RP: Chardzou situation is dire. What should we do about it?
C: Immortals?
RP: I knew you would say that... Well, lets give them a chance.
C: See? Afghanistans heard Immortals are coming and retreated!
RP: Im pretty sure that is reason why Afghans lost...
By the way, I suggest we start bombing Afghan factories.
C: Why? Afghans dont make Immortals, do they?
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Burn their Immortal barrackses! Immortals are my idea!
RP: Yeah...burn the Immortal barrackses... How about a counter-attack in Chardzou region?
C: Whatever. I will make sure every single Afghan Immortal copy is dead!
RP: I am happy you dont care. We just lost there.
C: You did what?
RP: Sent our navy to intercept Saudi boats?
C: You managed to screw up even that simple thing. Our navy is heading to Ethiopian coast!
RP: Uhh...we are under attack at Kandahar! Our 2 divisions wont hold out long!
C: Now take a look how real Emperors make war. We make a phoney attack at Kabul to distract them from their main objective, attacking Kandahar that is.
RP: Did you do such manouvers in ancient Persia too?
C: No. I sent my Immortals to kick everyones asses.
RP: Ohh. Indians are offering us a trade by the way. As the wise men say: "Our enemys enemy is our friend". We shall trade with them.
C: I sent Indian diplomat away. And told him to ***** ***** **** ***** ****. And then I said *** ******* ***** ******* ****. As encore I added *** ***** ****...
RP: I got the idea. But why did you send him away?
C: We were supposed to attack India after Afghans, remember?
RP: No. We were supposed to SEEK alliance with them. We were supposed to attack everyone else except them.
C: Ohhh.