C: Hey dude, lets attack Kandahar. It would be totally awesome!
RP: Ehh?
C: Just watched "Dude, Wheres My Car?". I just love modern age!
RP: Okey... We shall attack Kandahar with army of 2 infantry and 2 mountain divisions with heavy bomber support.
C: They got only 5 garrisons there, no problem for our Immortals!
RP: Yes. By the way our tanks just retook Chandzou!
C: Tanks?
RP: Short for "Immortals in armoured chariots"
C: Wouldnt it be more like IIAC?
RP: Just call them tanks.
C: Ok, mister "Perfect namegiver". Oh, Saudis attempted to invade us again at Abadan. Our garrison-Immortals there beated them back without problems.
RP: I throught Immortals were some sort of a elite troopers in Persian army. All our armies cant be Immortals!
C: All our armies are elite!
RP: Thats a good point but still not everyone should be called Immortal.
C: Why? Anyway, Yunnan just declared war...
RP:
I knew I shouldnt have tried to hit that Yunnan princess
C: I didnt hear you. Anyway, Yunnan just declared war on India. This could lead to some interesting possibilities, now that India fights a 3-front war.
RP: Yeah but lets take care of Afghans first, shall we? 4 new divisions just arrived from our barrackses.
C: 4 new Immortals? This is a good day, indeed.
RP: Okey, here is the deal. These 4 divisions are now our elite army, our Immortals. And you stop calling other divisions Immortals this instant!
C: Ok, But I want them to be led by our most capable man, General Riskleader 138.
RP: Now that wasnt even worth saying, of course Riskleader 138 gets to command our elite army!
C: Oh yeah, the Kandahar battle. I just received news we...lost there?
RP: How is it possible?
C: Because I stopped calling them Immortals, thats how it is possible.
RP: We have to send reinforcements there as soon as possible!
C: There are 3 marine divisions in Chah Bahar near the border of India. We can send them to attack Kandahar and put some garrisons there instead.
RP: Thats brilliant!
C: I didnt create the largest Empire of its time just with my muscles, you know.
RP: Ok, now it is time to attack Kandahar for the second time. And this time, we shall win!
C: Afghanistan is soon ours!
Both: *maniacal laughter I am incapable of transferring to literal form*