It was a usual sunny morning in Persia in 550 BC and Cyrus the Great was waking up.
Cyrus: What a great day to conquer!
Mysterious Man: Indeed. But what are you doing in my bedroom?
C: Where am I? What time is it? Whats the meaning of life?
MM: You are in the bedroom of Reza Pahlavi, and it is January 6th 1936. I am Shah Reza Pahlavi, the greatest ruler Persia has ever seen!
C: Actually, that calendar over there says it is march 1930. But what am I doing here? Does God exist?
Reza Pahlavi: I swear in name of Allah I was in 1936 just yesterday...
Mysterious Man (not Reza Pahlavi, we know his name now) : You are part of my evil game. You, 2 greatest rulers of Persia, have to quide your nation in world full of wars without allies. If you conquer the world, you shall live to see another day. If not, you are fed to alligators. Now go, Persian kings, and do your best for your nation.
I got to run, I still have to introduce rules to rulers of Confederate States and Mongol Empire.
C: So Reza, it seems like we have a world to conquer.
RP: Hell yeah!
Cyrus: What a great day to conquer!
Mysterious Man: Indeed. But what are you doing in my bedroom?
C: Where am I? What time is it? Whats the meaning of life?
MM: You are in the bedroom of Reza Pahlavi, and it is January 6th 1936. I am Shah Reza Pahlavi, the greatest ruler Persia has ever seen!
C: Actually, that calendar over there says it is march 1930. But what am I doing here? Does God exist?
Reza Pahlavi: I swear in name of Allah I was in 1936 just yesterday...
Mysterious Man (not Reza Pahlavi, we know his name now) : You are part of my evil game. You, 2 greatest rulers of Persia, have to quide your nation in world full of wars without allies. If you conquer the world, you shall live to see another day. If not, you are fed to alligators. Now go, Persian kings, and do your best for your nation.
I got to run, I still have to introduce rules to rulers of Confederate States and Mongol Empire.
C: So Reza, it seems like we have a world to conquer.
RP: Hell yeah!
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