1214.
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Gooz morning!
Lo Steiner: Good..
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Meizer Kurtz, we muzt burn a heretic!
Lo Steiner: Really? That's new for...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: He's called gaiasabre11 and he's always playing with little girls....
Lo Steiner: Well, but we could...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: So we must burn him now.
Lo Steiner: Why are you so keen on...?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Burning hedetiks? That'z bekauze of Saint Burningdine said onze..
Lo Steiner: No that! Why are you so keen on not...?
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: On not allowing a hedetik to spread hiz evil kreed?
Lo Steiner: Jaffa kree, what the heck! I mean why are you so keen...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Who's that Mister JAffa Kree? A hedetik we must...
Lo Steiner: On not allowing me to finish a single sentence, what the zuck!
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: lol, I didn't notice it.
Lo Steiner: Well, that's really...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Annoying?
Lo Steiner: And horribly...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Enervating?
Lo Steiner: Son of ...
Inquisitor Konrad von Marburg: Bitch?
Lo Steiner: I'm going to pee...
To celebrate that everything was going fine, and to create the Catalan ruling elite that would rule the Catalanic Peninsula, king Ramon made his son Alfons d'Aragó, 15 years old, duke of Tejo and count of Lissabon, of Coimbra and of Alcacer do Sal, and made his mum, Sancha Alfonsez de Borgoña, duchess of Valencia and countess of Denia, Valencia, Mallorca and Castellón. Going on with his plans, he made Nuno Sanchez d'Aragó earl of (Peti) Niebla and of Cádiz, and Jaume d'Aragó earl of Granada and of Sevilla. But then he thought it a mistake, and said to Stenier:
King Ramon: Houston, we have a problem.
Lo Steiner: Not at all.
King Ramon:No?
Lo Steiner: Not really.
King Ramon: Are you kidding?
Lo Steiner: Thus we can create two kingdoms, Castille and Leon, diving the Peninsula from north to south, facing each other, willing to destroy his rival. And if this idea won't work, we can always shout the cold cry...
King Ramon: Desperta ferro? To hell with them?
Lo Steiner: No.
King Ramon: ...
Lo Steiner: They are hedeticks!!!!
Lo Steiner: What the zuck!?!?! A Scotsman, earl of Plasencia? Duncan?
Lo Peti: Duffman?
Lo Steiner: Bad joke, Peti. You're in crisis...
Lo Peti: Chrissy Hines?
Lo Steiner: What? Pretenders?
Lo Peti: Supertramp?
Lo Steiner: Where is a good jolly stake when you need to burn someone?
The waiting room of chancellor Olaus Petrus was a huge and almost empty area. Trekaddict felt instantly that no man, in spite of his power and money, would feel at ease there. All was thought and designed to humilliate the arrogant and powerful men. He had to wait, it was not other option.
Had it been other times, Trekaddict would have remained insolently upright, walking up and down, hand placed on his sword, with that arrogant mood that suited so fine the great noblemen of his country. But today the heroe could not afford such a behaviour, as he was in Rome to face dishonour and disgrace. With a heavy heart he was waiting for a holy man to help him. His future and his name depending on that.
Chancellor Petrus was an old friend and had promised him his face. During his early years, as both were young knights, they had crossed the sea to go on crusading. Now, the chancellor of the Pope and his possible successor, was obliged to meet him. After all, Trekaddict had saved his life two times.
Thus the knight was waiting for his humilliation to end.
He was wrong.