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Prologue: LandGraf of Hesse

The belch of cannons was growing louder and panic had gripped the city. The rebellious Dutch, the conniving French, and the influential Roman Emperor in Vienna had all declared war and already their forward troops were on the outskirts of Duchy Cleves. The Duke had locked himself in the tallest tower of the Schwanenburg and refused to come out. People were running pell mell in the streets, some making for hidden places in basements and sewers, others to such refuges as churches and hospitals. Many others were fleeing out of the city, hoping to make it to the safety of the Reichwald or to small boats that would take them across the Rhine.

A squad of fresh-faced recruits were with me, they gripped their halberds nervously. We must secure the main gate , I yelled to them, They mustn’t walk in without a siege or a fight . We forced our way through a tangle of townsfolk outside of the state bank, all yelling, some waving sheaves of script and paper, some hammering the doors with their fists, trying to get access to their share of bullion within. The oak and iron portals remained shut, unperturbed and the windows did not open.

The bank was closed, had been closed all week. There was nothing for it. The realm was bankrupt. And I had to close the gate.

I led my shifty column across town, and came to the north gate. The portcullis was raised, the great iron doors were splayed open like a split head. The guards were not to be seen, they had fled at the rumor of enemy, or had slipped off earlier the week before when their pay did not come as promised. A steady stream of townspeople were moving though, clutching bags and all manner of bric-a-brac that people seem to take with them when they panic: small items of furniture, rolls of carpet, one person a mechanical clock, another a colored window pane. It was all very odd.

No, not deserted. A troop of horsemen rode up. They were ours, I noticed with relief. Scouts in fact.

Captain, what word from the North Road? How many Dutch? I asked,

His name was Hauptman Linder, I remember, his commission came in last year. He had been highly rated at the academy. Linder’s cloak was torn and his boots were muddy. Clearly, he had not cleaned his kit or shaved for days. His men were in worse shape. Discipline had collapsed.

How many Dutch? I repeated. Linder looked at me, with his hollow, dark eyes. I didn’t like that look.

Too many. Too many for us, he said slowly. Too many for you.

We must stop them, I said, gesturing to the panicked people leaving Cleves. We must close the gate.

Linder, nor his horsemen, made a move. My escort shuffled nervously, looking up and down the street.

Close the gate, I ordered my men, Captain Linder, make a line and prevent these people from leaving. No one flees. The enemy must think Cleves is strong. If they think we are strong, we will win this war.

Linder turned, looked at the fleeing people for a moment, then his own men and then he drew his sword.

Get them in line, I said.

Linder turned back to me in his saddle, and looked as if he would bark an order. He raised his sword to do … and then swung it down. Hard. At me. I felt the blade cut through my hat, my hair, the bone and eat into the soft tissue within.

And I fell. It was too sharp a blow for there to be much pain.

Through a haze I saw my body crumple to the mud, and my guards look blankly at my prostrate form. Then I saw Linder hack at my neck, and then lift up my severed head to show to the small group of soldiers and panicked people nearby. A few cheers went up in fact.

He is dead. The man who brought us this curse, said Linder. He had more to say, but I could hardly hear him, for I was already on my way .
 

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Second Prologue

“You again!” boomed the voice.

Without much effort I was moving at some speed through space, moving towards the light. In my head it all seemed like a tunnel. And I knew that voice well.

“Yes,” I said sheepishly.

“I saw some of what happened down there,” the voice said.

“I was hoping you wouldn’t,” I replied.

“Very entertaining, seeing your realm collapse like all that. Very fast, like poor baking, I should think. Fight the Spanish, liberate the Dutch, all very good and well, but did you have to annex the Palatinate and Cologne as well on your way? No wonder everyone was mad at you. Changing state religions was done at the worse possible time too. And that bankruptcy? You couldn’t afford to fight two wars at once, you should have known that.”

“Don’t remind me,” I wasn’t enjoying this.

“Nonsense how will you ever learn except by making mistakes? How do you think I got into my position anyway, mmmm?”

“By not making as many mistakes as I did or do,” I said carefully. It was always important to flatter the boss.

“Oh you’re good,” he said, seeing though me. “But clearly not as clever as you think. Your recent performance is a clear indication of that. And so that’s why I am sending you back."

“Back? But I just got here,” I protested.

“No I will be sending you back, that sector does need more than passive monitoring. Do you really think that history happens by itself? Of course not, it need active intervention to bring forth. No, NW Europe late 15th century, it is. I have already booked your passage.”

“Not Cleves again, “ I said. “That assignment was so unfair. And I let the people down so badly.” Images of the faces of the townsfolk, even that of murderous Linder, were still in my head. I felt guilty and ashamed.

“Its good to see that you not thinking about yourself all of the time,” said the entity. ”Its important to think of other people. Sometimes my helpers all just want to conquer the world. No, that gets dreary, all of the time, and doesn’t really serve the long term interest.”

“What long term interests?” I asked. I hadn’t actually thought of any of this in that kind of frame of reference before.

“The Long Term Interests” he said, pronouncing each syllable with authority. And if he had a face, I would have seen a smile, one similar to the ones you give to dumb animals or to small children. But he didn’t, so I couldn’t. It was just that kind of feeling. I felt very small..

“Now shoo. Off you go. Go found that nation I need founding.”

And tumbling away from the light, I fell back into darkness, and so I fell to earth again.
 

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Part the First (1491-94)

I materialized in December 1491 at a crossroads in Germany. The same crossroads where I had begun not so long ago. Then, I had chosen to go south, and so I had made it to Cleves, where I quickly gained the trust of the Duke, and so led the small state to all sorts of international hijinks, which then lead to disaster and to my ultimate failure. There was no way I could go through it all again, not so soon.

But a North Western German nation needed to be founded, that was my task and that’s what I was here to do. Could this objective be met with a different candidate? Hesse had done well as an ally for Cleves, before they had been alienated from us. Hesse: in the same region, double the size, some better leadership material coming down the historical pipes and generally in a much better position for what I was to accomplish strategically. Yes, Hesse should do quite well.

So at the crossroads I turned north. I made an appearance at the Landgraf’s court, and using the guile that is typical of my kind, it was easy enough to infiltrate into the household. My standard identity, that of a scholar and magician close to the discovery of the Philosopher’s Stone, made me irresistible company for novelty-seeking renaissance princes. They usually put me on payroll fast enough and why not? I could entertain, I could persuade, I could educate, I had some strange foreknowledge of many events, and extremely long life to boot. Vicious when needed to be. And completely loyal. Good to have around. Usually, as the country grew in wealth and importance (Cleves was an exception and aberration I must say), everyone at court seemed to forget my original stated quest of the Philosopher’s Stone, but in the beginning you needed a good cover story to get the funding you needed and the access you craved. So after Christmas, I was all set up to begin my mission in earnest.

I liked the new neighborhood. Great potential as they say. A real fixer upper. Linen was a major export, and their was some extensive salt mines as well, good for flavouring and preserving meats and fish. We were located near enough to the great Flanders market that shipping wasn’t a problem and there was many good commercial and financial contacts about. Whoever could unite this region would be rich power indeed.

Unity was the problem. There wasn’t any. There was a standard patchwork of German states on both sides of the Rhine, and a large Spanish territorial presence immediately west of Hesse, controlling the lowlands from northern Friesian down to the French border. There was also a so- called Holy Roman Emperor in Vienna, our titular overlord. He would have to be watched for his arm was long, and he had great influence among the heads of Europe. And there was the French King to consider as well. These three powers would have to be balanced while I put the early stages of the plan into action

I also liked my new Lord, the Landgraf Wilhelm I (3/4/3) a good decent man, interested in justice and sound administration of his ancestral territories.

And I liked the tools assembled for me to use. 35000 men in the army, of which 11000 were heavily armored cavalry, knights and sergeants. The foot, the Landsknechts, fought in tight formation, wielding wicked pikes like dangerous porcupines and had huge swords and halberds as back ups. I was impressed by their professionalism and drill. This was no peasant or feudal levy, but a real professional army. No wonder Hesse was a great source of mercenaries.

This was an army that was there to be used. Wilhelm, while not famous as a military man, had to be given credit for the polices and programs that created this force.

Some footwork was needed. We formed a regional alliance with Brandenburg to the east of Germany (They had some claim to our land, specious of course, but I didn’t want them causing mischief) and our neighbors at Cleves (ruled by Duke Johann the Baby maker, who was a military man, and the father of too many children to count as well hence the name. I knew him well in my past life). Later I invited the Pfalzgraf of the Palatinate to join in our league.

All of these alliances were cemented by marriages between the families. Wilhelm’s family was huge and had the habit of creating all sorts of cadet branches like a mighty oak might shed leaves so there was always some Johan Hesse-Darmstadt, or Mary Hesse-Kasel or Frederick Hesse-Coburg-Gotha-Battenberger-Baggins etc. ripe and ready to experience the joys of the marriage bed. Politics was the big part of these liaisons of course, which has always struck me as a not bad way of organizing international diplomacy because this way you always knew who was screwing who. But I digress.

Soon enough, the peace of Europe was broken by France (with Papal States, Savoy, Helvetia, Poland-Lithuania, Brittany, Navarre, and Hafsid Empire) who invaded Lorraine in the summer of ’92. The autonomy of Lorraine (Austria, Württemberg) was guaranteed by the Emperor himself, so you could see the seeds of a major continental war being planted here. Both sides had many allegiances.

I kept us out of it. I encouraged Wilhelm to rationalize taxation in Hesse province and worked with the local smiths to perfect iron casting (MILTECH 2: Artillery) . We sent traders to Flanders and encouraged the commercial and social development of the realm (TL2, INFRA2) by funding local schools, giving guilds privileges and helping with
the training of apprentices.

In July, the French overran and annexed Lorraine before the Austrians could send relief. Instead of the Emperor, response came from a different quarter. Spain declared war on France in August, bringing in their allies of Milan, Naples, Cologne and Scotland. With keen interest I watched the Spanish garrisons in Holland march south to attack French Territory.

Noteworthy in the Spanish action was the nonparticipation of England, France’s historical enemy, who had chosen not to honor their alliance with Spain for the moment. England’s Henry VII was a cautious man. I sent over a diplomatic mission which included the lovely but poorly named Bertha Hesse-Bullock; word back came that England would join us in creating a northern German security zone, and that yes, there would be a marriage between Henry’s son Arthur and the aforementioned lovely Bertha that fall.

I should also note that our immediate neighbors Saxony and Hanover had formed their own alliance pact, purely for defensive purposes, of course, their ambassadors told me. I assured them the northern German security zone would definitely consider their interests, and they seemed satisfied with that. Ready as I ever would be, I ordered the army to concentrate in the west of Hesse at Munster.

Next: The First Spanish War
 

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Nice start, the hardest part is the beginning. It will be interesting doing a minor for a change
 

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OOC stuff

Heres my attempt at an AAR. This is an ongoing game that began, as the first proloque indicates, with the collapse of a game where I was Kleves/Cleves.

My objective with this game was to:

successfully form a north western german/dutch kingdom

finish as the #1 ranked power in the game.

become one of the first three powers to convert to Protestantism

never DOW a Protestant country w/o a CB

Other than that, I would just let objectives flow, and if I survived the Dutch revolt (which killed me as Cleves) set some more as the game progressed. I am also doing some parallel reading in the period, so you might not know what's coming up.

The game is IGC, settings are veryhard/furious. chaos hurts. i have set COT in Copennhagen and Astrakhan; Brittany, Eire, Norway are "free" , TO controls Ingermanland and Moldavia has Bujak.

On style: I am quitting smoking :cool: so taking copius notes while i play in becoming natural to me while I play EU. As this AAR progresses there may be changes in presentation as i learn to handle the material and shape it into an entertaining yarn. I can see already there will be some changes as the story develops. i want to try a lot of things, but i will take it one step at a time.

Anyhow, i hope you enjoy reading this, as i am finding it rather fun to write. "Alt-Historical game fiction" is a new genre for me, so its a real change of pace. thanks.

ps: on review, there's some weak grammar at work, mostly issues of tense. i hope its not too sloppy and isn't a barrier.
 

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Excellent! I have played Italian and Asian minors, but never a German minor yet. Interesting to see how you handle the diplomatic issues, if you turn protestant early and expand by military/ diplomatic annexation the chance of antagonising Austria must be high. At least this won't (shouldn't) be another Yoghurt/pjcrowe style BB war to end all BB wars...
 

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I like this. The hook shows me some stuff I should have mentioned in my Austrian AAR. Of course, in my AAR, I didn't need to squirm into court, being a demon.

Oh, and vandem, I can get BB wars quite easily. :D Same AAR.

EDIT: I thought after posting this that it smacks of self-advertising, but I'll leave as is and note that I didn't intend that.
 

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hey guys, thanks for the feedback, it nice to get some eyeballs right away. to get anywhere being a german minor means some early luck, but then we create our own luck, and timing is everthing.

anyhow, a war coming right up.
 

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The First Spanish War (1494-98)

1494 opened with simple preparations. I arranged a royal marriage of Lorne Hesse-Kalvert with a princess of the French royal house to prevent future misunderstandings between the French King. This marriage was held to celebrate the French conquest and annexation of Milan in April.

And in May, I declared war on Spain. This was viewed with surprise by many as Hesse had no historical claim to any Spanish territory and hitherto, we had been good neighbors joined by commercial ties in Flanders. Many folks in our realm were disturbed by this radical change in policy (-3 stability) .

The Spanish minor's of Scotland, Naples, Cologne DOW’ed me back. All of my allies, including from the Spanish perspective, treacherous England, rallied to my side. That cruel summer of ‘94, Europe was filled it seemed, with marching armies and burning towns.

By July my 45, 000 man army had crossed the border and besieged Holland, a strong fortification. Acting in my new capacity of Field Marshall of Hesse, I sent two smaller forces to besiege and capture The Hague and Friesen as well. My allies of Palatinate and Cleves assembled 22000 men at nearby Cologne and besieged that city. Cologne’s small army was nowhere in the theatre. Off in Savoy they said.

With war pay to the troops kicking in and normal commerce disrupted, Wilhelm quietly informed me that Hesse was now running a budget deficit. I assured the Landgraf that we would have enough cash reserves to tide us over, and in any case, new plunder would make up the difference. Well, so I hoped. I remembered what happened in my previous career in Cleves.

Who were doing fine without me this time around. Duke Johan Baby Maker had captured Cologne in October, took peace guarantees and money from their fearful burghers, and moved onto to attack the Spanish Territories. Joined by English troops from Calais, Baby Maker with 11000 men besieged Artois, while the 12000 men from the Palatinate besieged nearby Luxembourg. A token Spanish force in Flanders dared not venture forth.

In early 1495, I arranged royal marriages with the houses of Hannover and Saxony for security reasons. My troops captured Friesen and I hoarded our annual income to pay for this war month by month and to finance our deficit. With the routes to Flanders now closed by war, some of our merchants turn their trade towards the markets of Mecklenburg, administered by the peaceful Hanseatic League. These markets are not as rich, but Landgraf Wilhelm felt that it is time we had some commercial activity in that area.

“Balance,” he wrote to me, “Its always about maintaining a fine balance.”

Which I hope we can keep. That long winter Spain conquered the Swiss and annexed Helvetia and Thuringen entered the Hanover-Saxony Block. 6000 Spanish marched forth from Flanders and moved towards Pfalz. I contracted out another royal marriage (Katrina Hesse-Lemay-Doan) with Baden (who are an ally of the Emperor, but not currently at war).

By July, Cleves has taken Artois and Duke Baby maker leads his forces to the siege at Luxembourg. On hearing the bad news, the small Spanish field army in Pfalz lifts their siege and moves on.

My forces in Holland are joined by 3000 English. Both my sieges are moving slowly. With the experienced English reinforcements at hand, we begin to make real progress on the works.

At the same time, a courier from the new von Taxis messenger firm brings me a message from the burghers of Cologne, offering peace if I pay them 137 guilder marks in tribute. I am piqued by this offer, and I reply in force, sending 9000 men from the Hague siege south across the Rhine to attack the territory. That’ll show 'em.

That fall, Spain annexes Navarre and France pays off Austria for peace, while I arrange for diplomatic relations to intensify with the Hanseatic League (Russell Hesse-Deschmidt) and Württemberg (Naomi Hesse-Klein).

1496 opens with a bang as word reaches us that far way the Big Turk has conquered the Mamelukes in a single campaign. This was remarkable, but not nearly as important as the presence of the 15,000 Spanish who have marched across France to counterattack; they furiously assault Artois. Meanwhile Baby Maker takes Luxembourg.

In February, Foreign Affairs tells me that Scotland has made a separate peace with England for some money. I haven’t seen any Scots about, so I assume this means that England will be fighting on one front now. Meanwhile, I arrange for a political cohabitation with the Baltic Prussians (Leah-Hesse-Meklarwen).

By March, the Spanish forces at Artois has doubled to a fearsome army of 34000 men and they soon recapture the province. However, French advances in other theatres, cause the Spanish to march south into France proper. I am glad that the Spanish consider the French to be more serious enemies than me. Shortly after, the Baby Maker takes command of the Holland siege in person. Handing over command to the Duke, I lead a force of 11000 men south to initiate a new siege in Zeeland. Messengers tell me that the sieges at The Hague and Cologne are going well. With no pitched battles to fight, and just sieges to manage, it starts to look as if we will win this war. All we need is a bit more time. And the French to keep the Spanish busy.

In April, word comes that Cologne had fallen to my troops, and the burghers capitulate. We have them sign a document that gives Hesse the administration duties and the taxes of the city and territory, a de facto annexation. Located on the west side of the Rhine, the city and territories was well situated as a base for future expansion west and south. I had no qualms taking the realm under direct rule. Cologne, it turns out, was also the center of a major grain growing region – well, you could never have enough food could you? I send my men in the province westward to start a new siege in Hainault. The following month, we capture The Hague, bringing another province under our control. Trops are moved from there to join the Zeeland and Hainault sieges.

By June, with additional income coming into the Landgraf’s coffers thanks to taxes from our new province, me and Wilhelm are satisfied that we will not be running a deficit anymore. With some of the carefully-saved surplus, we commission 10 siege guns with the smiths at Munster.

Annexing Cologne raised European eyebrows, as it served notice that something was up with the sleepy realm of Hesse. But what was this something? The Danish king sent inquiries first, so we made a friendship pact with the Elsinorians by having Doug Hesse Kammerbel marry a depressive little princess from Copenhagen. Hope it works out, those Danes need to cheer up some, I reckon. The marriage was not attended by either French or Spanish legates, even though standard diplomatic immunity was extended. The frail and somewhat mad (in my mind) Duke of Cologne had been much liked by both Spain and France, something I hadn’t considered. The von Taxis told me that Parisians were already calling us Hessians “warmongers”, even “Huns”. Well, so be it then.

Spain has other problems besides some uppity Germans to deal with. In September, Portugal (Hanseatic League, Pommerania, and Holstein) declares war on Spain (who are joined by Naples and Scotland). The Portuguese sound like my kind of people, so I arrange for the marriage of a Rebecca Hesse-Eckler into their Royal Family. By courier, Hesse-Eckler tells me that the Portuguese-Spanish border is unmanned and unfortified, and that Lisbon also has a number of great African and Indian restaurants where she likes to meet with her girlfriends and chat about clothes, cute sea captains and books that no one has read yet. I thank her for the intelligence and don’t read the rest of her letter.

By October, my 10 guns are ready in Munster, and I order them to join my at the siege at Zeeland, which is stalling. Across the river the siege in Hainault is making better progress. While I sit in my tent working over the gunpowder supplies, a Scottish emissary shows up demanding peace for 44 English pounds, and I tell him certainly, it will be here waiting for them once the Scottish army shows up to claim it. While I am unsure if the Scot understands sarcasm, he disappears before I have to make an effort of explaining the insult to him.

The New Year of 1497 begins with the capture of Hainault, which brings much celebration at my Zeeland camp and at the Hessen court. And with no Spanish army in sight, I press my gains, and send the 12000 men in Hainault over to recapture Artois. On arriving, they crush some Spanish recruits in a short skirmish, and get on with the siege. Soon afterwards, 36 000 French join my forces at the province, they have a strong claim to the land and want to assert it. An assault is ordered by the French General Foix, and soon enough the Fleur-de-Lis flies over Artois. I order my 10, 000 men in the province to move on towards Flanders itself, where they kill 900 shaken Spanish recruits; they then cross over the river to join me at Zeeland.

Von Taxis messengers tell me that Spain is now scrambling diplomatically, fighting too many enemies on too many fronts at once. They pay off Savoy and the Pope for peace, and also sign an agreement with Brittany. Perhaps they are ready to make a deal with us, I wonder? We’ll see, I’m not ready yet myself. No envoy comes in any case.

I also hear of a small revolt breaking out in Cologne. Our allies the Palatinians are bivvied there, so short work is made of the scum. Shortly after, Spain pays 72 Marks to the Palatinate for peace. Following that bit of bribery, 21, 000 Spanish regulars return to the theatre, wanting to win back the key town of Artois. Foix and his army are off somewhere else, so the Spanish do retake the city by October, and then decide to march south to fight more land battles in central France. Wonderously, my siege at Zeeland is left undisturbed. I do decide to support Duke Baby Maker at the Holland siege lines, as the withdrawal of the Palatinians from the war had left him short. He gets 3000 Hesse reinforcements.

In January 1498, I commission another 10 guns at Munster. By February, Spain makes another “strategic peace” by giving England Navarre (!) and 250 Reals. As the English withdraw from the Holland siege, and pull back to Calais, I recruit another 1000 men to replace them in the siege lines. Later that spring the French retake Artois, which has now changed hands for a remarkable fifth time this war.

For Hesse’s part the war goes well but slowly, almost peacefully. In my copius spare time, I arrange for a springtime of royal weddings. Bohemia, Austria, Poland, Pommerania and Savoy are all brought into the dynastic web. Hesse is attracting a lot of international interest these days, as there is a sense that the power balance is shifting. And truthfully, many states are thinking this is a positive thing, annexation of Cologne excepted.

By May, my new guns are ready, which I order brought to Zeeland, where I have by now a 24000 man field army and 20 guns. The engineers assure me that the wall of town can only last for 6 more months. We have been besieging this town for a very long time now, over 2 years. On the other hand, we are not under immediate threat by the Spanish, and foraging is abundant, so I decide to wait it out and see what the cannon will do.

After a lazy summer in the lowlands, we finally take Zeeland in September, by which time I am paying more interest to the series of battles being fought between the Spanish and French south of Paris. A shaken Spanish Envoy soon shows up at my tent, and offers Friesen and Hainault for peace. I make a counteroffer for Zeeland, Hainault and money – he quickly agrees, signs on the dotted line, and so the war is over. I make an offer of a white peace to the Scotsman in the Spaniard’s train, which he accepts as well, so that’s the end of that.

All in all a good war. In our first major campaign, we captured 3 new provinces, won many sieges, a few skirmishes and avoided the risk of pitched battles. Our two latest possessions were also both major textile producing provinces, and their production helps to make us the European leader in weaving. We are in the money. Meanwhile, our ally Cleves, still holds Spanish Luxembourg and still fights Spain openly-- the Baby Maker himself stubbornly continues to besiege Holland with 5000 men.

Landgraf Wilhelm is impressed by our gains and promotes me to a peerage. “I knew you had it in you, me boy,” he says, passing over the keys to the city of Cologne. Noone mentions the matter of the Philosopher's Stone. In a short ceremony followed by a long party, I am made Viscount of Cologne. Soon after I move into the old Ducal place and begin with my work. Its not all about war you know.

Next: A Short Peace
 
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Originally posted by vandem
Excellent! I have played Italian and Asian minors, but never a German minor yet. Interesting to see how you handle the diplomatic issues, if you turn protestant early and expand by military/ diplomatic annexation the chance of antagonising Austria must be high. At least this won't (shouldn't) be another Yoghurt/pjcrowe style BB war to end all BB wars...

Hey, my BB wars have been very short (rarely more than one year) and about 3/4 of the enemies are offered a white peace.

That and at least half my BB rating comes from peaceful annexations.

-Pat

ps- I haven't forgotten my AAR, but I've spent this past week turning a D&D email discussion into a story.
 

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Great one this:D:D
Keep it up;)
 

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more coming i think tonight. thanks for reading and liking.

i did a little side reasearch after the fact and found there was no such guy as the duke of cologne, but in fact cologne became a free city in 1475 and was a member of the hanseatic league. but there was also the archbishop of cologne who was a powerful local magnate and the former ruler. so i made some minor historical edits of the above passage to suit my own prejudices, and to add a dash of verisimilitude. but i also have a new character (the archbishop) to work with now also. anyhow...

heres a cool link if you like old cities. check out that cathedral's building time (632 years!). where i live in the world, hardly anything is more than a century old unless you count the medicine wheels.

http://www.koeln.de/portrait/e/history6.html
 
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Part the Second: A Short Peace (1499)

A fine balance indeed. Wilhelm’s words carried with me. I would have to move more carefully in the future, now that I had served notice that Hesse was a force to be reckoned with in this version of Europe.
(VP standings at this point : 1) Hessen 145 , 2) Spain 116, 3) Austria 75, 4) England 71 and 5) France 68)

With the war over I turned to necessary administration. Absorbing three new provinces would take time, and there was bound to be numerous rebellions and intrigues in these new Hessian lands. We did not have a historic or dynastic claim to any of this new territory. And what was taken by force, could be lost by the same.

What served us well for now was the improoved fiscal outlook. Monthly income was now 6.7 gold a month in taxes, 1.8 month in manufacturing income and 0.8 in trade. Annually, the realm commanded 70 gold marks in revenue. But more was better, so we appointed a new Taxman in Munster in early 1499.

On balance, Hesse’s trade expansion had not worked out. Despite Duke Wilhelm sending traders to Mecklenburg, their work at cornering a share of the West Baltic markets only created low returns. I decided to hold off on sponsoring more trade missions for now. Compared to rich Flanders, the Baltic was a backwater.

Reputation is everything and so I worked to heighten Hesse’s status. I quieted the fears of our German neighbors in Thuringen and Bavaria with more royal marriages, packing off a Alexandra Hess-Gill and a Heather Hesse-Mallick to join with those houses. More Hesse scions were dispatched later in the year to Venice and Hungary. We receive news back that a war is brewing in the east, as the Turk (with Wallachia) is attacked by a crusade of the Emperor (with Hungary, Württemberg, Bohemia, Baden and Bavaria) joined with the Doge of Venice (and Portugal, Holstein). I applauded the Empire for taking a sure hand in eastern affairs.

And I am happy to report, our valiant ally in Cleves came out of the war smelling like roses too; in April 1499 a tiring Spain paid the Baby Maker off with cash and Luxembourg. The Duke passed through Cologne on the way home and we spent a week feasting and toasting in celebration of our alliance’s quick rise in fortunes.

“I have really only just met you, Viscount, “ he slurred at the end of one night of vigorous and heroic boasting and toasting. “But I feel like I know you well. Like we had a past life together. Tell me brother, have you ever been to Cleves?”

I felt my heart skip a beat. Only a real ghoul would want to revisit the site of his own death. Quickly, I changed the subject, and told drunk Duke Johan that Hesse had some openings in the diplomatic field, and perhaps there was a good career there for some of his 63 illegitimate children (OOC: historical fact, some sort of record I bet).

With that gambit, I was able to put off further mention of a return visit to my place of parallel shame. As my new home was just scant leagues up the Rhine from Cleves, I wondered for how long, how many years, I could put off the journey without causing some sort of diplomatic incident. Yes I was being phobic, but as I was (likely) the only man alive who remembered his own death, I think I was being psychologically quite healthy, in a preverse kind of way.

Still, sometimes, sleeping wasn’t always easy. The memory of death, and the feelings of guilt remained. To cope, I threw myself into work, and soon made time to draft plans for improving the fortifications at Hesse-town, mainly adding and raising towers. I found some grim amusement in plotting new patterns of cross fire for the kill zone. The masons and engineers were impressed when they got the plans.

In our second year of peace (1500), warm relations with England prompted us to pool our respective geographic knowledge. Sharing maps (they knew 22 areas, we knew 29) the Englishmen told me of a sea route west across the Atlantic to new unknown lands. Interesting, but with our current focus in Europe and lack of any fleet, there was no way to use this discovery for now. But there is never anything like completely useless knowledge. Heartened by this wisdom, we enter into another set of royal marriages, this time around with the Scots, followed by the Swedes and the far off Teutonic Order.

In foreign affairs, there was some more satisfying developments. Spain continued to stumble in its war with France, and King Ferdinand was forced to abandon the Canary Islands to pirates from the Hafsid Empire (!) . This was followed in later that year by the cession of Leon and Estramadus to uppity Portugal. (OOC: Spain now ranked #6 in points!) . By Christmas 1500, Spain made a final peace with archenemy France, ceding the much contested province of Artois to young King Louis. In total, Spain lost 8 provinces in the last war. I hoped that the nobles of Aragon and Castile would soon turn on each other in a fit of recrimination.

Our own troubles started early in the new century. At the beginning of Lent in 1501, Flemish peasants and townsfolk in Zeeland rose up in open rebellion. This rabble was well armed and coordinated and I suspect foreign agents were at work. I gave the order for the Landsknechts to march in and deal with them decisively. To keep our new territories, we must show hard force. From the palace balcony, I reviewed the last of our gaudily-dressed troops as they marched through the old roman streets. They looked like murderous peacocks. Killers. I was proud of them already

This will all turn out well, I thought.

And then I was told there was a guest to see me. A most distinguished guest. Archbishop Hermann. The Archbishop of Cologne.

Since the annexation of the old free city, the prelate had snubbed me, and had spent most of his time at his hunting estate near the Ardennes. My informants told me that he also spent some time traveling though France and Italy. Church business of course, which I never had time for, but always suspected in the worse way.

And so here he was now, standing before me. Two manservants of his were with him. One, quite dark in face, I guessed to be a moor.

“My Lord Viscount, I thought this would be a good time if we had a bit of a talk.”

My own guards were nearby and watching, fingering their sword belts. I had nothing to fear, this was my territory. my turf now.

“Certainly, but if its about holding Easter in the cathedral the gig is already booked,” I quipped, sizing him up. The prelate was only of moderate height but of strong physical health. He was only a few years older than me, and it was clear he could handle himself. I bet he did a lot of hunting at his estate. He was in the prime of his life, and he made a rich impression in his robe, fur cloak and jewels.

“Bad joke,” I said. “How about some wine?” I clapped my hands and a servant brought over a tray with cups and a small decanter. I poured two servings and handed him one.

“To Hesse! ” I said, raising my drink.

Archbishop Hermann sniffed, and took a small sip. “Not too bad, but I prefer something of a more … legitimate vintage, ” he said.

I drank deeply, drained my cup and poured another. “We all have our appetites, Lord Archbishop. But enough chat. Why are you here?”

Hermann looked at me with his sharp hunter's eyes. “There is some news, Viscount, and I thought it would be better if you heard it from me first. “

“I already know about the rebellion,” I said. “And the matter is under control, thank you very much. But you could tell me who is behind it?”

“Suppose I ask you a question instead. ‘What power helped you earn your victory over Spain?’”

“Cleves, ” I said, remembering the work of the valiant Duke Johan Baby Maker.

The Archbishop shot back: “No, it was not that overgrown haystack of a Duchy. I ask you, over 5 years of war, did you ever fight a single pitched battle against Spain? Were you ever threatened by Castilian steel? Who defeated their armies? Who threatened all of their possessions in every corner of Europe? It was France. All of this, everything I see in this very palace, this was all the work of King Louis.”

“France’s involvement with Spain did create the opportunity. Which we took gladly. And anyhow, we have an understanding with the Valois,” I said blandly.

“ I think Viscount you have very much misunderstood King Louis. Look at the peace. What did the upstart House of Hesse gain and what did King Louis? Three rich provinces to his one. You know, with the small tart he got, I would expect him to want a bigger bite. He is quite the jealous monarch and I’m sure he will teach you a thing about foreign policy very, very soon.”

“If Louis Dooze is indeed behind this new revolt, I have already learned more from you than he ever could teach me,” I countered “Hesse will crush the revolt and grow stronger. And we have a peace with his family, Archbishop. Bound by blood and marriage.”

“There is no need for your threats, Viscount. French columns are marching north as we speak. I am just telling you of what is true. Your own Duke, hustled up as he is in his own little piss of a court east of here, has just been informed himself.” As he spoke, Hermann was looking east.

I looked out the nearest window, and saw the distant glares of watch fires light up like fireflies. One after another they lit, hilltop to hilltop, all down the Rhine. These were fires of warning, fires carrying news of another war. Two years! This had turned out to be a very short peace.

And this bishop’s sense of timing was impeccable.

“But what of our peace? Where is Sir Lorne Hesse-Kalvert?” I asked. What had happened to the ties of marriage we had made?

“ Sir Lorne, I have been told by my brother canons at Notre Dame, has had some sort of accident. There was some repairs, some construction occurring… something to do with the bells. Anyhow, the good knight walked under some ladder, and then ... a gargoyle fell on him.”

“eeugh.”

“Well as they are say in Paris, ‘I’m sure there is more where he came from’ .”

Never mind King Louis. This priest knew a lot. I had underestimated him .

“And so, my Lord prelate, what do you want for this …. information?” I asked.

“I am a servant of the church, of our Holy Father of Rome. It would be wise for you to remember that we are in the charge of the souls of men. And when the time comes that you need protection, Viscount, come to the church. Come to me. For after all, we not only know things about the movement of princes and their men. We know things about people, the base ones as well as the more extraordinary. And so you see, we know something, something about you.” His dark eyes flickered. There were depths there.

“I am just a servant of the Duke,” I parried. What could he know?[/]

“And we also know that you are not the only one of your kind here. You are, not as you think, alone.”

With that, the Archbishop turned as if to go. And did I imagine his moorish servant sneering too, at that very moment?

Well, come French invasion or Flemish revolt, I was still in command here. Archbishop Hermann couldn’t leave my palace or my city, not without my leave.

“Archbishop!” I barked, “We are at war now. You will remove yourself to your canonical residence in the city. Some of my men will escort you there for your own protection. And you will remain under guard.”

At my signal, some of my men came forward and formed a loose square around the priest. The bishop nodded then, to them as much as to me, and went quietly away under escort. He had to be bluffing, I thought. A trick of that new Spanish Inquisition Imply guilt and make them squirm. Won’t work for me. For there could be no way he knew of my true nature or of the Entity.

Enough. I had Hermann now where I could keep an eye on him. And I had another war to plan and to fight. And to win.


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Hesse 1499 , after the first Spanish War . Kleves now has Luxembourg, Palatinate and England (red in Calais) also part of allied security zone. Champagne burns...
 
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Yes screenies would be cool:D:D:D:D:D
 
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interesting story line, saskganesh :)
 
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any chance to annex cleves politically?
 

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relations with cleves are improving. over time, a political annexation is desirable ...gotta deal with French first, and wait down that 3% nationalism of new provinces..first things first:)

like a AAR update. enjoy, a few days in the works.
 
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