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14. No Freshly Squeezed Orange Juice for Us!
May 14th, 1940
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The setting sun caught Günther Sehcks in his most awake state: completely and totally awake. He has been such since the early morning, and it would suit his habit to have remained awake into the evening, soon to retire for a good night’s sleep. There were obstacles in his way, however. Work didn’t wait for convenient moments to pop up, and at present, he was waiting for Drexler to complete the latest strategic map- one that would outline progress in the first two weeks of war in western Europe. As he waited, it became apparent that the map would not be ready for a couple minutes, and so he began inspecting previous documents.

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The various climatic battles in France and the Benelux.

Xenomorph army did an excellent job of rampaging into central France, and 3 days ago were undergoing preparations for the siege of Paris. This would not be easy, given that they were all tank and motorized troops, attacking a city over a river. However, French defences could be accurately summed up as nonexistent, and they likely fled at the first sign of advance from Lutz’s corps. The other major battle was the advance on Ghent, where 15 enemy divisions with varying levels or strength and organization were gathering. The attack was ordered earlier than the pocket was complete to keep the enemy off balance. Pedo Army wasn’t doing very well in the Netherlands, but letting the enemy reorganize would be an unforgivable loss of momentum. At once all armies in Belgium, and von Manstein’s Xenomorph corps began pushing them against the sea.

The one battle Sehcks was honestly worried for was Eindhoven.

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We need soldiers like these.

Von Kressenstein began his attack on the 3rd, and by the 11th nothing had changed. Both sides were completely exhausted, but the Dutch simply refused to give up, fighting for every field and building, which was commendable. When presented with this information, Regenbogen ordered the rest of Pedo Army into the battle, which resulted only in more stalemate. The enemy kept cycling fresh troops into the province, and defeated ones out, which meant that this could go on for a very long time. With the air force dedicated entirely to reducing the large stacks in west Belgium, the Netherlands front may become problematic very soon.

“It’s done.”

Sehcks turned his head to the main map table, where Drexler’s latest masterpiece was actively emitting an aura of freshness.

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A winner is us!

“Good!”

Sehcks glanced over his shoulder to find an attentive Zug present.

“Yes, they are retreating from Ghent. Northward, unfortunately, though this might prove to be a good thing. Von Manstein could get rid of the little pocket down south and be on his way with the rest of Xenomorph. Meanwhile we’d have two HQs dedicated to the pocket.”

“Netherlands aren’t going so well it seems. Any word on why that is? I’ve only gotten casualty reports and supply manifests.”

“No, but I’ll be sure to get to the bottom of it. Either way, “Minus Two” is there and ready to help. Once the one battle at Eindhoven is finished, the rest should happen very quickly.”

“Aye. Are we going to put a heavy force in Ghent and push them inland? Or just squeeze against the sea?”

“Some number of troops in Ghent is probably a wise policy as they’d have to support attack Dunkerque, but the HQ can stay where it is. We’ve done well in two weeks. Paris is occupied, the French army is split into a quickly deteriorating pocket in Belgium, and their mountain stronghold at the Maginot Line. Our tanks have virtually nothing standing between them and great conquest. Nails in the Curious Box was a great success.”

“With the slight exception of the Netherlands front.”

“Yes. We’ll have to clean that up. Either way, well done everyone. Hopefully we can keep Regenbogen just as distracted by other affairs as we have until now in the future.”

The men ended the evening by playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who gets the honor of reporting this information to the general.
 

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Enewald said:
how is it possible Luxemburg still exists? :eek:

Easy.

There is no bus service to Luxembourg.

Not yet, at least.
 

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Enewald: Discomb has a phobia concerning Luxembourg, probably because he knows someone from there who would kick his ass if he ever conquered it ;)

Kurt_Steiner: Regenbogen must organize one at once! :eek:

First comment day!
 

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Thanks.

Today's update is pushed into tomorrow. I'm already tired from everything I had to do today, and I still have med class in the evening. Didn't write one yesterday due to a lack of foresight. Sad. :(
 

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Hey guys, guess what! The update is almost ready, but it was my dad's birthday today so I'm drunk! I can write a drunk update, but I don't want to. Bye!
 

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but drunk updates are always funnier! its ideal!
 

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instead of a lively, maybe slightly random but funnier drunk update, we'll get... 'ooohhh my head. hitler said well done and then they all went off and fought the war. end of update.'
 

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15. Winning isn’t Just a Hobby
May 27th, 1940
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This is a map.

The map loomed over the whole room from the wall. It was Regenbogen’s proudest moment yet as commander of the northern front, and though whether or not he understood what it depicted was up for debate, he insisted on having it engraved in the wall. This is why a whole division of soldiers was called back from the front to work on it. It didn’t bother anyone that they’d be leaving this HQ soon, given how well they were progressing. Tripping over only a couple of buckets on his way (a great improvement from yesterday, the day he changed pants 5 times), Regenbogen made his way to the hallway. Here the new paint was already done drying, displaying to his eyes a myriad of butterflies and giraffes, which were all but forgotten as soon as he entered his desired room.

His mood was immediately shot down by the 3 grim faces pointed in his direction. Of them, only Hitler spoke.

“What is this?”

His finger was pointed at the immediate map on the table before him.

“Nevermind. What is this?” he asked Sehcks this time.

“Well, this bares an explanation. Allow me to start.”

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This is, in fact, also a map.

“As you know, the bulk of the French army was locked into a small area to the east due to the success of operation Nails in the Curious Box. They were unable to even exert pressure onto the Xenomorph army, which ran amok in central France, grabbing territory almost unopposed. There were, however, a couple French divisions in the way, all of which were instantly crushed. However, as you can see, a small corps of enemy troops decided to stop retreating once our armor has passed them, and reoccupied the city of Orleans, much to the disadvantage of general Lutz, who became surrounded as a result of these events.”

“When I ask ‘What is this’, the answer I expect is ‘This is a disgrace!’”

“Certainly sir, but this situation came about due to our exceptional competence rather than the opposite. We’ve simply beaten the French so hard, that we reached their destination before they did. In any case, the problem is very rapidly being handled, as all nearby formations of the Xenomorph Army are attacking Orleans in full force.”

“Very well, carry on, but if any troops are lost as a result of this, I, as well as a rifle squad, will hold you all personally responsible. Now, onto other matters. General Regenbogen… um…”

Fritz Regenbogen had long ago edged himself out of the room and was (temporarily) enjoying a cup of coffee.
 

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Lols. You don't seem to play this seriously. :D
He is Fritz? :eek:

Coffee?
In Germany?
During ww2?
I except that to be something other that is brown....
 

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Heh. That's got to be the best excuse I've seen for being encircled. It's a bit of a stretch to say that Regenbogen is exceptionally competent, but I guess his subordinates would have to be...
 

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Enewald said:
Coffee?
In Germany?
During ww2?
I except that to be something other that is brown....
Confiscated French front-line supplies.

Possibly the best coffee in Europe.
 

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dublish said:
Heh. That's got to be the best excuse I've seen for being encircled. It's a bit of a stretch to say that Regenbogen is exceptionally competent, but I guess his subordinates would have to be...

let me finish teh sentence for you:


... the best liars of the world. :D

Anyway, erm... well done?
 

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Discomb: <Darth Vader>Your lack of foresight disturbs me *Force choke*</Dark Vader> :mad:

Enewald: Nah, we weren't playing terribly seriously, it was in many ways a test of the changes to the AI, combat system, etc that I had made in the previous months :p

dublish: That is actually how it happened, though :D

Kurt_Steiner: Not quite well done yet. It's still rather rare, since France is still alive and bleeding ;)

I have returned from my voyages between Hull and Princeton! :p
 

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Discomb: ...“Nevermind. What is this?” he asked Sehcks this time. .. “Certainly sir, but this situation came about due to our exceptional competence rather than the opposite...”

that fella deserves a promotion for such quick thinking as well as standing up to the Leader ! ! :D

Discomb:
...“..General Regenbogen… um…”

and Fritz is lucky he did not meet that firing squad for leaving the room... ;)

excellent update ! !
:cool:
 

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Myth said:
Kurt_Steiner: Not quite well done yet. It's still rather rare, since France is still alive and bleeding ;)

Hence the question mark...

Erm... Bleeding? Is France bleeding?

Then is a good thing. :D
 

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GhostWriter: Yes indeed, and his excellent operational skills are bringing us to the defeat of France :D

Kurt_Steiner: Yup :D

I think this is the second comment day, but I'm not sure yet :p