Letter to the High Court of EUtopia
Dear sirs:
Recently EUtopia has come under a series of acts of vandalism--sugaring of police cars vandalization of private property--and breaking and entering. But who was responsible? And why have they not been found? I set out to find the answer.
EXHIBIT A:
EXHIBIT B:
EXHIBIT C:
Transcripts from the headquarters of the EUtopian Socialist Reform Party:
-The ESRP is either behind the idea of a Socialist Youth or someone who browses their HQ is
-At least one member of the ESRP is linked to the Revolution; whether the party as a whole is linked or not is a mystery. Or is it?
Ah, but this evidence is all circumstantial. I unfortunately have still more circumstantial evidence: when Mr. C.S. Morgan said, "By the way, if I had not promised to keep quiet about the ESRP/terror deal, I would tell all, and the face of EUtopian politics would never be the same again," the response by private mail [OOC: PM] was, "What do you know?" Think about the wording. As Mr. Morgan put it when he faxed me his packet of evidence, "What does he mean, What do you know? If you meant, what do you know that could change politics, you likely would have said What do you mean? That phrase, though, implies What do you know...about a specific something, i.e., What do you know about Iraq's dealings with al-Qaeda? or What do you know about our secret plot? So I am suspicious, highly suspicious..." This is the reason why I took up the case.
Concrete, rock-solid proof? We have some: we do know that some members of the ESRP are linked to the Revolution and that the ESRP was the association that provided the idea for Socialist Youth. But there are problems.
-How do we know that the ESRP, and not just some of its members are involved? We do not. We lack concrete evidence to prove this, sadly.
-How do we know the phrase, "What do you know?" implies anything at all? This is only a guess.
-Why is the President slow to act regarding the revoltionary captured at the CC headquarters? A question I can answer! There are only three possible reasons: a) Murmurandus suffers from serious lethargy, as does his High Court; b) he does not take the case seriously; or c) it is in his best interest NOT to try the criminal! As A and B seem unlikely, we must look to C. It fits perfectly with our theory. Murmurandus relies on the ESRP to provide the votes needed to propel him back to office. So if he tries the criminal, and if the ESRP is linked to him, he may very well lose votes or support. Without the support of the ESRP, the RD would be a stand-alone party, without coalition partners. So maybe, just maybe, it is a political game to keep support beneath it all!
If the above theory is to be conclusively proven false, I demand the following:
-I demand the ESRP explain all talk of 'revolution' in their headquarters;
-I demand an immediate explanation as to why criminals are not being tried by both President and government, and why the President has spoken in defense of the terrorists, saying, "The so-called vandalism is just some graffitti and the city services are already cleaning them. I also asked the police to keep an extra eye open for those juvenile delinquents," (why can he not call them radicals, revolutionaries, or even part of a revolution?);
-I demand concrete proof that the Revolution and ESRP are not linked, not just the words of a common revolutionary who may not know the workings of the upper echelons of the revolution.
-I also demand an explanation of all other pieces of evidence cited in this letter.
If the above cannot be supplied, the consequences maybe incredible and far-reaching.
Thank you,
Achille Poirot, Private Investigator
Dear sirs:
Recently EUtopia has come under a series of acts of vandalism--sugaring of police cars vandalization of private property--and breaking and entering. But who was responsible? And why have they not been found? I set out to find the answer.
EXHIBIT A:
Dear sir,
The masses of EUtopia have awakened, our first attempt has come to a good end. Hereby we claim the assault on the fascist pig's cars (police-cars) in the name of the most enlightened Revolution. We, The Most Enlightened Order of The Revolution, have booked our first victory in the achieving of a Socialist Worker's Paradise on Eutopia.
Long Live The Revolution!
Master of Propaganda
EXHIBIT B:
So, then, we know that "The Most Enlightened Order of Revolution" is behind the attacks so far, and we know they have a group called the "Socialist Youth" as a wing of their organization.Its night... 3 o'clpck in the morning. A tiny bus, rented by the socialist youth drives through the roads of the capitol. It is a very dark night, there is no moon.
At the next red traffic lights, when the bus stops, two people, all wearing black jump out of the bus. The bus drives on...
[...]
They have a bucket full of glue and a few posters with them. Very quickly they sneak to the poster of the CC, the red-white Eutopia flag and one begins to put the glue on it. In the meantime, the other puts the poster over it.
The whole action doesnt take more than a half minute. of course the socialist youth has a lot of expierience on such kinds of operations.
EXHIBIT C:
Transcripts from the headquarters of the EUtopian Socialist Reform Party:
The reply?i'd suggest we found a socialist youth organisation with which we can reach politically interested youths.
However I'm to old, I would be happy to indoctri... ehm introduce these cute little childern into the wonderful world of revolu... reform-techniques. I'm willing to put me fore as a leader of a local troop....
Therefore we know:Some friends of mine have made some grave mistakes and because of this I can be seriously burned. But I don't want to pull the party in this. So if they go after me. I'll quit.
-The ESRP is either behind the idea of a Socialist Youth or someone who browses their HQ is
-At least one member of the ESRP is linked to the Revolution; whether the party as a whole is linked or not is a mystery. Or is it?
Well, this is how I see the new revolution. I already see the first sparks. Seattle, Göteborg, Prague, Genua, ... The protests at those giant capitalist summits. I foresee that those will increase over time, if more and more people see through the illusion of this so called 'democracy' and I foresee that Capitalist and Fascist leaders will grow so frightened that they once open fire on such a demonstration, and it will happen more and more and before you know the Revolution has begun! The only thing we can do is try to get more and more support from the people we care for, for the workers. I admit I'm an intellectual, but you must see that at the first Internationale most of the members their were intellectuals and not workers. But it's thanks to them that we know that the Revolution will come some day and that we're trained in them. And the revolution is already busy, everywhere a repressed people stands up for their rights, their is a part of the revolution. Let's speak over the PKK (Kurdish Workers Party) and many others, their are the Sparks of the Revolution showing. It can be still 200 or 300 years but these sparks will enlighten into a shining fire.
it would be nice if we can have a revolution like that, but it will have to be hard bloody. hard, because there is a lot of work to do, and bloody, because we will have to slaughter all the readers of right populist media.
Ah, but this evidence is all circumstantial. I unfortunately have still more circumstantial evidence: when Mr. C.S. Morgan said, "By the way, if I had not promised to keep quiet about the ESRP/terror deal, I would tell all, and the face of EUtopian politics would never be the same again," the response by private mail [OOC: PM] was, "What do you know?" Think about the wording. As Mr. Morgan put it when he faxed me his packet of evidence, "What does he mean, What do you know? If you meant, what do you know that could change politics, you likely would have said What do you mean? That phrase, though, implies What do you know...about a specific something, i.e., What do you know about Iraq's dealings with al-Qaeda? or What do you know about our secret plot? So I am suspicious, highly suspicious..." This is the reason why I took up the case.
Concrete, rock-solid proof? We have some: we do know that some members of the ESRP are linked to the Revolution and that the ESRP was the association that provided the idea for Socialist Youth. But there are problems.
-How do we know that the ESRP, and not just some of its members are involved? We do not. We lack concrete evidence to prove this, sadly.
-How do we know the phrase, "What do you know?" implies anything at all? This is only a guess.
-Why is the President slow to act regarding the revoltionary captured at the CC headquarters? A question I can answer! There are only three possible reasons: a) Murmurandus suffers from serious lethargy, as does his High Court; b) he does not take the case seriously; or c) it is in his best interest NOT to try the criminal! As A and B seem unlikely, we must look to C. It fits perfectly with our theory. Murmurandus relies on the ESRP to provide the votes needed to propel him back to office. So if he tries the criminal, and if the ESRP is linked to him, he may very well lose votes or support. Without the support of the ESRP, the RD would be a stand-alone party, without coalition partners. So maybe, just maybe, it is a political game to keep support beneath it all!
If the above theory is to be conclusively proven false, I demand the following:
-I demand the ESRP explain all talk of 'revolution' in their headquarters;
-I demand an immediate explanation as to why criminals are not being tried by both President and government, and why the President has spoken in defense of the terrorists, saying, "The so-called vandalism is just some graffitti and the city services are already cleaning them. I also asked the police to keep an extra eye open for those juvenile delinquents," (why can he not call them radicals, revolutionaries, or even part of a revolution?);
-I demand concrete proof that the Revolution and ESRP are not linked, not just the words of a common revolutionary who may not know the workings of the upper echelons of the revolution.
-I also demand an explanation of all other pieces of evidence cited in this letter.
If the above cannot be supplied, the consequences maybe incredible and far-reaching.
Thank you,
Achille Poirot, Private Investigator
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